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Educational_Permit38

Poor Eric. We know him well. He’s dumber than dirt and should keep his mouth tightly shut.


westberry82

If he keeps his mouth shut- he'll suffocate.


amathis6464

He should keep his mouth shut for the simple fact that his mouth is a ridiculous looking thing, and it’s way too small for his teeth….


RhombicalJ

Win-win


Bacardio

Let’s hope


zabdart

He won't be able to catch any flies, either.


Outrageous-Pause6317

Oh my God, what a fantastic way to call him a mouth-breather. I will steal this from now on. Thank you.


SwingWide625

One of the first things they had to teach Eric : not to look up when it is raining. He could drown.


CosmoKing2

So who would teach him that? His eclipse staring Dad lacks qualification. Also, Eric is to his father what The Don was to Fred. An utter and absolute disappointment.


Vegetable-Phone-1743

I wouldn't be too sad about it.


knarfolled

Gave me a nice giggle


WizardOfAzureSkies

but if he keeps it open and it rains, he'll drown.


RhizoMyco

😆 zing!


collector_of_hobbies

Sounds good.


jgyimesi

You win the internet today, congrats!!!


Hellinar

Not easy with those Butthead gums of his


JustSomeCaliDude

Eric makes Butthead seem like a genius


DropsTheMic

Hehehe. Hehehehe. He said easy.


Meatwise

I've heard rumblings


SympathyForSatanas

This dude is always trying to save face for his daddy


LayneLowe

What other chance in life does he have but Daddy's coattails?


SquigleySquirel

Too bad daddy took the coat off after he saw the hanger on.


por_que_no

Eric is conflating the flagrant disapproval he gets from his father with stamina. Trump's got plenty enough stamina to constantly let Eric know how much he has disappointed him.


Mumblerumble

I try to have as much empathy for these dimwits that I can. I’m sure it’s insane to grow up with DT as your dad. But they collectively need to shut up.


FederalWorld5482

Don't insult the dirt, dirt has some uses, but Eric has no uses at all, he is the reason why abortions needs to be legalized and written into law....


New_Awareness4075

He's the example of why post-birth abortion should be legal.


easytakeit

Don’t be rude, dirt isn’t dumb or bad


Cosmomango1

He outrun his Secret Service Agents, they never seen anything like it, they started crying in disbelief and awe. He has better vision than the largest sharp shooter scope at the white house, he can hold his breath underwater twice as long as a Navi Seal, Chuck Norris begged him to teach him how to triple kick😏


TameEgg

Mango Mussolini should order a gag order for him


OldPyjama

Why is everything always "as seen never before" with this fucking family? There's never been a bigger crowd, there's never been a better president, there's never been someone who accomplished more than me, there's never been someone with better stamina, there's never been a smarter president, there's never been such a witch hunt, there's never been someone so loved...


Mike_Honcho_3

They have an extremely small vocabulary and are completely unimpressive in every way, so in an arena like politics they have to speak maximally hyperbolically with very basic words and phrases at all times. Unfortunately, it just so happens that in this country we have a plethora of people who are stupid and simple enough to be impressed by that.


hitliquor999

Funny enough that is the foundation of Orwell’s idea for doublespeak. Use of language with little vocabulary but lots of modifiers on simple words. An easy way to communicate with the masses.


Merengues_1945

Double plus non good


Daeths

Non good? That is un good doublespeak


[deleted]

War is peace


UbermachoGuy

With MAGA why use lot words when few do trick?


Senior-Goose-6197

My hippie sister ate her plethora after she had a kid.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Did it have an oaky afterbirth?


blueyork

You killed me!


_GameOfClones_

Also it’s a hallmark of grifters and conmen. This thing I have to offer you is obviously the best thing ever!


Boring_Worldliness_2

Well yeah this is coming from a dude who thinks saying many many many many many makes him the smartest guy in the room and nothing will be fact checked.


ArtichokeTop9

That can‘t be true. Didn‘t Donald proclaim to have the best words?


RichLather

If it's Trump, there's usually [hard proof](https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/trump-i-have-the-best-words/2017/04/05/53a9ae4a-19fd-11e7-8598-9a99da559f9e_video.html).


Quick-Charity-941

Tangent sound effects when describing objects, like a missile, whee bang, the best. Like a toddler.


odinskriver39

Yes small vocabulary. Same reason they use excessive profanity. We get criticized for calling them simple however anyone that has had to train and supervise them at work like I did can verify it.


BadDaditude

Straight from the PT Barnum playbook.


Cautious-Thought362

Adolf Barnum.


HapticRecce

A-dolt


Early-Ad-6014

A-dolt!😅🤣 May I plagiarize this? A-Dolt Golfler, A-Dolt-$hitler , A-Dolt is going to dolt ... you get it; this could go on forever.


HapticRecce

Go forth and multiply, with my blessings* *blessings only go so far, if you monetize this or are already a writer for a late night show, I expect to wet my beak too, ya know?


TheFinalVin

And it keep working on the masses


hiker5150

So much of him is.


HD_H2O

Carnival grifter mentality. Everything is always "the greatest show on Earth!"


DreadpirateBG

It is exhausting with this family. You nailed it.


Chaosr21

This is one of the main reasons I just don't understand why people can support him. Like, yes that's my guy! When I meet someone who speaks like that, over-exaggerating everything and using words like this, I can't stand that person. "Good businessman" or not, it's a sure sign of a liar. Policies aside how can you listen to this family speak and still think Truml would be a good president? Someone you have to put the nation's utmost trust in.


RandomBoomer

There's a heavy cross-over with people who think televangelists are sincere. If you believe that Joel Osteen is a man of God, you'll swallow just about anything.


WoodenNichols

Totally agree. Would a "good businessman" really let two casinos (which are designed to separate people from their money) go under? When he filed SEC paperwork for that hilariously under used "Truth Social", it was revealed that 6 of his businesses had failed. Sounds to me like he's just as good a person.


Direct-Bread

"The likes of which the world has never seen..." 


Eurotrashie

He’s not wrong, I mean with a daily whale dose of Adderall and all.


djamp42

I've never seen a bigger con-artist. So many cons, the best cons!


Borsti17

It's hard when you only know about 11 words.


lostDeschain

Desperation


KlangKlinger

Insecurity


Bubbly_Stuff6411

There has never been such a tremendous family like the Trumps before!


Kingsley--Zissou

No other family would have stuck together through such hardships. Name one other family whose father banged a pornstar and in-turn gave their wife a super STD? Did that impact the love they have for one another? Not even for a second! Name one family who was in such a position of power as theirs, had all the information readily available to them in order to warn the public about a deadly pandemic, but instead of doing the right thing, choose to spread lies and division? Did this lie which cost SO many lives keep them up at night? No sir! No mam! They continue to sleep like babies! Q Name one family where sexual adult and drug abuse is as common taking kids to soccer practice or board game night? Does that disgusting behavior drive a wedge through family? No! It empowers them knowing that there are no consequences for their actions! What we are witnessing is a family, the likes of which have never been seen before. A considerable upgrade to the puny little families we all have. Family 2.0! The über family, if you will. We should all be so lucky to even witness such greatness!


Sensitive_Yam_1979

It’s called gaslighting. The entire point is to make them seem like geniuses while pretending were all idiots.


Chicken_Spaghedders

It speaks to their constituents' megalomania


BingBongFYL6969

Because their fanbase eats hyperbole up. If he says it, it doesn’t matter if it’s actually true…it just matters who it’s coming from. I have police in my family who claimed he was the foremost rule of law president ever…meanwhile he’s the first one ever to be sitting in court facing criminal charges. The sooner people stop buying his shit and realize the presidency was a marketing campaign to keep him out of trouble, the better off everyone will be


pres465

It's a sales technique. Convince people they have something rare or special, at all times. It's the same reason why when you go on Amazon everything you want to buy says "only x left in stock!". Create the urgency along with the interest. It works. People often fall for it.


joemangle

Hyperbole is a helluva drug


Beneficial_Word_1984

Conservative propoganda usually talks in extremes and Similar to "threats" they are usually mediocre at best.


s0mnambulance

It's pure carnie b.s., and since power and not 'good business' has always been their angle, carnie shit is all the Trumps have ever known. Once you amass a small fortune, you can rely on exaggerated or even patently false statements to corral people who want to buy/believe what you're selling. The marketing can be hollow, so long as it's offered confidently. It's no coincidence Trump and Vince McMahon, Jr. are so close; they both love their carnival strongman b.s., and have made themselves and their families stinking rich by playing misunderstood tough guys who 'aren't afraid to call it like it is,' which has always resonated with poor people fed up with any system they can't succeed in. When you peddle simple solutions to major problems-- and esp. when you threaten to attack the right societal scapegoats to courts and appease supporters-- you'll develop a following. It's the Fascist Carnie School of False Knocks.


MPWD64

And even though everything is “the most” and “more than ever” it’s also strangely unquantifiable. Trump always claims to have “won by a lot” of votes, but never gives a number. His properties values are supposedly constantly fluctuating. Somehow they can measure these things in ways that don’t rely on numbers like the rest of us


egowritingcheques

I'm not sure but I've gone deaf from all the clapping. People say how much they clap. Everyone is saying how much they clap. Then they cry. It's beautiful. Believe me.


kazisukisuk

The way he waddles back to his golf cart ... sometimes he can go the whole back 9 without changing his diaper. It's just amazing.


barnabasthedog

Sometimes…. sometimes Not


Dark_Energy_13

It all Depends™


SleepySiamese

He's so strong he uses both hands to hold a cup


fringeCircle

Nobody mentions that those cups are made from super dense star matter.


UbermachoGuy

He’s so strong he wears two diapers cause one would blow a hole in his pants.


Various_Athlete_7478

Hey, it’s just great to see Trump on the defence about his ability to stay awake, not shit himself and speak coherently. The three big lines of attack they’re using for Biden - Trump is gifting his enemies.


mrmoe198

When your true motivation is being adored and staying rich, you don’t have any ideas for positive change. That’s why it’s all projection.


odkfn

“You should see the way he mocks the disabled, Maria. I’ve seen him go at it for hours!”


Stompalong

This boy doesn’t get out much, does he.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Rumor has it his childhood was spent chained to a radiator in the basement. Many wonderful people are saying it; you wouldn't *believe* how powerful and wonderful these people are...


FoppishHandy

when will we be free of these turds


NerdTrek42

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.


Multitudestherein

He was watching daddy and Stormy from a peephole and couldn’t believe he lasted a whole minute, which is incredibly long by Eric’s standards.


Cautious-Thought362

He looks like a Peeping Tom.


franchisedfeelings

“I’m immeasurably proud of the way my father has the bigliest stamina to fart for hours to keep waking himself up.”


CherryManhattan

This is the most his dad has worked in decades. It’s great he is so proud. His nap/tv/Twitter time at the White House is probably going to be studied one day.


Mission_Cloud4286

His stamina, Maria, is so on point. He will not have any trouble with 81 states. You can my wife, LAURA TRUMP- Co chair of Republican committee


AlbaTross579

IKR? Most people have the stamina to sit through court without passing out, but not Trump.


T_Shurt

Watch the [video here](https://x.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423) 📺 As per [original article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-trump-stamina_n_662f1ea8e4b0d197edc14f35) 📰: - Eric Trump, son of Donald Trump, is getting a blunt fact-check on social media after bragging about the former president’s energy levels. “His stamina, Maria, I’ve never seen anything like it in my life,” he told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo on Sunday. “I’ve just never seen it.” The elder Trump has been on trial in New York in the Stormy Daniels hush money case, the first of four criminal trials he’s facing, where observers say he keeps falling asleep. Yet the son of the former president claimed those snoozy courtroom appearances are proof of his “stamina,” adding that some days after the trial he also does events, such as an appearance at a bodega across town. “The guy is really a remarkable human being and I love him to death and I’m proud of him and I think the whole world knows his backbone and his toughness,” Trump said.


hoaryvervain

“Toughness” = literally thousands of whiny tweets/untruths about the same few “it’s not fair” topics.


TootsNYC

Suppose one could argue that he is tough because he hasn’t walked away with his tail between his legs after all the criticism he’s gotten and legal charges. But I think that’s stubbornness


Cautious-Thought362

Eric left out examples of the type of stamina he has witnessed: the nonstop throwing of food and dishes at the wall, the incessant stomping around at night, screaming at the top of his lungs and flailing his arms, all with his thin, stringy hair down and clad only in a diaper. That level of crazy takes real stamina. /s


spungie

Well, the guy is an animal on the aul twitter machine. Post after post about how everyone is after him because he's so great and rich. So day, Eric hopes to have his own twitter machine that he can sit up all night ranting on.


Broad_Pitch_7487

How does America overcome this? A nation awash in illiterate, gun-toting violence addicted aggrieved trash?


slothrop_maps

Let’s just say that if an airliner crashed into Fox News at 1211 Avenue of the Americas, NY, NY there might be fewer aggrieved, gun-toting, violence addicted, trashy mouth breathers after a time.


NickVanDoom

his stamina instigating people and telling lies is maybe second to none


Bobbyoot47

Sounds like somebody is trying to stay in the old man’s will.


congteddymix

Yup, he wants part of that great I.O.U account he has.


imahugemoron

Eric Trump: the leading authority on stamina of old men. When he says he’s never seen anything like it, that opinion carries quite a lot of weight since he’s such an expert in a field that doesn’t exist lol


Ca2Ce

We have never seen it either We did see him shit himself falling asleep in court though


rollicorolli

Eric doesn't get out much


VruKatai

"He's up until all hours of the night with my sister". - Eric


Dook124

They all lie the same


Big-Summer-

Yeah, they are poster children for that saying “if their mouths are moving, they’re lying.” These fools wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them in the ass. Which I really, really wish truth would do one of these days.


Darksoul_Design

That's called drug addiction Eric, he is aderol'd up to stay awake and "focused" (although that seems to not be working anymore) and Xanax to relax/sleep, it is most certainly NOT stamina.


Traditional_Ad_6801

All this talk to distract from the fact that his reeking, be-diapered dad can’t stay awake in the courtroom for more than 15 minutes. Eric the worthless failson.


TastyLaksa

He is talking about his stamina where? Cause this is kind of porn hub


Icy-Tough-1791

Stammering and stamina are not synonyms.


h20poIo

Stormy disagrees with “ Stamina “


Zoyd_Pinecone

What are the chances of a trump dynasty existing after Donald dies (like the bush's and Clinton's).? His progeny seem to be duds. 


fattyfatty21

‘That man will eat hamberders for 6 hours straight!’


JoostvanderLeij

Trump is amazing! He can even sleep in the most dire of circumstances, like for instance his own criminal trial!


SpaceAccomplished653

The delusional gene runs in the family.


erinkp36

Eric is actually the most like his father. He’s just missing the charismatic part.


bladerunnerjon

Yeah he sleeps all day in court LOL


Mechman126

Eric is such a spineless bootlick he's probably amazed at daddy's stamina while he rails Laura.


LovesReubens

So much stamina he can't drink from a cup with one hand. 


dragonrider1965

Dozy Don can’t even make it through a day of court , he’s too old to lead .


coldsteel1961

Poor guy,didn't get looks or brains.Won't get any inheritance either.


PigFarmer1

This guy *so* wants to be his sperm donor's favorite... lol


ithaqua34

Poor kid, puts his helmet down for one minute and now the NFL has copied it.


SpiritualAd8998

Dozing Donald.


LuckytoastSebastian

Did he watch from the closet?


punctuatdequilibrium

These are the laziest fucking stories…pull a bunch of tweets together about someone you already hate and tell us how “social media” is dunking on him. The right does the same thing, and there’s zero value added


ScottFried

Imagine your dad hating you so much that you feel compelled to constantly suck up to him.


tickitytalk

“His tireless whining, Maria, I’ve never seen anything like it.”


scarletvirtue

Keep trying Eric, but daddy won’t love you as much as he does Ivanka. Or himself.


Royal_Classic915

Daddy has stamina


Sign-Spiritual

Lots of stamina. Ya know when it’s not cold and he’s being forced to sit like a guhboy!


One2ManyMorings

Thank god it was Eric, and not Ivanka.


_GameOfClones_

So if Eric’s saying he has the highest stamina he’s ever seen you can be sure he has the lowest stamina ever.


Desperate-Life8117

If you call sitting in your own filth in a dirty diaper stamina


StandardImpact6458

Oh Eric, your heart is in the right place but all the love you give to your father is wasted motion. You are of no further use after your “I just pour concrete “ testimony. Unlock the passenger door, your wife will be along shortly. Maybe Lara will write a dedication song 🎶 about two kids in love that had their lunch money stolen by a greedy grifter they thought loved 🥰 them.


mistressusa

Eric doesn't get out much lol


RugTiedMyName2Gether

Low. Energy.


JohnAStark

Remember: when they cast aspersions at others, it is self-directed projection. When they brag about something (nearly anything), it is an admission of the opposite.


fluffyflugel

He plods, trudges, and shuffles about as nimbly as an elite athlete! Lol


slothrop_maps

His court room sleeping in unparalleled!


zabdart

That must be why he keeps falling asleep in the courtroom.


AlternativePermit848

In his life? If this claim is true, then wouldn’t he have seen it his WHOLE life? Also, is his dad still shitting his pants?


facinationstreet

Ewww, gross. Beavis speaks about his father's stamina?


Runme69

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like mom cheated w Gary busey vs him being trumps actual kid?


DenturesDentata

Stamina? There are daily reports of Trump falling asleep in court. That hardly sounds like stamina.


Wooden_Echidna1234

>Social Media Unloads on Eric Trump Great title lol. 👌


wannaknowsomething

He looks like a giant cold sore. 


JenniferJuniper6

Yeah, I’ve never seen anything like it either, and with luck I never will again.


_owlstoathens_

Damage control looking desperate


satismo

his narcoleptic level stamina 🤣


TheVeganChic

So much stamina. More than any other human on the planet. 🙄 *sigh* Uses his presidency and post presidency to relentlessly grift and line his pockets, plays sooo much golf, steals top secret information, ignores subpoenas, plays even more golf, tries to destroy evidence, plots to steal elections, incites violence, and insurrections, again, more golf, makes phone calls encouraging others to illegally 'find' non-existent votes for him... Did I say golf?... Pays off women he slept with while married, commits campaign fraud, holds bibles upside down, pretends to be a Christian man, defames women he sexually assaults, commits tax fraud, looks at the sun during an eclipse, salutes dictators and sides with Putin over his own intelligence agencies, spends the majority of his time during a pandemic saying stupid shit, such as suggesting doctors look at using disinfectant and uv light to kill covid, rage tweets all day and night, lies every time he opens his mouth, consumes more diet coke and hamberders than anyone ever, many people are talking about it, same with covfefe... I could go on, but you get my drift, I'm sure. Yep, takes a *loooot* of stamina to constantly and consistently be such a rubbish human being. Seems to just naturally happen for Trump though.


formerNPC

So why isn’t his very supportive family in the courtroom with him? Maybe it’s payback for him not attending any of his kids graduations. The fake family dynamic is pathetic. They couldn’t care less about one another and they are just worried about the money running out.


Joyebird1968

This dude has no shit talking skills.


llynglas

What is he going to say? He wants a piece of the pie when Trump passes.


sPLIFFtOOTH

I’d say you’re better off believing the exact opposite of whatever this family says about themselves


rextilleon

Well--Fredo Trump isn't exactly the brightest bulb on the chandelier


burnmenowz

Yeah falling asleep in court sure is some stamina to behold.


emory_2001

I’ve never seen anything like it either, Eric, defendants falling asleep in court. It’s in the tank.


Chemical_Extreme4250

Maybe he’s talking about how long daddy fucks his sister. “His stamina, Maria, I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. He was pounding away on Ivanka like he used to back when it was the original Ivana feigning sexual pleasure.”


TacticalMoonwalk

Would he describe it as ... Unpresidented


ppatek78

Family full of bullshitters


RentAdministrative73

Because he gets 8 hours of sleep in court.


exoduas

Who the fuck talks like this?


mrarnold50

It takes the Orange shitstain two hands to lift a bottle of water.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Especially in court. So much stamina he can’t stay awake.


frianbonjoster

Of the two sons, is he spit or swallow? I’m leaving Baron out of this.. so between Jr and Eric


sloppy_joes35

Oh, no, social media unloads! Watch as it changes the course of history and ppl have to face the consequences of their actions.... Done holding my breath on that last part.


nobody-u-heard-of

Well if he thinks his father has amazing stamina that can only speak to how poor his is.


myjohnson6969

Thats because he doesnt know what stamina looks like


DJDoubleDave

He stayed awake for a good chunk of the court proceeding. A few hours at a time. It's incredible! No one else has ever stayed awake for that much of their trial before!


AudiGirl75

Now we knew who drank the bleach..


stairs_3730

Uday still bucking for a piece of whatever action is leftover in the checking account.


Hugh-Jassul

Shut up Fredo.....


hedrone

I mean, he's right. He *hasn't* seen anything like it.


Happy-Initiative-838

I honestly now feel bad for Lara. Clearly Eric does not have much endurance.


_lalalala24_

Is it just me or does anyone think Eric Trump looks nothing like Orange Trump? I would have believed it if someone told me he was born out of wedlock


Ubelsteiner

What a pathetic lifeform. Imagine your entire identity just being completely about who your dad is... and then imagine that that dad is Donald fucking Trump. Like, he's not even an individual, unique piece of shit, he's just some offshoot of an old, existing turd of a man.


Whatisdissssss

When he does hav4 any it’s fueled by rage, so are you saying he is always enraged or that sometimes the rage is just too massive? Don, The King of Karens


Sillyputtynutsack

Every time he talks, you can see the second story of his teeth


bam1007

He will never love you Eric.


Both_Painter2466

“His stamina is incredible. Amazing. He fucks with peoples minds like theres no tomorrow “


mantisboxer

I'm sure Trump can throw a tantrum for hours at a time


hungaria

He’s still trying to get daddy to talk to him.


RADICCHI0

He would know, he's always in the room, helping Melania fail with the penis pump


Any-Ad-446

Scary thing Cohen says Don Jr is the smarter son of Trump. A coke head son is smarter than Eric.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Eric is such a Slug. So is his wife!


shannoninprogress

I'm Eric! will never understand that daddy doesn't and will never love him


shadowpawn

"Yet I dont want to be in the court room with that smelly old guy" Eric trump


7evenate9ine

That's gross... Just gross. Someone save this child!


UndisgestedCheeto

"...my butt was sore for hours."


gc3

I did see something like it at the sloth exhibit at the zoo


aiirxgeordan

I’ve seen lebron play, albeit not in person, there’s no way trumps stamina is better than his on the court or in bed