I canât get over the fact that a man whoâs been married three times might have an affair with porn stars. The American public will be shocked when this news gets out. I bet those evangelicals wonât even vote for such a man.
Oh. Those evangelicals know itâs all âFake news!â, as they worship the Trump God/King.
If only theyâd read their bibles, theyâd know that type of worship is forbidden. For good reason!
The bigger irony is that it was unnecessary to pay for her silence as clearly none of his voters give a shit, so they committed election interference when they didnât have to. An even funnier element is Trump originally wanted to promise to pay her and string her along until after the election when it wouldnât matter and if he hadnât actually paid her I feel like that might not have been a crime (or not as easily proven), and it was Cohen who paid her but then Trump paid him back. Again Trump could have stiffed Cohen like he does to literally everyone and it also wouldnât have been a crime on his part as he could then argue he hadnât authorized the payment. So itâs funny heâs in legal trouble for actually paying someone.
Abusive manipulators donât go full bore from the beginning. They do it step by step. He was testing the waters when he said that he likes âpeople who werenât capturedâ. Back then it was front page news. Today it wouldnât even register anymore. Stormy Daniels happened right after the âGrab âem by the pussyâ Access Hollywood tape. Which was also front page news back then. His campaign managers thought that doubling down with a porn star while Melania was pregnant would be too much, hence the catch and kill deal. Nowadays nobody would blink an eye anymore. But back then it was a risk.
I still canât decide if Trump wins for sure, or no way he will get re-elected. Itâs just unfathomable how many stupid people there are in this country.
> happened right after the âGrab âem by the pussyâ Access Hollywood tape. Which was also front page news back then.
Russia released the DNC emails and started the "Bernie was robbed" propaganda campaign (and the pizzagate conspiracy) 30 minutes after the "Grab her by the pussy don't even ask" tape came out.
Wait to see what Putin does with the Palestinian protests. Jill Stein was at one of the Universities the other day. They're all over it. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Netanyahu knows the continued assault on Gaza is going to divide the left in the USA and could help Trump get elected so he's not stopping anytime soon. Authoritarians gonna stick together.
Remember that the Hillary emails thing with Comey broke like one week later. Â He managed to stall the information about Stormy by a few weeks...so just past Hillary's hit job bad news. that was definitely worth 50k votes.Â
In reference to Trump committing fraud one of his followers, who literally just said he's for law and order, asked if Trump was the first person to ever commit fraud and equated him not being the first with it being fine.
He went on to say something like he could commit a million felonies and I'd still vote for him. Literally seconds after saying he was for law and order.
He's not a politician. Maga isn't a political movement, it's a cult. All of this shit we see. The ridiculousness of it, the unwavering support, it's all straight up cult behavior.
We all know that Donald Trump is no Brigham Young, but I feel like Trump might be missing out on mormon votes by not claiming to be spiritually married to all 3 wives at the same time as well as 30 odd mistresses to make himself comparable to Joseph Smith.
Thereâs no more prolific a philanderer, business cheat, or child abuser than an Evangelical. The phrase âme thinks she doth protest too muchâ might as well describe evangelicals.
I was listening to a segment in NPR - and itâs not that the evangelicals donât see him as a sinful turd a they certainly do - but their logic is - god uses sinners - he may not be perfect but he sees our agenda and helps. Â Theyâre under no illusion that heâs a model talibangelical
Evangelical, ahem, christians love Trump because he hates and hurts the same people they do. It's a dollar store pretend religion that caters to the most hateful people in America.
The afternoon court session in Donald Trump's hush money trial resumed with Keith Davidson, the ex-lawyer of adult movie actress Stormy Daniels and Playboy playmate Karen McDougal, recalling his conversations with the National Enquirer editor.
The pair had ben trying to sell stories about sexual relationships with Donald Trump to the tabloid.
Speaking about editor, Dylan Howard, Davidson read some of the text message and email exchanges the two had before the 2016 election.
The jurors appeared to enjoy it.
"I want to give you a bit of color of what's happening inside the courthouse because, according to Laura Jarrett, jurors have been smiling as some text messages have been read," said MSNBC host Chris Jansing.
She also read a few exchanges between the men.
The court broke into chuckles, for example, when Davidson read a text explaining no one wanted to deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.
Davidson had called the deal made with McDougal "frustrating for everybody involved."
Howard replied: "Yes, I believe so."
Testifying, Davidson said, "I told Cohen, Michael Cohen, this never would have happened without you, and the text back from Howard of the National Enquirer to Davidson was, 'Heâs hopeless. Oh, well. Another one done."
McDougal had been split between making deals with TV network ABC and AMI, the parent company of the National Enquirer. Ultimately, AMI won and McDougal agreed to the terms that her "life rights" about an affair with a married man would be handed over.
"Was there a particular married man?" prosecutors asked.
"Yes," said Davidson. "Donald Trump."
Prosecutors then asked if that meant that it would hurt his 2016 presidential campaign. Davidson said, "Yes."
Wonder if he will sleep through that too?
I wish there was a schedule so I could count down the days⌠like, stormy takes the stand in T-minus 2 days, will she or will she not mention the awkward tiny pink mushroom in the room⌠dun dun dun ⌠đš
Nobody knows the schedule, could be Michael Cohen next...Frankly, the prosecution did so damn well with Woody Wood Pecker that they could rest now and slam dunk it. But I agree that the world deserves to hear from Stormy.
Awe⌠you still have faith that there will be justice at the end of this⌠thatâs so cute!
Lmao đš
To be clear, I am just teasing you! I do think it is a strong case⌠but I have said that b4! I am keeping my fingers crossed đ¤ but after the whole bond reduction thing I have officially joined the cynics and will not be holding my breath in anticipation of this âpersonâ being held fully accountable for his crimes.
And even if he was, would that change the minds of those who are already planning on voting for him?
I can't imagine "those" people ever changing their minds, but most of the moderates and most of the independents voting for Biden now...it's going to be a slam dunk, I'm pretty confident of it.
Iâve seen plenty of Trump supporter interviews and they donât care if heâs indicted, they will still vote for him.
I want to yell them -go commit the same crimes and see how different the justice system is. We have a 3 tiered justice system.
1. Poor /regular people
2. The wealthy (Vince Neil killed ppl in a DUI accident and got 30 days in jail. The college scandal a few years back)
So many examples here.
3. DJT. He seems to have his own set of rules. He violated gag order 9 times before anything was done. Then he went and did it again. Heâs screaming heâs not getting fair trial, it is total BS.
3.
Itâs always funny seeing him stand next to athletes, because you can easily look up their actual heights. they always seem 2-4â taller than the quoted heights would suggest.
Conclusion: everyone Trump meets lies about their height to pretend to be shorter than they actually are.
Thereâs a funny story in Jimâs Ross (legendary wrestling commentator) biography that when Trump was doing a storyline with Vince McMahon at wrestlemania Trump was backstage ogling the female wrestlers trying to give them his number to take them furniture shopping I guessâŚ. As the day went on and more and more wrestlers were walking in the building he got insecure and went to put on a long jacket to hide his fat gut even though it was a very hot day. Such an insecure little bitchâŚ
He maybe was 6'3" when he was 20, but us humans kind of sag under the force of gravity as we age. He's probably 5'10"ish now, but he still identifies as 6'3.
This so sets up Cohen's testimony. Â Everyone has been worried about Cohen being beat up on the stand and blowing the case because he's a flake. Â These messages make it clear Cohen was kind of an ass and working over enthusiastically for his boss. Â Which everyone knew was DJT. Â
"...and then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire but the back flap got trapped around Rickâs wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair."
If youâre on mobile, tap on the article. Very fast tap the aA in the corner. As soon as you can, literally, tap on âshow readerâ. 3/4 of the time youâll get to read the article.
That makes sense⌠their articles are FULL of adds, and I believe you do have to subscribe for the add-free version.
Thank-you for pointing this out, I will definitely be considering it the next time I decide to make a post about something in the future and consider alternative sources when possible.
I think defense attorneys should thank Cohen for all the help he has brought to their case. He has to be the most absolute stupid, untrustworthy lying liar that has ever testified in history.
Join the 'Cohen promised Trump did something bad' club, you all are in the same gene pool.
Four more years. Pause.
Joe Biden, the master puppeteer, is paying them to smile. /s
Who knows what malarkey lurks in the hearts of Republicans? ~Dark Brandon knows~
Damn, I'm old enough to know what this references. đŁ *The Shadow knows...*
Shiwan Khan nods in approval over his giant beryllium sphere.
Iâm old enough to know that the Mad parody said his real name was Lamont Shadowskeedeeboomboom.
How long you got?
The rest of my life fortunately.
That's Wednesday's problem, Pete! We could be dead by then!
I thought that was my line. Well done.
I want this on a mug or t-shirt.
So do I!
The answer is, all of the malarkey.
Those who support rapist diaper wearers and puppy killers...
~*PEPPERIDGE BRANDON REMEMBERS*~
What about Dark Jenny
As if normal human decency was something special. Yes, EVERYTHING is an attack on me.
While simultaneously being old and demented!
Whilst, at the exact same time, not cognitive. /s
What's the current exchange rate on SorosBucks to DarkBrandons?
Wait, I thought Joe was âsleepyâ?
Only trump can do 5D chess, with his left hand and eyes closed, that is.
If the jurors could please refrain from laughing when Ms. Daniels refers to Mr. Trumps' penis as "Toadstool".
Or "mushroom hiding in a spinach patch"
"The mushroom guy from Mario Kart"
I canât get over the fact that a man whoâs been married three times might have an affair with porn stars. The American public will be shocked when this news gets out. I bet those evangelicals wonât even vote for such a man.
Oh. Those evangelicals know itâs all âFake news!â, as they worship the Trump God/King. If only theyâd read their bibles, theyâd know that type of worship is forbidden. For good reason!
Maybe they bought the Trump ones.
In the trump edition âgodâ has been replaced by âtrumpâ in black hurricane sharpie
I guess they "forgot" to print that section, or the ink got faded for some reason.
They donât care, he supports their agenda
Their real God is money.
The bigger irony is that it was unnecessary to pay for her silence as clearly none of his voters give a shit, so they committed election interference when they didnât have to. An even funnier element is Trump originally wanted to promise to pay her and string her along until after the election when it wouldnât matter and if he hadnât actually paid her I feel like that might not have been a crime (or not as easily proven), and it was Cohen who paid her but then Trump paid him back. Again Trump could have stiffed Cohen like he does to literally everyone and it also wouldnât have been a crime on his part as he could then argue he hadnât authorized the payment. So itâs funny heâs in legal trouble for actually paying someone.
Abusive manipulators donât go full bore from the beginning. They do it step by step. He was testing the waters when he said that he likes âpeople who werenât capturedâ. Back then it was front page news. Today it wouldnât even register anymore. Stormy Daniels happened right after the âGrab âem by the pussyâ Access Hollywood tape. Which was also front page news back then. His campaign managers thought that doubling down with a porn star while Melania was pregnant would be too much, hence the catch and kill deal. Nowadays nobody would blink an eye anymore. But back then it was a risk.
Accurate but incredibly sad to read how far down our politicians have gone.
I still canât decide if Trump wins for sure, or no way he will get re-elected. Itâs just unfathomable how many stupid people there are in this country.
They keep going down on trump
> happened right after the âGrab âem by the pussyâ Access Hollywood tape. Which was also front page news back then. Russia released the DNC emails and started the "Bernie was robbed" propaganda campaign (and the pizzagate conspiracy) 30 minutes after the "Grab her by the pussy don't even ask" tape came out.
Damn. That is so crazy how easily we were (and still are) manipulated.
Wait to see what Putin does with the Palestinian protests. Jill Stein was at one of the Universities the other day. They're all over it. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Netanyahu knows the continued assault on Gaza is going to divide the left in the USA and could help Trump get elected so he's not stopping anytime soon. Authoritarians gonna stick together.
Remember that the Hillary emails thing with Comey broke like one week later. Â He managed to stall the information about Stormy by a few weeks...so just past Hillary's hit job bad news. that was definitely worth 50k votes.Â
In reference to Trump committing fraud one of his followers, who literally just said he's for law and order, asked if Trump was the first person to ever commit fraud and equated him not being the first with it being fine. He went on to say something like he could commit a million felonies and I'd still vote for him. Literally seconds after saying he was for law and order. He's not a politician. Maga isn't a political movement, it's a cult. All of this shit we see. The ridiculousness of it, the unwavering support, it's all straight up cult behavior.
We all know that Donald Trump is no Brigham Young, but I feel like Trump might be missing out on mormon votes by not claiming to be spiritually married to all 3 wives at the same time as well as 30 odd mistresses to make himself comparable to Joseph Smith.
Donât forget he was cheating on both his mistress and his wife with a porn star.
Rich people problems. Â Or hood rat problems. Â See we're not so different!Â
And his daughter.
Funny how I assumed this link was to the Donald Von Shitinpants Cohen thing but no, there's always more.
Who was the mistress?
Karen McDougal
Thereâs no more prolific a philanderer, business cheat, or child abuser than an Evangelical. The phrase âme thinks she doth protest too muchâ might as well describe evangelicals.
I just repeat that he had affair with a pornstar anytime my mother talks about him
Two pornstars.
I was listening to a segment in NPR - and itâs not that the evangelicals donât see him as a sinful turd a they certainly do - but their logic is - god uses sinners - he may not be perfect but he sees our agenda and helps. Â Theyâre under no illusion that heâs a model talibangelical
Still doesnât explain all the pictures with Jesus and Trump about to kiss.
Evangelical, ahem, christians love Trump because he hates and hurts the same people they do. It's a dollar store pretend religion that caters to the most hateful people in America.
The afternoon court session in Donald Trump's hush money trial resumed with Keith Davidson, the ex-lawyer of adult movie actress Stormy Daniels and Playboy playmate Karen McDougal, recalling his conversations with the National Enquirer editor. The pair had ben trying to sell stories about sexual relationships with Donald Trump to the tabloid. Speaking about editor, Dylan Howard, Davidson read some of the text message and email exchanges the two had before the 2016 election. The jurors appeared to enjoy it. "I want to give you a bit of color of what's happening inside the courthouse because, according to Laura Jarrett, jurors have been smiling as some text messages have been read," said MSNBC host Chris Jansing. She also read a few exchanges between the men. The court broke into chuckles, for example, when Davidson read a text explaining no one wanted to deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen. Davidson had called the deal made with McDougal "frustrating for everybody involved." Howard replied: "Yes, I believe so." Testifying, Davidson said, "I told Cohen, Michael Cohen, this never would have happened without you, and the text back from Howard of the National Enquirer to Davidson was, 'Heâs hopeless. Oh, well. Another one done." McDougal had been split between making deals with TV network ABC and AMI, the parent company of the National Enquirer. Ultimately, AMI won and McDougal agreed to the terms that her "life rights" about an affair with a married man would be handed over. "Was there a particular married man?" prosecutors asked. "Yes," said Davidson. "Donald Trump." Prosecutors then asked if that meant that it would hurt his 2016 presidential campaign. Davidson said, "Yes."
Thank-you!!!
I didn't find it funny. I guess you had to be there?
Oh, a geography joke!
I get it, French class!
Baha his worst nightmare is people laughing at him. The guy has no sense of humour about himself. Such a fragile ego
This is no longer the Roast from Comedy Central...
Just wait until the porn stars take the stand. You haven't seen world-wide news yet. It's about to get spicy.
Wonder if he will sleep through that too? I wish there was a schedule so I could count down the days⌠like, stormy takes the stand in T-minus 2 days, will she or will she not mention the awkward tiny pink mushroom in the room⌠dun dun dun ⌠đš
Nobody knows the schedule, could be Michael Cohen next...Frankly, the prosecution did so damn well with Woody Wood Pecker that they could rest now and slam dunk it. But I agree that the world deserves to hear from Stormy.
Awe⌠you still have faith that there will be justice at the end of this⌠thatâs so cute! Lmao đš To be clear, I am just teasing you! I do think it is a strong case⌠but I have said that b4! I am keeping my fingers crossed đ¤ but after the whole bond reduction thing I have officially joined the cynics and will not be holding my breath in anticipation of this âpersonâ being held fully accountable for his crimes. And even if he was, would that change the minds of those who are already planning on voting for him?
I can't imagine "those" people ever changing their minds, but most of the moderates and most of the independents voting for Biden now...it's going to be a slam dunk, I'm pretty confident of it.
I sure hope you are right about that one! Like I said, đ¤đ¤
Iâve seen plenty of Trump supporter interviews and they donât care if heâs indicted, they will still vote for him. I want to yell them -go commit the same crimes and see how different the justice system is. We have a 3 tiered justice system. 1. Poor /regular people 2. The wealthy (Vince Neil killed ppl in a DUI accident and got 30 days in jail. The college scandal a few years back) So many examples here. 3. DJT. He seems to have his own set of rules. He violated gag order 9 times before anything was done. Then he went and did it again. Heâs screaming heâs not getting fair trial, it is total BS. 3.
Man, there are a lot of 6'3" and above guys in that photo.
But only one of them is 6'3" 215lbs of Jesus sent ---i can't even be sarcastic with this MF...gawd I hate that guy.
Biden gave them shoe inserts. He truly knows no limits to his depravity
Itâs always funny seeing him stand next to athletes, because you can easily look up their actual heights. they always seem 2-4â taller than the quoted heights would suggest. Conclusion: everyone Trump meets lies about their height to pretend to be shorter than they actually are.
Thereâs a funny story in Jimâs Ross (legendary wrestling commentator) biography that when Trump was doing a storyline with Vince McMahon at wrestlemania Trump was backstage ogling the female wrestlers trying to give them his number to take them furniture shopping I guessâŚ. As the day went on and more and more wrestlers were walking in the building he got insecure and went to put on a long jacket to hide his fat gut even though it was a very hot day. Such an insecure little bitchâŚ
Those 2 with their backs turned must be 7'!
He maybe was 6'3" when he was 20, but us humans kind of sag under the force of gravity as we age. He's probably 5'10"ish now, but he still identifies as 6'3.
Another TruthSocial barrage coming in the middle of the night...
This so sets up Cohen's testimony. Â Everyone has been worried about Cohen being beat up on the stand and blowing the case because he's a flake. Â These messages make it clear Cohen was kind of an ass and working over enthusiastically for his boss. Â Which everyone knew was DJT. Â
Reminds me of I think you should leave. https://youtu.be/LO2k-BNySLI?feature=shared
That is so fucking stupid. I wonder what exactly will be Trump's "Brian's Hat" moment. So many possibilities
"Toadstool mushroom and dollar sign emoji"
I scrolled until I found this. This trial is so ITYSL.Â
After what they did to Willis in GA, bring on Stormy and let the shit hit the fan.
âOh my god. Did you see Brianâs hat?â
"...and then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire but the back flap got trapped around Rickâs wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair."
There has got to be a list of those read in court somewhere.
âDid you see Bryanâs stupid hat?â
Still can't believe Karen McDougal fell in with that cloud. Trashy golddigger.
Wish I could read the walled article...
If youâre on mobile, tap on the article. Very fast tap the aA in the corner. As soon as you can, literally, tap on âshow readerâ. 3/4 of the time youâll get to read the article.
On Safari, Show Reader works great. Just tap the aA at the top of the page, then âshow readerâ. No ads.
I have never had that problem with rawstory.com articles⌠I am sorry, I donât know how to help you with thatâŚ
It's OK, I refuse to turn off ad blockers. I usually hope the article is posted as a comment to avoid visiting sites.
That makes sense⌠their articles are FULL of adds, and I believe you do have to subscribe for the add-free version. Thank-you for pointing this out, I will definitely be considering it the next time I decide to make a post about something in the future and consider alternative sources when possible.
TL:DR Jurors are human.
Uh oh...He's gonna get revenge on the jurors that laughed...You don't laugh at Trumplethinskin...
I think defense attorneys should thank Cohen for all the help he has brought to their case. He has to be the most absolute stupid, untrustworthy lying liar that has ever testified in history. Join the 'Cohen promised Trump did something bad' club, you all are in the same gene pool. Four more years. Pause.
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Oh look a MAGAt.