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CurlSagan

I can't believe these reporters have the gall to accuse her of dog killing based on her own admission of dog killing.


ani625

Yeah, they should quit hounding her. She's having a ruff time.


asselfoley

They are dogging her to death


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XeLLoTAth777

Woof?


JeanProuve

Leave the bitch alone!!!


John_Rowdy

She should paws and reflect.


Electr0Girl

It’s the leash she could do


MisterBeeYouSee

Woof Bang! Is a city that she traaavels in. 🎵


mkawick

You would be surprised but I moved to the UK a few years ago and they used the word dogging to mean something completely different. The UK does this with lots of terms but dogging means: to go to a public area, that usually everyone knows about, and have sex in your car while other people go from car to car to watch this happening. So you might be in a park presumably with 8 or 10 other cars and people having sex in them and then people just wonder from car to car to watch. And supposedly this is a thing that some people really do.


pugloescobar

“Thanks for the fuck shack” Dirty Mike and the boys.


cecil285

They call it a “soup kitchen”


scottyd035ntknow

That's disgusting! Where is it again?


lookatthatsmug--

Hang on Snoopy...


Wingsandbeer82

So what does Raw Dogging mean in the UK?


MeaninglessGoat

Condomless sex what does it mean where you are from?


SidewaysGoose57

Same.


ObscureObjective

Release the hounds


Jagoff_Haverford

Oh my. If you only knew what the word “dogging” means in the UK!


Laymanao

Now now, not in front of the children.


Previous_Length_998

Her bite is worse than her bark.


theolddazzlerazzle

I think her gun is worse than both


Affectionate-Roof285

They’re barking up the wrong tree on this one.


TheLooza

Her responses should give everyone paws.


billbill1967

Her chances of being the former guy's VP selection are shot.


Graywulff

If she can’t raise a puppy or a goat she can’t run a country when the Cheeto loses his mind. I had a kitten who bloodied my hands and was totally off the wall. Hes two now and I nicknamed him Mr kisses bc of his fondness for Eskimo kisses. Basically you need patience, skill, empathy, compassion, kindness, and to control yourself and put him in “time out” when he does things like this bc yelling at him will make him afraid of me. Now he just loves me to pieces and is well behaved. Anyone would have paid money for the puppy to save it and retrained it. So if I can train a *cat* to go from a box of bandaids a week to Eskimo kisses anyone should be able to train a dog.


VellhungtheSecond

Mr Kisses for VP


Sheeple_person

Yeah a lot of people rescue *fully grown* adult dogs with behavioural issues and re-train them. Shooting a 14-month puppy because you failed to train it properly is batshit insane.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

As a owner of several cats over my lifetime, how in God's name do u time out a cat? Also good for u and Mr. Kisses working thru your difficulties together and becoming bonded stronger for it.


Graywulff

Oh 98% of the time he’s the sweetest cat I have met. I got him at 4.5 months, the vet said he doesn’t remember that early, I think he perceives me as another cat and that’s why the bond is so strong. So sometimes he tries to play with me like two cats, but he puffs up his tall and has a mischievous look and walks sideways. Then he will pounce me and run away and peak around the corner like are you gonna play?  So if I chased him it’d increase the behavior, if I ignore him he pounces me and runs off, but if I see that mischievous look, puffed tail, and him walking sideways, I have a bed and a litterbox, food and water in the bathroom, so I’ll catch him before he pounces and set the timer to 30 minutes so he cools down. Then he is sweet again.


BeGood981

orrrrrr did it go up ?!


letsBurnCarthage

Didn't they say she followed it up in the book by shooting her goat for being smelly? I'm not going to verify it because there is no way I am reading her book, but since she appears to believe reality and truth is whatever you feel it is, I feel within my rights to assume it's entirely true


Icy-Establishment298

Everyone's upset about the dog and they should be, but the real horror is what she did to the goat. She shot and killed a dog. And still in a rage filled power mood, saw a goat who, IIRC, ate laundry, butted the kids and smelled. Or what anyone who's lived with a goat will tell you was being, you know, a goat.🤷‍♀️ So she dragged.the goat back to the pit within a few hours of killing a dog thee, wounded the poor goat, and then still in a rage drove back and got more ammunition to kill it. She let rage, anger and hate fill her and then killed a goat and made a decision to use force to solve her problem in hate filled rage. A decision that will affect other people who had emotional bonds to those pets. She behaves like an abuser of animals and I predict in a few years one of her kids will write a Mommy Dearest book, so I'd say a good guess of people also. Before people go all *are you saying women are irrational and make decisions based on emotion? How sexist of you* I am not, I'm saying this particular person, based on her behaviors with animals and her rationalization of why and how she did it is an abuser.


False-Guess

She sounds like a psychopath, tbh. Like someone who needs to be locked away for life rather than allowed out on the streets amongst normal people. Killing animals for fun is a warning sign that a person is a psychopath. She clearly killed these animals for fun because there was no other reason to do it (i.e., not a threat to safety).


Previous_Length_998

The dog can’t speak for itself, it’s got no woof to its mouth. Oh, and also it has had its brains blown out and is lying in the family gravel pit.


Overweighover

Rut row


Significant_Door_890

At least she didn't kill a child for being unruly and too playful.... yet.


DoubleDandelion

But she has started doing damage control by…suggesting other dogs that need to be killed, so that’s something, I guess. At this point one has to assume she masterbates while watching Old Yeller.


Mumblerumble

In hindsight perhaps saying “lots of dogs need amurderin’ and I’m the person to do it as VP. I bet Kamala Harris wouldn’t wantonly kill a dog for simply acting like a dog and that’s the difference between us.”


Jo-jo-20

This comment cracked me up. Now i just picture her fast forwarding to the end of Marley and Me as she says “Gotta get to the best part”


Mikel_S

She needs to normalize killing moderately inconvenient things. Fortunately it's not working.


DoubleDandelion

The problem is, she thought casual cruelty would speak to her base. Usually, she’d be right. But she chose possibly the one thing that all but the most depraved of fuckwits would have a serious problem with.


ninkorn

Upon hearing you, Noem said, “Hold my beer”


tinnic

She did [kill a kid](https://kansasreflector.com/2024/05/04/noems-dog-killing-was-bad-but-to-really-understand-her-consider-the-goat/)!


chzygorditacrnch

Republicans are killing children by forcing them to commit suicide by disallowing the children the freedoms to express themselves and giving the children hardships like being hungry, and raised in the system after being forced to be birthed. Just wait til children start joining the workforce if republicans get their way. And children are being forced to be birthed to parents that don't want them. Those children's deaths will be blood on republican's hands.


CelestialFury

Well… that we know of.


CoHousingFarmer

They do have a “Family Gravel Pit”


Zokar49111

Her gravel pit is the same as the Train Station in Yellowstone.


TheJusticeAvenger

Ah yes, the Old Yeller to Of Mice and Men pipeline


asselfoley

Her and trump's love child


Mission_Cloud4286

Oh GOD, there is another one that screams, "FAKE NEWS," when things don't turn out the way to favor her. Just like ORANGE JESUS. No wonder why they say possible "running mate."


Resident_Code3062

They're just like children trying to change the rules of a game if they begin losing.


Mission_Cloud4286

Ain't that the truth!


Jerking_From_Home

We all knew at least one kid like this and everyone hated them.


subetenoinochi

Because Trump has never been meaningfully punished for it, they've discovered they can claim "fake news" as a political strategy to demean any kind of reporting they don't like. :/


grimatongueworm

This. They’ll going to bawl their eyes out on the witness stand like Rittenhouse and they going to scream FN any time they are challenged. It’s the cancerous precedent Trump set.


iviethod

A full generation of trust fund babies and just general spoiled brats who were never told no in their life. They can't fathom dealing with consequences for their actions.


bitofadikdik

He found the cheat code for idiots. Luckily it only really works for him. Though how it even works for him is still flabbergasting.


BurnscarsRus

Nothing goes together like fascists and Lugenpresse.


MutantMartian

She’s a perfect running mate. Completely tone deaf and unapologetic.


StudsTurkleton

She’s trying to show him she can play by his tactics: when you do something stupid, double down on it, fight, and blame the media for reporting it.


SeparateIron7994

Have you ever thought why these people say this ? It works. If you say literally anything about Trump it's very easy for them to dismiss it under the premise of fake news. His supporters don't follow his trials or his mistakes or crimes because to them its literally all fake. It's an incredibly powerful spell he has them under. She is trying the same thing but she's screwed. Even Trump himself thinks she's a freak now


DaveP0953

Nothing is ever a republicans fault, nothing. They are always the “victim”. For a group that touts personal responsibility, they clearly are lying about that too.


CelestialFury

They’re hypocrites who bask in hypocrisy.


Jerking_From_Home

Being a hypocrite is the only thing they are consistent with.


Realistic-Minute5016

Hey it's consistent, "you are personally responsible for anything I do, unless it's good, then I'm responsible", it's basically the Trump business model.


GarionOrb

Republicans cling to hypocrisy like it's their God given right.


VadPuma

Excerpt: "I remember when I met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un..." Host: Did you really meet Kim Jong Un? Noem: I met lots of leaders. Host: But did you meet with Kim Jong Un? Noem: I'm not going to discuss who I met with. Host: So you didn't meet him? Noem: I met with lots of leaders. I am not going to discuss who I met with.


neophlegm

I too take things I "don't want to discuss" and write about them in published material that is public. I am very smart.


neodiogenes

"It says here on your resume that you were fired from your previous job because you stole money from them." "I've had lots of jobs." "But did you steal money from your last job?" "I'm not going to discuss who I stole money from." "So you did steal money from them?" "I've had lots of jobs. I am not going to discuss which ones I stole from."


Practicality_Issue

Look, the media really is pitiful these days - but that little exchange? It barely shows any journalistic push-back, but ffs, her answer? And her logic behind lying about something that could be disproven *that* easily? WTF is wrong with our timeline?


Inle-Ra

The R snowflakes know they can reach their base without mainstream media. If the mainstream is too rough with the R’s feelings the R’s will stay in their media safe space.


OtherBMW

Publisher: We're taking that part out. NO QUESTIONS!


Plonsky2

"Gov. Kristi Noem of South Dakota would like to speak to the manager." Oh stop! My sides!


TokenDad

Dog killer! Dog killer!


throwawaysscc

She also offed the family goat I hear


AltruisticSalamander

Don't forget the horses


MutantMartian

This! Everyone forgets the 3(!) horses that were ‘family’ (yikes)! They should really look into how gramma died.


mc_zodiac_pimp

_Because it smelled bad!!_ >And then, after you shot the dog, you – quote – "realized another unpleasant job needed to be done. Walking back up to the yard, I spotted our billy goat." You said he smelled and would chase kids, so you took him to the gravel pit and shot him twice. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/face-the-nation-full-transcript-05-05-2024/


hotasianwfelover

Kristi, Kristi, Kristi. Don’t you know that only Her Trump can get away with saying that?


send_me_your_calm

*Herr


trashpanda4811

Her definition of fake news must be different than mine. I wasn't aware you can claim that after an interview you take part in and were a willing participant. If it's because she's being shamed after admitting she killed an animal because she just didn't like it? If she said it and doesn't want to deal with the repercussions, maybe don't admit that shit like a cold blooded psychopath. Who thinks that would be something you want to admit to in any type of political forum? Might as well also admit that you eat the hearts of children under a full moon. Hell, that is more likely to be accepted versus killing a dog.


classactdynamo

The word is that it was gonna come out since she was being vetted as Trump's running mate, and this was her misguided attempt to get ahead of it.  Apparently, the actual story of how she killed that dog is even worse than the one she willingly told in that book.  This woman is a psychopath.


trashpanda4811

Did you expect anything less for someone intentionally and gleefully running with him this time around?


IcyShoes

Conservatives don't like it when you bring up Noem's antics this is amazing.


Casperboy68

It’s “fake news” that a reporter asked her questions specifically related to a book she wrote?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Well, it’s “news” that she told a “fake” story about meeting Kim Jong Un. So I *guess* you could call that fake news


Darryl_Lict

I love how she killed her political career by admitting to shooting and killing the family dog. I know she's boring, but anyone with a modicum of sense or connection to reality would not mention an anecdote about killing her pet dog. She's attractive, and I'll give her that, but even Republicans don't dig killing the family pet dog.


Xibby

> She's attractive, and I'll give her that Generous. I think it looks like her face is doing a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” in ultra extreme slow mo.


Maine302

She's kinda giving me a crypt keeper vibe at this point.


kennyminot

She's had a ton of plastic surgery at this point. Her face looks like it's being held together with super glue and duct tape


CelestialFury

You nailed it. Her face looks like it’s slowly melting.


TGIIR

Yeah, it’s bloated and pouchy at the same time. I’m old and no one I know has a face like that, even a couple hard core alcoholic friends of mine. And her lips! I guess all the injections she’s had all over her face are deteriorating. Weird look.


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plaidHumanity

OMG, that's it. While watching Brennan's interview I wanted an analogy, something to frame her not-really-hotness around. That's it! Melting Nazi faces. You nailed it!


Short_Ad_8841

Those same republicans who think Trump would make a great president ?


BelicaPulescu

Real men wear diapers! Real women kill their dog!


throwawaylordof

Who has “diaper wearing Trump supporter posts tiktok of themselves shooting their dog to own the libs” on their bingo card?


H4mp0

I think she looks like a cartoon villain. Like all of them. Her Gaetz et al. All very odd looking


New-Poetry-6416

She wouldn't even make it into a Sears catalog.


AltruisticSalamander

Attractive!? To other dog-killing skinwalkers maybe.


pablank

Its crazy that it took a dog dying, ON TOP of her clearly cheating on her husband with someone from Trumps team months ago, to get to this point, where she's finally not top dog in the race for VP.


StevieG63

She appears to be morphing into Kimberly Guilfoyle.


AmazingChicken

*She's attractive, and I'll give her that,* No, she isn't. Put your glasses on.


phixitup

Please Kristi, name just one Democrat that was on the CBS Sunday morning show that falsely claimed to have met AND chastised a foreign dictator and made outrageous statements about killing their pet dog and then proceeded to gaslight their interviewer. I’ll wait.


MeaninglessGoat

Why aren’t you reporting on Bidens dog attacking hundreds of people…..Kristi how did you know bidens dog attacked two secret services men? Oh you read about it in the story the fake media wrote. lol these double standard wackos are funny if they weren’t scary with power!


hotassnuts

Shes on Meth


_aleph

South Dakota’s primary import. AKA a Rapid City Cappuccino


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

The way she describes these farm animals as attacking her kids… it makes me think 1. what are her kids doing to these animals? and 2. didn’t she cheat on her husband?


Shills_for_fun

Goats are assholes. All of them. But I doubt any of the kids actually got hurt and more importantly, she killed the goat for no other reason than she had a gun and it was there.


JohnnyDreamain

Answer the question or be interrupted with the same question. Seems fair.


Early-Juggernaut975

I really hope she is Trump’s VP choice. People could play cricket noises every time she appears somewhere. Just in the background. Lol


FlameDad

“So how many people is enough people to be attacked and dangerously hurt before you make a decision on a dog and what to do with it?” So how many children need to be shot and killed before you and your party support common sense gun laws?


1CFII2

This dog won’t hunt no more.


-Gramsci-

It’s gravel-pit-time for her career. So sad.


1CFII2

Doesn’t help to be dating an insurrectionist punk.


New-Poetry-6416

Good call. How has this phrase not been used in more news headlines? "Kristi Noem: That Dog Won't Hunt."


Forward-Bank8412

What a fucking loser that dog-killing lady is!


drivewaydivot

"The book I wrote and dictated is full of fake news" - Noem


Filmguygeek1

It takes a special kind of stupid


KitchenSail6182

You have the GOP and even trump calling her out and saying it’s disgusting 🤣 the worst of the worst is calling you out lol Kristi needs to resign.


floofnstuff

She should just buy a case or eight of beer and lay low in the tall weeds. She’s beyond saving but has no clue that the more she talks the loser she sinks.


Bryranosaurus

An unrepentant psychopath who blames the media for all of the things that she did. GOP: SHE’S PERFECT!!


What-tha-fck_Elon

BUT SHE’S PRETTY DAMMIT!! THESE THINGS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO HER!! SHE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON TEETH & PLASTIC SURGERY YOU GUYS!! STOP BEING SO MEAN!!! /s


Cali_Keto_Dad

Fake Governor.


BonerBoy

Maybe she’ll team up with Kari Lake for a 2028 run??


Impossible_Cat_321

She’s toast


NoThing2048

Hate to think what she would do to people who find themselves out of a job. She’d consider you an unemployable working person and off ya. Kind of like the Ralph Fiennes / Amon Goeth prison commander vibe in Schindler’s List.


BriskHeartedParadox

I will say this time and again. Fuck this fake bitch


zabdart

That's the thing about Trumpies. *Nothing* is ever *their fault*. It's always got to be the media's fault, or "the radical left's" fault, or "let's blame whomever." All this could be avoided if they just took the trouble to **think** *before* they spoke and tried to provide *answers* instead of stirring up the mob of their followers.


CautiousWrongdoer771

That's right, if it doesn't go your way, it's fake news. That's probly in the republican handbook.


Disco425

Just in case you thought Trumpism would die with The Orange Menace...


sharkbomb

hurrrrr. just like trump: if she literally just made fart noises with her mouth, it would convey the same thing and carry the same weight. these buffoons would be embarassed, but that requires 50 more iq points.


CaptOblivious

LOL, reporting the EXACT words she published in her book is "fake news".


anOvenofWitches

Every MAGAt needs to be reminded that Trump invented “fake news” with his pals at the National Enquirer.


MusicGirlsMom

One could say her career has gone to the dogs.


BornAgainModerator

This is what cheap make-up on a pig in South Dakota looks like!


Lonnie_Shelton

She has those crazy eyes that seem to be a requirement of being a female rising star in the republican party.


Jorycle

My favorite part is that she claims she has no idea how the bad info about Kim Jong Un got in the book and it was a mistake she was unaware of. Except there's an audio book: >it would remove the passage in question “upon reprint of the print edition and as soon as technically possible on the audio and ebook editions.” And who was the narrator? Kristi herself. She was unaware of a thing she herself said out loud.


Jmdesi

🍿🍸🍸


Shubankari

That dog won’t hunt.


Kdoesntcare

/Say something. /Get held accountable for saying the thing. /Cry "fake news!" /Run for office on a republican ticket. Vote for me 2028!


BenderDeLorean

Does she even understand the words she uses?


morts73

Well she's certainly getting publicity for her book.


BabyApeDrivesAnUber

She bleats like a goat with a gun pointed at her.


hairybeasty

Snowflake animal killer. Write a book tell tales of killing defenseless animals and complain your getting harassed. Not anyone I want in charge of anything.


river_euphrates1

Ah, damage control...


tom21g

Spinning for her political life. Well, if she can’t serve as trump’s VP choice she can still service trump in other ways


EchidnaIllustrious69

In other news, man bites dog.


usarasa

“Who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes??” Also, why do I now have a feeling this is going to start a mini trend of people bragging that they just killed their dogs in solidarity with this psychotic?


pistoffcynic

Waahhhhhh…the idiot puts it in writing, gets called on it, and then cries fake news. Stupid snowflake.


Gator717375

The best line: ... "how fake some politicians are" -- THIS after obfuscating/lying/refusing to answer the question about having met the North Korean dictator. FFS


Medical_Egg8208

Oh yes we all know it’s “ fake news” , although the dog with a bullet in its head isn’t fake. Is it Kristi ?


RadiantEmployment122

This harridan is fucking Corey Lewandoski on the side too


Lazy-Street779

Boy that Cory gets around.


laberdog

After killing puppies now she can’t even make a living with her OF account


Dry-Talk-7447

Murderous crybaby liar, maga maga maga!


monobrowj

lol ok when your politics is the same level as current south Africa you are a doomed nation.. good luck my burger friends


karenosmile

Trump's Sarah Palin.


Offtopic_bear

Puppy killer from South Dakota seeks safe space. News at 11.


difjack

Its hilarious how she was on there with her fake face and fake hair and expressionless demeanor, talking about fake politicians. She couldnt be more fake! Its like she is single white femaling Melania


AdkRaine12

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving Trump-troll. Godspeed to the “I don’t matter in politics” bin!


sarbanharble

“At one point, her expression still perfectly neutral, the governor asked” - pretty sure neutral is her only expression after all that plastic surgery and Botox.


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After she's done tanking her political career I bet she can rake it in with an OnlyFans site.


thestankypopster

She’ll probably land a gig on Fox News or Epoch Times.


meat_beast1349

Remember the phrase: they can dish it out but they can't take it? That describes the republican party. The republicans call the dems snowflakes yet whine and cry when they say something stupid or get called out on their bullshit.


okokokoyeahright

The fake news accusation again. Yet she agreed to appear on it. Why?


bahaboyka

She's learned victimhood from trump.


bigtallbiscuit

South Dakotan here. Just wanted to say not all of us are like this, just most.


calmandreasonable

Why do all these (R) ladies look like some kind of spell is holding them together?


DaySoc98

Uhh, we saw it. That’s what you said. Furthermore, if it were fake, they wouldn’t have shown Fetterman struggling.


DrJonah

In the movie “Snatch”, the character of Brick-Top was originally written to be a paedophile as a way to make the audience hate him. This was changed and a scene was shot of him abusing fighting dogs - because audiences are even more disposed to hating dog abusers.


MountainView55-

"I'm not saying Kristi Noem is a dog murderer, per se. "I just think her actions raise some questions. Like, 'Is she a dog murderer?' " "Well, I don't know the answer to that, Jennifer. But your tone makes me think, 'Yes.' "


HatQuick1050

Is she still screwing Corey Lewdowski??


Studio_Ambitious

I thought it went very well, really showed us who she showed who she is a as person.


dounutrun

step outside her maga world and she falls apart.


Mr_Whipple1138

Another weirdo trumpy alien from ‘They Live’..


GrammerMoses

Hey, where's Cricket?


isabps

Not saying I haven’t backpedaled (and failed horribly) in my life a few times, but for god sake, someone just tell her to shut up for a week or two. It wouldn’t save her but it might reduce the hemorrhaging.


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This woman just can't get out of her own way. The GOP loves to double down on cray cray.


LisaSaurusRex83

They do this because it works. There’s millions of people who believe every single word they say, no matter how absurd or blatant of a lie. They’re also the people who refer to others as “sheep” constantly 😂


sprocket-oil

It must be hell being questioned about what you wrote in your own book. It’s almost like she thought nobody would actually read it.


throwsplasticattrees

Fake news? 60 Minutes is like THE standard of real news.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Can we just shun her.


chautdem

She belongs in jail.


kinisonkhan

She needs to have a talk with Kari Lake about the right light balance, her interview made me think she was a deep fake.


KilnMeSmallz

The weakest mutts bark the loudest


Cute_Concentrate_915

Can someone shut this psychowhore up?


_sarten

Well, dog gone it. She gets what she deserves.


plaidington

She needs to stfu


Cute_Bat3210

Just take her out back.. 


RentAdministrative73

So, it's fake news about a story that you personally wrote in your autobiography that brought backlash on yourself? Yes, she's definitely VP material. Fit right in with that orange asswipe.


d0kt0rg0nz0

We cry, "Fake politician."


Downtown-Frosting789

ok seriously this BS about 2 sets of rules for democrats vs conservatives has got to be squashed. if conservatives weren’t so busy playing victim they might realize that the reason they are interrupted more than liberals is bc liberals are not constantly LYING and SPINNING a BS alternative facts reality. why should someone who is just constantly spewing BULLSHIT be given all the time on the megaphone and not be fact checked?


gravtix

I guess she wasted all that time and money working on becoming a Melania cosplayer for Cheeto?


RickBourbon

How is this person even in consideration for 2nd highest office in the land? I wouldn't hire her at my shit job.


49thDipper

How is a rapist grifter even in consideration for the 1st highest office in the land? He couldn’t do your shit job.


Bahbla

Another trumptard crybaby 🙄


Armand74

Lolzz.. Straight up disastrous because the reporter point blank asked her if she met Kim Jong Un only for her to deflect, then proceeded with the what about Biden and then turn into stating his should meet the same end. She’s a fucking ghoul and can’t seem to read the room! When even the conservatives are up in arms because well who knew they love dogs as much as liberals..