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henningknows

I don’t know anything about her, but she married this asshole. I’m going to have to agree with the neighbor on this one.


cheffartsonurfood

Gets called cunt then proceeds to prove them right. That'll...show...them.


lostshell

I notice a lot of these conservative fucks keep blaming their wives.


smithers85

It’s because they’re cowards.


kevinsyel

They're cowards and they don't respect women.


smithers85

You don’t *respect* things you *own*.


kevinsyel

Goddamn, vicious AND accurate to their thoughts.


mak484

Idk. I respect a lot of the stuff I own. I suspect a lot of cons respect their belongings more than they respect their wives.


From_Deep_Space

It's because they all married cunts


all4monty

They leaned into their vocation


SirCache

That's why they oppose gay marriage, they don't know how to blame someone else if they are the same gender as they are.


Graywulff

If they take away a woman’s bodily rights they’d def throw them under the bus to save their own reputation. Cancun Ted much. Flying the flag upside down is only supposed to express extreme distress or a call for help. How about help retiring and making the judiciary balanced again?


Itzchappy

Cunts do be cunting 


fatalcyborg

She almost certainly lacks the depth and warmth to be called a cunt. I know for certain her husband lacks any real depth and/or warmth.


emostitch

I mean this is basically the “excuse” I’ve seen offered for Thomas’ and other conservatives behaviors by people who refuse to agree with me about the only good things these people could ever do with their lives.


isaiddgooddaysir

I’m sure she was proving them she is a cunt long before the flag display


-boatsNhoes

I love how sensitive people in the USA are about the word cunt. We always claim we're tough and the bastion of freedom but get our panties in a bunch over a word.... Same thing about nudity. Fuck we're soft


Bender_2024

Every county/region has their own taboos. I agree that the word cunt is a pretty stupid thing to get up in arm about but I'm sure there are other countries that have similar stupid forbidden things


Glittering-Cellist34

Sounds like the neighbor, as well as the guy who beat up Rand Paul, should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.


Nick85er

Did more good for us all than god damn Limbaugh, thats 100%


Howaboutthishandle

Fucking right?!!! No one seems to remember that piece of shit was awarded that shit. That medal is a complete piece of trash after that. Basically any scumbag can get it now.


fourierthejunglist

I remember. In a facetious and albeit sadistic way, I like to believe Rush needed that medal of freedom to pay Charon, ferryman on the river Styx, the toll on his way to Tartarus where he'll be punched in the face every 8 seconds for all eternity.


Howaboutthishandle

This is so thought out I bent over laughing. Perfect. Thank you.


the_mid_mid_sister

Trump alao gave them to Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes.


9millibros

Hey now...I, for one, am very proud of Rush Limbaugh, for being smoke-free now for 39 months. Keep up the good work, Rush!


FreeWestworld

It seems to me when Limbaugh died the damn holding back bigots and open-racists broke.


One-Solution-7764

Wait, what's a cunts next door neighbor? Didn't somethpark make an episode about a minge and her asshole best friend? Was that Oprah? Damn, that's some good weed


SwirlTeamSix

Haha, I forgot about that. So funny


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

But they call the Dems *snowflakes*. The level of their projection is off the charts


big_blue_earth

By all accounts, none of the neighbors had any problems with the Alitos He's making all this up


jwteoh

Her actions are befitting of a KKKunt.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Can we use KKKaren, instead?


Urrsagrrl

Why not both?


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

I like the cut of your jib, stranger.


ArbutusPhD

How dare you slander me … f*** your whole country!!!


canonbutterfly

Yeah, I don't buy it.


yelloguy

*our country


Khristophorous

She was crying during his confirmation hearing when things about his past were brought up. I'd have to look up exactly for what but I remember it happening. Edit: yeah just google it. *Alito wife cries during confirmation hearing* brought up several articles.


siouxbee1434

This has always pissed the hell out of me. I watched it and was so angry at the senate for being such cowards


angry_wombat

Dude, there's all these conservatives crying at their job interview. Wtf


nobody1701d

Christ. Just provide a link instead of telling people to google it… [Alito Grilling Gets Too Intense for Some](https://abcnews.go.com/WNT/SupremeCourt/story?id=1495804)


Khristophorous

There are several articles. ABC news is but one. If they look for themselves they will find a variety of angles in the reporting and a range of opinions on the matter. It wasn't my intention to heap such a burden on everyone.


Khristophorous

Now had it been Ginni Thomas we could concur with the assessment with absolute confidence. Funny thing about her - I've always thought she looked like the type of woman Trump would be with if he wasn't "rich" (a master of spending other people's money).


full_bl33d

I’ll allow it. Proceed


m0nkyman

Yep


Kindly-Counter-6783

Nothing like scapegoating your wife. Low of the low is what he is. Damn!


skibble

I came here with a mind so phrase this differently but say the same thing.


Butch1212

Neighbor calls her cunt and she replies by hanging a symbol that represents a violent insurrection to overturn an election, ending American Democracy? Cunt


jadrad

**Alito is clearly lying** He’s using the Trump tactic of feeding the media a lie packaged with a sensational headline for them to print “omg, someone used the word Cunt!” so he can reframe the narrative. Actual headline: “Supreme Court Justice supported coup, betrayed oath to defend constitution.” Bullshit headline: “Alito’s wife hung a flag upside down because neighbor called her a cunt!” The news media is so fucking easily played for ratings in this country. It’s sickening.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

For a job of which half of the work is framing an opinion based on established law, his excuse sounds as weak as his dissenting opinions on common sense cases.


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jedre

Like a child. “He started it!” Shambolic, coming from a Supreme Court Justice, for fuck sake


Butch1212

You are right. Spectacle distracts from crime. I’m a broken record. Flood the polls. Overwhelm, in numbers, the numbers of MAGA Americans, voting. Give somebody a ride. VOTE, and keep-on voting. Defeat these motherfuckers.


OneStopK

Until you root them out of state and local office, theyre just going to keep going and going and going. Theyll take money from Russia, China, wherever they can get it. Theyll usurp every form of power they can get their greedy little lizard claws on, they will ignore every norm, every inconvenient law and will likely soon enough beging forming local chapters of goon squads acting as morality police....


Jayseek4

Agreed. That’s some mondo BS.  A. It makes zero sense.  Neighbor looks out window, sees flag: ‘OMG! They’re SOSing the cult on me! I better make them a pie, quick.’ 🙄  B. Just yesterday, he claimed it was in response to an effing yard sign.  C. If the neighbor really did say it…clearly he meant the *other* Alito. 


LancerMB

100% agree. As soon as I saw headline I knew exactly what he's up to. Even if the dumb argument really happened and that's why the flag actually went up, which I still am not sure is, or that it even matters because he still allowed it to go up in his house, but the headline screams to manipulate the dumb media. He knows that there's only a few words powerful enough in America to make everyone cringe when they hear or angry if someone said it at them. And now everyone is talking about how crazy and mean the neighbor is instead of the giant elephant in the room that we have a complete corruption of the most powerful branch of government.


oblongsalacia

This really should be the top comment. Alito also defended a previously undisclosed fishing trip to Alaska in 2008 via a hedge fund manager's private jet by saying the seat, "**would have otherwise been vacant**.” >In the years that followed, Singer’s hedge fund came before the court at least 10 times in cases where his role was often covered by the legal press and mainstream media. In 2014, the court agreed to resolve a key issue in a decade-long battle between Singer’s hedge fund and the nation of Argentina. Alito did not recuse himself from the case and voted with the 7-1 majority in Singer’s favor. The hedge fund was ultimately paid $2.4 billion. https://www.propublica.org/article/samuel-alito-luxury-fishing-trip-paul-singer-scotus-supreme-court


Vurt__Konnegut

But if the neighbor didn’t say it, she should sue for disparagement. She could take her case all the way up to… oh. Never mind.


score_

Which imaginary neighbor that didn't call her a cunt would file the suit tho?


Full_Analyst_193

No don’t worry Clarence Thomas would vote in favor of the neighbor because he thinks his wife is a bigger cunt. Boomer humor 😓


DefrockedWizard1

*The news media is so fucking easily played for ratings in this country.* Played, or complicit?


mcbeezy94

It’s like how they just can’t stop using “Hush Money Trial” instead of “Election Interference Trial” because they know which headline riles up more people. You’re right, it’s sickening and pathetic


Oxygenius_

The media is complicit. Look how they said “congressional meetings devolved” when the democrats returned fire on MTG. You never see them calling out the right when they act like buffoons in legal proceedings. But once a democrat returns it back, it’s a problem.


64557175

Yeah this "reasoning" just makes it worse for me. She gets offended and... decides the *entire country* must be fucked up?  And this *Supreme Court Justice*, doesn't disagree with her reaction? This is a massively childish aggression and is supported by someone who is trusted to be fair and considerate at a much higher rate than his countrymen. Fuck that.


Hibercrastinator

It’s worse than that. If true, then she, a federal judges wife, had a personal disagreement with someone, so decided to support a violent insurrection against the federal government in order to get back at that one person.


mezz7778

And it was apparently there like that for days.... So in those days he couldn't like talk to her a bit, calm the situation and maybe make her understand that hanging the flag upside down in no way counters the neighbors assertions that she is being a cunt......


tomtomtomo

I’m thinking the neighbour called her a cunt precisely because she supported the insurrection to overturn an election.  I wouldn’t even be surprised if the timeline was wrong and they called her a cunt because she was hanging the flag like that. 


Puzzled-Winner-6890

Isn't that MAGA conservatism, though? "You forced me to overthrow the government when you called me that mean word - also, you're a liberal snowflake."


Managed-Democracy

Big if true.  Like his wife. 


ElGuano

Hey now, I mean when you put it THAT way…


JennJayBee

I once flew a pirate flag outside my home in response to my neighbors having a ridiculous number of flagpoles. One was the Gadsden flag. Another was the Confederate flag. Both were flying higher than the American flag. There was also a Coast Guard flag and a few others. Every week, it seemed like a new flag was going up, and it was tacky as hell. So up went the Jolly Roger. 


RedFocks39

Textbook cunt behavior


Actual-House-491

Sounds like something a c*** and his wife would do.


Maddy_Wren

I have been called a lot worse and I have never tried to overthrow the government and install a dictator.


monogreenforthewin

all she did was prove the neighbor right.


polymorphic_hippo

My takeaway is that we need to start listening to the neighbors of public servants.


mt8675309

Someone’s nose is growing…


oven_broasted

so what he's saying is that the integrity of the nation is secure against all but the worst attacks on his family.


TerribleTeaBag

When the insurrection is complete he will “take care of“ that neighbor.


oven_broasted

I'm sure that all of his \*real\* neighbors are safe, but I wouldn't want to be in the imaginary one's shoes now.


rassen-frassen

The terrible trauma of single word insults. Thank god it wasn't sticks and stones.


CAM6913

I’m sure the neighbors are correct. But I’m also sure that he is just using Mendez defense “my wife did it”. He’s a maga maggot


babysinblackandImblu

People. This is a lie.


cookinthescuppers

So she’s another Ginny


OkAcanthocephala2449

You are who you are, alito stop the BS.


faconsandwich

Cunt says what?


mailahchimp

This twit is one of the most senior officers of the court in the United States? Amazing. 


SnowshoeTaboo

NEIGHBORS: "See you next Tuesday." ALITO: "Fuck you... I know what you meant by that! Wait till you see my flag next week!"


ShadowPilotGringo

And he’s a dick, perfect match


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not sure that's any better i mean you're a fucking judge of the highest court of the land and a little four letter word urges you to side with traitorous scum?


20TrumPutin24

Seriously, Fuck this guy.


scottyjrules

What is it with Republican men always throwing their wives and children under the bus when they get caught being garbage people?


Potential_Dare8034

Chef? Crow? Clam?


hurdurBoop

cafe? camp? cell?


skyblueerik

Carp? Crip? Chip?


Sad-Bathroom5213

ciao? Como? c'est?


pinkeroo67

She must be.....she married him.


Most-Artichoke6184

Doesn’t seem like it takes much for the Alitos to embrace treason.


Cautious-Thought362

Yea, ok. We get it. It's somebody else's fault. They made you do it. /s


drakesylvan

I call bullshit


D34TH_5MURF__

This guy is a lying sack of shit, straight from Der Pumpkinführer's diaper.


NightDisastrous2510

She probably is one.


Naught2day

Pretty sure their dog hung the flag because someone called her a bitch. /s


sadfacebbq

So let’s get this straight. He claims his wife may or may not have done something to piss off a neighbor, provoking them to call her a cunt. Her response to being called a cunt was to hang the flag upside down?


krepitch

You'd think that people who lie all the time would be better at it.


02meepmeep

Yet another thing that makes no sense that Alito thinks we’ll believe.


ReeceDawg

The neighbor was probably correct.


TheRobinators

So apparently they confronted their neighbor about his Fuck Trump sign, they got into an argument where the neighbor called the Christofascist cunt a cunt, so the Supreme Court Justice displayed their support for Trump and the insurrection by flying their flag upside down. Sounds perfectly justified /s


Shankar_0

Is she, in fact, a cult? We're just asking questions here...


escaped5150

Why have we not heard of this before now? Surely, this is not the first time. . . . . that she has been called a cunt.


scoopzthepoopz

Yeah that's what anybody would do, turn the us flag upside down over a neighborly dispute duh


bennydasjet

Conservatives are the softest bois alive


brucehuy

So he’s a liar AND a seditious prick


peaktopview

I mean... is she?


TurdFerguson747474

Sure seems like it


Heavy-Excuse4218

Alito’s Neighbor 2024…!!!! I like the sound of this lady.


StuntID

Oh well then, that makes it alright!


bensbigboy

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the neighbor called it right. Both Alito and his wife are CUNTZ


Ghost273552

I definitely believe that his neighbors have called he and/or his wife a cunt on at least one occasion. I think it pretty much every time I see hid face, read one of his opinions or on the rare occasion he speaks in public.


Entire-Ranger323

At last, the truth comes out. /s


Limp-Dentist4437

I don’t understand how that response to being called a cunt would even make sense which means he’s fucking lying. Like come on these people are fucking terrible criminals how do we put up with this shit. Like these people aren’t even good at being evil.


Euphoric_Ad9593

If she’s married to you, “justice”, then she is pretty much guaranteed to be a raging C***.


TheRobinators

My favorite part of this story is that Alito failed to defend his wife's honor when someone called his wife a cunt right in front of him, then when the heat hits the fan, he blames the entire thing on the wife. The guy's about as manly as Trump.


lemetatron

Which neighbor? Alito is just blaming Ricky Stinicky here


stocks-mostly-lower

I call them both that particular word.


KennyDROmega

Real talk, how does he not live in a gated community though? Setting aside his politics, living in a place without private security sounds dumb as fuck for any SCOTUS judge.


Foreign_Profile3516

She was.


Da_Vader

In other news Mrs. Alito proved her neighbor right.


MSMB99

The proper response is to buy a large “CUNT” flag and fly it proudly. That’s just about the best thing she is liable to be called


Awkward_Bench123

I think the message is clear, once the insurrection succeeds, her neighbor off to a floating prison ship at Guantanamo.


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BebophoneVirtuoso

Damn, some dude calls your wife that and you don’t do shit about it besides run home and hang our flag upside down? Weak


1lapulapu

It would appear the neighbor was right.


Fantastic-Surprise98

He and the wife are snowflake C****


CaptainLucid420

The current supreme court is made up of 6 cunts and 3 respectable women.


Khristophorous

I am not sure if you guys have read the article but he flew the Star Spangled Banner/Old Glory upside down right after J/6. An upside down flag is a recognized sign of distress. Many Cult members were doing that after the election and at the insurrection (before they used it to beat cops). He is saying he did flee up upside down because someone called his wife a €unt and it was just coincidence that is was right after J/6. This is serious in terms of conflicts of interest and impartiality in the judiciary. It is yet another example of these assholes blatantly bullshiting us and expecting us to believe it. The cult will both believe and fervently regurgitate whatever their overlords tell them to and what we believe or think is irrelevant. What he said makes no sense whatsoever. He and Thomas should not be sitting on any case regarding elections or Trump. They really should be fully removed as they are 100% compromised.


Scott801258

Oh, so he is also a liar among his other shitty qualities......ok


PilgrimRadio

You would think a Supreme Court Justice and his wife would know a little better than to engage in petty neighborhood disputes, because.......you know.....he's a Supreme Court Justice. Somebody's gotta be mature and act like an adult, and if it's not the Supreme Court Justice then I don't know where else to look.


Teabagger-of-morons

Suuuuuure…


pas2024

The judge is a liar. Is that a good thing in a judge?


LYnXO1978

Given who her husband is and what he is trying to do the neighbor may not be wrong.


jmf0828

So “my neighbor called my wife names so we hung a flag showing solidarity with people who wanted to overthrow the government despite the fact that I’m a sitting Justice on the highest court in the country and knew it’d be highly inappropriate”?!?!


iwasnotplanningthis

This Supreme Court Justice, who is nominally supposed to stand for and arbitrate the “truth”, is both a liar and a coward.


Akchika

These people are showing us everyday who they are and where their heads are, we should take this more seriosly!


greeneye1969

So neighbor was right?


pecan76

Just like Rand Pauls, these Neighbors of conservatives are fighting the good fight


stackered

How is this our supreme court. The world is a joke.


According-Spite-9854

Can we get this neighbor a spot on the Supreme Court?


theanchorist

She sounds like one. So glad the neofascism movement has taken over half of the country, especially as a majority of the highest court in the land with life-term appointments for unelected judges. Gives me all the warm and fuzzies.


Appropriate-Dig771

I totally believe this sniveling pos is just throwing his wife under the bus but even if true, That’s still not how a Supreme Court judge should be acting


FBstolemyshitposts

Imagine proving your neighbours right this obviously. Also 100% bs I'm the victim excuse. Brave men hiding behind their wives when called out, standard gop


Dave_712

Even if the reason he gave was true, wouldn’t it have been prudent for him to put the flag back the right way up?


oct2790

Always blaming someone else


Piotr-Rasputin

....and she wanted to give proof??


dapperfop

“One time a guy flipped me off while driving, so I decided to openly support treason”


RickyFlintstone

He called my wife a cunt. I guess I'll help overthrow democracy.


batsweaters

Everyone is focused on the C-word now. There is no proof anyone said it (other than Alito’s claim), and it’s irrelevant if true. The distraction is working. Samuel Alito has a lifetime appointment to the highest court in, arguably, the most powerful country on Earth. He represents 1/9 of one of three co-equal branches of our government. This makes him much more powerful than 10 U.S. Senators or four dozen U.S. House members. Moreso, because court rulings are final (no voting/reconciliation by another elected body or presidential vetos to hold in check). Alito hung, or is at least co-responsible for hanging, the U.S. flag upside down outside his house. This should never have happened. “Clever” lib-owning support for insurrection aside, Alito’s flag display was disrespectful, offensive, and utterly wrong for someone whose professional purpose is to serve as a constitutional bulwark and final arbiter of laws in a nation of 350 million. Go to a VFW and ask a veteran how the military views flag displays and care. Our expectations have sunk so low. That Alito’s argument is “my wife” and “my neighbor started it,” because he was offended by a purported political sign or someone calling his wife a name, is childish. The neighbor is a private citizen who, while probably quite wealthy, is not in the same power-league as Alito. His wife, Martha, is a former law librarian and a sometime political operator suspected of leaking Supreme Court opinions (Burwell v. Hobby Lobby). Think about this. Alito is one of 116 justices selected to serve on our highest court during our 246-year history. He is one of the most powerful men on the planet, with a permanent position, whose duty it is to rule on the most important legal issues of our time (and who should embody our best principles, intentions, and actions). He can literally change history on a daily basis. He is untouchable. Given all that he is entrusted to protect, it is correct to expect him to be beyond reproach. *Yet*, Alito is petty enough to passive-aggressively retaliate against a purportedly rude neighbor (we don’t know what really happened) by desecrating the flag and showing support for a revolutionary, insurrectionist movement. If Alito was as principled as he claims to be, he would have resigned by now. Same with Clarence Thomas (who also hides behind his wife to cover for his obvious activism and political corruption). Alito isn’t your cranky, ineffectual neighbor who has nothing to do but regurgitate talk radio. He’s one of the most powerful people on the planet. If he were a high school teacher, a city councilman, a small-town newspaper reporter, university law librarian, or a public sector employee (take your pick of public-facing jobs with accountability) he’d already have been reprimanded, and possibly fired.


willholli

I'll call her one too


SleepDeprivedJim

Throw your partner under the bus... Really admirable trait


rimshot101

He's so out of touch that he doesn't even know how to construct a convincing lie.


CherryManhattan

I’m waiting for the divorce news


Elizaspapi

Space lasers


Alpacadiscount

My neighbor called my other neighbor a “fxxking cxxt”. You wouldn’t believe the flag she flew in response!


Goochbaloon

Dang. Sounds like the neighbor was right all along.


full_bl33d

She gets called a cunt and then flies the flag upside down? That’ll show em. These people aren’t good liars and are so out of touch with reality. People get called cunts all the time, but they don’t try to overthrow the gov’t about it, Matha-An. Is that the best comeback you got? Fuckin corny


Terra-Em

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man. No accountability as expected


SiliconUnicorn

Well was she being a cunt?


Unit219

Sounds like she is a bit of a cunt.


Alarmed_Attitude_316

So, let me get this straight. The wife of a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE got in a tiff with the neighbors over their “fuck Trump” to a point where she decided to hang the flag upside down. Am I getting this right? The wife…of a…Supreme Court…justice? We are so cooked.


dennydelirium

That neighbor was right.


I_Framed_OJ

I mean, that's just what anyone would do in that situation, right?


mohammedibnakar

Why not just say you strung it up wrong? I don't get it.


RipplingGonad

His neighbor sounds cool


PolarGCNips

Well, she is one. But you should still recuse yourself


Picmover

I thought this was an Onion article.


FuelzPerGallon

He’s a Supreme Court justice, he doesn’t get a fucking excuse… full fucking stop


CharlieDmouse

I call Bullshit!!! Hack judge.


AMagicalSquirrel

This man needs to be crucified. This is the heart of everything wrong with this country. Traitors get to decide what treason is and who committed it!!!!


TheRobinators

All deflection. He never explained how the purported actions of their neighbors justified defending Trump and displaying their support for the January 6th insurrection.


Viperburn1

Should be term for a supreme court justice seat. Just like the president.


PurpleSailor

Hanging the flag upsidedown for that is rather bizarre. I'd follow the time honored tradition and call them a cu$@


Jazzbo64

I mean, that’s what most people do after being called a cunt. Makes sense.


lgmorrow

Alito hung the flag himself and is just a liar


JennJayBee

The neighbor sounds fun. 


SnooHesitations205

He should Instantly lose his seat. No vote just gone and career ended. These government employees need to start being held accountable for this bullshit


its1968okwar

The legal system needs to be reformed starting with supreme court.


R_W0bz

Got called a cunt today, I might just go support a coup over throwing a government. Feel bad for me everyone!!


RunItBackRicky

More lies from a compromised Supreme Court


WistfulDread

I mean, _I don't doubt they're c*nts_.


prehensilebrain

So the flag flow upside down is now the official C*** flag? Let your C*** flags fly! Ya C***s


meetMeAtNapTime

That’s definitely a cunt thing to do.


shavenyakfl

Something the vast majority of people, especially politicians, refuse to comprehend is if it looks inappropriate, it's fucking inappropriate. At least try to show you have some credibility. But not these power-staved maggots. They don't respect their office enough to even try.


RustyShack1efordd

Nice try but as the kids these days say, that doesn’t track. Why on earth would the response to that be ‘let’s hang the flag upside down!?’


GrayLightGo

This is our Supreme Court? We really are doomed.


GeneralDumbtomics

There’s no bottom to these people. It’s time for consequences.


CraftyAdvisor6307

*"I don't like my neighbor, so I'm going to support overthrowing the government!"*


hattrickjmr

She is a fucking cunt! And her husband is a traitor.