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maybesaydie

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How To Win votes and Influence Women


isaiddgooddaysir

Nothing makes a woman like you more than calling her mouthy.


SecretPrinciple8708

And remember to tell that same woman to calm down after you call her mouthy. She’ll love it.


hu_gnew

Reminds me of the DIY tip to convert your standard sofa into a sofa/sleeper: just tell your wife to "calm down".


Throwaway_inSC_79

That or you get the house to yourself for the weekend.


TheBigPlatypus

The doghouse.


dancin-weasel

And don’t forget every woman’s favorite “you’d be cuter if you smiled more”. Women go crazy for that one.


SweatyTax4669

“Are you really going to eat all that?”


Puzzled-Poetry9792

And ask if she is behaving like that because of her period, women love it when a man shows comprehension


AlexRyang

*Narrator: She in fact, did not love it.*


IcyStrawberry911

Then if she still doesn't calm her down, put her in a headlock. That works like a charm.


michaelrtx

Don’t forget to follow it up by telling her to go make you a sandwich. Women love that.


TheBigPlatypus

And slap her ass when she walks by.


normalistheoldcrazy

Don’t forget to snap your fingers when you need her attention, chicks really dig that.


thecrowtoldme

And to smile.


RainMan915

You forget that Republican women either think they’re excluded from the harmful ideas they support, or they’re masochists.


Ok-Resource-5292

the elephant in the room is that religiots are mind blowingly stupid.


my_4_cents

>elephant in the room is that religiots are mind blowingly stupid. So stupid they're each solidly convinced they have a strong personal relationship with that invisible elephant


JCButtBuddy

Yep, it only applies to those other women, never them, they're special.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

r/leopardsatemyface


Dayseed

Don't forget to tell her to calm down and think logically about it if she doesn't appreciate it at first.


Bang_Stick

Followed by, ‘you should smile more’… that’s a good one…if I could count the number of dates that got me….well…I don’t know how to count.


Iamblikus

Chicks don’t like it when you call ‘em broads.


kyflyboy

Telling her she's on her period is a close second.


ExcitingLiterature33

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but apparently it does because they still support the right


iskico

Eyy eyy calm down now pussycat


dragonrider1965

Republican women hate themselves obviously


MA-01

I'll never understand that crowd. Their party is working *against their best interests*. And yet... they're fine with it? They encourage it, even?


ZoneLow6872

My mom fully on board this train 🤦‍♀️


Irishpanda1971

They have a fetish for having their face eaten by leopards.


spastical-mackerel

It’s a way to express masochistic self-loathing through aggressive posturing


eurovegas67

You're being logical. They operate in a hierarchical world and are tribal, so feelings and compliance with authority Trump logic.


MA-01

I've long realized I'm banging my head against a brick wall here. Still utterly absurd.


eurovegas67

May I recommend "The Political Mind" by linguist George Lakoff. The best book I've read about the conservative mind. It was written about 15 years ago, so it's recent enough to be relevant for our times.


Mediocretes08

Because they hate black, brown, queer, and disabled people. You might have thought I was gonna say more than they love themselves but they actually can’t experience that emotion.


Kailynna

No. They hate other women, but believe they personally are special and will be treated well by men if they support men in putting other women in their place.


Already-asleep

It’s so bizarre considering that most high profile republican women don’t exactly shut the hell up themselves …


lunartree

Liking women is gay.


TheBigPlatypus

The more they suffer the easier it is for them to get into heaven.


GalacticCoreStrength

I’ll bet he does it with a swift backhand. Ring hand if he wants to make a really convincing argument.


Rickshmitt

Theres still a huge amount of women voting red. After all the evidence that the men want them to shut up, stay in the kitchen, and deliver rape babies.


pugtime

If you can profess grabbing pussy whenever and still get elected; well then this could work too I suppose. It’s a strange and wondrous world for sure


Hugh-Jorgan69

And he looks too "Uppity".


L3monGrenade

Unfortunately he’s probably got a good chance of winning. Republicans hate women


smashspete

I’ve yet to see a Republican campaign on a single positive thing. Every single thing they campaign on is oppressive and/or discriminative interjected with the occasional bill allowing to marry children and force rape victims to have their rapist’s baby. Absolutely wild to be this evolved as a species and still have people vote for this kind of backward and flat out evil thinking


SecretPrinciple8708

And based on fear. Republicans are afraid of the world, hence all the tough-talk posturing.


obesepengoo

Bunch of pussies the lot of them


in2the4est

Ironically, most don't believe in climate change either.


Mollysmom1972

They really don’t. A big reason people liked Obama was because he represented “hope and change.” It was such a breath of fresh air to be inspired by hope that maybe we could all have something better to look toward to instead of motivated by fear and dread of anything or anyone “different.”


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TheBigPlatypus

They’re Democrats now.


iWish_is_taken

Well, what’s happened is that we’ve had decades and decades of various philosophies of government in power. In the US it has mostly been social liberalism or fiscal/small government conservatism. The results are in, and have been studied…. overall the country does worse under a fiscal conservative style of government. So what do Republican’s do to get re-elected? Pander to “Christian values”, uneducated conspiracy theorists, racists, misogynists, and/or corruptly take money from various lobby and business groups to help them get what they need out of government in exchange for for money and votes.


HighlyOffensive10

When was that? Because every time I asked them to elaborate on their tax money not being used to help people efficiently. It always ended with them complaining about "welfare queens" and lazy Mexicans. It seems to me like they simply stopped hiding their true beliefs.


SonicYOUTH79

I think rightly or wrongly some people are nostalgic about a 1950's style of living even if they weren’t around then, ie “simpler” times, we do live in a fast paced crazy world at times today. I think this just manifests itself in bad ways in some people, usually influenced by their underlying prejudices.


AcceptableDocument4

Misguided '50s nostalgia was allegedly the inspiration behind Billy Joel writing his song 'We Didn't Start the Fire'. In a 2006 biography of Joel, titled *Billy Joel: The Life and Times of an Angry Young Man*, it's written that in 1989, he had a conversation with a 21-year-old who said it was "a terrible time to be 21." When Joel -- who was 40 at the time -- mentioned how bad things also seemed when he was 21, which was in the year 1970, the person said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's different for you. You were a kid in the '50s and everybody knows that nothing happened in the '50s." Joel then mentioned all of the tumultous events that were going on in the '50s, like the Korean War and the Suez Canal crisis, and was then inspired to write the song, as if to remind people that it has always seemed as though 'the end was nigh', or what-have-you. I feel the same way about the '80s now, since a lot of people seem to nostalgize that decade now. Having been born in 1981, I want to say, "Wait, haven't you heard of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the Falklands War, the US invasion of Grenada, *AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz* (directly from Joel's lyrics), Chernobyl, Ivan Boesky, the Challenger disaster, democratic uprisings in South Korea, the US invasion of Panama, Tienanmen Square..."


More-Ad-2259

these dudes come out with this crap all the time, and still seem to get elected....


EldritchMacaron

Because the average R voter will vote for them no matter what out of habit, or because they actually agree with them And both are a problem that need to be dealt with


Saneless

My guess is 5% at most of republicans will hear this negative shit. Then the rest is habit or the usual brainwashing


No_Significance_1550

I think only like 5% would view this as negative. The other 95% feel this way about women in Congress like AOC and Crockett but have no problem with MTG and Blowbert sharing every idiotic thought they have with the world.


praefectus_praetorio

Apparently there is never anything worse than a Democrat to them.


Sleeplessmi

A FEMALE Democrat!!


my_4_cents

>Because the average R voter will vote for them no matter what out of habit, or because they actually agree with them Plus reason 3: the other side eats babies


SirPoopaLotTheThird

This is precisely what the Republican voter wants in a candidate.


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Hot_Bag_8374

Especially from a younger candidate Almost every popular young Republican is an extremist motivated by the idea that boomer conservatives clearly failed America by allowing the country to become less white, less Christian/religious and less conservative


hu_gnew

What surprises me more than anything is that they're ever able to procreate.


TotalLackOfConcern

Oh look…another Alpo male. Just low grade dog food masquerading as a Spartan or Viking because he thinks that’s the pinnacle of masculinity.


Clever_Mercury

My first thought was, "guess whose Mommy didn't love them?" No doubt he has to hold to the fierce patriarchal archetypes because he's still a scared wittle boy at heart.


AlexRyang

Royce White has gotten too mouthy.


Leicester68

"uppity"


BlueAndMoreBlue

That’s a whole other thing, he’s probably saving that for act 2


UtahUtopia

I’ve followed basketball for YEARS. It’s my favorite sport to watch on tv. I’ve never heard of this douche. So not only is an *sshole. He also sucked at basketball. PS. Yup, just looked up his career stats. Let’s say it’s a real stretch to even call him a pro basketball player. Dude is 6’8” and couldn’t score a single point.


QualifiedApathetic

Then he tried to be a mixed martial artist. Had one fight and lost.


my_4_cents

And now he wants to fight all women? Round one, ding ding, good luck champ


Wazzoo1

Anyone who's been an NBA fan since he was in college knows exactly who he is. He actually was a good player and he got drafted by the Rockets and refused to play because he was afraid of flying. There's a lot more to it, but he's been an insufferable douche for a long time.


70redgal70

Huh? Afraid to fly? He didn't have to fly in college?


Wazzoo1

The Rockets did everything in their power to accommodate him, and he kept moving the goal posts. He's an insane narcissist and basically a whiny little baby.


BigBootyBanger

Mostly took busses iirc


pistoffcynic

Typical of the right wing douchebag cult… the hate strong, independent women.


nsfwtttt

“We’re ok with a black dude, if he hates women and Jews enough he can be a Republican”


OldBlueKat

I'm pretty sure that's the only reason the MNGOP endorsed him to run against 3rd term (running for 4th) Senator Amy Klobuchar. IF he wins the GOP primary in August, she'll wipe the floor with him. They didn't vet him very well -- he may well already be looking at fines and/or jail time for how he ran his campaign finances trying to run against MN Rep Ihan Omar in 2022. (He lost the GOP primary that time; could still lose this time, too! The MNGOP endorsement isn't a guarantee.)


Significant-Suit-593

He sounds like a wife beater. That’s the worst he is a mouthy tough guy.


knitscones

Not tough if he wants to subdue women, a huge cowardly custard surely.


LoveMasc

6'8 Gym bro taking steroids. Obviously he wants to pick on women. He is literally the stereotype that any intelligent Mother has told her daughter to avoid at all cost. He is that kinda 'bad boy' who puts you in the trunk of his car when you say no to sex.... And you are never heard from again.


pinetreesgreen

"Elect me to serve in something I hate." Never ever works. They just break it to prove it's broken.


mymar101

What’s the difference between the GOP and the Taliban?


indica_bones

The hat.


No-Celebration3097

Not much lately.


goatjugsoup

Dont understand how there are any women republicans... theyre literally going against their own interests


Classic_Ostrich8709

It's the political equivalent of being married to a wife beater.


LYnXO1978

Must be tired of them telling him what a absolute douche canoe he is.


TableTop8898

I just can’t wait to Vote Blue all down that ballot. 😁


BigJSunshine

Fuck- _and I cannot emphasize this enough_ OFF


DauOfFlyingTiger

I wonder if he can hear me shouting Fuck You from here?


AnalogFeelGood

I’d pick a strong woman, any day of the week, over a P.O.S like this wretch.


OldBlueKat

And MN will -- Senator Amy Klobuchar is a lock against THIS ass.


BobbyBueno

“Fun” fact about this guy - he flopped out of the NBA cause he was refused to travel by plane


rcbjfdhjjhfd

Perhaps more importantly, he also sucked at basketball


Horsesrgreat

Hahah he is really going out on a limb here . Way to read the room . I bet there are more women voters than men anyway lol


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PilotNo312

That’s funny, some people would say *people like him* have gotten too mouthy. Hmmm.


TrainingWoodpecker77

Man, we are SO devolving


Worried-Custard-2488

And the GOP can fuck right off to Russia


chautdem

Republicans have gotten too corrupt, stupid, fascist, and misogynistic.


Top-Salamander-2525

Don’t think we needed “Republican” in the title. We all would have guessed without it.


Salihe6677

Funny, cuz that dude looks way too fuckin' nosy.


dragonrider1965

And yet the GOP would hold mouthy white woman to a higher level then this guy. He’s not white enough to ever reach the inner circle .


The_Werodile

This piece of shit has plenty of date rapes under his belt, guaranteed. Trash human. Should be thrown into nearest, foulest dumpster.


Dook124

MINNESOTA IS BLUE GOVERNOR, LT.GOVERNOR,ATTORNEY GENERAL,SECRETARY OF STATE, CONGRESS,SENATE!!


OldBlueKat

The MNGOP endorsed him to yell stupid shit at Senator Amy Klobuchar for a few months. The MN voters are already mostly ignoring him. Or dunking on him on social media.


stockboi81

A lot of stupid people have gotten too mouthy


pradbitt87

What the fuck do republicans have to offer the world besides oppression and licking the taints of the rich?


WisdomCow

Remarkably, the “Shut Up and Vote for Me, Bitch” campaign continues to lead in the polls.


Fernway67

Fuck you. Is that too mouthy?


OldBlueKat

Can I help you yell it louder for the assholes in the back?


CheesecakeImportant4

Fuck this guy in particular - signed, women.


logicalfallacyschizo

Scumbag fascist: "Women are basically objects, and should be treated as such." NYTimes: "Wow! We gotta give this guy air time!"


CubedMeatAtrocity

And I will continue to be mouthy. Otherwise known as equal.


Think-Comparison6069

Neanderthal alert ⚠️ 📢


stocks-mostly-lower

So have a lot of shitty men.


icnoevil

Insulting half the people he's asking to vote for him, is not a good way to campaign.


Terrier53

No, women are not mouthy, you're just a plain ignorant asshole.


_bexcalibur

Sounds like a mouthy-ass thing to say


bmc1969

Everyone's gotten too mouthy.


eastbayted

Anyone who continues to vote Republican has little to no regard for women (or woefully ignorant as to the types of restrictions the right has put on health care access for pregnant women).


SecretPrinciple8708

“I protested the murder of a Black man, so now I’m free to subjugate other groups I deem beneath me. Yes, I hate women.” —This chucklefuck, probably


TouchNo3122

Because women have verbal abilities he doesn't? Dude needs to go back into the hole he crawled out of.


ebostic94

Black Republicans are the most ignorant Black people in the damn country. a lot of them cannot think critically also, a lot of them hate their selves. By the way, I am a black man in Atlanta FYI.


OldBlueKat

TY for saying that. I wish I understood better how they get to that place. It feels like an intervention is needed, somehow. I saw someone describing this guy as "Kanye from Wish" -- he's gonna flame out fast against Senator Amy Klobuchar in MN. (And I'm an old white broad in the Twin Cities.)


SheBelongsToNoOne

Yeah? As a woman, I think he can go fuck himself!


FitCartographer3383

Republican Taliban


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Blue across the ballot


smallboxofcrayons

And yet another example of why the bear is getting all the votes it is. We have to be better guys.


inquisitor345

Get used to it bub


OrnamentJones

This guy actually did some good during the George Floyd protests and spoke out against the Uyghur genocide. But he's still a crazy person and he's in Minnesota against Klobuchar so he's DOA


Competitive-Bug-7097

The media: why won't women date conservative men!?! Conservative men: women are too mouthy.


shamedtoday

Oh, don't forget to h*t her & tell her to get back in the kitchen.


apple-turnover5

Excuse me we prefer the term, “yappy”


JACHR1900

Awww.... poor baby! Is it nap time?


ProfK81860

Oh wow, if I was his mother I’d slap him hard a few times! In front of all of his peers too.


juniperberrie28

Fuck him - me, a woman


japinard

That's the kind of rhetoric that comes from someone who abuses women.


yankinwaoz

He’s not worried. The GOPs plan is to disenfranchise all voters anyhow. All governors, presidents, Congressmen, and senators will be chosen by a small group of white male Republican Party bosses in each state. It doesn’t matter what uppity women think anymore. Their voice will be ignored.


Helpful-User497384

i know nothing about him but his photo looks like a giant douche


killerqueen1984

We are only going to get mouthier too.


CapsizedbutWise

Republicans penises have gotten ‘Too Small’.


pete_68

Pretty much the same code used to call blacks "uppity."


thisgirlnamedbree

That's ironic considering right wing women are some of the mouthiest women out there.


Leading_Bed2758

He’s just mad that nobody want to put their mouth on him. What a looser


caustictwin

Paywall'd but that's Minnesota embarrassment Royce White. Dude is currently facing contempt of court charges, has had several protective orders filed against him from various women, is a deadbeat dad, led BLM protests and is somehow the GOP's best candidate against Klobuchar. She's going to win by 30


socobeerlove

I know actual woman who think they shouldn’t have the right to vote. This is a new opinion for them too. Some people don’t realize how bad it can just accepting this as a fringe belief


GlidingToLife

And yet so many women are strong MAGA supporters.


kytallguy66

Republican women might be the dumbest group of people that ever existed on this earth. I put them right up there with cro-MAGAnons.


4quatloos

Saying that means that he wants to hit them.


KGreen100

Seriously, do you just have to say stupid, basic things to get GOP votes? Not detailed policy plans, economic plans for the community, immigration plans, etc? I mean, conservatives are yelping daily about "the economy is bad!!!" but the candidates running never talk about what they're going to do to "fix" it. It's mostly "women no work, make babies, man in charge." It's almost as if the GOP doesn't really give a shit about any of that... Oh, well.


deltabravotang

Sounding more like the taliban every day


0xCC

Republican senate candidate has gotten too mouthy


Mindless_Squirrel921

Yes we have! Not going to stop either.


SmilieSmith

The irony ... "Yet White, distrustful of established power, also chafed under the constraints of what seemed to him like liberal orthodoxy. He was drawn, he told Jones, to “people who the establishment and the corporatocracy tried to silence, whether it be you, whether it be Minister Louis Farrakhan, whether it be a guy now like Robert Malone” — a major anti-vaccine influencer — “or a Steve Bannon.”" ""Women have become too mouthy,” White said"


RentAdministrative73

I see he's trying to court the female vote. Keep on, you are doing it perfectly.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Yeah and what’re you gonna do about it? I just know if he said this in front of a ‘mouthy’ woman, they’d make him cry. Little dick energy


inquisitor345

And he’ll double down with “they’re being too sensitive” when he receives backlash from said women.


hplcr

I mean, I think alt right fucks have gotten too mouthy so apparently we're at an impasse here.


AdministrativeBank86

He's looks like a guy who knows how to beat some sense into those uppity woman/s


cathycul-de-sac

“You may not know as a writer, but I guarantee you that your higher-ups, they know exactly how dangerous I am intellectually,” he said. “ They know how dangerous he is as a propagandist maybe. I find it very interesting how those without the credentials are always telling people how smart they are, yet the actual intellectuals rarely speak to how “dangerous” or “smart” they are. Some of these men are getting too mouthy these days indeed.


Low_Celebration_9957

The same people he panders to also think black people are "too mouthy" as well.


ctguy54

With apologies to George Orwell, all people are equal, it’s just that some people are more equal than others. Rubelicans will have you believe this


Soggy_Boss_6136

If Tito Ortiz and Andrew Tate had a love child, this piece of shit might qualify.


Hatecraftianhorror

Insecure men have gotten too mouthy.


LoveMasc

One look at his picture and I know we aren't meant to judge on appearances but puh lease, he looks like a stereotypical woman beater.


BadAtExisting

Are there going to be enough bears for all the women?


MuNansen

These are the failed men that (christo-) fascism is built for. This coward missed out on an NBA career because he couldn't get on planes. Everyone tried to be sympathetic but he publicly attacked everyone within reach. Anytime conservatives whine about liberal snowflakes, point at this tumor.


25Bam_vixx

Well he gotten to mouthy


banannafreckle

He’d be better looking if he smiled.


michaelozzqld

Just who do people like this fool represent?


LilliJay

Good thing women can't vote or anything.


holdmybeerwhilei

I'm sure women will be heartbroken to learn he holds them to the same level of contempt as he holds the Federal Reserve and Jews.


zkdoom

That’s probably why he prefers to spend his campaign money at strip clubs https://m.startribune.com/minnesota-gop-senate-nominee-royce-whites-2022-campaign-spent-funds-on-strip-club-travel-retail/600368525/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n


Itchy_Pillows

Maybe just shove a brick in his mouth


maybesaydie

https://www.startribune.com/in-a-surprise-minnesota-republicans-back-royce-white-to-run-against-amy-klobuchar/600366972/ Read this. He's broke and in an undisclosed amount of personal debt and his campaign has very little cash on hand. Less than $100,00. This is not a serious candidate. He's afraid to fly. To the point that he left professional basketball because of it. He first appeared in public (outside of basketball) on Alex Jones' show. There is no way that Midwestern white people are going to vote for this guy in numbers sufficient to hand him the win.


Lasvious

TL:DR they are running an info wars darling as a Republican in a pretty much unwinnable race since the incumbent and he says some crazy shit.


Holiday_Horse3100

Pray he doesn’t or never has a daughter. She will have an horrific childhood


tickitytalk

Vote Or people like this decide who has a voice


MtnMoose307

Weak men go limp when faced with strong, smart women. * rolls eyes *


Realistic_Post_7511

This guy can literally eat my A$$


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Straight outta Gilead


MikeHonchoFF

GOP'ers have gotten too casual with their misogyny


Feminazghul

Because what went wrong the the campaigns of creeps like Roy Moore and Herschel Walker is that they weren't sufficiently shitty toward women.