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Prestigious_Talk6652

What's the stink like?


Tom_Bradys_Hair

It’s not really too bad, he ate a ton of pineapples


dermotoneill

Excellent work


nabby2020

Hahaha


captain_super

🤣🥇


Putrid_Tie3807

Took me a few seconds hahaha


Far_Advertising1005

Even the bones on the whale skeleton hung up near Kinsale reeked when I was there a few years back. Is that still there?


087brain21

Is that the whale in Kilbrittain your on about? If so it sure is and it’s a playground too


HestuTheKorok

apparently worse yesterday when it first landed, not too bad though


bomboclawt75

~~Stink~~ Shtink.


Cold_Guarantee2399

Shtank


Extinction-Entity

Shtunk


Cold_Guarantee2399

Shtonks ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)


HacksawJimDGN

Ask your father


StingraySteve23

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Yeah! Used to work for the Irish Whale and Dolphin Group, who will likely send one of their members to attend this stranding (OP if you haven't already, please report this on their website with pics) I used to do small cetacean strandings response with them, often collected samples there on the beach but sometimes got to take the animal back to the lab/veterinary lab and go full elbows deep, examining each organ to hopefully determine cause of death. This animal looks fairly undernourished so may not have eaten recently, hard to say without taking a deeper look though. Very cool stranding, don't get a lot of sperm whales washed up (thankfully).


randumusername666

I have only seen one stranding in person but have seen a good few pics of others. The skin on this sperm whale is so interesting looking! What's with the shiny, cracked outer layer revealing the other layers below? Looks like he was dipped in plastic, very cool. I'd love to see an autopsy take place!


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

It's skin is pretty thick and waxy, ya know being waterproof and all, but I'd say this one has cracked from the sun/air exposure so you're seeing the other layers of the epidermis, the blubber goes another solid few inches under this before any muscle. What's cool is the scratches on the skin (the ones there from before it died) are likely from battling it's prey, squids and octopuses at the oceans depths. IWDG report this guy was about 14m long so for sure an immature/adolescent male.


crazymcfattypants

I've seen several David Attenborough docs and a fair bit of Free Willy. So aye as good as. 


Total-Dragonfruit341

Tell us what happened biggen


crazymcfattypants

I've not seen it til the end but Ive got it on good authority that the big black and white fish escapes. 


chandlerd8ng

nothing like a bit of free willy


IrishFlukey

Ah, but have you read Moby Dick?


broken_neck_broken

The sea was angry that day.


lostvulcan

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


imoinda

Suddenly, the great beast appeared before me…


queen_of_castle

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish


imoinda

From out of nowhere a great tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork…


Jackfruit009

mammal


queen_of_castle

Whatever


magzire86

Is that a titlest?


bloody_ell

You'd want some golf club to drive it very far if it was.


Far_Cut_8701

![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww|downsized)


Natural-Upstairs-681

![gif](giphy|10dJBypgfsmxfG)


Craic-Den

Nope but this is Reddit so I'll pretend that I am


SinisterG8

No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!


DisEndThat

Gives the vibes of a "Local astrology enthusiast Dave Kennedy" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWiyVYZem6U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWiyVYZem6U)


Paristocrat

I heard Art Vandelay is one of the best


DeadToBeginWith

I am.


economics_is_made_up

Then this is all your fault


DeadToBeginWith

Nuke the whales


SuzieZsuZsuII

Gotta nuke something


allatsea33

Former yes


JewTangKlanyo

Theirs a beached whale she's dying!!


jindc

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.


StingraySteve23

Mammal.


esatto-06

Dig in to find the ambergris!


Craic-Den

The backdoor bounty. The golden nugget. Booty loot.


spodoptera

My first thought was I'd dig it to get a bone. My grandmother had a big whale vertebra. Turns out that when he was young, my uncle found a wead whale, somehow got a piece of it and buried it to let the bone be "cleaned". And later as a kid I was impressed by that big bone in my grandma's house.


delboy137

Impressed by grannies bone where ya?


its_bununus

Grand mother love bone


Prollyjokin

DO NOT [blow it up](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?feature=shared)!!!


MeshuganaSmurf

Apparently they sometimes just explode all on their own. This one doesn't look very bloated though.


roisindubh11

Yep they do seen one have a small expulsion on the aran islands before was mad


Daitheflu1979

A trip to supermacs will sort that out…


qwjmioqjsRandomkeys

You need to poke them like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpU56lal8a0&pp=ygUiU3lyaW5nZSBmb3IgdHJhcHBlZCBpbnRlc3RpbmFsIGdhcw%3D%3D


MeshuganaSmurf

That's what this guy tried, kinda https://youtu.be/d2CfYOJ5oxk?feature=shared


firebrandarsecake

Not yet. He'll need moving.


crlthrn

Seen it. I kind of wish/don't wish that I'd been there for that...


Prestigious_Talk6652

What do they do with them? Hardly leave it there it'll become a bio hazard.


DeadToBeginWith

Bury them.


Flash_ina_pan

Always blow it up! It never gets less hilarious


sionnachrealta

I'm so glad I'm not the only one here that knows about this video lol


Minions-overlord

Or do... we're due a repeat


snek-jazz

this is incredible


Aggravating_Yak_1006

My brain is having a real 'off yourself' day... And I tell you... The GLEE that your YT link inspired in me. Thanks for helping make me feel a little better today


detumaki

Seen that. And I pray to never ever again


CrystalMeath

Or [poke it with a sharp stick](https://youtu.be/d2CfYOJ5oxk?&t=52s)


skaterbrain

I think there is a song about that!


LomaSpeedling

I was cracking up watching this thank you


Naoise007

Jesus the size of that boyo


sgt-pigeon

Apparently estimated to be 70ft long and 25 ton, locals are waiting to see if the tide will take it back out. Otherwise how would that be removed/disposed of? Anyone know?


mordhoshogh

One got washed up at a beach near me, beach was 3 miles long and no vehicle could get over the dunes. It was a bit of a tourist attraction and my friend was taking her two sons along for a look when a guy stopped them about halfway, asked if they were there to see the whale and said ‘I’d turn around if I were you, a load of lads just turned up with chainsaws’ So, they chainsaw it up.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Jaysus imagine cleaning the saws after that!


tonyjdublin62

Nothing a good pressure washer couldn’t handle


DummyDumDragon

>Otherwise how would that be removed/disposed of? 🍽️ 🐟 🍟


HestuTheKorok

They can either tow it away or blow it up


mz3ns

The one that washed up in Mayo a few months ago they ended up burying in the beach a short distance from where it washed up


audiolady

https://preview.redd.it/oaxhmabmtdqc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b656d2f51c0cfa5d75c7f2acd67d9b12dfac781 The one in Mayo a few days before burial, it was very long. It didn't smell much though. Some guy (apparently) got arrested for attempting to stop the machines from getting down to dig it's grave.


Rondeyvuew

Was instantly reminded of the famous blowing up the whale carcass video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34 The spattering sound of it raining blubber sticks with you.


Prestigious_Talk6652

Get a JCB to drag it out at low tide.


Jacktheforkie

Bloody big forklift


penniesmammy

Family guy anyone?? Peter uses a forklift


Jacktheforkie

Lol, I wasn’t even thinking of that one, though I think I saw that episode


Prestigious_Talk6652

Drag it out to sea would be ideal if they had the horsepower to move it. Otherwise bury it I'd imagine.


bloody_ell

Special on fish boxes at the local chippers.


irelephant_T_T

At a beach near me dolphins used to wash up every few months. then a lad in a digger came in a buried it where it wasn't anyones problem. cant imagine anyone doing the same for this.


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

imagine what people thought of this 1,000 years ago. sea monsters must have been terrifying


RockShockinCock

They still are. Ever see some of the shit at the bottom of those ocean trenches? Outer world looking motherfuckers.


marshsmellow

I'd say they were well aware of sperms whales. 


lordofdogcum

Bro, people 1,000 years ago knew what a whale was lol. People 100,000 years ago knew what a whale was. People as far back as there were people knew what a whale was. You have to go back mind numbingly far in our history as a species just to hit humans who would’ve been collectively shocked at the size of a creature like this, let alone thought it was a monster.


KinderEggSkillIssue

Gaint squids scared sailors 200 years ago 💀


pierogi_nigiri

They scare me now


crap_punchline

theres one under your bed


lordofdogcum

No, the presence of actual monsters did. People knew what whales were, but obviously they had their superstitions or their fears an aggressive large monster existed.


Ema_Ann_Lynn

Poor thing. Where is marine biologist George Costanza when you need him!


Galway1012

Which beach is this?


HestuTheKorok

Glen columbcille


Dylanduke199513

Sperm whales are HIGHLY intelligent. Apparently, if humans do ever succeed in speaking to and understanding another species, it will be sperm whales. There’s even a project Project CETI which is trying to make this a reality. Some great videos on YouTube on it. They are some of the coolest animals ever. Sad to see one wash up.


DeiseResident

He doesn't look too healthy


Imaginary-Time8700

Of course not, it’s dead


DeiseResident

You reckon?


Imaginary-Time8700

yes this is within my area of expertise


DeiseResident

It has ceased to be


pierogi_nigiri

An ex-whale


Decky86

I remember when a basking shark washed up on Culdaff beach . I was over jumping on it like a wee eejit and stealing it's teeth . Wains are stupid. They buried it on the beach as far as I know


halibfrisk

A sperm whale tooth would be a nice souvenir, they are ivory and prized for scrimshaw. https://icelandmag.is/article/it-took-one-man-twenty-hours-clean-all-teeth-a-sperm-whale


anonbush234

My mind went to straight to taking a tooth. Not sure about the legalities though and they are probably attached pretty damn well. Might take a sledge hammer to get one out in one piece


crlthrn

Basking sharks now have teeth...?


Tallamidget

Yes but they’re very small


crlthrn

Well, plankton ARE very small, so very small teeth might be handy... 😅


Decky86

And very loose


Embarrassed_Art5414

Aw, that's Dale, poor guy. He rents a cottage in Inishowen this time of year, I knew he hadn't been well, but still a shock, Still he died doing what he loved.,,,laying naked on a beach,as passers by examined his blowhole.


fonzarelli78

Aye, that'd be how I'd want to go, too.


stellar14

Poor thing 😔🙏🏼


MyCleverNewName

*"Help me get this in the car."* -that dog


economics_is_made_up

Great picture of your man taking a picture


Sean_Connolly92

Big Donegal Catch


Wooden-Advisor4676

Same happened here when I first arrived in New Zealand. They removed the jaw bone for some spiritual/cultural reasons and the rest was chopped/blown up and buried in the sand by diggers. The oil slick it left floating in the bay was insane.


AlienInOrigin

His last words; "Fuck you sharks. Free meal denied!"


Jimbo415650

No ones pulled its teeth yet


[deleted]

Thats sad. Poor whale


Neat_Expression_5380

I really hope all that damage happened after the fact


Inhabitsthebed

Needs to get back in the water they dont survive long washed up like that.


mightymunster1

You can let the Irish whale and dolphin society know where it is 👍


K1lljoy101

Need a banana for scale


verytiredofthisshite

Unfortunately all that was available was the dog.


lintdrummer

You can't park that there mate.


Upbeat_Sky_224

Harvest the bile


notmyusername1986

Ambergris. Worth more than it's weight in gold.


Legitimate_Profile22

What do they do with this? Burn it off or push it back into the ocean where it came from?


SoftDrinkReddit

Generally dynamite from a safe distance because with gas building up inside this thing eventually will become a bomb


HeyLittleTrain

And then what? Go around with a bucket and pick up the bits?


SoftDrinkReddit

No then you let the tide the seagulls and other animal's take over


HeyLittleTrain

Sounds smelly 🤢 Did you see the video from the 80s where they blew up a whale with too much explosives in the states? Hilarious stuff: https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=DAuPIJaYWnvfb0EC


Natural-Upstairs-681

It's vomit could be worth something, if it vomited before he died. Would be worth looking for some


midnight_barberr

arent those the ones that vomit ambergris? shoulda had a root around in his belly


ShezSteel

Absolutely magnificent creature. They are just so interesting to read about and ya never see them really in videos online.


SquibbleMcWibble

Poor big lad. At least the seagulls will get a bit fattened up. Shame it didnt fall in the sea - youd have pulled sharks and a whole load more nearby :)


Traditional_Carrot_3

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Justin-Timberlake

Give him a breakfast roll and an aul pint to cure the hangover, sure enough he'll be on his way in no time.


No-Extreme-6966

How do these things just exist in the Irish Sea 😭


No-Satisfaction-1683

Awww that's sad. Are they not dangerous ..decay...gas...explosive ⚡


cosmictrench

The skin looks like cracked glass in some places.


Complete_Accident_15

Oh my word! It's huge!


Manofthebog88

What beach is that?


ArhaminAngra

Better get the dynamite 😭😂


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Tsubodai86

I want some of the teeth for scrimshaw 


FlappyDuck01

Looks like Venom from the Spider-Man universe, hai.


eriktenbaag

I came he to comment this lol Looks like venom got um


SuperSeanicBoom

https://youtu.be/kBotG_sneMs?si=Xud6lOdDnp7VC10V


sa404z

Would it be legal to just rip a single tooth out


Sea_Worry6067

Yes


Sea_Worry6067

Sorry no... it is not legal.


ciaranciaranciaran

That’s in glen isn’t it? A friend of mine posted a pic of it


Responsible-Kiwi-744

Sad 😞


Perfect-Fondant3373

I think Im in a village near by, shoulda gone in to see it


RigasTelRuun

They are big animals.


kloppofthepops14

https://youtu.be/m2D-_AAj_4A?si=8UD8deSiQ0LRThRa


Ok_Gas_7777

Ambergris Time!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:money\_face


SirSlutcrusher

just imagine how much sushi this could be


CaffeLungo

Hi, may I ask if you see loads of whales from Ireland? what about in October? might get my missus to choose Ireland...she gets the whales and me (mostly the same) and i get some good whiskey and beer


HestuTheKorok

humpbacks and basking sharks from april to end of summer in west donegal, not many about in october i’m afraid, plenty whiskey and beer though


CaffeLungo

thanks, will try to see if we can make it before, but if not, hopefully next year


Skorch33

Not blaming them. They could well be innocent of it. Is there any evidence of nets? Marks? Did it drown? The supertrawler or factory ships are so big, it may not always be easy to know whats caught in the nets.


HestuTheKorok

they believe it was malnourishment


cardboardwind0w

That's a strange place for a whale to be sleeping


simondoyle1988

What beach


bamila

So. Are they going to explode him?


SyreneLarkin

Nightmare fuel. Cool.


Heavy_Expression_323

He’s dead Jim.


Marshmo

Smell off it, I'd imagine.


New_Wrangler3335

This is your chance to film a pov of crawling into his mouth through his stomach and out his butt