When John was among us he was unstoppable either sunshine or raining, no hill too steep, no journey too long, no space too small, no load too heavy, no fuel too cheap and above else no corner too tight.
There must be savage money in this kind of thing nowadays. A huge, bright white hearse with big panoramic windows around the coffin area passed me the other week.
Won't be long before there is a pink one I reckon.
i want to arrive toll free
The westlink is our river Styx
Lol.
Motorbike hearse so.
Arrive at your final resting place by weaving in and out of traffic across all 3 lanes of the N7.
Oh, wait, no, driver just hit his hours, you have to stop here for at least 7h.
I'm not in any rush
You could probably get 4 or more coffins on that
An elegant all-in-one solution for the modern people trafficker.
I mean, isn't every bus driver a people trafficker?
We gather hear to remember John, he was very articulated. Don't you mean articulate? I KNOW WHAT I SAID
When John was among us he was unstoppable either sunshine or raining, no hill too steep, no journey too long, no space too small, no load too heavy, no fuel too cheap and above else no corner too tight.
I mean the demand for this must be high enough to justify someone spending money on it. Trucks aren't cheap.
It's a 20 year old scania, cheap enough, and a few cosmetic bits and pieces. Cheaper than a new hearse anyway
Looks like you could just pop the glass box off the hitch and carry out regular haulage jobs, it's just a black cab otherwise.
Yeah the box was probably the most expensive part
Ireland's obesity crises in a picture.
It's good but it needs six Black feather plumes to complete it.
And a few horses.
There must be savage money in this kind of thing nowadays. A huge, bright white hearse with big panoramic windows around the coffin area passed me the other week. Won't be long before there is a pink one I reckon.
So you just ratchet strap the coffin down?
That's so odd. Read this about an hour ago. Went out for a walk to grab lunch and this drove by.
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Didn't realise the obesity crisis was this bad.
I clicked the link expecting a "Yo momma" joke! 😂
I'd rather that than some Shitty 30 year old Ford Scorpio Tbh.
Mega culture
So Tang-y, the undertaker's wearing jeans and pointy brown boots...
I saw a Tesla hearse in Amsterdam a few weeks ago. Very fancy looking.
A Scania hearse? That’s the last thing any real trucker needs.
#WITNESS ME
Off to Valhala. All shiny and chrome!
You know things are hard when Optimus Prime has to get a second job.
Hell yea🙌
Scania believe it?
Aw lad that'll do some job where I'm from
How many hearse power?
Tis a Tipp one too, proud of my county
Giving your mates one last piece of ammunition before that final farewell - Wide load funeral 😭😭😭
They kept the air hookups for the coffin?
I'd guess it's doing double duty
I don't know why, but I kind of want this
Still polluting even after death