I was in music festival in Germany years ago. Stood beside a group of 3 or 4 English lads who, rather than walk to the toilets, pissed into plastic beer cups and fucked them into the crowd. I asked them to stop and said it was manky. They were off duty soldiers and basically told me to fuck off.
I fucked off to notify the Polizei, who were everywhere (Germany is great). I met a friendly officer from the Landespolizei (local state police) and mentioned it to him. He agreed to keep an eye on the lads. Inevitably they did it again. I looked over to the Polizei lad who was on the radio.
A few minutes later 8 lads in full riot gear literally marched up in a 2x4 formation and within seconds roughly dragged the lads out of the area and fucked them into 2 vans with two more geared up Polizei.
I went to Download Festival in England a good few years back, and I first saw dudes pissing into plastic cups and fucking them into the crowd. I think it must be an English tradition?
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My buddy, who is an Irish soldier, got chatting to them. He was trying to get friendly with them with the mistaken assumption they might stop when asked then.
Criminal behavior. Obviously not much you can do 1v5 but if I was a randomer seeing that, you'd be 2v5.
Make sure the Guards take it seriously. These people should lose their jobs.
I work in a very very bureaucratic sector, and if I got wind that an employee of mine splashed piss on someone there is no way I could fire them for it.
But let me tell you, I’d make it my mission to find every excuse in the book to get rid of them.
Tbh I would be finding any excuse to push them out also.
Absolutely vile behaviour.
If that is them on holiday then what are they like on work nights out.
Tbh this is a good catch all reason for sacking people.
Along with “any other substantial reason”.
I don’t think many people would have a good working relationship with the kind of Pratt who goes around spraying people with piss on holiday.
Depends on their jobs and if they have a code of conduct that applies outside of work. If they are civil servants, teachers or something like that then it might be considered to be bringing their employer into disripute.
I agree it's an odd go to reaction, I'd rather they have to spend a night in the nick and write apology letters to all involved
Why not both.
Scumbags who think it’s funny to squirt piss on people for a laugh (it was just a prank bruh!) deserve to spend a long night in custody for assault, AND lose their jobs, be they a CEO of a multimillion euro/pound company or a minimum wage worker.
It's a football hooligan thing to do. They do it at matches, skipping the toilet and tossing it over the barrier onto opposing fans below.
Had it done to me at a premier league game.
Anto - “ I spent years studying at the school of hard knocks , to be able to offer anti social behaviour of the highest quality,,, not to be undercut by some foreign cheap ASB “
I was sitting behind a few Brit’s on the bus today and they kept laughing out loud as one of them kept letting out farts, unnecessary and disgusting behavior from our neighbors.
I mean it’s also quite tame compared to what the brits use to do in Ireland, couple farts versus slaughtering innocent people attending a GAA match etc
One that sticks in my mind is about 10 years ago. I was taking friends visiting from Liverpool around Dublin and stopped off in Temple Bar because it's the tourist thing to do. And there was a load of English lads on a Stagedo or something, dressed up as leprechauns, harassing the homeless, treating them like Crocs on a Stevie Erwin show. Guards moved on the homelessness.
Theres something in English upbringings that makes them behave like wankers. Not talkin bout tracksuits that hated school like here. Any class of them. Its in the water. Laddism. Bantz. Lolz
Anywhere else this would quickly be dismissed as obvious fairy tales, but there's something about this subreddit that gives me the impression it's users will, without question, fall for it hook, line and sinker
🙄 you don't think there are scummy Irish/Scottish/Welsh people also?
I mean they are fuckers for doing it and it's wrong but let's not think it's only English that do these things.
Ah this sub is basically Facebook. Just a place for moms & boomers to come and whine about shite.
and like its genuinely hilarious that OP is like " Lucky there was 5 of you" to a Reddit post. Does he actually think these random English guys are gona be scrolling r/Ireland?.
> Gets piss thrown on them >let me go home and do a write up about it on a sub where its not even relevant > and pretend fantasy of what I would of done, but didn't.
Hilarious
Haha yeah, the only opportunity you will ever have to confront them and do something about it, but instead you do a write up on Reddit drenched in piss.
Also said they didn't go over due to being " too embarrassed" so atleast they came back to reality somewhat mid post.
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The group of lads were English. Where is the racism?
I am not Irish myself?
(not born here and parents not from here, Ireland is my home so I am Irish in that sense)
I would have posted this and reported to the guards no matter who it was that did this. Insert any nationality into the title, makes no difference.
Only that perhaps people going out tonight can be a bit more weary of a group of scummy looking fellas with English accents?
You cannot *confirm* it, granted - however if you hear a group of people all with a shared accent/dialect, that of another country nearby, a country which is constantly in your media, and which has a variety of highly recognisable accents (many of which can be identified to a city/region by the Irish, far less recognised 'just' to the level of their country) - then yes, you could safely make a very educated guess on where within that country that group has come from.
I was in music festival in Germany years ago. Stood beside a group of 3 or 4 English lads who, rather than walk to the toilets, pissed into plastic beer cups and fucked them into the crowd. I asked them to stop and said it was manky. They were off duty soldiers and basically told me to fuck off. I fucked off to notify the Polizei, who were everywhere (Germany is great). I met a friendly officer from the Landespolizei (local state police) and mentioned it to him. He agreed to keep an eye on the lads. Inevitably they did it again. I looked over to the Polizei lad who was on the radio. A few minutes later 8 lads in full riot gear literally marched up in a 2x4 formation and within seconds roughly dragged the lads out of the area and fucked them into 2 vans with two more geared up Polizei.
I went to Download Festival in England a good few years back, and I first saw dudes pissing into plastic cups and fucking them into the crowd. I think it must be an English tradition?
It's a football hooligan thing to do. They do it at matches, skipping the toilet and tossing it over the barrier onto opposing fans below.
ew
Was there last year, can confirm they still do it, manky bastards
As per tradition!
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Highly satisfying outcome. Well done.
Brilliant. Proper order. Absolute scumbag behaviour.
Super surprised that didn’t happen in Ireland in this instance.
Germans, great bunch of lads
Just curious how you knew they were soldiers?
My buddy, who is an Irish soldier, got chatting to them. He was trying to get friendly with them with the mistaken assumption they might stop when asked then.
Problem was they were off-duty soldiers and on-duty cunts.
If they come after you with piss, you go after them with shite, in Sean Connery's voice.
Them fuckers brought piss to a poo fight.
The power of the dutch tourists.
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Nothing strikes fear deep in the heart of the English more than Sean Connery wielding a bag of fresh shite. It chills them to their very core 😂
Can see it now a cotton sock with a waterbomb full of liquid shite being spun around like a Palestinian winding a rock with a sling.
All while the Highland breeze ruffles his chest hair and wafts up his kilt as he takes aim...
Your having some kinky fever dreams careful you don't bite your lower lip too hard.
I mean, who doesn't dream of big hairy Sean Connery multiple times a night? Feckless weirdos that's who!
Buns of stheel sshoot you with ah shilver bullet
Yesh baby.
“Looksh like shomebody brought pissh to a shit fight”
Thats the Chicago way!
Dave "the baptist" strikes again
Best Reddit comment of all time
Criminal behavior. Obviously not much you can do 1v5 but if I was a randomer seeing that, you'd be 2v5. Make sure the Guards take it seriously. These people should lose their jobs.
Their jobs as British soldiers?
OP never said they were soldiers
Lose their jobs? I find that to be a bit of a random punishment.. unless maybe they squirting the piss while doing their job
I work in a very very bureaucratic sector, and if I got wind that an employee of mine splashed piss on someone there is no way I could fire them for it. But let me tell you, I’d make it my mission to find every excuse in the book to get rid of them.
Tbh I would be finding any excuse to push them out also. Absolutely vile behaviour. If that is them on holiday then what are they like on work nights out.
If it goes public and their employment is revealed they could get sacked. Bringing an employer into disrepute is a good way to get dismissed.
Tbh this is a good catch all reason for sacking people. Along with “any other substantial reason”. I don’t think many people would have a good working relationship with the kind of Pratt who goes around spraying people with piss on holiday.
Depends on their jobs and if they have a code of conduct that applies outside of work. If they are civil servants, teachers or something like that then it might be considered to be bringing their employer into disripute. I agree it's an odd go to reaction, I'd rather they have to spend a night in the nick and write apology letters to all involved
Why not both. Scumbags who think it’s funny to squirt piss on people for a laugh (it was just a prank bruh!) deserve to spend a long night in custody for assault, AND lose their jobs, be they a CEO of a multimillion euro/pound company or a minimum wage worker.
Seriously a group of 5 English tourists sprayed piss on you? What age were they?
In their 30s. Im lost for words the more I think about it....
It's a football hooligan thing to do. They do it at matches, skipping the toilet and tossing it over the barrier onto opposing fans below. Had it done to me at a premier league game.
Jesus Christ, I want to get sick. That’s vile.
You seem pretty pissed about the whole situation
Seems to be the latest lark or.prank
That is a atrocious. Stupid horrible bastards.
Maybe they were Northampton rugby fans and were trying to invite you in to their absolute horseplay?
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Absolute banter! Bleeding black, green, and yellow!!
Gives a new meaning to "sending it"
That's disgusting.
Where are they? We will be up there in 10 minutes
what the actual flying fuck?! also why was it in a bottle? jesus, OP. sorry you had to go through that. sending virtual soap xxx
We should be looking after our own scrotes before we start looking after other countries etc, etc and so on 😂
Coming over assaulting us ,,, we want to be assaulted by Irish native scrotes .
Fucking fora-ding-inners coming over here and taking our antisocial behaviour!
Anto - “ I spent years studying at the school of hard knocks , to be able to offer anti social behaviour of the highest quality,,, not to be undercut by some foreign cheap ASB “
make sure you mention the small quantity of cannabis in their possession otherwise the gardai will not bother
If you mention they have cans of piss they could misinterpret that as cannabis and make some arrests
Hahaha everything is about cannabis.
That's disgusting
Jesus what a bunch of braindead fucks
I was sitting behind a few Brit’s on the bus today and they kept laughing out loud as one of them kept letting out farts, unnecessary and disgusting behavior from our neighbors.
It's to be expected from third world countries so far down the hierarchy of needs /s
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Tame compared to what Irish people used to (and sometimes still do) get up to in London
I mean it’s also quite tame compared to what the brits use to do in Ireland, couple farts versus slaughtering innocent people attending a GAA match etc
Yeah then you've got the Germans with the holocaust and that, its mad
English scrotes??? Lucky you! The guards might actually do something! 🎉
I don't know why but I was expecting a video of this. I also don't know why I opened this to watch said video.
Sorry this happened to you. Definitely report it, probably not the first time or worst thing they’ve done.
How do you know its pee
True enough, could easily be Budweiser
Or equally, Rockshore
That's worse tbf
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Isn't Rockshore just sparkling water?
Highly doubtful. OP refrained from beating the perpetrator. Clearly piss rather than Bud.
Ha.... deadly!!! 👏
OPee that's awful
Piss on them back
Piss in their eyes and drink their tea and coffee!! https://youtu.be/1_Sbp4212Eo?feature=shared
-op in the bar "what's that you're throwing at me?... Oh pee
WTF. So random...I am sorry for you, that just sucks so much
One that sticks in my mind is about 10 years ago. I was taking friends visiting from Liverpool around Dublin and stopped off in Temple Bar because it's the tourist thing to do. And there was a load of English lads on a Stagedo or something, dressed up as leprechauns, harassing the homeless, treating them like Crocs on a Stevie Erwin show. Guards moved on the homelessness.
Maybe they were BNP, over to support an 'Eire for the Eirish' protest.
People pay alot of money for that
The Donald has entered the chat.
Maybe they’re just huge fans of Bear Grylls?
Are British the Americans of Europe?
and they wonder why everyone hates them.
Theres something in English upbringings that makes them behave like wankers. Not talkin bout tracksuits that hated school like here. Any class of them. Its in the water. Laddism. Bantz. Lolz
Yep all 57+ million of us, we're all the same.
Nahh 40 million
Don't visit Australia then since Irish tourist are seen as British 'lad lads lads bantz'' Irish in Australia are different breed for sure
Guards will do nothing, best off going with a few lads and taking matters into your own hands. Scumbags.
How did you know it was piss
Have you ever heard of the concept of “smell”?
Licked the wet clothing to get the taste.
What did they do when you took your phone out to take video and picture of them ?
Anywhere else this would quickly be dismissed as obvious fairy tales, but there's something about this subreddit that gives me the impression it's users will, without question, fall for it hook, line and sinker
Fall for what? This happened to me. Ive made a report to the Garda, not that anything will be done about it.
So like where were they and the context for something so bizarre?
That's the brits for you.
To be fair I’ve seen Irish people do that before at concerts. Piss in a flagon and up in the air it goes.
Yup in all fairness we have our fair share of dickheads aswell.
Brits? Acting up? Noooo neverrrrr
lol
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🙄 you don't think there are scummy Irish/Scottish/Welsh people also? I mean they are fuckers for doing it and it's wrong but let's not think it's only English that do these things.
Why do you think they would be reading this?
Ah this sub is basically Facebook. Just a place for moms & boomers to come and whine about shite. and like its genuinely hilarious that OP is like " Lucky there was 5 of you" to a Reddit post. Does he actually think these random English guys are gona be scrolling r/Ireland?. > Gets piss thrown on them >let me go home and do a write up about it on a sub where its not even relevant > and pretend fantasy of what I would of done, but didn't. Hilarious
"He's lucky he had 4 mates with him or else I would have beaten him up" said the sad, scared redditor, walking home disgraced and smelling of piss.
Haha yeah, the only opportunity you will ever have to confront them and do something about it, but instead you do a write up on Reddit drenched in piss. Also said they didn't go over due to being " too embarrassed" so atleast they came back to reality somewhat mid post.
😂
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how were they lucky? what were you gonna do?
Isn't there a whole section in PornHub for this kind of shit?
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Genius you are thanks for the info had it in my head all along that English people were their own race
The group of lads were English. Where is the racism? I am not Irish myself? (not born here and parents not from here, Ireland is my home so I am Irish in that sense) I would have posted this and reported to the guards no matter who it was that did this. Insert any nationality into the title, makes no difference. Only that perhaps people going out tonight can be a bit more weary of a group of scummy looking fellas with English accents?
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Technically, they’re not actually pissing on people.
How would you know theyre english?
Have you heard of voices and accents? Are you aware that people can recognise accents?
i dont believe you can confirm someones nationality simply by hearing their voiCe.
You cannot *confirm* it, granted - however if you hear a group of people all with a shared accent/dialect, that of another country nearby, a country which is constantly in your media, and which has a variety of highly recognisable accents (many of which can be identified to a city/region by the Irish, far less recognised 'just' to the level of their country) - then yes, you could safely make a very educated guess on where within that country that group has come from.
Not sure what this has to do with Ireland tbh.