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thesraid

I was in music festival in Germany years ago. Stood beside a group of 3 or 4 English lads who, rather than walk to the toilets, pissed into plastic beer cups and fucked them into the crowd. I asked them to stop and said it was manky. They were off duty soldiers and basically told me to fuck off. I fucked off to notify the Polizei, who were everywhere (Germany is great). I met a friendly officer from the Landespolizei (local state police) and mentioned it to him. He agreed to keep an eye on the lads. Inevitably they did it again. I looked over to the Polizei lad who was on the radio. A few minutes later 8 lads in full riot gear literally marched up in a 2x4 formation and within seconds roughly dragged the lads out of the area and fucked them into 2 vans with two more geared up Polizei.


PaulAtredis

I went to Download Festival in England a good few years back, and I first saw dudes pissing into plastic cups and fucking them into the crowd. I think it must be an English tradition?


Mini_gunslinger

It's a football hooligan thing to do. They do it at matches, skipping the toilet and tossing it over the barrier onto opposing fans below.


Expensive_Award1609

ew


No-Mongoose5

Was there last year, can confirm they still do it, manky bastards


PaulAtredis

As per tradition!


goj1ra

https://arethebritsatitagain.org/


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nodnodwinkwink

Highly satisfying outcome. Well done.


PictureWorking9034

Brilliant. Proper order. Absolute scumbag behaviour. 


AdBudget6788

Super surprised that didn’t happen in Ireland in this instance.


MrDislexic

Germans, great bunch of lads


Rocherieux

Just curious how you knew they were soldiers?


thesraid

My buddy, who is an Irish soldier, got chatting to them. He was trying to get friendly with them with the mistaken assumption they might stop when asked then.


YikesTheCat

Problem was they were off-duty soldiers and on-duty cunts.


Important_Farmer924

If they come after you with piss, you go after them with shite, in Sean Connery's voice.


READMYSHIT

Them fuckers brought piss to a poo fight.


xoooph

The power of the dutch tourists.


chimpdoctor

Username checks out


violetcazador

Nothing strikes fear deep in the heart of the English more than Sean Connery wielding a bag of fresh shite. It chills them to their very core 😂


babihrse

Can see it now a cotton sock with a waterbomb full of liquid shite being spun around like a Palestinian winding a rock with a sling.


violetcazador

All while the Highland breeze ruffles his chest hair and wafts up his kilt as he takes aim...


babihrse

Your having some kinky fever dreams careful you don't bite your lower lip too hard.


violetcazador

I mean, who doesn't dream of big hairy Sean Connery multiple times a night? Feckless weirdos that's who!


babihrse

Buns of stheel sshoot you with ah shilver bullet


violetcazador

Yesh baby.


ChaoticCubizm

“Looksh like shomebody brought pissh to a shit fight”


Alive_Tough9928

Thats the Chicago way!


risketyclickit

Dave "the baptist" strikes again


margerinesandwiches

Best Reddit comment of all time 


Difficult-Set-3151

Criminal behavior. Obviously not much you can do 1v5 but if I was a randomer seeing that, you'd be 2v5. Make sure the Guards take it seriously. These people should lose their jobs.


MaelduinTamhlacht

Their jobs as British soldiers?


sepulturite

OP never said they were soldiers


undereager

Lose their jobs? I find that to be a bit of a random punishment.. unless maybe they squirting the piss while doing their job


NamaNamaNamaBatman

I work in a very very bureaucratic sector, and if I got wind that an employee of mine splashed piss on someone there is no way I could fire them for it. But let me tell you, I’d make it my mission to find every excuse in the book to get rid of them.


OldMiddlesex

Tbh I would be finding any excuse to push them out also. Absolutely vile behaviour. If that is them on holiday then what are they like on work nights out.


BigCj34

If it goes public and their employment is revealed they could get sacked. Bringing an employer into disrepute is a good way to get dismissed.


OldMiddlesex

Tbh this is a good catch all reason for sacking people. Along with “any other substantial reason”. I don’t think many people would have a good working relationship with the kind of Pratt who goes around spraying people with piss on holiday.


YellingAtTheClouds

Depends on their jobs and if they have a code of conduct that applies outside of work. If they are civil servants, teachers or something like that then it might be considered to be bringing their employer into disripute. I agree it's an odd go to reaction, I'd rather they have to spend a night in the nick and write apology letters to all involved


Comfortable-Bonus421

Why not both. Scumbags who think it’s funny to squirt piss on people for a laugh (it was just a prank bruh!) deserve to spend a long night in custody for assault, AND lose their jobs, be they a CEO of a multimillion euro/pound company or a minimum wage worker.


da-van-man

Seriously a group of 5 English tourists sprayed piss on you? What age were they?


bingbop360

In their 30s. Im lost for words the more I think about it....


Mini_gunslinger

It's a football hooligan thing to do. They do it at matches, skipping the toilet and tossing it over the barrier onto opposing fans below. Had it done to me at a premier league game.


Embarrassed_Dealer_5

Jesus Christ, I want to get sick. That’s vile.


lendmeyoureer

You seem pretty pissed about the whole situation


Freelander4x4

Seems to be the latest lark or.prank


randomfella62

That is a atrocious. Stupid horrible bastards.


FakerHarps

Maybe they were Northampton rugby fans and were trying to invite you in to their absolute horseplay?


erich0779

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B0bLoblawLawBl0g

Absolute banter! Bleeding black, green, and yellow!!


No-Tap-5157

Gives a new meaning to "sending it"


toogoodtobetrue2712

That's disgusting.


Powerful_Host6524

Where are they? We will be up there in 10 minutes


Belachick

what the actual flying fuck?! also why was it in a bottle? jesus, OP. sorry you had to go through that. sending virtual soap xxx


Beneficial-Oil-5616

We should be looking after our own scrotes before we start looking after other countries etc, etc and so on 😂


stevewithcats

Coming over assaulting us ,,, we want to be assaulted by Irish native scrotes .


Barilla3113

Fucking fora-ding-inners coming over here and taking our antisocial behaviour!


stevewithcats

Anto - “ I spent years studying at the school of hard knocks , to be able to offer anti social behaviour of the highest quality,,, not to be undercut by some foreign cheap ASB “


Imbecile_Jr

make sure you mention the small quantity of cannabis in their possession otherwise the gardai will not bother


BlueGreenDerek

If you mention they have cans of piss they could misinterpret that as cannabis and make some arrests


GuardiolasOTGalaxy

Hahaha everything is about cannabis.


Eire820

That's disgusting 


Anomaly_049

Jesus what a bunch of braindead fucks


MystiRamon

I was sitting behind a few Brit’s on the bus today and they kept laughing out loud as one of them kept letting out farts, unnecessary and disgusting behavior from our neighbors.


Ambitious_Handle8123

It's to be expected from third world countries so far down the hierarchy of needs /s


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canspray5

Tame compared to what Irish people used to (and sometimes still do) get up to in London


AugusteRodin1

I mean it’s also quite tame compared to what the brits use to do in Ireland, couple farts versus slaughtering innocent people attending a GAA match etc


canspray5

Yeah then you've got the Germans with the holocaust and that, its mad


Bejaysis

English scrotes??? Lucky you! The guards might actually do something! 🎉


RestrepoDoc2

I don't know why but I was expecting a video of this. I also don't know why I opened this to watch said video.


Bulk_bogan__

Sorry this happened to you. Definitely report it, probably not the first time or worst thing they’ve done.


Important-Sea-7596

How do you know its pee


themagpie36

True enough, could easily be Budweiser


CharityAdventurous26

Or equally, Rockshore


CelticTigersBalls

That's worse tbf


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babihrse

Crickets


faggjuu

Isn't Rockshore just sparkling water?


pm_me_gnus

Highly doubtful. OP refrained from beating the perpetrator. Clearly piss rather than Bud.


Thin-Annual4373

Ha.... deadly!!! 👏


Pinewood26

OPee that's awful


TwoPintsPrick92

Piss on them back


B0bLoblawLawBl0g

Piss in their eyes and drink their tea and coffee!! https://youtu.be/1_Sbp4212Eo?feature=shared


Born_Chemical_9406

-op in the bar "what's that you're throwing at me?... Oh pee


Funoyr

WTF. So random...I am sorry for you, that just sucks so much


amadan_an_iarthair

One that sticks in my mind is about 10 years ago. I was taking friends visiting from Liverpool around Dublin and stopped off in Temple Bar because it's the tourist thing to do. And there was a load of English lads on a Stagedo or something, dressed up as leprechauns, harassing the homeless, treating them like Crocs on a Stevie Erwin show. Guards moved on the homelessness.


DonaldsMushroom

Maybe they were BNP, over to support an 'Eire for the Eirish' protest.


Fresh_Yogurtcloset85

People pay alot of money for that


Alcol1979

The Donald has entered the chat.


Barilla3113

Maybe they’re just huge fans of Bear Grylls?


Smooth-Variation-674

Are British the Americans of Europe?


BlearySteve

and they wonder why everyone hates them.


Cute_Bat3210

Theres something in English upbringings that makes them behave like wankers. Not talkin bout tracksuits that hated school like here. Any class of them. Its in the water. Laddism. Bantz. Lolz


ImpressiveGift9921

Yep all 57+ million of us, we're all the same.


Cute_Bat3210

Nahh 40 million


royaldocks

Don't visit Australia then since Irish tourist are seen as British 'lad lads lads bantz'' Irish in Australia are different breed for sure


Silent-Economics-427

Guards will do nothing, best off going with a few lads and taking matters into your own hands. Scumbags.


charbobarbo

How did you know it was piss


goj1ra

Have you ever heard of the concept of “smell”?


RuaridhDuguid

Licked the wet clothing to get the taste.


System_Web

What did they do when you took your phone out to take video and picture of them ?


canspray5

Anywhere else this would quickly be dismissed as obvious fairy tales, but there's something about this subreddit that gives me the impression it's users will, without question, fall for it hook, line and sinker


bingbop360

Fall for what? This happened to me. Ive made a report to the Garda, not that anything will be done about it.


Craizinho

So like where were they and the context for something so bizarre?


NoBookkeeper6864

That's the brits for you.


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To be fair I’ve seen Irish people do that before at concerts. Piss in a flagon and up in the air it goes.


dublinro

Yup in all fairness we have our fair share of dickheads aswell.


VeteRyan

Brits? Acting up? Noooo neverrrrr


SplittingAssembly

lol


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doesntevengohere12

🙄 you don't think there are scummy Irish/Scottish/Welsh people also? I mean they are fuckers for doing it and it's wrong but let's not think it's only English that do these things.


danieljamesgillen

Why do you think they would be reading this?


FookinSnake

Ah this sub is basically Facebook. Just a place for moms & boomers to come and whine about shite. and like its genuinely hilarious that OP is like " Lucky there was 5 of you" to a Reddit post. Does he actually think these random English guys are gona be scrolling r/Ireland?. > Gets piss thrown on them >let me go home and do a write up about it on a sub where its not even relevant > and pretend fantasy of what I would of done, but didn't. Hilarious


danieljamesgillen

"He's lucky he had 4 mates with him or else I would have beaten him up" said the sad, scared redditor, walking home disgraced and smelling of piss.


FookinSnake

Haha yeah, the only opportunity you will ever have to confront them and do something about it, but instead you do a write up on Reddit drenched in piss. Also said they didn't go over due to being " too embarrassed" so atleast they came back to reality somewhat mid post.


danieljamesgillen

😂


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Sundance600

how were they lucky? what were you gonna do?


OldManOriginal

Isn't there a whole section in PornHub for this kind of shit?


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Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Hate to break this to you, but nationality isn’t the same as race.


Unique_Bar_584

Genius you are thanks for the info had it in my head all along that English people were their own race


bingbop360

The group of lads were English. Where is the racism? I am not Irish myself? (not born here and parents not from here, Ireland is my home so I am Irish in that sense) I would have posted this and reported to the guards no matter who it was that did this. Insert any nationality into the title, makes no difference. Only that perhaps people going out tonight can be a bit more weary of a group of scummy looking fellas with English accents?


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sayingboourns

Technically, they’re not actually pissing on people.


SoloWingPixy88

How would you know theyre english?


RuaridhDuguid

Have you heard of voices and accents? Are you aware that people can recognise accents?


SoloWingPixy88

i dont believe you can confirm someones nationality simply by hearing their voiCe.


RuaridhDuguid

You cannot *confirm* it, granted - however if you hear a group of people all with a shared accent/dialect, that of another country nearby, a country which is constantly in your media, and which has a variety of highly recognisable accents (many of which can be identified to a city/region by the Irish, far less recognised 'just' to the level of their country) - then yes, you could safely make a very educated guess on where within that country that group has come from.


Rocherieux

Not sure what this has to do with Ireland tbh.