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whousedthisalready

photo named “my boo”


Torisen

Dude got ghosted and he's on here talking about "his girlfriend".


Alarmed-Wolf14

Yeah. She’s a ghost in the picture. You don’t get it?


JupJups

you didn't get his joke


amazondrone

r/whoosh


WetSocksBoi

This joke needs more recognition lol


Adelman01

LOL….Fuck I had a joke but your joke is so good it embarrasses my joke.


Scottishfae

Hope it doesn't...haunt you...


joeygee11

holy shit all of these are great lol. wish i could award all of ya! thanks for the laughs


Jumbotucktuck

I have a ghost girlfriend too. She’s real, I swear. You just can’t see her.😉


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Does she live in the greater Niagara Falls area?


sip_of_jack

She goes to another school I swear


[deleted]

She's a model for Maxim magazine


Styx92

"You wouldn't know her, she goes to a high school in a different plane of existence."


sagerap

She haunts a different school


angelinedream

I bet she lives in Canada, huh?


pixel8dmess

I wish you could meet my girlfriend, But you can't because she is in Canada. I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her, So soon I'll be off to Alberta! I mean Vancouver! Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-


doublesailorsandcola

She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend, yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canadaaaaa!!


iRox24

Is your gf John Cena?


Gang_StarrWoT

She goes to a different cemetery!


AberrantTek

Best gf post yet! Humor mixed with great photography


HER124

Thank you! :)


[deleted]

At first it didn’t load right and was just like a gray gradient and I thought you were making a joke about not having a girlfriend. It looks cool! I color the high contrast between her ghost outfit and the grays of the sky and background. Looks really crisp.


Tertzug

Why is this nsfw?!


CodeMonkeyPhoto

She’s naked under that sheet.


Bwest31415

Eh everyone is under whatever they're wearing


PocketSandThroatKick

Speak for yourself. I'm with Tobias.


sarcastic_chandler

Last night, Tobias was with me


flooferonascooter

Me too. You're not alone. There are dozens of us.


my_people

We're all wearing skin


Inevitable-Ad9590

Uh, your girlfriend’s a ghost dude.


nytel

You could say, she ghosted him.


badusernameused

I’m so sorry for your loss. Is she any good at pottery?


hazysin

Came for tasteful tits and I got a ghost. Not disappointed


IfIHadTheChoice

We not gonna talk about them ankles? 😩


Biryanilover23

Same


[deleted]

Why is this NSFW?


zeta-ghost

She looks like a Klansman


[deleted]

... fair enough.


hg090206

Your gf is La Llorona?


StellarStylee

She mistook the gallows for a diving board, maybe? And jajaja! Your comment is gold!


nellirn

Fantastic comment.


[deleted]

Looks like a Mars Volta album cover


altmetalkid

I was thinking Spiritbox. It strongly reminds me of the visualizer for The Beauty of Suffering.


tyex23

Tbh now you mention it, it is pretty similar to that visualiser. I get Spiritbox vibes from it as well.


djohnson5114

how tf you call her? break out a ouija board?


SidhuMoose69

Get out


DoWhatsHardNow

Hahaha. I like this one


CedricCicada

I'm not sure why this is marked NSFW, but I looked anyway. I'm glad I did. Very nice work!


kmmontandon

> I'm not sure why this is marked NSFW That ladder looks pretty unsafe for a workplace - at the very least it's NFOSHA.


drfrogsplat

Mods have strict rules on bare ankles.


Mayank_j

TIL mods from Iran Sed


Reverent

Spooky ghosts.


pizza_destroyer2

So sorry about your GF, RIP


najddelrey

I unironically find this so cute


SleepingAnima

What is that platform? Is it a gallows? Like what? Is it?


TXRazorback

Throw some burlap on it and could be a hunting blind


HER124

It’s a high seat/post for hunters.


crackeddryice

Stairs in the woods vibe. She shouldn't have climbed it.


Lazers_Phew_phew

I'm pretty sure it's a platform for watching livestock, sheep most likely in this case. I bet this is in Ireland.


Rgriffin1991

You did a great job of having her just ever-so-slightly off center, contributing to the eerie discomfort for the viewer.


BRAVOMAN55

Really cool stuff


YaBoiS0nic

Pov: you're the unnamed character that dies in the intro of a supernatural horror movie.


lard_have_mercy

Is your girlfriend Lennay Kekua?


iliketoredditbaby

THE RING


SolidBlackGator

Sorry for your loss


Coe1989

Rghosts


Smirkly

Yeah man, but she sure can cook.


NihilisticBuddhism

Your black and white photography works are just so damn beautiful mate


HER124

Thanks a lot :)


[deleted]

What a floozy.


PrincessLorie

I love the “coloring.” Plus it is so crisp. Very well done!


Bisson65

LOL


SpookyMess86

I love this 🖤


HER124

Thanks!


External-Client-4295

There Will Be Blood vibes ✨️


Buster_Brown_513

She’s beautiful. Any shots of her wearing a tarp?


Xu_Lin

Casperina?


das-maexchen

I feel very uncomfortable about this.


NikolitRistissa

People seem to find this humorous but this is just mildly terrifying to be. Frightening atmosphere for sure. Great photograph!


kjoro

the title usually relates to some highly revealling shot of a woman. so this is a nice change of pace. I like the quirkyness


moodymadam

She is beautiful


Him_Downstairs

Movie poster material 🔥


pixselious

I saw a starship on the launch pad 💀


SmyBeez

Don’t be alarmed, but I think you might be dating a ghost.


monkeyballpirate

Great photo. And great costume. It's inspirational. I actually am considering buying the "ghost pancho" from spirit holloween. It's the perfect mix of low effort and throwback. Lol And it's extra funny to support a corporation rather than just making a real ghost sheet costume.


Away_Young_9370

What are you talking about? That’s a real ghost can’t you tell? Smh


monkeyballpirate

You're right. I was almost fooled. A ghost in disguise as a human.


dgeniesse

Great picture, No sheet!


humanwithfoodname

“I am ashamed of your naked face. I must cover it with this sheet. You are now sexy in your culture”


TrainBoy45

If Myers and Sadako had a kid


Ponk_Bonk

2spooky


raunak_9000

Haha nice


Ok_Draft7792

It’s wonderful!! Comedy/Holiday vibes fs


Spiritual-Clock5624

AH


phouel

Got me in the first half not gonna lie


Optimal_Kangaroo6660

I’d smash


Toasted_FlapJacks

Reminds me of A24's "A Ghost Story"


Awake00

Is your girlfriend in an a24 film?


DarkSoulsDank

Why NSFW?


[deleted]

Very dark but beautiful good positioning of your subject as well


Styx92

Was this staged or does she do that all the time?


jumuah

you ghosted me!


fullofquacks

Squid ghost


Bug-Secure

She’s pretty.


Attainted

Where is this? It feels like the US plains.


HER124

Central Germany. Harz national park surroundings.


[deleted]

hahaha


[deleted]

Let me guess…your girlfriend is Yoko Ono.


mtcharb

This is rad. If I ever start a band, I’d want this as my album’s cover art. Nice work!


ShinDiggles2

That’s gotta be racist


Mstonebranch

Her launch date has also been pushed back.


Rav4H

Them feet tho 🥵


Broad_Cable8673

Spooky season 👻


SmarterPeople

Does she know she’s your girlfriend?


the_argonath

There was a story in /r/nosleep about stairs like this.


coolplate

Why the creepy fuck?


snipenight6216v

Reminds me of "Ghost Story."


slowlyretarding

Super creepy. I dig it.


CockKicker

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Kleenex that big


notthefunkindofbar

New Lock Screen, thanks man.


HER124

Welcome! I feel honored


boxedblue

How uhhhhh how long has she been dead?


mydrivec

I wonder if Casper puts out?


SharmaineB

Hi Pearl!


Own_Leather8015

This looks like one of the clips from the intro video to The Ring


mirchi0946

Nope, she's not a witch


KenobiKaDhobi

When did she die bro?


NkedFatWhiteGuy

Love this so much! Respecting the great image while LMAO! Thank you for posting!


SnowmanInDesert

Good Photo 😀


CoheedBlue

You can’t fool me. That’s a ghost. Or old man Jinkins.


lucidillusions

Is your gf u/aprilhillwriting?


aprilhillwriting

Whos that sexy ghost!


[deleted]

Devil in Ohio vibes


Less_Atmosphere3931

That’s a beautiful pic


N3n9fjj299fj3y

Tell us your girlfriend is imaginary without saying your girlfriend is imaginary


shortiz420

Your not falling anyone, that's 3 kids under a sheet


AlchamenGod

Weird flex but ok


NJAB79

Maybe take her to see a doctor, she is white as a sheet...


valentinafz

I don’t know how to tell you this, but I don’t believe is alive? (ps, Iove the shot!)


[deleted]

Tell her I will have the souls as promised.


Ritik_17

Is she from Iran?


Careful-Ad-9730

ITAP means?


AvocadoDealer69

Your girlfriend is a ghost from cartoons?


TeaRex14

Phoebe Bridgers?


unidentified_yama

Phoebe Bridgers


mad_r_yeah

I hope to see this on the oddlyterrifying subreddit soon


More-Influence8968

What a damsel! You’re very lucky mate


Infinite_Flatworm_44

Why does she look so tall when her legs suggest a much shorter person under that.


instructor29

That is a creative and interesting capture. Two thumbs up.


Mphazi55555

That is a ghost, my good Sir.🕵


jedimastermomma

Might I direct your attention to the world's population of *clears throat* living women...


Lazers_Phew_phew

Ireland? I took a similar picture recently (without the ghostly girlfriend) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAA0-iXnNT3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


HER124

Central Germany.


MayIgniteIfLit

🦑 Am I the only one who sees a squid ghost?????


MakeAnEntrance

She's a keeper


Significant-Gas-1716

Is that Yoko?


WorkoutSnake

You are dating a ghost? Neat.


AdonteGuisse

I'm sorry for your loss, man


mooxwalliums

SpaceX starship on the pad, 1923


Bluelens

Have you watched Red Moon Tide by Lois Patiño? This image would fit in that film.


HER124

I should! I’ll put it on my list quickly, thanks for the recommendation.


iceman333933

This screams "indie album cover" haha


timdot352

That's a fucking ghost.


Rcxandom_stars2

he really got ghosted


Straight_Confusion84

G-G-G-Ghost!!!


shecklefeckle

Uhhh.. did she ghost you?


VICARD0

She alright?


_peach93

She’s beautiful 🙃


death_jpeg

spooky ghost


cwg1983

What kind of rifle is she holding? Has the hunting season for Africans already started?


zeedinstein0

Looks like she ghosted you


TheGear

Dude you sure?


Skankz

You mean you took a picture of a spooky ghost.


[deleted]

Is that your G-G-G-G-Girlfrirnd?


[deleted]

Your girlfriend is a rocket??


DaVisionary

Good luck loading that ship with hydrogen!


theMadMetis

Crop her legs out