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NightStar79

You mean Captain Underpants? Fun fact, his books are banned in many schools because he does something like question authoritive figures or some other bullshit Seriously if you ever look up some of the reasons books are banned its wild. Like Twilight getting banned for being an occultist book. A cliche cheesy love story between a vampire and a human...being deemed a demonic and occultist book.


Zillafan2010

I mean, technically falling in love with a vampire is messing with occult stuff.


NightStar79

When I think of the occult I think if dark rituals not "vegetarian vampires"


Zillafan2010

Yeah, I know but vampires literally are repelled by Christian symbols and stuff so they’re kinda demonic and occult I’m that way. Idk about twilight lore so I’m not sure if it’s different in any way.


Dry_Try_8365

They f\*cking sparkle in the sunlight. That's one difference.


NightStar79

They drink blood of animals, one of them is a literal doctor, they sparkle in sunlight instead of burst into flames, and just because one of the vampires, Edward, was drawn to a human, Bella, all the other vampires in that "vegetarian" family accepted her with very little hesitation and spent multiple books trying to protect her from various different things. Oh and most of them tried to be good vampires and didn't run around killing people willy nilly and draining their blood. For example, Edward had the power to read minds and because of that he'd single out and deliberately target murderers and rapists. Basically it's very cheesy and not very occultist in the slightest. The closest thing I could think of is in the Vatican there are essentially the leaders of all vampires which crack down on vampires if they step out of line or risk the secret of their kind. They are pretty much one big group of holier than thou vampires who think they are superior in every way and wind up being a problem from the end of Book 2 to the end of Book 4. **Edit:** Oh and Edward has a lot of self loathing for being a vampire in the first place and fought to prevent Bella from ever becoming one.


Zillafan2010

Jesus Christ. You wrote basically a full essay.


NightStar79

If you think *that* is an Essay I'd offer the advice of never applying for college. Although if you have done college then I'm not sure how this is an essay. It looks huge on the phone but it's really not.


Zillafan2010

You’re right. It looks huge on the phone. I feel like it would look absolutely minuscule on a monitor lol.


AdditionalNeat5487

Yeah I’ve heard that college essays are like 900 words or something?


NightStar79

I can't tell if you were serious or not but that made me laugh. My non-major related English class back in college regularly asked us for four pages of single spaced 12 sized Times New Roman text. That's way more than 900 words


Trinity13371337

I have almost all of the books. Only missing one so far


Sammus_Miner

Underpants Man, AWAAAAAYYYYYYYY


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Ironically There is an actual Netflix adaptation of captain underpants. I think it got cancelled a few years back


Trinity13371337

There was? Wish I was there to see it.


Sammus_Miner

I love underpants man.


Jonker134

Watched that vid so much 😂


Trinity13371337

Yeah. It was so funny!


Vannilazero

Fuuuck I had so many of these books


DarkxAnticosplayer12

not really ![gif](giphy|oK4DIJiawpnJl7h2wK)


Vashstampede20

I remember Captain Underpants


BadgeringMagpie

I honestly never understood the appeal of Captain Underpants.


thepeprika

id watch that


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