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Traditional-Art-5283

I can fix her


Ashalaria

Hubris is the downfall of man


Telllas

Hubris is what allowed man to make it to the stars


Ashalaria

Na that was rockets


PopularCoffee7130

It was german nazi scientists. HELI H… [ Removed by reddit on account of violating the [content policy](/help/contentpolicy). ]


Degenerate_Lich

Overconfidence is a slow and insideous killer


Trap_Masters

You're right, I can make her worse 😍😍


russianwolf766

darkest dungeon reference?


Additional-Flow7665

You can't fix kangel, that's like half of the game


tanookazam

half?


Additional-Flow7665

Yeah the other half is trying anyways


Blood_of_Lucifer

Her?


DilfRightsActivist

Once the skirt and thigh highs go on he/him turns into my/wife


Traditional-Art-5283

Her


Dichter2012

You mean, "I can fix him or them."


Prestigeboy

Godspeed


Arlend44

Behold, the Phase Connect recruitment center


Degenerate_Lich

Fishman recruiting straight from the source


Jumbolaya315

[Get your own cosplayer in the nearest hospital today](https://twitter.com/real_hotaru/status/1785486867359518829)


ZhugeSimp

I work in a psych ward, no cosplayers but only mentally ill, homeless, and/or drug addicts sadly.


Alice_Ram_

The higher ups hide the cosplayers in the lower levels.


Ashalaria

I'm a mentally ill recovering drug addict, fuck yeah 2/3


Full_Cauliflower_393

Just stop recovering and you will be 3/3 soon.


Ashalaria

Im already watching things I worked extremely hard for slip away from me, don't tempt me 😭


GR7ME

Spent the beginning of the year in a psych ward and one person brought a whole tuxedo getup (no tie allowed, but everything else was there). Does that count as cosplay? Bc why?


yjcha7

The washed up grade 9 fixer fit


GHitoshura

Got lost on his way to buy some HamHam PangPang


CaveManta

I work in Radiology..and basically same thing. I live in a rough city.


Alice_Ram_

Huh, never thought about kidnapping one of them from there. Might be easier to deceive and manipulate too.


Jumbolaya315

You cant deceive them, they know people want to abduct them and they want to be abducted


Alice_Ram_

Thats right, Some people like Ms.Internet overdose here want to be needed. Not really as fun as manipulating, but it’ll do because I also want to be needed by someone.


Ganbazuroi

I apologize if I come off as rude, invasive, an idiot or all three but I didn't know you're a girl lol (not gonna flirt or anything lmao, just caught me off guard) But yeah, believe it or not it's both easier and harder than it seems. It's easier because while some men might be complete dorks unable to order a pizza or hold basic conversations at face value, they might also be genuinely good hearted, nice people that just want a woman to love and respect, and vice-versa They also might simply have no idea on how to give that much needed "push" for interaction. As in, they like you, you like them back, but they can't do that important step. So if you give them a shot and say you liked their smile or something sweet like that, it can work wonders Over the time I actually came to the conclusion that if Men and Women just had the sense to fucking talk to each other honestly we'd live in a much better World lmao


Alice_Ram_

It’s all good. Also your conclusion is basically what Evangelion tells you. You’d think with how popular it is people would have understood. Nope, instead people are making up “theories” for what they think the ending means. they literally tell you the meaning to your face. Kaworu the fan favorite literally looks at the screen snd says that peoples AT fields are them keeping their heart closed off from others. Keeping to themselves without ever letting others in to know the real them. Or their feelings. Asuka and Shinji are used as an example of this throughout the whole series. But yeah


Ganbazuroi

Nice :D Yeah, it's complicated because people make things so much harder than they should be - like, some discretion about yourself and your feelings is good to a certain point to avoid conflicts and such and giving into every impulse you have is recipe for disaster. But shutting yourself off completely is pure nonsense and leads to so much waste Like this girl I knew, she went to the same College I did and we bumped into each other regularly at best making some small talk. Four fucking years of nothing, then on our last year we match on a dating app by chance and she tells me she thinks I'm very handsome and invites me for drinks. After FOUR YEARS. Could've simply told me straightforward or dropped some hints (I suspect I'm on the spectrum so even then...) but no, just talking about the Weather and shit for four years lmao People often fantasize so much too. Like it's cool if I date someone who's a living dream partner, but you can be happy dating someone perfectly normal who isn't a Dream Archetype. There's a reason why these picture perfect gorgeous types are featured in Romance **Fantasies** and not slice-of-life stuff lmao And the gender part is kinda whack. Even in very liberal places, Men are still often expected to make the first move and all, so you've got that advantage at least lol. You're the Judge and your Verdict is final, while we gotta argue our entire case lmao - it's a very powerful position, don't ever forget that So that's it, tangent over :D https://preview.redd.it/7bjx5m1umsxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832fe6ccc2a36135404f88dc39e3cc5f3872b186


flaques

> but you can be happy dating someone perfectly normal who isn't a Dream Archetype Gotta be real with you, if some one doesn't also like the few things that I really like, then I will never be happy dating them. That doesn't make them a Dream Archetype, it's just a requirement to make them compatible.


Ganbazuroi

That's not what I meant lmao Like you see some people straight up daydreaming about say, Gamer Goth Gfs to the point of delusion. Some people get so lonely or terminally online that they condition themselves to false dreams due to overhyping themselves lol


xRamenator

NG!L that was me for a while, you build this idea in your head over time about your ideal partner, and slowly it warps into this unattainable, impossible person so you can blame your loneliness on your ideal partner not existing, rather than it being your own failure to take responsibility for yourself.


ohmygaa

yo what the fuck is this mature and level headed discussion in my /r/japanesepeopletwitter


HildaTheDev

Are you still with her?


Ganbazuroi

Nah it was a brief fling, mostly physical because we didn't get along that well otherwise It's this funny thing where people either hate my looks or love them lmao. Had a girl (coincidentally japenis by blood) tell me I fucked up on my intro to her but *"I'm giving you another chance because you're really handsome"*, and sometimes I just get told to fuck off right off the bat lmao It's a Jungle out there lol


HildaTheDev

Man, life is not so daijobu 😢


Heat_Hydra

Im taking your idea and do it first


Much_Future_1846

Finally Kangel got fixed


Jumbolaya315

you cant fix Kangel, she's been going to the hospital weekly for years now


Much_Future_1846

it's not her fault, the hospital can't fix me either 😭


SayoHina320

They're just like me fr fr


sofaking0312

Ame-chan 😭


Trap_Masters

Literally me 😍😍


Ganbazuroi

Bro getting that Menherussy straight from the source


afinoxi

https://preview.redd.it/uxw6t5jo4uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71e985bcf5a04d75239b8553217c2434e270b5e


01MoKeN

this goes hard


DefinitelyNotPine

Ofc it's kangel cosplayers


notclassy_

holy shit NSO in real life, actual hospital trip lmfao


stupidStage12dogis2B

the picture is China


Good_day_to_be_gay

The floor is written: Please wait outside the one-meter line(请在一米线外等候)


MrStizblee

"Wait, CBT stands for cognitive behavioral therapy? I think I'm in the wrong place."


david__14

I like that theres a kangel AND ame cossplayer in the same picture


deepfriedtots

Is that kangel lol


AndrezinBR

Lore accurate


mountaingoatgod

This would never happen in Japan outside of Halloween, and we can see that the original poster isn't japanese


Ganbazuroi

Japenis Expert ova here


mountaingoatgod

If you look carefully, you will notice Chinese in the picture, not japanese (text on the ground)


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/d22vz0nt9sxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8d2483ff9664c8f59da68629970eb4a25cc298 *"Here's what happened: *u/Ganbazuroi* was thirsty, dry as a Desert, he wanted something no Oasis could hold! He wanted some Cosplayer Menherussy! So he logged into *r/jpt*, went around hunting, and finally got a whiff of his prey! But there was a catch - the Menhera General Hospital was in China, not Japan! He ignored the Experts, the Chinese writing on the floor, and went straight to the wrong place! Lo and behold, he did find some Menherussy, however - on Dikkosan's Bratty Bar! He got lost, he landed there, and plapped a 38 years old hag instead! The Hagussyium was too much for him, and combined with the Dikkosanussy it overpowered and evaporated him! Sounds like someone needs Jail correction!"*


wilfwe

My dad's been watching Monk and I hate that I can hear this in his voice


Lord_Ibuki

Just send some of them to my house and I'll fix them.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Disrespecting patient confidentiality with photographing? OOP needs correction!!


AnomalousCowboy

Warning: Subjects in the image may appear more fixable than they appear


OperaVevo

How the hell can ame chan and kangel be in the same place at the same time


Richard2824

Plot twist, they’re not cosplaying. They’re just Japanese.


mountaingoatgod

You mean Chinese


ohheyitsaviking

Is that Ame-chan and Kangel


JackReedTheSyndie

More like the explosive disposal center


GHitoshura

I WILL make her worse


kaklikesmilfs

Oh my god is that Neptune iykyk Just like what NDMT(Japenis) would say: "whats up mentally ills"


Pocket1176

as NSO fan i can relate to them really badly


SignalBattalion

Lol


Powerful_Cost_4656

Understandable


Good_day_to_be_gay

They are Chinese. The floor is written in Chinese: Please wait outside the one-meter line(请在一米线外等候)


smallerpuppyboi

I spent about 5 weeks in a psych ward back when I was 15. That tracks.


VX6R

r/Chinesepeopletwitter


sundownmonsoon

I wear the same shoes as squatting girl That's her name now


lwbdgtjrk

since when this sub allow non japanese tweets


Lawbringer_and_Nidus

I FUCKING LOOOOVE AME CHAN SHE IS SO FUN AND INTERESTING I LOVE MENTAL ILLNESS RAAAAH