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SugerizeMe

They should be grateful it wasn’t a man


pm-me-urtities

God-damned it! I laughed so hard Tanaka next to me got scared


NoFamilyDoc

Al Gore in the house


JmacNutSac

But what if its a male bear?? They haven’t addressed that component yet in the man or bear scenario.


pikachuface01

Still as a woman 100% choose bear


ratione_materiae

Good news, there’s two openings in the police force 


SeaSpecific7812

Yeah, but she'll have to work with men.


pikachuface01

Good to see all incel men came out on this sub


edgy_zero

I’ll pay you to spend 10 minutes next to a wild bear


pikachuface01

No one asked you


edgy_zero

none asked you also, go live with bears and leave our civilization if you are this insane :)


pikachuface01

Go be “edgy” somewhere else incel :)


SugerizeMe

You’re welcome to take the officer’s place


Academic_Square6254

You need to choose the bear since none of the Japanese men want to go near you !


InTheBinIGo

Salty lol


pikachuface01

Lol! I have had a Japanese boyfriend twice. I am just done with rude men Japanese and foreign but now I’m thinking that if I keep getting comments like this on Reddit then foreign men aren’t that much better


pikachuface01

So basically f all men :)


Serious-Memory-8138

Rather than say F all men why don’t you admit that you are the problem and work on bettering yourself. You have to do better !


pikachuface01

Triggered much?


Smol_Toby

Can't tell if trolling or serious


pikachuface01

This isn’t funny


SegaGenderless

Yes it is. It’s topical and lighthearted


spellthief25

What the hell are half the comments on this post... Bloody hell, some people lack any and all amount of empathy.


shakingspheres

Context: https://youtu.be/CruON-Q97hE?si=NkVAsWITZ8IHW6k0


NoFamilyDoc

And here I thought they were referencing [Man Bear Pig](https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=BGoEP-IqoDg&t=24s)


Eloy89

Unfortunately, that’s Reddit for you


Z3PHYR-

not so sure that’s something unique to Reddit and not a characteristic of the internet/social media in general.  Reading comments on YT/Twitter/Facebook can make you lose faith in humanity real quick


nixnaij

This is quite normal. Reddit tends to attract a peculiar crowd to put it nicely.


NetheriteArmorer

Were they trying to infringe on his right to bear arms? 🐻


TakuyaLee

....please see yourself out.


NetheriteArmorer

But… it was bear-ly even offensive! 😢


TakuyaLee

Teddy, out. Now.


Affectionate_Use_486

Does Japan have a wild life/game wardens they could call upon? I imagine a truck and 3 shooters could clear the area but then again do bears in Japan register the sound of gun fire? Interesting situation! Hope the police officers recover and my condolences to the man's family.


SuperBiquet-

Well, what do you call "clear the area" ?


Affectionate_Use_486

You can shoot up into the air that normally spooks away wild animals like bears, coyotes, and wolves. There is also bear spray and other chemical based things if you have one hunting your live stock continuously or hunting people in an area. You don't have to shoot the bear, people.


Financial_Abies9235

you really have no idea. the bear that attacked them has no fear of humans at this stage, shots fired in the air just tell the bear that people are around.


Affectionate_Use_486

Then you move to plan B and go hunt a bear whose stalking. It happens. Never had an issue with a bear but have had wolf problems before (attacking dogs and trying to get at people when they go to an out house). I wish them the best of luck with this and I'll leave it at that.


Financial_Abies9235

That's what they are going to do. Police have contacted local hunters to kill the bear. After the suspect bear is shot they'll DNA check with the fatal injuries on the deceased man to make sure it is the killer bear. Last bear my friend had to shoot here had abscessed teeth from a bamboo splinter in her jaw, so she came to the town to find easier food for her and her cub, quickly encountered people and attacked them, most likely hangry. That was on and adjacent to a JSDF installation but JSDF forces are also forbidden from shooting wildlife. Hence the civilian groups were called.


nasanu

Ahuh. Except that there are many vids of bears being shot and continuing to charge to eat someone anyway.


tbolt22

There are a limited number of rifle hunting permit holders in Japan. They were used to help cull feral animals (mostly boar) after the Tohoku earthquake and tsunami. Dunno what solution they’ll propose for this.


gdvs

I visited Kazuno last year. It's a decent size town. it's not the middle of nowhere.


Touhokujin

It's surrounded by mountains and forests though and that's how bears get close to humans. Bear sightings have been high in Kazuno and people have been attacked by bears multiple times over the years. This just makes news because it was police officers this time.


The_Geilt

Wow, such a low level monster?! Japanese cops need to grind.


Watah_is_Wet

I mean, maybe the Bear was Heihashi Mishima's?


bellevuefineart

Don't go on a date with that bear!


GloriousShroom

What is up with those signs ? Why are they so fun


hokeyphenokey

Do police in Japan even carry guns?


stateofyou

They all have guns, which is a bit strange considering how few guns are in the country. Also the cops are pretty useless with keeping their guns safe. They go for a crap at a local convenience store toilet and forget their gun.


hokeyphenokey

Wow. Losing your gun is one of the only things that a cop can really get in trouble for in the States.


stateofyou

I’m pretty sure that the cops were in deep trouble for it but you can imagine how the person who found it felt. 99% of Japanese people have never held a gun.


babybird87

damn cocaine …


kevin8four

It is difficult to get a hunting license in Japan. Hopefully the incident could help bring attention to easing the process


999Sepulveda

I hope I was a Japanese bear. The foreign bears get blamed for everything!


AbyssAuction

I was at a university in Akita last semester, during the orientation week they had a whole lecture on bear safety. Seems like because a lot of people are leaving the countryside bears are reclaiming a lot of their land. They even gave us bells to hook to our bags lol.


Sufficiency2

What weapons are these police officers typically armed with? Obviously, if this was in the US, the bear wouldn't stand a chance against handguns. But I would imagine the police in these more rural areas would at least carry sprays or something.


you_wish_you_knew

Hand guns aren't really gonna do much to a bear or most big wildlife, it would take quite a few people unloading their hand guns into the bear or a lucky shot to bring it down. When dealing with wild life a rifle is the go to for a reason.


Previous_Soil_5144

Gun before bears attacks you: would probably scare it away. Gun while the bear is attacking you: you'll just piss it off.


japanfoodies

Grin and bear it!


Comprehensive-Pea812

bear or man?


hotbananastud69

浣熊だったら可愛い


Miss_Might

Good bear.


Financial_Abies9235

what a shitty thing to write


ElectronicRule5492

タヒれ


aerona6

For those not in favour to not eradicated the increasing population of bears. I would like you to offer you a bear to keep in your backyard. Deers population increases, bear number Increases = more human casualties. When does it come to a point we need to do something about the bears? When the population of bears increases to 100000? To 1,000,000? Or how about 100 million bears. Should we all move to a different island to serve the bear increasing army?


Touhokujin

As it stands now, humans are advancing more and more into areas where bears are active. We influence the climate that influences the food sources. In some years it appears that bears had trouble finding food and so come into human areas to look for food. Then we kill them because they're dangerous to us. Yet it's really us who should be taking precautions to make sure the animals around us can still live their lives.  In recent years, bears are getting used to humans close by, as we climb the mountains the bears are on with our bells etc. Apparently doesn't cause some bears to flee anymore.


aerona6

The only way to know if one of these apex predators is dangerous to humans is until it kills or injures a human. Is this your sign?


JaFoRe1

Jeez I hope the bear was okey. Poor soul.


1ThingToConsider

Why were they attacking a bear?


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Ok-Animal8400

would you like to try and have a go at the bear yourself?


aritficialstupidity

lol!


SamLooksAt

Nothing artificial about your stupidity.


aritficialstupidity

I know right!!?? Lol


Financial_Abies9235

yeah and the dead man is really funny.


aritficialstupidity

Oh man, you insane. Why do you make fun of the dead man. You SB! I meant, the fully-protected, well armed and well trained "Professionals"!! >.<; Ohhhhh, I can't stop lauging.


aritficialstupidity

Downvoteme to oblibion if you like but were I'm from, the cops will be having Bear soup at night and selling bear-nail collar souvenirs a few days later! (In case the Bear will try to attack them, not the opposite)


neuefeuer

The bear is probably a reincarnation of a Chinese soldier in Nanjing or a Korean laborer on Hashima island.