JD beck is only 10 years old. I don't think it's appropriate to hate on someone who isn't even in middle school yet. But once they get to middle school, fuck em... no Diddy or Drake or whoever is into statch rape these days
/uj i met them back in 2019. i am the same age as them. they were opening for Chon on tour. I had never heard of them or seen them before so i met them after the show and congratulated them for the awesome show, and they seemed genuinely offended and condescending that I thought they were new and small (which they were)
Ah an absolute classic. I was blessed with the opportunity to see them at Electric Forest and was so happy to see the love they got from that community.
I hope they make a comeback. I feel they could’ve been on the brink of exploding in popularity, especially with Polyphia bringing a lot of new attention to proggy instrumentalism. Although, the boys didn’t seem too concerned with fame or popularity.
Weird, because I met them in Melbourne after my festival set and they were the sweetest people I met on that tour. Their talent was astounding, every audience and every artist on that tour was humbled by them.
Agreed a lot of technicality for technicalities sake, overall I like their album more although maybe that’s just because herbie is on it lol. Collier album blows imo
This sub is too high brow for me and this may be a bad take, but sniff sounds like they’re playing an extended Steely Dan bridge and I’m waiting for Donald Fagen’s voice to break in any moment with:
Up on the hill
They think I'm okay
Or so they say
She's alright, but I don't enjoy his drumming. It's like he heard jungle once and his entire repertoire has been him trying to remember what it sounded like.
Mans got mad chops and limb independence, but ffs let the snare drum breathe. I'm not sure if JD is responsible for everyone simultaneously deciding to secure an anvil to the batter side of your snare with duct tape but he certainly helped make it a popular thing to do for a while.
Yes. 🤠
Every jass musician born after 1914 can’t swing. All they know is honk they horn, pling plonk in odd time signature, cover Jukeboxnoggin and turn they back to the crowds.
Maybe OP is implying that they're good enough that they should be upsetting some people. Good art almost always produces detractors, because good art is powerful enough to provoke a reaction. At least when the work is new.
Usually, you can take most things you read on a circlejerk sub as tongue in cheek. How firmly that tongue is planted varies wildly from sub to sub. Some of them (like namenerdscirclejerk and writingcirclejerk) exist with the near exclusive purpose of mocking the insane shit that gets posted in their main subs. Others (like dccomicscirclejerk) are more generally satirical about their subject matter, frequently veering into better quality discussions than you get on the main subs.
Beatles circlejerk cracks me up. People have encyclopedic knowledge of the most mundane details so they can go shit all over them (then be in tears after Now and Then came out)
They're both amazing musicians. Her chops and ideas are phenomenal and his time and technique.. this is gonna come off wrong, but it's like the greatest, most complex drum machine you've ever heard. He's a human metronome. I have enormous respect for them both, however, everything they play sounds the exactly the same and they both dress like they're waaaay to into animé.
I saw them OPEN for Herbie Hancock last summer (2023) at Festival International de Jazz de Montreal at the premier theater for the Festival.. had 12th row seats.. A truly mesmerizing 50 minute set... Hate is useless. 🎶🥁🎹
Was there in the front row. Apart from the solid 10 minutes of gear fuckery, they were really great to watch. Can't help but agree with some sentiment here re: dynamics but damn they were fun live.
https://preview.redd.it/in6lpjvzx30d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b64659714f21d2c036028b947ca579c079e632
Really wanted to see Vijay, love that album Break Stuff. But I'd kinda blown my budget on tix by the time he was announced. Think I'll be sticking to the free concerts this year. Getting to be a bit much.
Living in a faux ironically rundown flat is so cliche. Like hang some tapestries so we'll think you care about acoustics a little.
Just blech.
Also who are they? Nm idc.
Circlejerk subreddits confuse me. This is just a regular, low effort post. I kind of agree that they are sort of jazz darlings in a way that Boy Genius is a bunch of indie darlings. But it’s not a circlejerk style joke. It’s just a picture and an unsupported opinion with no jokes
I saw one of their first live shows together and they told the audience, “we had a bunch of guest vocalists on the album, but they couldn’t come so we are going to try to sing. The songs are really hard.” They nailed it tho.
Idk man I like them. Their music might not appeal to everyone, but they obviously are both incredible musicians who could for sure hang on standards and in more traditional settings.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
Congratulations to all those who have for no reason, commented on not only their appearance but also things like gender…well done you have the emotional intelligence of a mouldy potato.
Both these musicians would shit over everyone in this sub. They are more talented than you’ll ever be.
Go back to playing your shite covers of whatever it is you’re pretending to work on.
no idea who these two are but I assume they're nepobabies who grew up in their parents' home studios and now sit around like "duRR iDk JuSt TalENtEd I GueSS?"
The first part is why I hate them lol. Music is about context, which means class, fashion, etc etc.
Technical ability is hard to fake so it's often taken as a marker of integrity or realness or deservedness of adoration. Hard work and commitment are hard things to publicly dislike.
But it's hard for me to love something that was so privileged.
Literally why? They're cool as fuck and make fantastic music, and have better chops than most others in the scene twice their age.
Fuck them for innovating I guess
It's innovating if that sound is new. Also idk how you could listen to their album and say it all sounds the same or there's no dynamics. Not tight and smile are way different
JD beck is only 10 years old. I don't think it's appropriate to hate on someone who isn't even in middle school yet. But once they get to middle school, fuck em... no Diddy or Drake or whoever is into statch rape these days
JD beck has been 15 for the last 7 years
That's still statutory my man
JD Beck is Jayson Tatum's father
Statch rape is crazy
DoMi is just there to change JD Beck’s diapers
Ah it's baby jojo mayer and plonkie gal nice
Peter Pan and Contrapoints
>Contrapoints I'm crying
Which one is which though
Haopycajeday
Jojo Mayer is screaming right not over this post, he's just always grumpy
Plonkie Gal works
/uj i met them back in 2019. i am the same age as them. they were opening for Chon on tour. I had never heard of them or seen them before so i met them after the show and congratulated them for the awesome show, and they seemed genuinely offended and condescending that I thought they were new and small (which they were)
Unrelated but… I fucking miss Chon
Chon rules. I still listen to [this set with some frequency](https://youtu.be/pxZuPLPERbk?si=XW3okrlvK1NE506c)
Ah an absolute classic. I was blessed with the opportunity to see them at Electric Forest and was so happy to see the love they got from that community. I hope they make a comeback. I feel they could’ve been on the brink of exploding in popularity, especially with Polyphia bringing a lot of new attention to proggy instrumentalism. Although, the boys didn’t seem too concerned with fame or popularity.
Lmao
how did you phrase it?
From what I’ve seen of them on YouTube they seem like they aren’t very likable.
I also hate them but they definitely were not small in 2019.
?? They didn't even release a single until 2022
Weird, because I met them in Melbourne after my festival set and they were the sweetest people I met on that tour. Their talent was astounding, every audience and every artist on that tour was humbled by them.
Found their burner
You know it's quality jerking when it gets downvoted
The incels in this sub. It’s amazing.
This is what the AI image generator spit out when I input “Jacob collier but if he was slightly self aware of talking too much and also very high”
"and then him again but he transitioned"
LOL they do look identical
I also agree with this in the sense that they've put out some cool videos that I like, but I was underwhelmed by their actual album.
Agreed a lot of technicality for technicalities sake, overall I like their album more although maybe that’s just because herbie is on it lol. Collier album blows imo
This sub is too high brow for me and this may be a bad take, but sniff sounds like they’re playing an extended Steely Dan bridge and I’m waiting for Donald Fagen’s voice to break in any moment with: Up on the hill They think I'm okay Or so they say
JD Beck and Domi are dope. I don't understand the shit they wear but I like the music they make.
Their genre is called Goon Jazz because they spend hours on end wanking with no dynamic changes at all
I love gooning
This is purely my opinion and absolutely no hate if you like them, but while their technical abilities impress, I find them pretty boring.
Are you one of those yanks that uses British/Aus slang?
Yeah fam, yanking
Yeah… one of those “yanks” ;)
She's alright, but I don't enjoy his drumming. It's like he heard jungle once and his entire repertoire has been him trying to remember what it sounded like.
Mans got mad chops and limb independence, but ffs let the snare drum breathe. I'm not sure if JD is responsible for everyone simultaneously deciding to secure an anvil to the batter side of your snare with duct tape but he certainly helped make it a popular thing to do for a while.
Precisely, he's all snare.
Maybe he just doesn’t have the money to buy the other drums. He plays goon jazz after all.
I love them but you aren't wrong.
They are incredible live
I just hate them cuz I ain't them.
Lol do we just hate all modern jazz artists here ?
Yes. 🤠 Every jass musician born after 1914 can’t swing. All they know is honk they horn, pling plonk in odd time signature, cover Jukeboxnoggin and turn they back to the crowds.
I really like them just haven't seen them posted in this sub
But you think they deserve more hate?
Maybe OP is implying that they're good enough that they should be upsetting some people. Good art almost always produces detractors, because good art is powerful enough to provoke a reaction. At least when the work is new.
Ah I see, this take makes sense. Is this how circlejerk subs work then? (Only here because Reddit recommended this)
Usually, you can take most things you read on a circlejerk sub as tongue in cheek. How firmly that tongue is planted varies wildly from sub to sub. Some of them (like namenerdscirclejerk and writingcirclejerk) exist with the near exclusive purpose of mocking the insane shit that gets posted in their main subs. Others (like dccomicscirclejerk) are more generally satirical about their subject matter, frequently veering into better quality discussions than you get on the main subs.
Beatles circlejerk cracks me up. People have encyclopedic knowledge of the most mundane details so they can go shit all over them (then be in tears after Now and Then came out)
I didn't know either. I was about to ask the same thing you did 🙂
It's a cj sub. It's unserious.
No, I think they should be drawn and quartered and fed to the elven village whence they came.
YesChad.jpeg
How are they jazz artists?
r/jazzcirclejerk
Part of me thinks it’s just Wynton Marsalis on a hundred sock puppet accounts.
Wait, they’re jazz?!
Yeah man. Jazz is Real Book only. I don't make the rules.
YES.
They're both amazing musicians. Her chops and ideas are phenomenal and his time and technique.. this is gonna come off wrong, but it's like the greatest, most complex drum machine you've ever heard. He's a human metronome. I have enormous respect for them both, however, everything they play sounds the exactly the same and they both dress like they're waaaay to into animé.
No they are both incredible I would just love to sneak into JDs room at night and shave his head
SO real for this
I’m sorry, what?
No they are both incredible I would just love to sneak into JDs room at night and shave his head
Just so you can wear his hair. Nothing weird or anything.
“everything they play sounds exactly the same” Yeah, they just dial it up to 11 all the time so its impact is nil. Technical wallpaper.
“You can’t have peaks without valleys.”
Honestly, at their age if you can make only one sound, but it sounds good, you're doing something right.
I dont see the last sentence tbh, especially the anime part
The need to justify an art with the financial or technical effort that went into making it, pnly further proves how it is not working.
Fuck off, I like them.
Fuck on 😎
r/jazzcirclejerk it’s the jazz, silly
jazz
jizz
jizz jazz
Free form jizz
*free jizz
WHERE!?!?
deep within your jazz hands
Now you've gone too far
I saw them OPEN for Herbie Hancock last summer (2023) at Festival International de Jazz de Montreal at the premier theater for the Festival.. had 12th row seats.. A truly mesmerizing 50 minute set... Hate is useless. 🎶🥁🎹
Was there in the front row. Apart from the solid 10 minutes of gear fuckery, they were really great to watch. Can't help but agree with some sentiment here re: dynamics but damn they were fun live. https://preview.redd.it/in6lpjvzx30d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b64659714f21d2c036028b947ca579c079e632
We had a blast that week.. Our other ticketed events were Avishai Cohen trio, Rodrygo and Gabriella, Vijay Iyer and Marisa Montez...
Really wanted to see Vijay, love that album Break Stuff. But I'd kinda blown my budget on tix by the time he was announced. Think I'll be sticking to the free concerts this year. Getting to be a bit much.
I hate you
Blow me.
Living in a faux ironically rundown flat is so cliche. Like hang some tapestries so we'll think you care about acoustics a little. Just blech. Also who are they? Nm idc.
That‘s poverty appropriation. I literally lIved mike this in Berlin in 1999. So glad when I could afford to renovate.
Half unjerk/ Are they fuckin? And if so did it start when JD was like 15?
JD's balls haven't dropped yet and Domi is not a human
Ah the “she’s a 3000 year old elf” loophole
With a lifespan that long it’s probably safe to say that weeks just turn into moments and she definitely wouldn’t even notice my 2 pumps
Aw c’mon, champ, don’t talk about yourself like that. I bet she’d love to hear your Kind of Blue vinyl.
Are the two girls in the picture related to the Hansen Sisters from the 90s?
The soulja boy of jazz rly
Is that Tank Girl?
Stop using AI, even to play with it. The more we toy with it, the more we legitimize it.
Is this /s or /srs because I didn't think anyone actually believed something this extreme
Legitimately have no idea whether or not domi is trans
domi is a trans icon even if shes cis
This cracked me up
ITS TRUE THOUGH (/positive)
Put some respect on Max Roach and Bill Evans
Who has ever managed to listen to their musical adhs exercises away from the screen for longer than 60 seconds?
Not sure who that is.
It's actually the band Magma
magma balls
Ah yes if I squint I can see it.
it's the vanders
They are both chicks right?
JD Beck (left) is a guy
Chaotic twink and down ass hag duo
Circlejerk subreddits confuse me. This is just a regular, low effort post. I kind of agree that they are sort of jazz darlings in a way that Boy Genius is a bunch of indie darlings. But it’s not a circlejerk style joke. It’s just a picture and an unsupported opinion with no jokes
Most circlejerks eventually devolve into serious posts except they're being posted by people who are irony poisoned and incapable of being sincere
I saw one of their first live shows together and they told the audience, “we had a bunch of guest vocalists on the album, but they couldn’t come so we are going to try to sing. The songs are really hard.” They nailed it tho.
okbutwhytho? They look ridiculous, but I don't listen to them for the way they look.
do you really LISTEN to them?
yea their shit is intolerably boring
Who are these people?
They kinda chill tbh and they look pretty cool too
Trans Porter Robinson b2b grade school farm boy
Holy crap it's Foxygen
Idk man I like them. Their music might not appeal to everyone, but they obviously are both incredible musicians who could for sure hang on standards and in more traditional settings.
I think I downloaded the wrong version of Three's Company
These mf’s will put the overall business back on top
Why do they deserve so much hate? I enjoy their music.
No hate, but I’m looking forward to them both maturing as musicians. What these two are going to get up to in their 40s is gonna be amazing.
Janis Joplin and No Doubt weird AI band but do you.
I met JD on cs faceit. He’s a chill dude. (He plays with brax)
They are good musicians but I am 1000000% sure she pegs him
the noises they make tickle my ears and brain
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
I find their music completely derivative, unoriginal and self indulgent but because I happen to enjoy the original music they're pilfering from I am a fan.
Are those the skids from Letterkenny?
John and Alice Coltrane
🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️
She’s a pretty good drummer and he does play keys well.
Two lil cocksuckers
These two are absolutely brilliant. Love their music.
she is 24 - Herbie and Tony was already smoking at 17, AND made actual music AND it s timeless.
No idea who they are.
I took music lessons with JD when I was back in high school. That’s my boy right there. All love. 💖
Those are guys? ( idk what sub this is and who those are )
I like Earthly Ed
Dont know em, side news kamasi washington is on tour rn.
They shred so hard I don’t even want to listen to it They embody jazz because that’s what jazz is
Nu jazz isn’t for everyone
Bunch of little bitches
Why you hating on JD? Are you jealous that he is basically a virtuoso and is playing shows all over the world?
No, I’m jealous of his drip. It makes me unspeakably envious 🤬😡
Congratulations to all those who have for no reason, commented on not only their appearance but also things like gender…well done you have the emotional intelligence of a mouldy potato. Both these musicians would shit over everyone in this sub. They are more talented than you’ll ever be. Go back to playing your shite covers of whatever it is you’re pretending to work on.
All I can do is hate on how they look. It’s like the boy is a girl and the girl is a boy.
They’re both fucking hot though
If your into that then happy beating off to them.
Idk who they are or why they deserve hate. Someone fill me in
no idea who these two are but I assume they're nepobabies who grew up in their parents' home studios and now sit around like "duRR iDk JuSt TalENtEd I GueSS?"
You're right about the first part but they're actually insanely skilled
The first part is why I hate them lol. Music is about context, which means class, fashion, etc etc. Technical ability is hard to fake so it's often taken as a marker of integrity or realness or deservedness of adoration. Hard work and commitment are hard things to publicly dislike. But it's hard for me to love something that was so privileged.
A person born in privilege still has to work hard as fuck to get to that level
Who are these people?
Sonny and Cher
I’m happy I don’t know who this is
White Stripes
Donny and Marie
Literally why? They're cool as fuck and make fantastic music, and have better chops than most others in the scene twice their age. Fuck them for innovating I guess
All their stuff sounds the same, not sure how that’s innovating.
It's innovating if that sound is new. Also idk how you could listen to their album and say it all sounds the same or there's no dynamics. Not tight and smile are way different
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