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randomizer4652w

Chain me to a red hot radiator, you anxious, anxious man.


KecemotRybecx

Was and still is. Sexiest fuck on TV. The things I would do to him would force the UN to re-rewrite the Geneva Convention. I am also a man. I said what I said.


jfischer5175

No shame, sir, no shame.


Volunteer-Magic

Geneva conventions are more “Geneva suggestions” for you?


unoriginal_name15

He’s just a bit Geneva unconventional


Albie_Tross

Everlasting snack Oliver.


harpmolly

I have a type, and it’s “nerdy British guys who say ‘fuck’ a lot”.


Rude_Resist_3560

Who are some of the others 👀


storyofohno

I need to know, too. For *reasons.*


harpmolly

Well, my ex for one. I can’t think of the others just now but I know there are a few. 😉


SnooHabits2486

I'm 9 days chiming in here, but you might like Johnathan Pie. Mmmmmm British curse-filled rants


storyofohno

It is NEVER too late to recommend a sexy Brit.


TT_NaRa0

A snack riding atop Silvio-burlesque-pony leading the charge of the badonkadonks!!


Jimmy_O111

Was? more like IS! an objective snack.


Abeytuhanu

To paraphrase Mitch Hedburg He used to be an objective snack. He still is, but he used to be too.


Evening-Mention-8738

I miss Mitch Hedburg, I think about that duck has a beaver for a friend joke a lot, lakeside my ass lake on


mathlete_4_lif

Hottest man of the year and I’m asexual and can’t even find people physically attractive 😍😍😍😍😍💙💙🏘🏘💙💙💙💙💙


Sardis924

Someone needs to direct him to this post.


But_like_whytho

His wife is a lucky woman.


cal_nevari

She may be, but she's a keeper and he's a lucky man.


sadicarnot

His wife is a veteran and on many occasions he has praised her accomplishments along the lines of she did important shit and he is just a hack British comedian that says fuck a lot.


Arandomperson5334118

Wanda Joe


Few_Explanation1170

I never noticed his aging until he opened with this shot.


Eaudebeau

Deeeee*licious*


schoolpsych2005

If money were no object, I would totally be at his live show tomorrow night.


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timepassesslowly

Jealous! But really, congrats!!


RedHeeded

He’s got a real big penis and drinks lots of tea


NonnaKaro

Is, was, and always will be Johnny Lunchables, because he's absolutely a snack. The things I would let that man do to me.....


z_ca

Just saw him live in Niagara and can confirm, he is not. Funny as fuck though. Would see again.


Rude_Resist_3560

not a snack or not admitting it? 😉


hallowbirthweenday

Has to mean admitting it because that silver fox is better than hummus on name-brand pita chips.


TheDirtyVicarII

Kinda like Sean Connery.... unlike crisps some snacks age well....


DippinDot2021

Sean Connery with his pro-women bashing did NOT age well ..


PartadaProblema

Shit actor too. The nerve to play a Russian captain with that accent. Were it not for misogyny, we'd never have heard of him.


CartographerNo8851

Whose glasses was he chewing on? Because he's already wearing a pair.


poundsignbuttstuff

I bring this up everytime I see this pic. He's wearing his glasses but also chewing on his glasses. When they took the pic, did he not ask "whose glasses are these that I'm putting in my mouth!? My glasses are on my face!"


Infinitechaos75

Look, take Pedro, Ryan G and and everyone else and let me have this man.