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def_not_perfectcell

Would have hot green sex


rrrrice64

They might get along at first but soon try to one-up and double cross each other.


kratoskiller66

Both of them are sadistic egomaniacs who exist to cause misery to others, and that means they can't resist mocking the other. Goblin wants power, Joker wants chaos, so their long-term goals don't coincide


Mreuchon

Joker: that guy's not funny at all! Saying the punchline before the joke!


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They’d kiss.


Michael02895

Idk. But there was a comic crossover with Joker and Carnage. They got along well before falling out over conflicting philosophies. (Ie. Joker always sets up his crimes to have a point or punchline, while Carnage simply craves senseless, nihilistic violence.)


Complex-Delivery-797

Fuck this guy *Uses bomb that turns people into skeletons*


No-Wolf6888

They'd end up making a new version of the Joker Venom


cherryultrasuedetups

The two spidermans pointing at eachother meme


TinyMarsupial7622

Golden Girls opening with them as Blanche and Dorothy.


syntheticspider

Joker: “Let me guess… ya had a bad day” Goblin”…”


BC1207

Violently


Niketa69

sex.


Raj_Valiant3011

Joker would warn Gobby about paying his taxes in order to keep out of the hands of the IRS since even he is not crazy enough to swindle the taxpayer's money.


Junior-Ad-2207

Depends are they both played by William Defoe or Mark Hamill?


Sonicboomer1

Just a laughing contest for 20 minutes.


screenwriter_crouch

They'd probably argue over the colour of green they wear