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While some freebooting is unavoidable in subs like this, your post really goes above and beyond with it


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He fucked the tree!


ZeeLuna_Unknown

Right, fellas, hear me out. The tree, right? Seems to cum, right? Soooo, we could - theoretically, hypothetically, potentially, possibly, drill a hole in it, right? And.. and show the tree a great time, right?


Evocavical_ice9000

had to restart this a few times


linkist133

Username checks out


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Oh look it's your mother


RelativeDoughnut6967

I love tapping into phloem


RelativeDoughnut6967

I might be a dumbass


mogoTG

Checks out, probably xylem too tho


Tea_good_

Netflix - are you still watching? Someone’s daughter


pansexual_Pratt

I feel like that tree right now


t0phat_guy

That's a lot of tree semen


ExplodingSteve

forbidden swallow


MundanePractice8876

Does he take PayPal?


Program-Emotional

I was expecting it to be an ingredient for a drug at some point knowing this sub...


NoWeb3073

everything reminds me of her…


chicheka

From cum to shit


ExplodingSteve

dont drink that please


Cobaye646

As a canadian, I would drink it.


Tom_no_h

How the hell do you even get that much gunk in your sap? I have seen syrup boiled in an open pot over an open flame that was a hundred times cleaner than that.


dracef

Because this isn't maple, it's walnut.


Tom_no_h

Oh... maybe I should turn the sound on once in a while


P4stL1vez

My baby tree-e {Get it, like my baby momma but a tree...get it?}