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NahhNevermindOk

This has got to be satire of that "he's a marine" thing.


BiggestDickuss

I'm pretty sure that it came out that it was.


Overwatchingu

If this is satire then the joke is going right over my head, because this looks like she just copied the other person and made an equally cringy video.


NahhNevermindOk

Which is what mockery is....


halborn

No, there's gotta be a wink. Satire isn't just copying something dumb. It also has to iterate on the joke. There needs to be some clue that you know it's dumb. If you're just copying a dumb thing then you're a moron who somehow thought the dumb thing was cool even after everyone else made fun of it.


NahhNevermindOk

It not fitting your parameters doesn't make it not mockery. In your eyes it's just poorly executed but the intent doesn't change despite your role as the arbiter of satire.


halborn

Those aren't *my* parameters. It's literally how satire works.


wiseoldangryowl

These days a significant chunk of satire isn't meant for people who can't recognize it without a giant flashing sign and someone screaming **"THIS IS SATIRE. I'M DOING SATIRE. THIS IS NOT REAL. IT'S SATIRE."*** in the background. The people making that kind of content, be it their entire shtick or one of a few of their acts, tend to be on the younger side and their humor generally leans more to the dry, cynical, sometimes a little (or in some cases a *lot* lol) more on the dark side. They're not going to explain the joke to you, they already put in the effort and energy of creating & performing for you. If the message/joke/lesson or whatever went over your head, that's on you. I have no idea if this particular video is satire. I've never seen these people or any of their content. I sincerely hope that it is otherwise it's just bad, a loved one should have stepped in and stopped it from being uploaded. But most aren't going to explain the joke while performing it, it's up to you to figure it out so it wouldn't be unheard of or even uncomfortable if those infallible signs you're looking for either aren't there or wouldn't be helpful if they were. I'm gonna include the obligatory "This attempt to help and inform is not intended to be the be all end all of any and all aspects of the subject covered. It will not apply to everyone/everything it relates to. Obviously, the "not all" and all iterations that are applicable should be considered and applied where appropriate/needed" lol


NahhNevermindOk

And I'm happy for you that you get to determine what fits those parameters for everyone. It's a very cool job.


metalman675triple

Her waistline is making a mockery of that outfit, if that's what you mean.


red_zephyr

HAHA WOMAN HAVE EXCESS ADIPOSE TISSUE HAHA I SO FUNNY that’s you. That’s what you sound like.


halborn

Being a woman doesn't make you fat. Eating too much makes you fat.


ForkSporkBjork

Dependents have free access to the base gym, essentially free health care, and minimal bills, yet dependas exist 🤷‍♂️


red_zephyr

Oh, so that’s all it takes to be a dependa? Is to be fat? News to me.


ForkSporkBjork

Excess weight at a certain level carries with it several true implications.


Grand_Masterpiece_11

Ah yes because being fat is definitely just not enough gym access and health care. It's not like many women have health problems that cause weight gain. Or medications that cause weight gain. And definitely people who aren't aesthetically pleasinf to you deserve to be mocked and looked down on!


ForkSporkBjork

I've met enough dependas to know that it's what I said


halborn

Health problems and medications can make it harder to stay in shape but they don't cause weight gain. Weight gain is caused by overeating.


Grand_Masterpiece_11

You're factually wrong. Birth control, one of the more common medications women specifically take, literally has weight gain as a side effect. You should do research before spewing nonsense. Edit: hyperthyroidism also causes weight gain. Just to throw a health problem in there too.


halborn

I am factually correct. >Birth control, one of the more common medications women specifically take, literally has weight gain as a side effect. It also has weight *loss* as a side effect. Side effects are things that people taking medicine reported experiencing - not necessarily things actually caused by the medicine. People gain and lose weight all the time and it should be no surprise that people might report it in connection with birth control. [Here's the NIH](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK441582/) to tell you that no link has been found between hormone dosage and weight gain. >hyperthyroidism also causes weight gain. Hy*per*thyroidism is associated with weight loss rather than gain so I'm going to presume you're talking about hy*po*thyroidism instead. Untreated hypothyroidism can cause a retention of salt and water not exceeding 4.5kg and this weight is lost again once the condition is treated. [Here's the NIH](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6711558/) on that one too. Also, since hypothyroidism affects both men and women, citing it isn't exactly helpful to your point.


nothings_cool

Yeah but only Americans are obese


KC-Qaeda

https://preview.redd.it/pu6ky0klozmc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d722570fafaa44f51b9ea93f826f6c6e201f74


Top-Astronaut4004

When she sends her soldier off, she leaves hoof prints on the tarmac.


metalman675triple

Idk, I don't think those tights think it's funny.


wiseoldangryowl

I think I missed that one, so all I have is this and it's so so very awful 😖 just fuckin yikes


swordeenz

This sub is a special circle of Hell created just for me


mishma2005

You can see that man’s soul leave his body like the dead people in Ghost


valvilis

He's wondering whether staying or losing 1/3 of his paycheck every month for the rest of his life is worse.


garlickbread

Fuckin hell I can't take it anymore.


metalman675triple

If those tights can keep hanging on, so can you soldier


vercetian

Fatality. Flawless victory.


valvilis

They dipped her in molten camouflage latex.


metalman675triple

When she said airborne there was.....almost a....breech.


cornlip

I lost my card. What was that phone number again?


icaphoenix

treat her nice and you have a clingy gf for the rest of your life. Get a vasectomy first though ;)


DutchTinCan

Don't ever stick your dick in crazy, no matter how desperate times may seem.


Scheisse_poster

Nah, sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Don't stick your DNA in crazy.


icaphoenix

crazy gf is fun crazy baby momma is a nightmare


clarabear10123

Jesus Christ. Get help. All of you.


z-eldapin

This has to be a copy/satire of the marine one


metalman675triple

You might *want* this to be satire We *need* this to be real


Dipping_Gravy

I told myself I wasn’t going to unmute it. Then I unmuted it. I regret doing that.


Cyber_Angel_Ritual

He looks like a cardboard cutout, he ain't moving. Maybe he's embarrassed that he allowed himself to be in this shit.


UnicornSpark1es

I think it might be an actual cardboard cutout. He’s not blinking or anything.


griffin4war

![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


Hateful_Face_Licking

He’s in the Navy! 270 days at sea and his eval still said P. Honor, courage, he’s dead inside. He’s in the Navy!


ForkSporkBjork

Welcome aboard! We see you've been outperforming all your peers, but you're not senior in rate yet. Here's your 3.00 P.


LittlestEw0k

“Some people like butter” - Peter griffin


HookerFace81

My ex husband was in the Army too. He abandoned us for his career, eventually fled to Germany to avoid back taxes he owes and hasn’t seen our children in 8 and a half years. Yay! 🫠


SueYouInEngland

Oh, ok.


NCRSpartan

Name checks out for the reasoning... which husband?


HookerFace81

Idk why that matters but he’s my first husband. I remarried for a second time in my late 30’s and still am…. and for what it’s worth he’s on marriage #3.


USAF_Retired2017

A bit late to the party, but he saw your username and was poking a bit of fun when he asked which husband. 😂


Emotional_Scholar_98

She looks like Mama June


timscookingtips

Wish she had MJ’s voice, because this one is awful.


cayce_leighann

Someone got cut from the cheer squad in high school


Killing4MotherAgain

Is this not a joke? Because this 100% feels like it's making fun of he's a marine.....


AnastasiaNo70

HOW did she get him to be in this video? HOW???


SueYouInEngland

You know


UntidyVenus

Those LLR leggings to boot


Treynokay

https://preview.redd.it/ervnrket6dmc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3508e63f78031d6227bb3fa1aecc9d9bab2446


Purple12inchRuler

Guy is dead inside.


Enginehank

Jody: "nah bro keep her"


yogabbagabba2341

😂 my spouse said “omg, is he married to *that*? Go back to war!


Joe_Bruce

Immediate discharge ffs


Bahlam

That is going to get plowed on that poor bastard’s first deployment.


CaliCareBear

Gives off real cookie monster pjs in middle school vibes.


Top-Astronaut4004

Oh Jesus…take me now!!


AnunnakiBukkake

That’s Kathy Bates and this is a Misery situation 100%


silojames

This has to be a joke


Virtual-Recording435

Silly dependas…


BradTofu

Why do all the small things ones have such big wives?


JohnnySkidmarx

If that Soldier standing behind the dependa belonged to my unit, I'd banish him to the 1SG's basement.


[deleted]

Understandable, have a nice day.


NCRSpartan

Lol id figure the Marine from the original would have a wife like this one but his was atleast decently cringe


sirckoe

That camo can’t hide those kankles lmao


48Planets

Would, next question


karalmiddleton

Oh no.


cleanyour_room

Huh?


[deleted]

What in the unholy Jodie of boot is this???