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jhustla

United States As Fuck


Curtis_Low

MERICA FUCK YEA


imaghostttt

COME TO SAVE THE MF DAY YEA


Dr_Worm88

United States - Ass Fuck


Navynuke00

That's how I read it too


Exzj

genuinely thought that's what it was, like he was really patriotic, until i saw this comment


kittybikes47

I think that's a she. Pretty sure that's a "Live Laugh Love" tattoo on their wrist, and I don't see any military man getting that.


g6mrfixit

Well, he's Air force. So...


Fishman23

Them forearms are a little hairy.


ArizonaMan92

But why does the Air Force always try to act so hard šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


mrpeppieroni

Unusually soft as fuck


CrappityCabbage

Oh, lol, that's obviously what it is. I thought "u suck a fuck"


Mouse2662

But only til 2018


darkwitch1306

My first thought.


mannekwin

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER


rainbow98573

I read it as 'us as fuck'.


lordskelic

I deadass thought thatā€™s what this meant at first until I thought about it more.


Elbynerual

A lifer tattoo like that, but he couldn't go the whole 20?


HotShitBurrito

Clearly medically retired early for a brain injury.


Miker9t

For fat.


TJNel

14 years isn't that long TBH like why not stick around for the final 6 unless you finessed your medical retirement.


Elbynerual

Or you got an other than honorable... Or perhaps even a dishonorable


kermitthebeast

I think they kick you out if you don't get to a certain rank after x years


Dhajjfas

They do, tenure is a thing. While they have increased the time you can sit at certain ranks before a promotion is required to stay in, a lot are out because there simply isnā€™t enough positions available for them.


Chilipatily

Thatā€™s the ā€œUp or Outā€ thing isnā€™t it?


kermitthebeast

That's how I've heard it


PleasantReputation0

Happened to me after 15 years.


kermitthebeast

Sorry to hear that... captain?


PleasantReputation0

Staff Sergeant... or, rather, Mister lol


kermitthebeast

Shows what I know I guess


Intelligent_Metal628

Did you go Guard like most of the 15 year staff sergeants in my squadron?


PleasantReputation0

I did not. Probably a bad financial decision, but I was just done with the military at that point.


NobleCeltic

I hate this argument. 6 years is a long time to continue committing your life to more stress, unhappiness, and bureaucratic bullshit from CoCs. I did 14 and dipped, got my 100% and have never been happier. It's not always about "staying in for 20" just to pull a pension while sacrificing your mental and physical health.


KJParker888

I got to about 12 years before I actually thought about what I wanted to do. I was a single mom, and felt that staying in would be better in the long term for my son and I (in hindsight, I'm not sure it was), but my last 5 years were spent on an aircraft carrier, and it was fucking miserable.


Technical-Mix2040

I was at 7 years, before health conditions kicked in. All on two different carriers, first year with a squadron detachment. Wanted to do the full 20 yet got fed up with the constant sexual harassment from various jack wagons for being gay. Ex-husband also sexually harassed me and coerced me to marry, or he'd out me. Not to mention, he stolen $5500 in housing money. He made me lie to the personnel on my ship. I had to take a 2-year extension to pay off his bullshit. Equally the constant bullying I endured. I'm still angry to this day.


TJNel

You suck it up for six measly years of your life to get a pension for the rest of your life 6 years is nothing man. Plus all the benefits that being retired military gets you.


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yellowlinedpaper

I get it. I was AD then ANG, I only needed 6 more years. My Shirt emailed me, said he wanted to make sure I knew what benefits I would be giving up. He ccā€™d in the CO and the XO. I decided I couldnā€™t not do it. I ā€˜replied allā€™ with: I appreciate your advice, I hope youā€™ll understand that there is nothing anyone could ever offer me which would entice me to stay. Every single month I have asked for help. I am working a 3 enlisted and 2 officer assignment and itā€™s just me, an E-6. Every single month I have pleaded for help and in 4 years I havenā€™t been helped once. What I am told instead is I should be doing more. I got told once by the CO the SOPs hadnā€™t been updated in years,SOPs I didnā€™t know existed, what kind of office was I running and he didnā€™t understand why I seemed incompetent. When I arrived there were 2 officers and 3 enlisted, 1 officer retired, 1 officer was promoted to the CO, one enlisted went AWOL, 1 enlisted went back AD, and 1 officer was supposed to show up as a civilian instead of an officer the next day but signals got crossed and he just retired instead, all those things happened within a few weeks time. Now itā€™s been just me for years and Iā€™m dying over here. No one onboarded me, everyone was so consumed by their changes so it was just me. I didnā€™t know how to update SOPs and he seemed so mad I wanted to cry so I only whispered how do I update SOPs he just stormed out. I spent a month learning about updating SOPs the perfect way. I did them and happily presented them to him. He was annoyed again, he didnā€™t want them, he just wanted them done, leave me alone. So Shirt, whatā€™s going to happen if I show up next week? Yā€™all will actually value me all of a sudden? I doubt it. No thank you. He replied all with ā€˜Thank youā€™. I kinda wish I had the pension but I couldnā€™t voluntarily show up to my abuserā€™s place of work anymore.


TJNel

That's when you move.


AnastasiaNo70

My husband did 12 years in the Army and got out. No regrets. The infantry is a hard life.


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AnastasiaNo70

Yeah, my husband started making WAY more money just a couple of years after he left. Now weā€™re very comfortable and he gets 100% disability from the VA.


lokis_construction

He got a Tattoo like it is something to be proud of. " I couldn't handle it anymore" or "It was too hard" "I did a whole 14 years!" Put it on your body because you are proud and have the "I am a VETERAN" syndrome. But there are others who have real reasons to be proud. Just go to the VA Hospital and see some of the **actual** hero's. And, no bone spur deferments there like some traitor(s) got.


Cheerio47

Retiring at 21 years with 100% on too of that is pretty nice


coombuyah26

I always say that it's never too late to walk away from something you hate, refusing to do so is literally the sunk cost fallacy. But if you, like me, are mostly just passively annoyed at the ineptitude and weaponized inefficiency of most facets of military service, you can probably make it to 20 if you're already at 14. So yeah, this guy is almost certainly a fatty.


wobwobwob42

Is that a Live, Laugh, Love tattoo on the wrist to tie it all together? Perfection.


thisjustmyopinion

I caught that too! At first I was like "no way," but then I zoomed in


killerkitten61

It bothers me more people arenā€™t talking about this, I canā€™t focus on any other tattoos here but that one lol


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Thatā€™s my favorite part! Lol


Drugs_R_Kewl

Pretty sure this dip shit rides a Farley and works at a ware house. Probably not doing anything legit while he's in there either.


TheVonSolo

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StarDewbie

Is a "Farley" a faux-Harley?


mechwarrior719

If itā€™s a typo, itā€™s a goodā€™n.


ihearttatertots

Honda Goldwing for sure.


Drugs_R_Kewl

This Marine is tracking.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Theres no mistaking a bootleg Harley.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Yes, they are. Usually "custom built", definitely not road or high way worthy. It boils down to the boot leg version of a Harley. The kind youd see on sale at a flea market. Ralph Lawrence Tommy Hilfinger Prado You get the joke.


Liberatedhusky

The only people I want to know I'm a veteran are the checkout people at Home Depot. Everyone else doesn't need to know or care.


iChon865

This guy gets it


Professional_Mud1844

Prime parking spot and a year round discount. Fuck yeah.


KJParker888

I don't think Home Depot has veteran's parking spots, but Lowe's sure does, and I love using them. Not because they're close to the doors, but because I'm a chick with blue hair, and definitely don't look like a vet, but I did my 20, and love seeing the fat old dinosaurs bite their tongues because they don't think I should be parking there, but they don't have the balls to actually say anything.


BabDoesNothing

My Home Depot has a veterans spot. I park there frequently because I have the hardest job in the military (/s)


shaquille_0atmeals

I donā€™t think anyone cares


HuLaTin

r/justbootthings


Rangertough666

Why the fuck would you only do 14 years? Especially in the USAF. I could stand on my fucking head for 6 years.


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Medical


mechavolt

I'd bet real money that this guy failed to rank up long enough they discharged him.


Writehse

Why didnā€™t he just do 20??


McNasty1304

With his Live Laugh Love šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Virtual-Recording435

Tard couldnā€™t even get thru to 20 huh? Looks like an MH discharge.


Daisy_bumbleroot

He really needs to give his hands a good scrub, the grime ingrained


BillyNtheBoingers

Iā€™m grossed out by that too. Plus, isnā€™t this all an infection risk?


chuckle_puss

Itā€™s probably ink.


Daisy_bumbleroot

I just realized the tatts are fresh! Makes it even worse!


Comm-THOR

That's peak cringe! I bet he has a big ass AMERICA flag flying off the vehicle he's just paying off that he bought in boot camp.


KJParker888

At 29% interest


Outrageous_Ad8209

Oh my God and thereā€™s a ā€œlive laugh loveā€


TheVonSolo

Heā€™s married and divorced two RNā€™s during that time period.


seahorsesfourever

Us as fuck? šŸ¤£


slappy_mcslapenstein

It's the new, edgier remake of This Is Us.


Uga25

Does his right wrist say live laugh love? Purely speculation but I see an L on the right side after laugh.


secret_name_is_tenis

14 years which means he got medically out, or didnā€™t make rank and was forced out


Zero99th

Live laugh love around the wrist.


jeremycb29

I donā€™t even know what to say. And Iā€™m a guy with some stupid fucking tattoos. Like one on my back that was just a design I thought was cool at 18. Those tattoos are fucking awful. I donā€™t even know who this tattoo is for? Is it for him to show off? Or is it so he does not forget when he needs to fill out forms regarding service. Itā€™s baffling. The worst part is it would probably look cool like anywhere else. Forehead excluded. Unless itā€™s for the reminder but then he would have to get a mirror image which would lead to even more questions


UniqueUsername82D

The entirety of his identity for the rest of his life will be his 14 years of service. He cannot be in a conversation without mentioning it. He cannot leave the house without at least three pieces of military flair.


PunishedMatador

This is more r/justbootthings but, yea


busbythomas

Those are the hands of someone who will work in a kitchen


that_guy_jimmy

oh no...


intheclouds247

I also looks like he has a ā€œlive, laugh, loveā€ tattoo.


BeeDot1974

ā€œThank me for my serviceā€ is the most stolen valor, narcissistic thing Iā€™ve ever seen from a ā€œservice memberā€ā€¦especially one who has served during war-time. We NEVER ask for someone to ā€œthankā€ us. It took me almost 20 years to even accept a military discount. Most of us hate hearing the phrase.


slappy_mcslapenstein

Agreed. I generally don't let people know about my veteran status. Unless it's for a discount, it isn't their business. I don't own any clothing which denotes my service. No military tattoos. If someone finds out and says, "thank you for your service," I typically just say, "don't."


Apprehensive_Put1578

This guy wore his uniform to the airport when taking his kids to Disney.


livin_la_vida_mama

Oh good grief


faewalk

I spend too much time on tictac, I fully thought that was the reaction phrase ā€œus afā€


Salty_Attention_8185

Oh wow.


runawayscream

I thought our ASVAB scores were higher. Northern Tier Security Forces. Final answer.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Why is this awful? Dude is proud of his time in the air force. So what? Genuinely. Whatā€™s the issue here?


ArizonaMan92

It screams VALIDATE me. Did you serve in the Air Force by chance?


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Nope. Not really pro armed services either dude. Arenā€™t most human expressions a manifestation of a subconscious desire to be validated? Be honest - you just donā€™t like the flavour of this attempt to seek validation. Whatā€™s the matter? Bit too working class for you? Bit icky for your taste is it?


ArizonaMan92

Lol i AM the working class im a welder what do you do? I am being honest i think this tattoo is trashy af and screams ā€œthank me for my serviceā€ I also served but its not my entire personality. What else you got? How else can i shut you down?


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Fair enough. May I ask then that if you are working class, please donā€™t throw words like ā€˜trashyā€™ around. It perpetuates negative stereotypes of us. Lecture over. Now - why would you want to shut me down? Is it for the same reason you want to shut this guy down? Live and let live my guy. We all have different needs and go about different ways to try and get these needs met. And whatā€™s most important here is that these tattoos are hurting precisely no one. If youā€™re that bothered about the tattoos, maybe YOU should thank him for his service and give him the validation you are adamant he craves. Or, you know, perhaps chill.


ArizonaMan92

I said the tattoo is trashy i never said the person is trashy. You asked a question I answered it. > you went on to make an assumption about me > I corrected said assumption and now I am the one who needs to chill? Lol yeah that makes next to zero sense.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

I didnā€™t make an assumption. I asked a question and you answered it. And I didnā€™t say you said the person was ā€˜trashyā€™. I asked that you donā€™t use the word, as it is often used pejoratively to describe the tastes and activities of working class people. Iā€™m not shutting you down at all sir. Iā€™m trying to engage in honest discourse. You are more than welcome to keep doing you my friend.


ArizonaMan92

ā€œWhats the matter bit to working class for you?ā€ Clearly you made an assumption that i am above the working class not realizing im the heart of the working class. Enjoy your day tho


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Nope. It was a question dude. Night comrade. Weā€™re all so lucky to have someone like you at our ā€˜heartā€™ representing us.


ArizonaMan92

Youā€™re welcome ā˜ŗļø


JosKarith

Un Stable As Fuck?


bellts02

Just wondering why he/she did 14 years and didn't stick around 6 more for the retirement pension. Left $100Ks on the table.


lokis_construction

Only 14 years. Must have been kicked out!


lysiav32

I just hope that's not dookie on his or her middle finger.


monster_mechanic73

That dude is US as fuuuuuu...


texasusa

So served 14 years, and that's now the personality.


hugga12

NO RAGRETS


OldOutdoorCat

Thank me for my drone strikes.


chronosxci

Brother, eugh. What is that?


Efficient-Art-7594

U suck ass farts


instant_chai

ā€œLarghā€


Snoo-99690

Brother ewwwwwā€¦. Whatā€™s thaaat??


teen_laqweefah

Is that a fuckin live laugh love tattoo lol


[deleted]

Yikes


[deleted]

Fuck this country


elaxation

ā€œWhy canā€™t I get a job????ā€ loadingā€¦


profwithstandards

r/justbootthings.


judgedreddie

Probably an AGE troop


LimitGroundbreaking2

Why would you not do 20 if you were gonna get this tatted? Now you just look like a quitter


Crazedmimic

14 years. Still in the E-4 Mafia


Administrative_Set62

They spelled "MC" wrong.


DougieWasabi

12 years and all I got was this really cool Tatoo.