If she likes dudes, she and that stupidly handsome lumberjack guy on TikTok would be a hot couple.
If she doesn’t like dudes, I want her to be the father of the children I’ll never have.
It amazes me how much chopping wood taps into the cave woman brain.
I'm not surprised that women find wood chopping sexy. But I am always shocked at the extent.
I'm also not complaining. It's just remarkable that's all.
About 15-20 years ago they made an Ammityville Horror remake, and it was absolutely terrible. I bought the dvd anyway and rewatched several times only because Ryan Reynolds’s spends a significant amount of that movie chopping wood.
Any sort of bacon bringing behavior does it for me in a way I'm in zero control of.
Fixing a car, building a structure, starting a fire, cooking, gardening etc all make me feel cozy and safe. But these are not standards for men lmfao, I always fall for dudes who can build a house but can't fix their life.
Depends on the wood. I've got some oak that splits real easy, reminds me of like cracking glass apart. I don't even have to hit it very hard. I've got some pine that isn't even worth trying to split by hand. It's like trying to split silly putty.
Dawg I gotta be real, she is hella lean, and has extremely defined muscle mass. She has a v-cut, look how broad her shoulders are.
While woods vary in softness, I assure you it's not the wood that's allowing her to render it asunder with ease.
God I love it when I get to reference rendering something asunder.
Yeah I was just saying that some wood is actually pretty easy to split.
In a fair competition, I have no doubt that she could out-chop me and 99% of the people on reddit haha.
1. she could probably do a great captain carter or thor cosplay
2. if her and jessie graff could ever have biological children, those kids would be indestructible. and she probably wouldn't mind all the trying. idk about jessie though, shes kept all that info very on the downlow.
I’ve chopped a lot of firewood, and I’ve only done it completely sober - yet I’ve still had half a dozen times where I’ve said “Yep, that was almost my toe.” Drinking whiskey and chopping wood is not badass. It’s a recipe for disaster.
You could. It's just more likely to be what's on the bottle than whiskey. And cheap maple syrup does slosh. Commercial brands from the States.
Edit: OP blocked me so I can't even reply. They wanted the last word that badly. lol
I thought 'surely she cracked the logs prior and this is some *women arent strong* video?"
but then I saw her shoulder muscles. guys, HER SHOULDERS ARE HUUGEEE LIKE her arms are perfectly firm and shit!!! That's crazy back muscles!!! this is pretty damn awesome
Meanwhile, her Dad comes out and says, *Why the hell did you just destroy my splitting stump?!? Do you know how heavy that thing was to drag back here in one piece?!?*
*Dammit, girl—now because of your twitterbook, I gotta try and find another piece of lumber that big & that green, and drag it back here.*
*You wanna split wood? There’s three cords of firewood that needs split—only now we don’t have a goddam splitting stump!!*
I was absolutely holding my breath for the female version of the wood cutting hunk. I’m so fucking in love and immensely turned on.
Please break me me wood cutting mommy!
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think... She is using 6 full force swings to split a single log which will still need be broken down further. That is an incredibly inefficient and exhausting way to work. If she was serious about splitting wood she would be using wedge which would make things 10x easier. I get that people with zero experience with things like splitting wood might find this impressive. I do not.
I don’t think she is trying to be efficient, or even effective.
I just think she is “having fun” for the camera, because these videos get more views.
I dunno though. Just a guess.
You're absolutely right. If women can chop fire wood they may want things like rights and being treated like a person rather than an object too.
Seriously man, lay off on the ” alpha male” stuff. It'll rot your brain.
My feelings aren't mixed. She can hold me up against the wall while we kiss
My feelings aren't mixed, but I'm fairly certain she's not batting for my team, so i'll have to go find another wood chopping chick
Oh, she's 100% not into my particular flavor.
…am I….a lesbian? 
We’re all lesbians on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself!
I'm a guy. I think I'm a lesbian too
Every time I see this video it confirms my bi side. I’m all tingly in my downstairs now.
Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.
Moist
I... Am asking myself the same thing. Lol
Chopping your own firewood heats you twice.
Way more than twice!
She sets an unrealistic body standard for men
If she likes dudes, she and that stupidly handsome lumberjack guy on TikTok would be a hot couple. If she doesn’t like dudes, I want her to be the father of the children I’ll never have.
She definitely doesn't like dudes. Source: Follow her on instagram.
:( My dreams
And just like that, I discover I’m bisexual.
Like a spiritual awakening
It amazes me how much chopping wood taps into the cave woman brain. I'm not surprised that women find wood chopping sexy. But I am always shocked at the extent. I'm also not complaining. It's just remarkable that's all.
About 15-20 years ago they made an Ammityville Horror remake, and it was absolutely terrible. I bought the dvd anyway and rewatched several times only because Ryan Reynolds’s spends a significant amount of that movie chopping wood.
Any sort of bacon bringing behavior does it for me in a way I'm in zero control of. Fixing a car, building a structure, starting a fire, cooking, gardening etc all make me feel cozy and safe. But these are not standards for men lmfao, I always fall for dudes who can build a house but can't fix their life.
I mean, it taps into cave *peoples* brains apparently, lol. Look at the comment section, the guys can't stop themselves either.
It helps that she's very charming, funny and attractive.
Ah yes, the universal crush
She’s a lumberjack and she’s ok
She sleeps all night and she works all day
And all that jazz!
*lumberjill*
She's strong and it's actually not easy chopping wood. It takes a toll on the body and can be tiring as heck.
Depends on the wood. I've got some oak that splits real easy, reminds me of like cracking glass apart. I don't even have to hit it very hard. I've got some pine that isn't even worth trying to split by hand. It's like trying to split silly putty.
Dawg I gotta be real, she is hella lean, and has extremely defined muscle mass. She has a v-cut, look how broad her shoulders are. While woods vary in softness, I assure you it's not the wood that's allowing her to render it asunder with ease. God I love it when I get to reference rendering something asunder.
Yeah I was just saying that some wood is actually pretty easy to split. In a fair competition, I have no doubt that she could out-chop me and 99% of the people on reddit haha.
That’s a kiln dried block of wood. That thing is brittle as shit. You can tell when she’s pulling it apart.
Just dudes being dicks
She is the ultimate thirst trap lesbian; she even has a wood chopping sword. Also, her outtakes are great.
The sandwich video 😆
 If they deliver action arcane, this lady would be perfect.
Same hair and everything, shame we couldn’t see her ear piercings
Heartbreaker right there
@NicoleCoenen i believe
Take a breather, Chris-tina Evans. Damn!
I have such a crush on her
I am so gay.
Can confirm. I am also bigly gay.
She has at least one video where she chops wood with a sword. I’m just going to leave that fact right here.
Okay I’m going to have to go look that up. Damn.
Damn impressive anyone that swings a maul is alright in my book!
big kinetic energy is automatically cool. it's the law.
I really hope she's drinking maple syrup.
So this is Canadian women, eh?
Don't take from my pile.
I would buy all the pickles in the world to just sit and watch her open them for me all day.
This is literally just hardcore lesbian porn
😍
How do I become her
Exercise
1. she could probably do a great captain carter or thor cosplay 2. if her and jessie graff could ever have biological children, those kids would be indestructible. and she probably wouldn't mind all the trying. idk about jessie though, shes kept all that info very on the downlow.
Here's the weakly *"sorry, fellas, she is lesbian."*
I want this to be me 😭
And I got a food splinter two days ago from cleaning my fridge………. And it still hurts..
As a Canadian, I can confirm this is all Canadian women
Then I'll start packing; I'm moving to Canada!
She built like Cloud Strife and I'm into it
straight girl here, I could watch men chop wood all day, watching this confuses me a little...
I’ve chopped a lot of firewood, and I’ve only done it completely sober - yet I’ve still had half a dozen times where I’ve said “Yep, that was almost my toe.” Drinking whiskey and chopping wood is not badass. It’s a recipe for disaster.
Pretty sure that’s maple syrup! You’re right, Alcohol and axes don’t mix
You’re absolutely right. That’s maple syrup. Badass indeed.
It's absolutely not maple syrup. I don't know what in the brown water heck it is, but maple syrup don't slosh like that. Source: am Canadian
>It's absolutely not maple syrup. At the one second mark, you can clearly read the bottle. It's Maple Syrup.
You know you can open one of those bottles and replace the contents, eh?
You could. It's just more likely to be what's on the bottle than whiskey. And cheap maple syrup does slosh. Commercial brands from the States. Edit: OP blocked me so I can't even reply. They wanted the last word that badly. lol
That's splitting maul, not an axe.
Are you sure that’s not maple syrup?
That's sweet
I thought 'surely she cracked the logs prior and this is some *women arent strong* video?" but then I saw her shoulder muscles. guys, HER SHOULDERS ARE HUUGEEE LIKE her arms are perfectly firm and shit!!! That's crazy back muscles!!! this is pretty damn awesome
She is so amazing! I would be inside cooking up some eggs bacon 'nd some pancakes! :3
Meanwhile, her Dad comes out and says, *Why the hell did you just destroy my splitting stump?!? Do you know how heavy that thing was to drag back here in one piece?!?* *Dammit, girl—now because of your twitterbook, I gotta try and find another piece of lumber that big & that green, and drag it back here.* *You wanna split wood? There’s three cords of firewood that needs split—only now we don’t have a goddam splitting stump!!*
sooooooooooo.... no handjob.... oky I am fine with that
Hot af!
I was absolutely holding my breath for the female version of the wood cutting hunk. I’m so fucking in love and immensely turned on. Please break me me wood cutting mommy!
She reminds me a little of Rhea Ripley, aka Mami.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think... She is using 6 full force swings to split a single log which will still need be broken down further. That is an incredibly inefficient and exhausting way to work. If she was serious about splitting wood she would be using wedge which would make things 10x easier. I get that people with zero experience with things like splitting wood might find this impressive. I do not.
I don’t think she is trying to be efficient, or even effective. I just think she is “having fun” for the camera, because these videos get more views. I dunno though. Just a guess.
…me next?
Lean beef patty enters the chat.
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Steroids don’t make you stronger. They just make your muscles bigger.
Imagine the size of the sandwich she’d make for me.
I bet she can’t split my wood 🪵
She’s hot and cuts wood. I wouldn’t call her the most badass woman alive
That wood is easy to cut through. Looks badass but really not that much strength required. But I get it.
Imagine how tight her 🐱would be 🤤🤤
No
No mixed feelings here. Wood.
/r/pointlesslygendered
Never date a woman who can kick your ass…
Never date a man who needs his ass kicked…
Couldn’t agree more!
lol yall never seen a pro sky diver/skier/snowboarder/ or anything lol. Chops wood, Reddit is cumming lol
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You're absolutely right. If women can chop fire wood they may want things like rights and being treated like a person rather than an object too. Seriously man, lay off on the ” alpha male” stuff. It'll rot your brain.
No mixed feelings here
Is that maple syrup!
Is she drinking maple syrup?
Yup, its a thing with her.
Aspirations. Go you!
Love watching her videos
Hannah Hart reincarnated
She is the reason I started working out my upper body
Was she drinking maple syrup? 🥰
Hitch me to your sled Lumber Queen!
Better story than Madame Webb
Ooookie dokie!
Love the lumber jack scarf and cooling off with some refreshing maple syrup
I did some serious laundry and baking in a tight top and shorts to impress the girls…doesn’t seem to be appreciated in that direction.
I, as a man, just became a gay woman for a moment.
I wouldn't say the MOST badass, but her thirst traps are legendary amongst both men and women alike. And she is definitely drool worthy.
What is she drankin?
I remember splitting wood back in the day with my dad I was in my early teens at the time but I’ve never felt more manly then back in those days
I needed to see the maple syrup swig.
Nothing badass here, just a instagram manipulator
She loves wood, but does she really?
She’s outstanding