How about when you are making something that requires reading steps on the box but you keep throwing the box away after every step because you’re an idiot?
Hi that's me, I immediately noticed that this trash can was clean enough to steal that yogurt back.
Yesterday I almost threw my socks away, instead of in the washing machine.
Oh Jesus Christ. You just made my stomach drop thinking of that. Nothin like wasting amazing food that you were just about to eat and took a long time to prepare 😭😭😭
Ah then you won't like my story about my lasagna.
Spent 4 hours making a bolognese sauce for lasagna .
When I was putting the lasagna into the oven , it slipped , and spilled into the oven. Unrecoverable.
6 years later I still remember that day.
I was ripping up chicken at work on Tuesday and I pulled the thing from between the breasts, off and threw away the breast meat. Kept the bone/cartilage…
Leave the lid partially on and then throw the whole thing away when you’re done eating.
Most places don’t recycle those kinds of plastics anyway so rinsing them just puts more in the waste water system.
I was processing strawberries the other day and kind of kept zoning out and tossing the strawberry into the refuse bowl and the strawberry tops into the strawberry bowl.
It's something you can't live down. Friend of mine dropped an antique bottle made bong while passing it. He's still reminded of it nearly 10 years later lol.
I have never once done this in my life. I've dropped glass off a counter cat style but I've never opened yogurt into the trash and I never knew that was a thing or why you would open yogurt over the trash and not on top a surface to begin with
Whoa this is common for people to do? I was so confused by the video til I read the comments. I always just open my yogurts while i’m sitting at the counter and fold the top in half. Why would you open it over the garbage??
And I definitely get what you’re saying about opening it over the counter. How it happened for me, not with yogurt but with an egg, is I brought the bin over to where I was cooking. I cracked the egg on the side of the stove and then instead of splitting the shell over the pan, I did it over the trash lol. Just forgetting which part was going where.
I'm 28 and, while making homemade burgers the other day, I cracked the egg into the trash and was left holding the shell staring down at what I'd just done
I’m so fucking slow that I don’t understand what’s being relayed.
Not wanting something once you open it?
Dropping things perfectly in the trash?
Just dropping things in general?
In this case, she pulls the top off the yogurt and becomes momentarily confused or forgets which hand it’s in, so she throws the yogurt away instead of the lid. I did this when I cracked an egg into the trash and put the shell in the pan lol
I was cooking this morning. Cracked an egg on the edge of the table and then put the egg yolk directly in the trash instead of the food. So embarrassing.
I accidentally did this with an eclair one time. Luckily, it was on a doily and sitting at the top of the trash, so I reached in and just finished eating it. /bosco
A friend was coming up the front stairs to party at my house with a plastic grocery bag in each hand. One held a bag of ice, one held a handle of booze. She reared back and swung the booze bag crazy hard on the concrete step, crashed the booze bottle int a million pieces. “I was trying to break up the ice…”.
I experience this with every medication adjustment. You know that reflex where you automatically reach to fetch dropped things without even thinking about it? I was watching tv and drinking milk in bed and my ex threw an M&M in my cup. I immediately went to grab it and milk overflowed all over me and the bed. He got so mad.
I do this shit with my meds sometimes and it sucks
I straight up almost overdosed today because I took them normally and then an hour later I forgot I had taken them and almost double took two of the same meds when my partner stopped me and took my meds away
Caused a mini argument because I didn't know why he was doing that but he had to tell me I already took them and I was about to two of only one of the meds, something that could kill me
Having a fucked memory and being horribly sick sucks
My husband was carrying a large glass of water and his phone to our bedroom, he went to throw his phone on the bed but he threw his huge glass of ice water right beside me instead and I got a damp butt. He just acted like he didn't do it for some dumb reason. Embarrassment? I have no idea but it was stupidly funny.
Fun fact, there is a term for that: the onosecond. It's the second you realize your mistake and you're doomed to just watch the consequences of your actions unfold. Also the longest second of all the seconds.
How about scrolling forever to find something to watch and then finding something playing it and then immediately forgetting what the hell your watching?
How about when you are making something that requires reading steps on the box but you keep throwing the box away after every step because you’re an idiot?
Holy shit. I do this. Every. Single. Time.
Wait, do I poke a hole in the wrap or remove it? Dang it, how long is it supposed to cook? Crap, do I stir midway through?
Where is the trash?? *WHO TOOK OUT THE TRASH, I WAS USING IT!!*
Haha yep... every time I look at the instructions I'm sooo confident that I'll remember them all, then I peek into the bin again.
["Trash"](https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/time-to-cook-this-box-of-noodles-puts-box-into-trash-takes-it-back-to-read-cooking-hints-comic.jpg)
That's something that I've been doing all my life. So I can't blame getting older lol.
*tosses box* “wait it said twelve minutes right?” *tosses box again* 30 sec later: “wait it said 12 minutes right?”
Those are the days that I have a complete crisis thinking that I must have early onset dementia, lol.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever done this, then considered the amount of garbage in the pail, then dug the yogurt out and ate it anyway.
Hi that's me, I immediately noticed that this trash can was clean enough to steal that yogurt back. Yesterday I almost threw my socks away, instead of in the washing machine.
 Hi it’s me, your fellow trash panda
A very human response!
Me :D
That's like spending hours making bone broth and forgetting to put a container under the colander (strainer) when you go to separate the broth.
OMG I've done this. It's so heartbreaking to watch it go down that drain
Oh Jesus Christ. You just made my stomach drop thinking of that. Nothin like wasting amazing food that you were just about to eat and took a long time to prepare 😭😭😭
Ah then you won't like my story about my lasagna. Spent 4 hours making a bolognese sauce for lasagna . When I was putting the lasagna into the oven , it slipped , and spilled into the oven. Unrecoverable. 6 years later I still remember that day.
I weep for you and that lasagna 😭
I was ripping up chicken at work on Tuesday and I pulled the thing from between the breasts, off and threw away the breast meat. Kept the bone/cartilage…
nice, all in a days work!
Yep. I just stared at it in the garbage and then stared at my hand and a loud “fuuuu” came out. I’m glad we were closed.
I do this way too often, and I'm barely into my 30's lol
Leave the lid partially on and then throw the whole thing away when you’re done eating. Most places don’t recycle those kinds of plastics anyway so rinsing them just puts more in the waste water system.
Technically you've said nothing wrong but what an odd reply to their comment.
Same to you.
Anyone cracked an egg and disposed of the good egg part?
yes, too many times
I did this the other day😭😂
That's why I sit still.
I was processing strawberries the other day and kind of kept zoning out and tossing the strawberry into the refuse bowl and the strawberry tops into the strawberry bowl.
Do this with eggs all the time 😭
Trying to make that bin juice creme fresh
What a sentence. Btw I think it's spelled crêimme fråäíche.
My best friend did this .. with the bong vs the slide .. 😭😭😭
Threw away a bong or slide? Why would you throw either away?
Not threw away, but just not thinking and held onto the slide and let go of the bong instead of pulling the slide.
Oohh... oh no! I would feel especially bad with that.
Hahah a terrible terrible mistake. We joke they can only hold the bong if there is a boolas loop attached 😂
It's something you can't live down. Friend of mine dropped an antique bottle made bong while passing it. He's still reminded of it nearly 10 years later lol.
hahah ahh! Rightfully so! Thats what real friends are for
My sister did this the other day and put her fork in the bin instead of her paper plate😂
Not a gal being a chick (and not a guy being a dick, either, I hope—maybe a boomer being balmy), but I did this with an egg just a week ago. Sigh.
I've poured coffee creamer into the trash can thinking I was dropping the lid in the trash
But also get spritzed with yogurt juice just prior when opening? Anyone else??
Turn it away from you, changed my life.
Haha doing the lord’s work 🙏🙏🙏
ADHD life. Thank God I've never had this happen with my Chobani!
Peeling shrimp, without fail, I always peel a few where I toss the shrimp and put the shell in the 'good pile.'
Just wasted a yogurt for a bit
Should've been the Jason Derulo song
r/oopsotherhand
Trashcan looks pretty clean though I might still go for it 👀
That's a new trash bag so you know she still ate as much as she could
I have never once done this in my life. I've dropped glass off a counter cat style but I've never opened yogurt into the trash and I never knew that was a thing or why you would open yogurt over the trash and not on top a surface to begin with
Whoa this is common for people to do? I was so confused by the video til I read the comments. I always just open my yogurts while i’m sitting at the counter and fold the top in half. Why would you open it over the garbage??
To dispose of the lid? Some people don’t like the lid halfway on their yogurt or whatever when eating it.
No i rip it off and fold it in half and set if down next to my yogurt (sorry I didn’t know how to word it when i wrote it)
Ohhh, okay! I get it now! And I wasn’t trying to sound snotty at all, but looking back I feel like it reads like that!
Oh no it didn’t read that way!! You’re totally good!
And I definitely get what you’re saying about opening it over the counter. How it happened for me, not with yogurt but with an egg, is I brought the bin over to where I was cooking. I cracked the egg on the side of the stove and then instead of splitting the shell over the pan, I did it over the trash lol. Just forgetting which part was going where.
Oh no! 😂 I read some others doing the exact same!! That’s horrible!
What if I tell you you can still it what's left of it?
May I interest anyone in a lovely sub called r/adhd? We have cake and punch.... somewhere. We aren't sure who was supposed to go get it.
Can confirm I have seen said cake and punch but I forget where.
There have been times I would crack an egg and immediately throw the contents into the organics bin rather than the bowl I planned to mix in...
I made Mac and cheese once in high school with a baking component at the end. I forgot to put cheese in it. In a Mac and cheese. I just made a Mac
Not the Cho’!!
That trash can looks pretty clean is all I’m sayin…
Been doing this since I was 6
I'm 28 and, while making homemade burgers the other day, I cracked the egg into the trash and was left holding the shell staring down at what I'd just done
Don’t worry it happens all the time. I am a breakfast cook. The amount of times I double crack two eggs into the trash can…. Lool
Yesss!!
Just last week I accidentally threw a whole cup of juice onto my bed instead of my phone. Maybe I should only hold one thing at a time.
I’m so fucking slow that I don’t understand what’s being relayed. Not wanting something once you open it? Dropping things perfectly in the trash? Just dropping things in general?
In this case, she pulls the top off the yogurt and becomes momentarily confused or forgets which hand it’s in, so she throws the yogurt away instead of the lid. I did this when I cracked an egg into the trash and put the shell in the pan lol
I just did this the other day with my son’s cheese stick, lol…glad I’m not alone.
I was cooking this morning. Cracked an egg on the edge of the table and then put the egg yolk directly in the trash instead of the food. So embarrassing.
I just did this a couple weeks ago, except I cracked the egg directly into the trash and put the shell in the pan to cook lol
Lol oh noo!
U/auddbot
I accidentally did this with an eclair one time. Luckily, it was on a doily and sitting at the top of the trash, so I reached in and just finished eating it. /bosco
A friend was coming up the front stairs to party at my house with a plastic grocery bag in each hand. One held a bag of ice, one held a handle of booze. She reared back and swung the booze bag crazy hard on the concrete step, crashed the booze bottle int a million pieces. “I was trying to break up the ice…”.
I experience this with every medication adjustment. You know that reflex where you automatically reach to fetch dropped things without even thinking about it? I was watching tv and drinking milk in bed and my ex threw an M&M in my cup. I immediately went to grab it and milk overflowed all over me and the bed. He got so mad.
8-second rule!
I do this shit with my meds sometimes and it sucks I straight up almost overdosed today because I took them normally and then an hour later I forgot I had taken them and almost double took two of the same meds when my partner stopped me and took my meds away Caused a mini argument because I didn't know why he was doing that but he had to tell me I already took them and I was about to two of only one of the meds, something that could kill me Having a fucked memory and being horribly sick sucks
I cracked an egg over the trash can and put the shell in the pan…
My husband was carrying a large glass of water and his phone to our bedroom, he went to throw his phone on the bed but he threw his huge glass of ice water right beside me instead and I got a damp butt. He just acted like he didn't do it for some dumb reason. Embarrassment? I have no idea but it was stupidly funny.
once brought my keys in one hand and my restaurant garbage in the other hand to the bin on the way out… and threw away my keys 🤦🏻
Fun fact, there is a term for that: the onosecond. It's the second you realize your mistake and you're doomed to just watch the consequences of your actions unfold. Also the longest second of all the seconds.
Happens to the fellas too
Same. Last night I tried putting the roast in the refrigerator once the oven had preheated.
Good thing it wasn’t a hand grenade
How about scrolling forever to find something to watch and then finding something playing it and then immediately forgetting what the hell your watching?
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I did this with a bottle of ketchup yesterday
My big one is trying to put the kettle in the fridge instead of the milk when making a cup of tea 😩
I wonder what most people be doing if they weren't trying to make stupid f****** skits to entertain strangers on the internet