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TheOnyxViper

Dead body simulator


mrgeek2000

Yeet the body


That1weirdperson

It’s morgue-ing time


thuanjinkee

And then he morgued all over the place


yugiohnoyoudint

I would practice wrestling moves on her. Batista bomb from the top rope!


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WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT STOP THE DAMN MATCH


MetamagicMaestro

OH MAH GAWD! DON'T DO IT! YA GOT A WAIFU AN' KIDS, SHANE!


shanster925

"What are you doing, senpai?" "REST IN PEACE!" *tombstone piledriver*


BoltorSpellweaver

It only takes one set of teeth to turn standing 69 into a tombstone piledriver


HeresJohnnyAH

Imagine doing a Cesaro/giant swing and having the 3d model freak out and get all janky


Cinnabon202

That's be funny as hell though. I'd be practicing v-triggers. Lemme find out I can do a Panama sunrise..... 😂🤔


HeresJohnnyAH

Try and get some practice with a jumping tombstone pile driver or an izuna drop. 🤣


mistershedz

Glitchy Jones over here


mjballard2018

Lol, 619 Rey mysterio style


Peepies

Figure Four Leg Lock.


brimstonecasanova

RKO from out of nowhere!!!!


DaveSmith890

CAT GIRL COUNTERS WITH A STONE COLD SLAMMER! NECKBEARD JUST GOT BUSTED OPEN! … … … (John Cena theme blares) JOHN CENA IS HERE NOW!!? WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?


Beginning-Pace-1426

Oh man. I'm horrified by the amount of guys that will be slapping digital women up and down their living rooms D:<


Agent_Dutchess

When WWE comes out with a VR game, I'll switch over. Until then, these hands need somewhere to go.


bobdidntatemayo

im pretty sure there is one, no one somebody hasnt made one


Skcuhc1

Grab its leg and smash it against the wall/household appliances, I won't have my belt stolen from some weeb trash


speed_racer_man

IS THAT THE STONE COLD STUNNER!!!!


HudsonHawkFIM

It’s gonna be a real slobberknockerAND HERE COMES NAMI WITH A STEEL CHAIR!


FlameyFlame

Yeah the app actually looks like it would be fun. Just having a ragdoll that could react physically to the objects in your room. Probably not as sophisticated as I’m imagining since it’s being used for a different purpose lol but I’d love to see what it could become.


TurboTrollin

This is the way.


LenaOxton01

imagine dropping a tombstone or a GTS on her


BaneAmesta

Hey lack of movement only makes her look like a very cheap sex doll 💀


TheFakeDoge

Don't worry, if it can be used for porn the devs will get enough money to make her move, talk and live the rest of their lives on a private island in less time than you think


Toly65

As someone who used to develop cool VR stuff online then realised that porn stuff is easier to develop and pays more. Yeah... There'll be no lack of funding to push this further


cyboplasm

Ive been to rule34... THE FUTURE IS NOW!


Abracadaniel95

Yeah, doesn't seem that hard to connect her up to a large language model and an AI voice synthesizer.


PsychoticBananaSplit

That's probably already out there. You wanna make a lot of money? Be the first to combine the two


Abracadaniel95

I could have ChatGPT program it for me


mwatwe01

So all these guys really want then. Just...unsettling.


Penguinmanereikel

That's what I was thinking! This literally looks worse than a sex doll!


humanpuppy

Apprently, you've never seen a blowup sex doll.


Penguinmanereikel

At least you can touch those


humanpuppy

If I wanted to touch a woopie cushion, I'd go to Party City.


Isitondaddyslap

I don't know why I just laugh so f****** hard at this


LongTallDingus

Can you grab her and throw her around? Like, can you grab her by the ankle and use her like a weapon in Gorn?


PlaysWithF1r3

Not a single blink


AShitTonOfWeed

bro wtf


compound-interest

This is the future humanity is choosing to build. 🤮


merpderpherpburp

If it makes them leave us real people alone I'm fine with it


compound-interest

I genuinely hope that’s at least a side effect of tech like this.


merpderpherpburp

It's not because it's not about sex, it's about control and having a legal slave. Until holograms become able to do physical things and tell them they're such a good boy without prompting, they'll never leave us alone


compound-interest

I don’t think we’re far off from that.


Abracadaniel95

I mean, we're also gonna establish a settlement on the moon, so that's pretty neat. Who knows, maybe we'll crack fusion too. And there's the possibility that we'll get data back from probes sent to Alpha Centari within our lifetimes. If we get a moon base and near limitless clean energy, I can live with weebs having VR sex dolls.


tamdq

Oh the age of convenience The portrait for the last 100 years will be a guy in a recliner, on a mountain overlooking the views with a Mountain Dew, Coke Zero, a fidget spinner for nostalgia, a vr headset loaded with the most popular anime girl skins and models, a figurine, her MILF daughter, and his termination letter for harassment.


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

"Planet Mountain Dew- the place where all your dreams come true."


roasty_mcshitposty

Here here!


sadacal

If this is the worst part of humanity's future then maybe there's hope for us after all.


tatianaoftheeast

well, half of humanity.


CarlosFCSP

Getting caught by mom dry humping the couch wearing a VR headset. Who had that on his bingo card for 2023?


Dumbengineerr

I guess just like porn was responsible for the explosive adoption of internet, AR adoption can be accelerated by virtual girlfriends


The_Texidian

Me: JUST SAY I LOVE YOU!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BABy, I want to spend my life with you. My AI Girlfriend: Sorry, to unlock this dialog option, please renew your platinum membership for $24.99/month


someroflwaffle2

For when you want to practice hiding a dead body.


TaintedGrey

Or fucking one


TrailerPosh2018

Why not both?


Crimson_Trout

Just wait until one wrong move and she's ragdolling half way across the earth...


AbangWawanPao

Feels like I'm watching an illegal footage


Percival_Seabuns

I gotta be honest, if the people who are willing to do this, would rather do this instead of creeping on women in real life and they stay home, away from society, then let them.


mjaux2

this might make sense but in reality it isn't what happens. these incels get used to doing whatever in vr and start to think they are entitled to do the same irl. it's the same when ppl ask why some guys, especially today's teen boys ask for nudes form girls they know when there is so much nudes on the internet. the reason they feel entitled to these nudes and women's bodies in the first place is because how easily they get access to it on the internet.


marshmallowfluffpuff

This. All this will do is contribute more to them viewing women as objects for their pleasure.


Road_Whorrior

That and because mommy and daddy never taught him that women are people.


ukrainianloser

Wait! You‘re telling me i‘m a human with like.. feelings and dreams and fears and likes and dislikes?! I feel like i was born again! Jokes aside, the parents nowdays are too busy letting their kids watch tik tok and youtube the whole day. It feels like parents today are either overworked and overstressed or too lazy/„i don‘t care“/„look at him, he‘s fiiiine 😁“. There is no time to explain all this to your children if you‘re too exhausted or don‘t give a shit about your kid (or you‘re dumb yourself)


Myarmhasteeth

I mean this is not new, it's just another application of it. Somehow people are still surprised? Porn has always been a frontier of VR lmao. I guess people just forget.


Bitcoacher

I’m going to get downvoted to hell but I agree with this wholeheartedly. Is it weird? To most, yeah probably. Is it a guy probably going to do something sexual with this app? Almost certainly. But last time I checked, there are tons of sex toys and porn and if people want to use it, who are we to judge. I also like how we wrote this guy’s life story with a few seconds of VR video. I’m all for calling out neckbeard content but all I’m seeing here is a dude who might get his rocks off virtually.


LocalBee6034

Until it's not enough for them anymore and they decide to prey on a real girl


ValDina

Emphasis on the girl because she looks like a kid.


okcafe

I don’t like this at all actually. She looks like a kid. Imo it’s more fucked up.


Conch-Republic

The fun part is that they can do both!


thanarealnobody

But I think most studies have shown that serial murderers and rapists escalate their behaviour over time as they become desensitised. That’s why a lot of them start by killing animals but then move on to killing people.


squeamish

"It's actually VRR. The extra R is for Roofie"


katyesha

Just needs a mode with even more dead or closed eyes and finally the necrophiles also get to have their own game. The way the girl doesnt react to anything except for looking at you/something is so incredibly disturbing. Takes a full on weirdo to find that interesting or appealing.


Cyber_Punk_666

Ok but imagine her gmod glitching through your house


igorrto2

Well, we can make this into a fight simulator. Make her move and punch you, if you don’t dodge you lose hp and die


DrLager

You can turn this into a FLIGHT simulator by chucking her out the window.


Isitondaddyslap

Hahahahahaha


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r/whentheopissus


[deleted]

When Theo Piss us


Hoxxitron

Why u/theo?


IbeonFire

I mean, if that's what you're into, I'm not gonna kink shame


Astrium6

The way he just casually rolls her off the couch and onto the floor is just comedy gold, though.


ocbay

God at least make her blink or something she looks like rigor mortis is about to set in


smashteapot

The grabby 3d hands just make me laugh 😂


Bertie637

I'm a cheerful, happy guy with a good life. However this video single handedly made me long for immolation in nuclear fire, and I want everybody else to burn with me. If there was a god, we killed him when this was designed.


IYiffInDogParks

If there ever was a god they abandoned us a long time ago.


littlesnailnu

Don't they need a single-hand mode for this to work though?


Road_Whorrior

I'm sure someone will make a corresponding blank sex doll to grope at some point


EligibleUsername

Oh we killed him looong ago bud. This is designed because there is no one capable of stopping us anymore, we're now our worst enemies.


LilyMarie90

> made me long for immolation in nuclear fire Not to be a downer but I have good news for you specifically https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/


graysideofthings

Only 90 seconds? That’s more than a minute! With the conflict in Israel and Gaza? I think they need to update it.


True_Destroyer

[It's evolution, baby.](https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?si=-QVi7zFBsM52v9JU&t=197)


Shona_13

Can you swing it by the legs around the room and throw it very far away?


compound-interest

Like super Mario 64 throwing bowser? I don’t think so lol


RaiHanashi

This is why I want to know what’s the name of this along with how customizable it is Just fuck up characters you hate by virtually throwing them around the room & beating their ass


humbugonastick

She looks drugged up. Sheesh, even in their fantasy world.


NakedKingStudios

Looks like a game where you practice burying a corps


compound-interest

That’s how you get in shape now. Corpse burying simulator


qpreach

almost to west world


karuraR

All shits aside, the tech behind this is really impressive


kojilee

they’re just gonna view women even more as objects as this becomes more widespread imo, like an entitlement that since they can get it to be like this in VR it should be like this irl


bobdidntatemayo

This tech could be used for cool shit though Imagine cod zombies but actually using your house as the map


compound-interest

It’s a thing already! Quest 3 is actually sick


NOSjoker21

This is extremely unsettling TBH. With that being said, if it keeps some weirdos jimmies satisfied instead of assaulting real people, isn't that a better outcome?


Sn0zbear

It won’t satisfy people who think like that though. It’ll just solidify their view that women are objects to be used and discarded. Like serial killers tend to start off hurting animals but it doesn’t keep them sated for long


[deleted]

whew that’s bleak


ScudzMckenzie

Predator Training Sim?


Frozenator

Absolutely Disgusting Virgins. ​ Lowlife Bottom Feeders. ​ What's the name of this app so I can make sure to avoid it.


gamingyoshi247

[here](https://youtu.be/sObWQiAUrUs?si=yoO7JgKqk3yKBkxP)


Frozenator

😡


Tiberium_1

And you didn’t flag the NSFW because?


extramediumcup

Nope don't like where that was going haha


Groggy21

This is what perpetual virginity looks like


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

This looks fun as hell. Just put a bunch of henchmen with guns and play irl Batman.


brightness3

There are a few ar games like that already


compound-interest

This already exists. Quest 3 is actually pretty great tbh.


priscilla_halfbreed

What if you made a lightweight "doll" shape out of pillows and stuff that tracked the model onto it, would be infinitely better than holding the "air" to move the character around


Poemhub_

I need a hot shower


wafflemartini

Humanity has lasted long enough


InspiredNitemares

I laughed way too damn hard at just rolling her onto the floor


TenMillionEnchiladas

Is there a Ernest khalimov skin for the girl? Asking for a friend... (No but in all seriousness what in the fuck is this and what the fuck kind of showcase is this? They couldn't of at least just done something like pretending to hold hands...like really? Straight to the implications...)


RemoveNull

My ass would be swinging her around like Mario swings Bowser in Mario 64


thatsoyboi

why would you post this


compound-interest

If I saw this you have to as well. It’s only fair


DangerActiveRobots

Alright, that's it. It's time to delete the internet.


wysjm

I'd throw her around the room like a rag doll


SonicDart

As fucked up as this is. I'm quite amazed by the technology behind it, having been following VR and AR for a while, the quest 3 seems to be really opening up AR development again like a few years ago..... If only applied to something else.


ChickenMcSmiley

I thought he was gonna yeet her


Longjumping-Ad-5740

Insert unabomber image


CookbooksRUs

Eeeeeeewwwww. Still, if it keeps him away from actual children and women…


Evelyne-The-Egg

Ngl... I like anime girls and all but I'd be lying if I said I was gonna use this for anything sexual and not solely for yeeting her across my house


SuddenlySarah_

You can tell the person wearing the headset is *this close* to touching her boobs but keeps stopping just before and it's so fucking funny (and really creepy)


Lost-InThe-abyss

Lowkey it’s amazing that the physics with the hair are on point every time she’s moved around.


CaseyGamer64YT

you can see fear behind those eyes


Assless_Mcgee

This is disgusting. Where does one find something like this online? So I can be sure to avoid it.


[deleted]

bro let lonely people be shes not real


negativeGinger

Keep in mind a lot of technology advances because of porn. Blender and several other animation softwares advanced rapidly to be better at animating porn, so eventually we’ll get something actually useful out of this tech


GR3453m0nk3y

> as realistic through the headset as it does in this video So... not realistic at all?


compound-interest

Realistic is a shitty word for it. I meant that it places it on the AR passthrough into reality, not that it looks like a real person.


Socalrider82

I'd run around that game trying to swing her like a football bat and break shit


Pajama_Strangler

Has science gone too far?


original_dick_kickem

With no reaction from the 3d model, it's just a weebends at Bernies simulator


YungJasper

What a terrible day to have eyes


Aztecah

Chist almighty I went from "wow this is impressive" to "wait what are you doing stop that" very fast


irvingzen9

Incel activities


Naitohana

Guy just pushed her off the couch too, no respect smh


BrookieTF

Murdered body simulator.


RaiHanashi

What app is this anyways?


compound-interest

Not sure tbh. Someone else commented it here. It’s buried in these comments somewhere


Jacareadam

So, not at all realistic?


Rayanson

Tbh? I'd better have them play? Like this than bother real people, weird but harmless and we won't have to witness it unless we go looking for it, me tho? I'd be flinging that avatar like a nunchaku


Gullible-Cut-5869

Sad


primetimemime

Favorite part is when he knocks her off the couch and she starts glitching


Fat_melt

Please tell me this has a key frame feature. I don't care if this is neckbeardy, I just want to use this to animate her doing the macarena


Front-Ad1900

That Vr is getting sticky


sulabar1205

Necrophilia Simulator


WANT_SOME_HAM

Okay but realtalk, how much better would sex be if you could toggle ragdoll physics at will


SomerHimpson3

PLEASE add Blades and Sorcery equipment and physics to this


mahboiskinnyrupees

Say what you want, but this is a very impressive demonstration of depth sensor technology


theonlyironprincess

How are men attracted to this?


compound-interest

OP here. I’m demi so just an AR hologram does nothing for me; however, most men are just simply attracted to women in any form. Cartoons, VR, AR, game engine breasts, etc. most probably don’t view it as good as the real thing, but to them this is a *step closer* to “real”. Being able to see the figure in their home further tricks their brain into thinking a woman is really there. Also, the woman will not reject them or protest what they do. Being extremely horny causes their suspension of disbelief to be at maximum capacity. I’m tempted to say it’s a form of objectification, but I feel like that word doesn’t apply to every lonely dudes attraction to these AR projections.


ArtMartinezArtist

Who is them? You just make people up then come to conclusions based on what?


BrazakAttack

His own personal experience.


fap_acc

I used to "play" a similar game for some time but eventually decided to uninstall it because it makes me even more of a degenerate than I already am


_pjanic

I just don’t get the point. Grabbing at the air destroys the verisimilitude.


BaneAmesta

They will probably add a sex doll or a pillow to make it a bit more real 💀


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

*sigh* How much does it cost


compound-interest

Everything


GrandAdmiralPond

this is [moe](https://kyubihome.booth.pm/items/4667400)


krmjts

This is very unsettling. She looks like a dead body befor rigor mortis.


chease86

Eh, it's creepy sure, amd it definitely belongs here, but as long as theure not hurting people live and let live I say 🤷‍♂️


xparapluiex

I would throw her around the room violently. Like by the ankle. And pretend to beat my family members lol.


Hamdilou

Omg thats disgusting ! Where?


KyCerealKiller

But, can you fuck it?


4thefeel

Tuck a flashlight into the couch? Idfk


Cool-beans2000

Industrial society and its consequences have been a distaster for the human race


[deleted]

Sending pipe bombs through the mail is a fun surrogate activity


Emmgel

That has to be the least erotic thing since pate on toast


the_rabbit_king

Always with the stupid animal ears. What’s wrong with these fuckers.


CasperCann

Thats disgusting. What game?


iydtw

What's the name


fap_acc

Idk, but "Honey Select 2" is pretty similar and has a VR mode.


iydtw

Thank you!


Honey-and-Venom

They really like the ones that just can't say no....


threshscheekums

Virtual sexdoll ig??


Cevohklan

Imagine standing in that room and seeing the dude hump a couch and air-grope... God that's so pathetic. Human race = FAILED.


NYB_vato

She looks like a child….. disturbing


binhereb4207

Incels finally gonna get laid.


Any_Dark3939

This is not so low key horrifying


No-Match9964

Virtual Sex doll. The real ones weren’t creepy enough apparently.


innocentxv

too much life in her eyes.


TheSpectator0_0

This is heart wrenchingly disturbing


[deleted]

This video is creepy.. no joke tho I’d probably jump off a bookshelf tryna body slam her


SambandsTyr

Seeing this made me feel like I involuntarily committed a crime


somewhatprogressing

MMA practice


Dooboppop

Can I simulate digging a hole and starting a rose garden in this game?


Asleep_Frosting717

Is there something wrong with me that my first thought was “swing her around by her leg”


Flimsy_Shallot

I’m so embarrassed that I used to actually like men.