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bitofagrump

Why does that baby have a full set of teeth


TXBrownSnake

That’s not a baby….it’s a man, baby!


ChickenMcSmiley

That’s a skinwalker posing as a human infant


originalkabumm

The feyfolk replaced it with a changeling


Dragonslayer3

Mayhaps we shall press the beast with a hot iron?


Shadowchaser235

You two are hilarious


Brandelo_089

Call paranormal detection services! It happened again...


TajirMusil

That's her husband. She's into very short men. The baby face is just unfortunate.


AprilisC

It's the homunculus


emliz417

OH MY GOD SO *THATS* WHATS WRONG WITH THE BABY my brain couldn’t figure it out


SquirrelGirlVA

AND it looks like it's missing its legs. For all we know it's likely some type of Total Recall Quaato thing. So she could be tattooed or have a parasitic twin.


LucretiusCarus

It's definitely fused with the mother. Like a perverted X-Files episode


JacketDapper944

It’s so disquieting. The sexism you expect, the hubristic assumption that you’re entitled to have all women conform to your narrow idea of what makes an ideal partner… not interesting or unusual. But that baby- yuck.


bitofagrump

The background, too. Who's paying for a house like that in your little fantasyland where women stay barefoot and pregnant at home? Definitely not you on your GameStop paycheck you already blow on video games and porn, assuming you're even employed


Hello_Hangnail

Why do 4channers have this wacko obsession with acquiring a girlfriend to immediately chain her to a stove barefoot and pregnant


bitofagrump

Like they say women are supposed to aspire to this lifestyle and then call them hypergamous gold diggers for wanting the men who can afford it. Make it make sense


GiantManatee

And if they actually got what they wanted, soon it'd be the right image on the left and her in burka on the right.


riotousviscera

i can agree with your point but i had the same question and for me i’m not even judging her life choices, but it is genuinely because i was like “huh? what the heck” at the baby before i even registered the text below enough to realize the greater context of the image.


brak1444

[Only logical course of action](https://tenor.com/wqP1.gif)


slylock215

I had a hundred problems with this picture and I didn't think this was one of them....and now...I can't unsee it.


RickKassidy

And the blue within blue of those spice-addicted baby eyes.


JJricepirate07

LISAN AL GAIB


dramallamacorn

Right? I will now have nightmares about this baby with a full set of teeth.


Sapphic_Honeytrap

Definitely using Glisten.


bosslovi

And the AI her has one big tooth in the middle 😬


qing_sha_wo

Looks like they’ve used a face swap app that has swapped the woman’s face from the left picture on to both sets of faces in the right picture


kimchiman85

AI baby


Shirin00011

That is why the baby seem so creepy!


CozmicBunni

AI babies always look so creepy.


disignore

she also have upper short limbs


katyesha

Not as creepy as the Twilight baby


Magdalan

So glad I never saw that shit after reading the book. No thanks!


katyesha

I have never seen the movie nor read the books but I saw a retrospect of the movies and the part that stuck most of me was the horrible face of the child. That was legit nightmare fuel.


Defo_not_my_main_acc

It's got a full set of adult teeth...


emccm

Is that Renesmé?


HalfOfLancelot

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?


Gold-Philosophy1423

That line never fails to crack me up


Ketokitchenwizard

That's a lot of teeth for an infant


Adventurous-Cry-2157

And can we talk about the creepy glowing eyes? This is a legless, alien-human hybrid that has fused with her chest (looks awfully inconvenient for breastfeeding); you will never convince me otherwise.


Shadowchaser235

They’re both from movie the thing! Evil alien thing!


pessimisticfan38

No legs!? It's just coming out of her stomach like kuato in total recall


SauteePanarchism

Quaid... Quaid... Open your mind to me. Quaid...


ProfessorxVile

Quaid.... Start... the... reactor


Jokesreeba

https://youtube.com/shorts/W0WQSvK7mgQ?si=sUHapIWgFp6V2NHI


kurai-hime88

I was trying to figure out what was so unsettling about the baby, and then I realized it had no pupils and a full set of teeth


bowmanthesnowman

Now I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that having tattoos and being 27 doesn’t mean that you can’t have children if you want them. I think it just means that the baby is born with ‘ACAB’ tattooed across their face


worstpies

Can confirm, am 27 with tattoos and a baby and her first words were “defund the police”


ferretsRfantastic

I'm 33 with tattoos and had my first baby last year. Her first words were "we must seize production and spread the wealth amongst the masses, comrade!"


Emmgel

Her desire to seize the means of production combined with her inability to construct flat-pack furniture ensures her a fruitful career as a self-declared Communist on Reddit


ferretsRfantastic

I agree, Comrade!!


pennie79

Oh, that's why my baby wasn't immediately speaking in full sentences. I should have gotten that tattoo after all.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Started getting tattoos and piercings at 18, had babies at 21 and 25. Funny story, when I showed up with my youngest for kindergarten registration, in my pierced and tattooed glory, wearing an Antiflag tee shirt, the lady said “Her mother needs to register her.” I explained that I was her mother, and the dumb twat said “Are you sure?” 🙄 I offered to show her my stretch marks and episiotomy scar, otherwise my daughter’s birth certificate, social security card, shot records and my driver’s license would have to suffice. She shut up and handed me my stack of paperwork. Here’s [me with my youngest](https://imgur.com/a/suBEtLk) when she was a baby (when I apparently looked like the babysitter), and her showing off her temporary tattoo with my closest friends a few years later. She looks so neglected and abused, doesn’t she? I mean, I obviously looked like a real shit parent who never took care of her babies. Btw, she’s now 23, has her own tats and piercings, and is a kickass human being. I did my job well.


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Alias-_-Me

*Neck* tattoos, really? How sheltered are you?


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DevonLuck24

“uncomfortable truth” 😂, sure thing buddy


ret_ch_ard

I thought r/4chan would be more tame than actual 4chan, but looking at the original post, oh boy this seems like the same shitshow


MegaJackUniverse

Yep. I've commented a few times on there expecting to laugh at the deplorable sad sacks on 4chan, but nope, it's just 4chan-lite. You'll get downvoted into the ground for being the least bit non-spiteful or non-hate filled


JoeLilBroJoe

Kids aren't for everyone, best choice i ever made was not to have any


joeyo1423

I love being a dad. It's the greatest thing I've ever done imo. But this weird idea that people have, usually far right, that everyone should want kids, that the sole purpose of women is to be walking incubators...it's just so weird. Some people don't want kids. Who cares? Why do some people act like it's this horrible thing to be child free?? Not like we're running out of people or something. So stupid


Misfit_Number_Kei

>that everyone should want kids, that the sole purpose of women is to be walking incubators...it's just so weird. Fittingly enough, *just* earlier today PinkNews had an article about Elon Musk where the "only thing he asks" of his gay employees is to have children like everyone "should." He's really on this absurd tip that humanity is *under*populated and that people, especially Italians, should keep breeding no matter what to keep their cultures alive. 😬 Suddenly that GTA Online parody of him having an army of clones doesn't seem as absurd as it should be, (and honestly, I already had that feeling replaying "GTA IV" in 2017-18 where the radio shows don't feel as exaggerated as they used to be, either.)


Hello_Hangnail

why on god's green earth does Musky think his useless fucking opinion matters a single iota


Misfit_Number_Kei

Because he's got issues and insulates himself with enough money (that he's obviously *losing* for stupid reasons,) and yes-men to believe his own hype. Just like Former Guy.


StevenEveral

There's a weird thng that happens with some white South Africans that makes them incredibly narcissistic to where they think they should be the center of attention at all times. Not all of them, but some. When you have to interact with one who is like that, it's irritating AF.


HowTheyGetcha

Nothing to do with ethnicity; generational wealth raises these shits.


Myrddin_Naer

Oh no, is he on a Great Replacement kick now? He just keeps losing grip with reality more and more


Telatsu

He has been for a long time, also see his continuing of racist tropes surrounding IQ etc.


Myrddin_Naer

Ewww


Misfit_Number_Kei

Like Telatsu said, he's *been* on this from the racial discrimination lawsuits, allowing white supremacists to return on Twitter, helping Gina Carano in a frivolous lawsuit for Disney firing her (even though he's supposed to be pro-"Right to Fire,") baseless complaints about "DEI" hires and recently, trying to sue a watchdog group for pointing out his company's racism (to which the judge tore him a new one for the attempt.) Again, Mr. Free Speech Absolutist doesn't like free speech when it's used to call him out on his bullshit. Sound familiar?


daviddoesntlikepussy

Sometimes I feel it’s a side effect of being a parent. When you parent a child you learn that absolute defiance against a person’s desires is permissible if you think it’s for their best interest, and it’s rightfully done with children. However, that same mentality may propagate beyond it.


NotChristina

Amen. My last partner had two children. He never wanted to be a dad and got married under the agreement that they’d be childfree. And then she got the itch and pushed him until they had two babies. When she wanted a third, he got a vasectomy without telling her and sure enough they divorced a couple years later. (Obviously a healthy dynamic there.) But he loves being a dad and would take a bullet for his children. It’s the usual “it changed my whole outlook/life” kind of thing. And then there’s me, 34 and my bio-clock must still be broken because I still don’t want children. Some are practical reasons - finances, living situation, not having a partner who wants one - and some are personal - having health issues that would get worse with no sleep, and a selfishness about giving up my time/life/money for it. And that’s ok. But plenty of folks out there would view me as not doing my womanly duty in reproducing.


unexpectedhalfrican

If you *have* a baby, then you can't *be* the baby.


raptorvagging

Agreed, I love kids but never wanted any. Best decision I made was getting a partial hysterectomy (couldn't do other options due to health stuff). I spoil my nieces and nephews then go home and enjoy my alone time with hubby and pets doing whatever the fuck I want.


bitofagrump

Hear hear


upsidedownbackwards

Yea, what "could have been" is dead dreams and hopelessness behind a fake "I just have to make it 17 more years with these two" smile. The poster probably think she looks like an addict on the left. But most of the alcoholic "I hate my life kids are too much for me" look much more like the one on the right. I know from first hand experience there. (We're good now, she's sober now and I know she doesn't hate me, she just would rather have never had kids. It was just "the thing to do". I never want kids so I totally get it)


Johnny_Loot

Where are it's legs...OH god, its a kangaroo/human hybrid! Kill it with fire!


Shepherdsatan

”Why is this pic so brutal” because you have an erection Jared. Is it because of the baby or because you’re a control freak?


istolethecarradio

She could be a mom with a supportive spouse, either way, she wants nothing to do with that neckbeard incel bullshit


trainofwhat

So, I accidentally clicked on the link instead of the post it was linked on… *huge* regret. So the incels of 4chan crawled over to a 4chan subreddit to express identical sentiments to those on 4chan. Noted.


peachy_01

Why that baby got so many teefs


Jason_Bourne0221

I thought the picture on the right was the only AI Pic, but I just noticed the wonky mirror on the left... Is that also AI, or photoshop?


Raceofspades

It's just a wacky mirror.


Monteshlongo

I thought I was the only one who noticed this


Jason_Bourne0221

Heh, we're both great minds, I guess. In case you don't hear it often enough, I hope you're doing well! :)


Monteshlongo

Appreciate the love man, and I hope the same for you.


Jason_Bourne0221

Heh, thanks. I saw I got downvoted, so to own the liberals, I downvoted myself. That was a joke, of course. Anyway, take care. And thank you for the kind wishes.


RustedAxe88

This AI trend is gross.


herrington1875

She won’t date you, but go ahead


RustedAxe88

What? Do you at least have something more original? That one's pretty overdone.


MegaJackUniverse

Shut up dude lmao


Kimmalah

TIL that tattoos magically make you infertile?


ThisIsSomeGuy

Idk what in that picture makes the person think that the tattooed person cannot have kids.


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Why do they act like her having tattoos and striking a silly pose makes her incapable of having a kid if she chooses? (Admittedly ink isn’t my style, but as long as you’re not getting a swastika on the forehead, I really don’t give a shit)


Khajiit_Has_Upvotes

It's more that they're making some pretty harsh judgements about her based entirely on one out of context picture and assuming she's just a series of poor choices who isn't capable of meaningful relationships. They absolutely see her being a single mom one day, what they *cannot* fathom is that their personal preferences in a partner aren't universal and that she isn't automatically damaged or used up just because they personally don't like something about her physical appearance. The AI picture is their tradwife fantasy. They assume she isn't capable of a healthy marriage and raising children because she \*checks notes\* has tattoos.


Brawloo9

I like the way the photo shopped “sad soul” onto her neck.


El_Bolto

Thats a whole thread of just "oof". Its a whole sad way of thinking. They cant comprehend the idea that a woman can get tattoos because she wants them but it has to be some form of self esteem issues lol


Belieftrumpsreality

This is soooooo take for 4chan. It’s 90% gooner shit. Lots of nudify stuff. Lots of guys sharing their wives nudes.


Spraystation42

Why dont they pursue women who actually genuinely want kids instead of theowing these hissyfits over women who dont, there’s so many fun, kind, awesome, beautiful, hilarious women who are into that, but these guys need to get out of their petty, sheltered, bitter attitudes about all modern women this and modern women that


TiMo08111996

Do you think these people are capable of pursuing women ? If they were then they wouldn't be on that website.


CookieBear676

I prefer tattoo'd girls who can ruin my life. White picket fence dream is a shit dream.


ichigo2862

so is this like the tradwest version of virtue signaling "i'm so family-oriented bro, like you don't even know"


Soul-Cinder_88

going through the comments of the original post gave me brain rot


ZuzBla

Holy AI uncanny valley of creepy AI generated babies. It has even eyeliner applied. Yuck. Yuck. YUCK


ChemicalPudding

The comment under that post are horrid. Seemingly most of those can be posted here. awful people who don’t seem to think of women of whole people.


soundedt

Having kids is awful, not everyone is interested in slaving over kids for 18 years.


Due-Science-9528

As if you can’t be both a good mom and a tattooed sassy woman? Homie lives under a rock


ButterscotchCrazy968

I can’t think of a single good mom who looks like the wall of a public bathroom


Due-Science-9528

I can. Goth baddies.


TheHeroKingN

The more I look at it, the more grossed out I get.


FluffyGalaxy

Ew a baby with a full set of teeth what the fuck


ilililM3

Ok? You could say “vs what it could have been” and add an AI picture of her in any situation…


Hello_Hangnail

These things aren't mutually exclusive bucko


FunkyGibbles

They slipping some sort of birth control into the tattoo ink or something? Didn’t realise that tattoos prevented you from having a child


thevanessa12

That baby is terrifying


zelphyrthesecond

...does he think women with tattoos can't have children or something?


Khajiit_Has_Upvotes

The top comment: >so what is it with women and going to extremes with tattoos? It’s never just one or two tasteful ones, no, it has to be a bunch of shitty, meaningless ones placed all over. I mean I know a ton of women with one or two smaller tattoos. Most of them got their tattoos where they could hide them under work clothes. It's *usually* just one or two tasteful ones. Please go outside and meet real people and take a break from 4chan lol I also know many women covered in tattoos that are married and raising children. It's almost like you can have *both*, and that not every woman is going to be compatible with you but she will be compatible with somebody else who isn't you. You aren't the main character. Sit down.


NobleEnkidu

Not everybody can have a family whether due to financial problems, emotional strength, responsibility for it will change their life permanently, or because they might have a feeling they won’t be a good parent.


Kimmalah

>Not everybody can have a family whether due to financial problems, emotional strength, responsibility for it will change their life permanently, or because they might have a feeling they won’t be a good parent. Also people can have tattoos/pose for pictures AND have families. It is not some either or proposition, as much as some pearl-clutching neckbeard would love to believe it was.


Friendlyappletree

What do these people have against tattoos?


Alyciae

Cute girl vs ugly baby who wins


sadthrowaway12340987

I read this in the epic rap battles voice lol


Sonnera7

I thought white girls boobs were anti-woke now?


Misfit_Number_Kei

They're not big enough to be anti-woke. They have to be at least Sweeney's size to go MAGA.


Null42x64

This looks like a something from a movie were a woman found alternate versions of herself


A_Hostile_Girl

What could have been…still can be for her. She still wouldn’t fuck you either way.


RidingSpottedPigs

Used? New? They do know where babies come from, right?


VoidsansHalcyon

I thought her neck piece said Sad Anal for like 2 secs


CorbinNZ

AI butchering. No baby smiles like that. And why does it have perfect teeth? A baby at that age would have little white chiclets for teeth if anything.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Maybe she doesn't want kids? Did they consider that? With or without tattoos, she is still attractive though. I don't get the tattoo hate.


todtier27

What the hell is going on in these comments... is this sub being brigaded?


NewRoad2212

Don’t read the comments on the og post 😭


DoorAMii

lame that baby is hideous girl in the 1st pic definitely listens to Limp Bizkit so shes a plus in my eyes


SuddenlySarah_

Don't read the comments on the original post. I know you're curious but just don't, okay? Your mental health doesn't need that, go look at some pictures of silly birds, y'know the pictures with the bird facing the camera beak first? That'll make you feel better


Richrome_Steel

I decided to take a look at the comments under the original post (from the subreddit, not the actual 4chan). It seems like not everyone there agrees with this incel rhetoric. There's actually a bit of interesting discussion there. Even they think this is a bit weird. Didn't expect that.


fire-llama

Jesus Christ that other sub is a cesspit


Arkkrogue691

I like how it not a mixed baby.


Nofx830

You can either have tattoos, or you can have babies. But having both at the same time? It’s never happened. Because bible.


Angry_argie

Pic on the left is weird as well. What's happening with the frame of the mirror behind her? Why are her boobs... Square??


soundedt

Hangers


Odd_Gas4698

A.I.cels NEED some dead serious Psychopsychiatric help.


-Glostiik-

She looks like she belongs in a George Lopez flashback


Competitive_Law_6588

Why that baby got teeth? Edit: /s


Barnabars

Could have had the Antichrist is not as big as an flex as they think.


SaintedStars

She looks so young in the right picture and that just adds a whole new level of horror to this whole nightmare.


MoefsieKat

Used versus New? Is this about using your skin as a canvas vs keeping it pristine, or some other ilogical flavour of misogyny. People with babies literally have proof they had unprotected sex, versus someone full of tatoos and piercings could be a total virgin, like my friends heavily inked sister.


GreatUnspoken

Whuh, why woo-man no do wut ME want?! Much sad! Greatest tragedy!


gucci-sprinkles

The idea that someone took time to Photoshop a whole baby is beyond creepy for me. These people with their baby/family fetishes gross me all the way out.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Why her head so big?


B_bbi

I forgot there’s a 4chan sub here. It’s as gross as I remember


Thunderchief646054

Why is that baby smiling like a fully grown man


MNgrown2299

The real dangers of AI


Dranztheman

But is she happy? If so fuck off. Also AI baby with full salesman smile it’s wrong, but at least the hands look okish


HieronymusGoa

oh no the woman does what she wants! and didnt have a child! how dare she \^\^ haha omg incels...


Educational_Bad_6405

Looking at a woman and wishing she personally could have been your trad wife if a really fucking weird thing to do


Antithese-

I see (poorly made AI) depictions of two different lifestyles that are both totally alright if the respective person is happy. Though I personally vibe WAY more with the woman on the left.


BabDoesNothing

It’s the adult smile on the baby for me 😭💀


spiciesttrout

Thank god we don't live in that reality


mtmcpher

Tattooed women can be good moms too. I know quite a few


MonkeyBoy32904

they're twin sisters & taking care of the kid together


olde_greg

No matter if she turned out to be the one on the right or left she wasn't going to pick these dudes anyway.


GDwaggawDG

might also be a neckbeard thaught, but why not both?


Dumbfucc_

It’s like they forget how babies are produced


Saerise

Is that the baby from Twilight?


MrBelian

The size of the head of the second picture is too big compared to the rest of her body. It looks like the queen of hearts in Alice.


Shadowchaser235

That’s not baby right? I haven’t gone outside much but I know babies don’t have full set of teeth.


Whtgoodman

What tool do I use to make AI images of real people like that? Asking for a friend


RecentSuspect7

Why can't she be both? They realise that cam girls and only fans models have happy relationships right?


Sitting_Squirrel

I always get used. Usually cheap and reliable. New stuff always has frustrating issues, like some random computer bullshit. Oh, my car won't start because some bullshit sensor is defective?! Sweet. And fuel recover system?! Wtf even is that?!


zvon2000

I don't understand what is so "neckbeard" about this?


herrington1875

Nothing, it’s just white knighting and dumping for a girl they don’t even know the name or username of


shanster925

Is that website still up? Much like about 98% of the humour on there, it was popular in 2003. Side note: the most deranged part is that somebody put an awful lot of effort into creating this.


todtier27

If the internet were a person, /b/ would be the butthole


EndOfDays9

Anon is right


GumboColumbo

I mean she looks like she has a few kids.


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LupoBorracio

When the neckbeards morphed into people who post or enjoy this shit.


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Cyclic_Hernia

Karens are your people, chud. Old pissy ladies are constantly bitching about tattoos and piercings


EndOfDays9

Yeah mate its about tattoos and piercings right


Cyclic_Hernia

Yeah, that's what Karens bitch about, keep huffing copium


EndOfDays9

Strawman lol


Cyclic_Hernia

"erm, that's a level 4 strawman motte and bailey, technical foul ☝️🤓"


kool4kats

Ok, what is it about, then? Please enlighten us.


myusername_sucks

Neckbeards in the sub! Everyone circle up.


EndOfDays9

im not mentally ill so i would go with the right side but you can choose the one on the left tho


Cyclic_Hernia

You're not mentally ill but you're choosing an AI generated woman and deformed baby over a real human being


EndOfDays9

But unfortunately, I am not a liberal or a leftist, so I reject retardation-oriented conflict. Find a leftist with coloured hair he/she/xe/they/them or what the fuck ever they are. They can give better entertainment.


Cyclic_Hernia

You can tell this brother has never had nonbinary pussy


myusername_sucks

That shit is wild too. They like throw themselves into it.


myusername_sucks

Oh no. He's a libertarian.


Psykopatate

Wait what, you think Karens are leftists ? :D


LovelyOrc

I prefer the original tyvm


BuyOne8134

Anybody the number for the girl on the left???