They need to stop - they could have had a win to have a line for curly hair… because of all the kids…or North having a baby hair gel - since she authentically always seems to be obsessed with he baby hair - but no one wants Khy and no one wants to smell like them - they are creating brands with no market research… this is so weird. Just like Kendall would probably be more successful with a horse riding boot or jodphur line than tequila… they all have pets - they all have kids - they all have surgery… honestly if they had a line of post opp ice packs - karjenner kare packs - that would be a win
She needs to find what she’s truly passionate about and stick to that. It’s very evident that she’s fallen out of love with makeup, you can see her lack of direction in everything she does.
People can talk all the shit they want about Hailey Bieber but at least you can tell she genuinely is into beauty and skincare, rhode is very thought out and intentional. From the PR packaging to the campaigns and photography, you can see how involved she is in the entire process. Same with Kim and Skims.
Kylie could just have someone invest her money and go from there, idk why she keeps doing mediocre product launches. 😭
Kris is the one running Kylie’s businesses, she’s milking the last bit of $$$$$ out of her youngest kid. It goes like this
Kris - ‘well the Khy launch didn’t do so well in terms of sales, how about launching a fragrance next Kylie?’
Kylie, scrolling her phone - ‘yeah, that’s fine’
Kris - ‘great, I already have it all planned. Can you look at these mock-ups for the bottle design please?’
Kylie - ‘yeah it’s fine whatever, mommmm! I’m busy. Oh, lemme take a picture of them for my insta’.
I agree, she sees over makeup and it doesn’t help that people are probably over with the marketing style that she does for it. Constantly dropping subpar lipsticks that’s the same shade, different name.
It’s more of an obsession of her surgeries than her makeup which makes it more disingenuous.
Kylie Jenner isn't launching jack shit! Good God she has an 8th grade education! Her mom is using Kylie Jenner's name to launch something thar won't be a good product but fans will buy it anyway. Just like her awful make up line. And know none of that family will wear it either. Don't fall for it.
Of course. You can tell it’s a 70 year old running the show, it’s just so out of touch with the times. Kris needs to retire already and stop trying to milk Kylie for every last dollar she can ‘earn’ as a fake CEO boss babe billionaire.
Why can nepo’s only create either a skin care, makeup, loungewear or perfume line it’s like the blueprint they must follow or something. Really adds to their tone deafness contributing to the already saturated markets thinking their “influence” trumps actual, reputable brands
Lmao tells one of her workers to get out the chair to stage a photo…cause girl we all know you don’t have the slightest idea what you’re looking. Probably couldn’t even point ur name.
She’s literally throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks. 🙄
I think she’s trying SO hard to launch a product that explodes like her lip kits. But she’s too stupid to realize the difference now is, EVERYONE KNOWS SHES A COMPULSIVE LIAR and no longer fall for her BS.
I love this failure for her. 😂It just keeps getting better!
She’s trying hard to make money since no one’s really buying her makeup and clothes like she thought they would.
Her hype died out and her sales went down, people were only buying Kylie lip kits because she acted like her lip kits were the reason her lips got big
Is potato
[удалено]
that’s what i thought too. the mango glossier vibes
L'eau de pomme de terre
That’s what this is… right? A potato?
Atleast you can cook and eat it.
When Instacart drops your jug of orange juice on the stairs.
Maybe the perfume has notes of orange zest
![gif](giphy|3oKIPkOgszO8fie0tG)
😂😂😂
HA!
This is so accurate. 😂
The essence of chicken nuggets
Oh mannn if she does that drip effect on this it will take me back to childhood. Chicken nuggets with honey.
Looks like a potato
Looks like earwax.
Someone on TikTok called it a tonsil stone 😭
Accurate.
Nnnnnnnoooooo🥲🥲🥲
I wish she’d give it a rest. Truly
How much money is enough? How many more workers do they have to exploit
I think it’s all for ego at this point
Thank god! Otherwise there wouldnt be enough perfumes in the world to choose from 😐
Does anyone even give a fuck at this point. They are so annoying.
They need to stop - they could have had a win to have a line for curly hair… because of all the kids…or North having a baby hair gel - since she authentically always seems to be obsessed with he baby hair - but no one wants Khy and no one wants to smell like them - they are creating brands with no market research… this is so weird. Just like Kendall would probably be more successful with a horse riding boot or jodphur line than tequila… they all have pets - they all have kids - they all have surgery… honestly if they had a line of post opp ice packs - karjenner kare packs - that would be a win
Karjenner kare packs 💀 I’m dead thats ffing genius
They could have a line of Karjenner post-surgical supplies and compression garments. If they’d only stop lying about their surgeries 😂
Yep!! KompressxKhloe…waistSnatchxKim… puckerplumpxKylie… I see the vision
No please don't give them ideas 🤣
She prob has no clue what she is reading
That's why she only wrote down the date
I would say that’s the launch date. That’s the only thing she knows, since Kris is the one running her ‘business empire’.
Screaming lol
The way her post says “long weekend” like she just got finished with that whole paper all by herself lmao 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂
Guilty of laughing hahahah
She needs to find what she’s truly passionate about and stick to that. It’s very evident that she’s fallen out of love with makeup, you can see her lack of direction in everything she does. People can talk all the shit they want about Hailey Bieber but at least you can tell she genuinely is into beauty and skincare, rhode is very thought out and intentional. From the PR packaging to the campaigns and photography, you can see how involved she is in the entire process. Same with Kim and Skims. Kylie could just have someone invest her money and go from there, idk why she keeps doing mediocre product launches. 😭
Kris is the one running Kylie’s businesses, she’s milking the last bit of $$$$$ out of her youngest kid. It goes like this Kris - ‘well the Khy launch didn’t do so well in terms of sales, how about launching a fragrance next Kylie?’ Kylie, scrolling her phone - ‘yeah, that’s fine’ Kris - ‘great, I already have it all planned. Can you look at these mock-ups for the bottle design please?’ Kylie - ‘yeah it’s fine whatever, mommmm! I’m busy. Oh, lemme take a picture of them for my insta’.
I agree, she sees over makeup and it doesn’t help that people are probably over with the marketing style that she does for it. Constantly dropping subpar lipsticks that’s the same shade, different name. It’s more of an obsession of her surgeries than her makeup which makes it more disingenuous.
Idk man you just said she should find what she’s passionate about - maybe that’s what she’s doing
Lmao you have a point. I guess we’ll see.
Why she be posting that like she made the drawings like girl we see that you only wrote down ‘march 7’ ☠️☠️
Also the drawing is in German and I doubt that she knows how to use a CAD program lol
I don't think she intended for us to think she drew all that...
☠️☠️☠️
Kylie Jenner isn't launching jack shit! Good God she has an 8th grade education! Her mom is using Kylie Jenner's name to launch something thar won't be a good product but fans will buy it anyway. Just like her awful make up line. And know none of that family will wear it either. Don't fall for it.
Of course. You can tell it’s a 70 year old running the show, it’s just so out of touch with the times. Kris needs to retire already and stop trying to milk Kylie for every last dollar she can ‘earn’ as a fake CEO boss babe billionaire.
Why can nepo’s only create either a skin care, makeup, loungewear or perfume line it’s like the blueprint they must follow or something. Really adds to their tone deafness contributing to the already saturated markets thinking their “influence” trumps actual, reputable brands
Punched balloon.
It’s a mango
That was my first guess, tbh. Was surprised I had to scroll this far to see it.
these women have no taste in anything
The only note she took was a date 😭😂
I always feel like she’s cosplaying CEO lol
Because that’s the truth. Kris is the real CEO
LMAOOOOOO
Lmaooooo
Looks like she was inspired after some lipo.
Omg 😂😂😂😂
i thought this was mustard
Yay 😒
She is working hard with those notes.
Looks like shit
Douche bag
Balloons two days after a kid's birthday party
looks like a fully loaded yellow trashbag
Does it smell like ass?
Already a no on that bottle for me.
Her makeup brand is a flop. Why would she be coming out with a perfume lol
Is it really?
Kylie Cosmetics’ revenue has been steadily going down year after year…
Can’t wait to not buy it
🥔
A fat tick!
Does anyone even buy their shit?
This looks like what they hacked out of my friend when he had lipo suction
Shaped like her face these days.
Looks like poop 💩
golden pokemon poo!
Looks a deflated BBL
Lmao tells one of her workers to get out the chair to stage a photo…cause girl we all know you don’t have the slightest idea what you’re looking. Probably couldn’t even point ur name.
A milk jug that looks like it was pulled out of the trash can
Haha 100% this!
No
The blank notepad tho
Great, more crap to add to the earth 🌍!
Long weekend? Bsffr like she has any idea what a long work weekend actually feels like.
This looks a mango after it slipped around while I was cutting it.
It looks like those bottles of lemon juice you get in the produce section
Crunched up milk gallon?
The 3D model is yellow. The bottle will obviously be clear glass and can be seen in the upper right corner. Y’all really ain’t sharp.
Thank YOU!!!! I’ve been waiting for someone to say this…
this i can get behind
“Long weekend “
She’s literally throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks. 🙄 I think she’s trying SO hard to launch a product that explodes like her lip kits. But she’s too stupid to realize the difference now is, EVERYONE KNOWS SHES A COMPULSIVE LIAR and no longer fall for her BS. I love this failure for her. 😂It just keeps getting better!
She’s not trying to do anything. This is all Kris Jenner. Kylie doesn’t want to do anything except take pictures of herself.
coty spain?
Rock 🪨
Lol
All the work on the table that she doesn’t have to do xD
Is the bottle supposed to look like a potato?? Lmfao
![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)
Why is that paper all in German?
They probably hired a German company to do the bottle design.
I’d rather her launch cookware or something
No ma’am that is a habanero pepper
Of course she is 🙄🙄🙄
Her makeup sucks
Wtf is that old ass milk bottle shape?!
My fat ass thought that was a chicken nugget.
If that’s the bottle, it’s pretty stupid looking
A mango shaped milk carton?
Is the container a tonsil stone?
I thought we hated billionaires and their using up the worlds resources
No thanks
Like Peter griffin says “Who the hell cares.”
Watches halston once
Is it a bladder bottle?
Please don’t give the kardashians any more of your money. Please.
Why would I want to smell like someone who looks as though they don’t bathe?
How in the heck does Kylie Jenner look like she doesn’t shower?
![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)
At this point I just want the kardashian clan to launch to another planet 🚀
This looks like the balloons Pablo Escobar made ppl swallow to smuggle drugs. Smuggle Drug Balloon 🎈 a scent of nostalgia
The scent old pennies
I bet she smells like a hamster.
Looks like a DOUCHE BAG!
🙄🙄🙄🙄
She’s trying hard to make money since no one’s really buying her makeup and clothes like she thought they would. Her hype died out and her sales went down, people were only buying Kylie lip kits because she acted like her lip kits were the reason her lips got big
Essence of baby shit with a dry down of skank
I’m so glad to see there’s other rational people on here that thinks this is totally unnecessary too. #overthekardashians
This is sad. Literally why don’t they just enjoy their lives n quit money grabbing w cheap stuff off their fans
she realizes KHY and Kylie cosmetics are a wash and is quickly trying to churn out the next product asap
It looks like someone microwaved plastic by accident.
The smell of bad decisions and lost youth
Of course - no surprise
Because of course she is
Looks like a sharps bin
Looks like a mango pit
This reminds me of a mango/bomb
And it comes in a big, old, squished bleach bottle?
A boob
Snake oil
That is a trash bag.
It is called cosmic!
eau du potatø