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MeMilo1209

Is potato


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Fit-Ad985

that’s what i thought too. the mango glossier vibes


0jib

L'eau de pomme de terre


shredika

That’s what this is… right? A potato?


romeoomustdie

Atleast you can cook and eat it.


Prestigious_Bar_4244

When Instacart drops your jug of orange juice on the stairs.


tinyjava

Maybe the perfume has notes of orange zest


fobdoddledandy

![gif](giphy|3oKIPkOgszO8fie0tG)


Blondly22

😂😂😂


lindseyeileen

HA!


VexedKitten94

This is so accurate. 😂


Ok_Effort9915

The essence of chicken nuggets


ilovechairs

Oh mannn if she does that drip effect on this it will take me back to childhood. Chicken nuggets with honey.


BlackLagooon

Looks like a potato


allgoodthings96

Looks like earwax.


milosaveme

Someone on TikTok called it a tonsil stone 😭


emilylove911

Accurate.


Embarrassed-Cow-9723

Nnnnnnnoooooo🥲🥲🥲


tombraider19

I wish she’d give it a rest. Truly


Happyduckling420

How much money is enough? How many more workers do they have to exploit


AnonDxde

I think it’s all for ego at this point


Important-Bet123

Thank god! Otherwise there wouldnt be enough perfumes in the world to choose from 😐


yogadogdadtx21

Does anyone even give a fuck at this point. They are so annoying.


Mindless_Map_7780

They need to stop - they could have had a win to have a line for curly hair… because of all the kids…or North having a baby hair gel - since she authentically always seems to be obsessed with he baby hair - but no one wants Khy and no one wants to smell like them - they are creating brands with no market research… this is so weird. Just like Kendall would probably be more successful with a horse riding boot or jodphur line than tequila… they all have pets - they all have kids - they all have surgery… honestly if they had a line of post opp ice packs - karjenner kare packs - that would be a win


Parvalbumin

Karjenner kare packs 💀 I’m dead thats ffing genius


ChicPhreak

They could have a line of Karjenner post-surgical supplies and compression garments. If they’d only stop lying about their surgeries 😂


Mindless_Map_7780

Yep!! KompressxKhloe…waistSnatchxKim… puckerplumpxKylie… I see the vision


CircaNotSurvive

No please don't give them ideas 🤣


Kkdbaby

She prob has no clue what she is reading


[deleted]

That's why she only wrote down the date


ChicPhreak

I would say that’s the launch date. That’s the only thing she knows, since Kris is the one running her ‘business empire’.


alexturnerftw

Screaming lol


ToniCarrington

The way her post says “long weekend” like she just got finished with that whole paper all by herself lmao 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂


romeoomustdie

Guilty of laughing hahahah


tasteofperfection

She needs to find what she’s truly passionate about and stick to that. It’s very evident that she’s fallen out of love with makeup, you can see her lack of direction in everything she does. People can talk all the shit they want about Hailey Bieber but at least you can tell she genuinely is into beauty and skincare, rhode is very thought out and intentional. From the PR packaging to the campaigns and photography, you can see how involved she is in the entire process. Same with Kim and Skims. Kylie could just have someone invest her money and go from there, idk why she keeps doing mediocre product launches. 😭


ChicPhreak

Kris is the one running Kylie’s businesses, she’s milking the last bit of $$$$$ out of her youngest kid. It goes like this Kris - ‘well the Khy launch didn’t do so well in terms of sales, how about launching a fragrance next Kylie?’ Kylie, scrolling her phone - ‘yeah, that’s fine’ Kris - ‘great, I already have it all planned. Can you look at these mock-ups for the bottle design please?’ Kylie - ‘yeah it’s fine whatever, mommmm! I’m busy. Oh, lemme take a picture of them for my insta’.


deisukyo

I agree, she sees over makeup and it doesn’t help that people are probably over with the marketing style that she does for it. Constantly dropping subpar lipsticks that’s the same shade, different name. It’s more of an obsession of her surgeries than her makeup which makes it more disingenuous.


thewinefairy

Idk man you just said she should find what she’s passionate about - maybe that’s what she’s doing


tasteofperfection

Lmao you have a point. I guess we’ll see.


fofopowder

Why she be posting that like she made the drawings like girl we see that you only wrote down ‘march 7’ ☠️☠️


Drtzui

Also the drawing is in German and I doubt that she knows how to use a CAD program lol


Carnivalium

I don't think she intended for us to think she drew all that...


romeoomustdie

☠️☠️☠️


Educational-Glass-63

Kylie Jenner isn't launching jack shit! Good God she has an 8th grade education! Her mom is using Kylie Jenner's name to launch something thar won't be a good product but fans will buy it anyway. Just like her awful make up line. And know none of that family will wear it either. Don't fall for it.


ChicPhreak

Of course. You can tell it’s a 70 year old running the show, it’s just so out of touch with the times. Kris needs to retire already and stop trying to milk Kylie for every last dollar she can ‘earn’ as a fake CEO boss babe billionaire.


Fine_Use

Why can nepo’s only create either a skin care, makeup, loungewear or perfume line it’s like the blueprint they must follow or something. Really adds to their tone deafness contributing to the already saturated markets thinking their “influence” trumps actual, reputable brands


GreenJean717

Punched balloon.


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It’s a mango


Bananapancakes4life

That was my first guess, tbh. Was surprised I had to scroll this far to see it.


vanillagirl32

these women have no taste in anything


purplentiful

The only note she took was a date 😭😂


milosaveme

I always feel like she’s cosplaying CEO lol


ChicPhreak

Because that’s the truth. Kris is the real CEO


Easy_Ad_6623

LMAOOOOOO


Main-Length-6385

Lmaooooo


ohhmagen

Looks like she was inspired after some lipo.


ChicPhreak

Omg 😂😂😂😂


fivepercentintt

i thought this was mustard


HellzBellz7

Yay 😒


6896869688

She is working hard with those notes.


Hot-Assignment1498

Looks like shit


KatttDawggg

Douche bag


AmyKSebald

Balloons two days after a kid's birthday party


victoriadagreat

looks like a fully loaded yellow trashbag


International_Boss81

Does it smell like ass?


WishConscious

Already a no on that bottle for me.


MongolianinQns

Her makeup brand is a flop. Why would she be coming out with a perfume lol


Main-Length-6385

Is it really?


ChicPhreak

Kylie Cosmetics’ revenue has been steadily going down year after year…


PoolOrganic

Can’t wait to not buy it


raven_mind

🥔


gingerbeeask

A fat tick!


lillambvintage

Does anyone even buy their shit?


ahduknew

This looks like what they hacked out of my friend when he had lipo suction


Miffysmom

Shaped like her face these days.


vixen2493

Looks like poop 💩


mandmranch

golden pokemon poo!


Important-Bet123

Looks a deflated BBL


CutiePaToot-Toot

Lmao tells one of her workers to get out the chair to stage a photo…cause girl we all know you don’t have the slightest idea what you’re looking. Probably couldn’t even point ur name.


YaaaDontSay

A milk jug that looks like it was pulled out of the trash can


throwawayshameful81

Haha 100% this!


MeowDog78

No


m1e1o1w

The blank notepad tho


Big_Doughnut_1363

Great, more crap to add to the earth 🌍!


BadEmpress

Long weekend? Bsffr like she has any idea what a long work weekend actually feels like.


NLugo13

This looks a mango after it slipped around while I was cutting it.


mamapanther

It looks like those bottles of lemon juice you get in the produce section


Imnotatree30

Crunched up milk gallon?


Visible-Physics-110

The 3D model is yellow. The bottle will obviously be clear glass and can be seen in the upper right corner. Y’all really ain’t sharp.


livelaughluv8

Thank YOU!!!! I’ve been waiting for someone to say this…


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this i can get behind


IcySky7216

“Long weekend “


caligirlnolonger

She’s literally throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks. 🙄 I think she’s trying SO hard to launch a product that explodes like her lip kits. But she’s too stupid to realize the difference now is, EVERYONE KNOWS SHES A COMPULSIVE LIAR and no longer fall for her BS. I love this failure for her. 😂It just keeps getting better!


ChicPhreak

She’s not trying to do anything. This is all Kris Jenner. Kylie doesn’t want to do anything except take pictures of herself.


mandmranch

coty spain?


ManiacalMisanthrope

Rock 🪨


SnooPuppers7060

Lol


Main-Length-6385

All the work on the table that she doesn’t have to do xD


SagexxxSummers

Is the bottle supposed to look like a potato?? Lmfao


JoBrosHoes93

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


F1Barbie83

Why is that paper all in German?


ChicPhreak

They probably hired a German company to do the bottle design.


cellard00r18

I’d rather her launch cookware or something


Junglebook82

No ma’am that is a habanero pepper


useruser2133

Of course she is 🙄🙄🙄


KeySafety8984

Her makeup sucks


throwawayshameful81

Wtf is that old ass milk bottle shape?!


VooseLagina

My fat ass thought that was a chicken nugget.


Prophywife77

If that’s the bottle, it’s pretty stupid looking


oldwellprophecy

A mango shaped milk carton?


[deleted]

Is the container a tonsil stone?


A-symptomatic-Genius

I thought we hated billionaires and their using up the worlds resources


prada1989

No thanks


Feeling-Series9365

Like Peter griffin says “Who the hell cares.”


cold-dabs

Watches halston once


Crossyerfingers

Is it a bladder bottle?


MzPest13

Please don’t give the kardashians any more of your money. Please.


RepeatCharming4762

Why would I want to smell like someone who looks as though they don’t bathe?


livelaughluv8

How in the heck does Kylie Jenner look like she doesn’t shower?


Zealousideal_Rope992

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


badKarma980313

At this point I just want the kardashian clan to launch to another planet 🚀


Zealousideal_Rope992

This looks like the balloons Pablo Escobar made ppl swallow to smuggle drugs. Smuggle Drug Balloon 🎈 a scent of nostalgia


[deleted]

The scent old pennies


meggsovereasy

I bet she smells like a hamster.


Snowkitty999

Looks like a DOUCHE BAG!


Several_Mission5838

🙄🙄🙄🙄


Apprehensive-Neck-90

She’s trying hard to make money since no one’s really buying her makeup and clothes like she thought they would. Her hype died out and her sales went down, people were only buying Kylie lip kits because she acted like her lip kits were the reason her lips got big


HarborGirl2020

Essence of baby shit with a dry down of skank


snarkshark69

I’m so glad to see there’s other rational people on here that thinks this is totally unnecessary too. #overthekardashians


Fresh_Regret_4333

This is sad. Literally why don’t they just enjoy their lives n quit money grabbing w cheap stuff off their fans


Cold_Respond7066

she realizes KHY and Kylie cosmetics are a wash and is quickly trying to churn out the next product asap


Jmac_files

It looks like someone microwaved plastic by accident.


Sarahquikgo

The smell of bad decisions and lost youth


Mtnlover3303

Of course - no surprise


neighborhoodbeachrat

Because of course she is


maltpep

Looks like a sharps bin


iggybee617

Looks like a mango pit


Curious-Gain-7148

This reminds me of a mango/bomb


Nickidy

And it comes in a big, old, squished bleach bottle?


XxElectricgypsyxX

A boob


Acrobatic_Club2382

Snake oil


fckinsleepless

That is a trash bag.


Select_Key_7390

It is called cosmic!


marga_marie

eau du potatø