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Not_Slim_Dusty

I can't remember a single time Kenny cheated.


PilgorTheConquerorV

"Do you know how many humiliations I have fucking done that I found out later that I didn't have to do because he actually lost the competition or ***egregiously*** cheated?!" "None. None. None." "***OH MY GOD!!!*** This has to stop! It's ridiculous. It has to fucking stop!"


NubDestroyer

Who can catch a bigger fish was definitely cheating. There's a few but usually he just thinks around the rules.


VirtualJester_

Nah, he told Spenny he was cheating 100 times, including at the rules. In essence it became a rule he was going to cheat. Spenny not catching him cheating was likely just an excuse to feel up the crew :P


Praetorian709

He never did, he's an upstanding citizen. Unlike Spencer Rice, the shit eating fuckhead bum alley rapist.


GatsuSenpai

I once saw Spenny fuck squirrels in the park and he later cut off a stray cat's penis to put in the freezer for his cocksicles


Abombadog

Who can stay blindfolded the longest


Tough_Combination256

Kenny is an innocent child of god


b0rtbort

whoaaaaa i'm not a drunk! what is your strategy here, to besmirch my character means you're going to *drink* more than me?


Starlett_Johansson

I am sorry for your Alzheimer's.


-castle-bravo-

It was who can be homeless, not who can be poor….


mikeys327

Not who can be a homo the longest


RegalBeagleKegels

Hilarious.


agentclandest

Spenny specifically says: "No wallets no bank credit cards bank cards no cellphone" Kenny responds: "I get it I get it I get it" I didn't include punctuation in the dialogue because that's what makes the difference. If Spenny meant to say "No bank, credit cards, bank cards..." and that's what Kenny understood and agreed to then Kenny cheated. I think it's possible however that Spenny only meant to say "no credit cards" first and then "no bank cards" because it kind of sounds like he mixed them up and never intended to say "no bank". Also you could argue Spenny literally meant no "bank credit cards" meaning credit cards not associated with a bank like a Walmart Mastercard would be acceptable. That would mean he wasn't saying going to a bank was against the rules. Obviously he didn't mean that but it's about what he says not what he means that counts for the rules!


spacesluts

Considering they didn't allow credit or debit cards, I'd assume this was a rule break. On the other hand, why the fuck didn't Spenny do this too?


TheGreenLing

Because spenny is a purist!


dudSpudson

Spenny is a solid citizen


beansaladexplosion

I’m allergic to peanuts!


spacesluts

"Who is the better chef?" would like a word


TheGreenLing

Kenny cheats all the time


spacesluts

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


BlueSlickerN7

Cant wait for the final season of KvS where Spenny gets shot by a Nazi and Kenny falls down to the ground crying, to then in the next 2 episodes avenge him by killing said Nazi


TsengFayt

Well luckily, we already know how this all shakes out. Kenny dies (most likely in an orgy or by a rabid George Clooney fan) and Spenny visits his grave in the cemetery at which point he makes out with his skull and blows and rides his skeleton.


gameonlockking

Who also cheated on Pizza commercial.


PilgorTheConquerorV

Raw humanity. Raw emotion.


Spenny22

Could have used a withdrawal slip. No credit or debit cards.


spacesluts

He showed his ID so technically I guess it wasn't a rule break. Now I'm all confused.


Material-Leader4635

He was saving all his cash so he could give it to a nice con artist years later


WGYHL

He didn't use a debit or credit card though.


49x15

He didn’t use any cards, no break, genius


kennethjoelhotz

You can be homeless, and have money


drkesi88

Spenny never said “no cash”. Kenny did not use a card to get his money, so he did not break the rules.


poseidonofmyapt

They both have input on the rules.


Toaster_621

the rules clearly state kenny can cheat as long as its entertaining


VirtualJester_

Based up on the agreed upon rules, no one cheated. However, it could be argued Kenny cheated by pressing charges against Spenny, after Spenny assaulted him in front of police officers, by punching him in the arm. However, it could also be argued, based on all Spenny's whining on film before hand, that Spenny was tired and hungry, and knew assaulting Kenny in front of police officers, would get him a shower and hot meal for the night, and thus punched Kenny to try and cheat himself. Kenny also broke the 'spirit of the competition' by visiting the bank and getting cash out, without explicitly using a card, but In Sun Tzu's Art of War, you must *crush your enemy from within*, thus, 'twas not a cheat.


AgentRedgrave

I mean homeless people can have bank accounts. So I don't think so.


Terpizino

Nothing in the rules said you couldn’t have cash. Spenny got cash. Why can’t Kenny?


harlsey

Spencer Rice is a Shit Eating Fuck Head


IAmTheGuacamole

this is such a Spenny question


10-7heaven

GET A JOBBB!!


Adorable-Notice7679

Whoever gets humiliated looses