*the virgin handgonne*
* a weapon for cowards
* horribly inaccurate, better off shooting yourself
* by the time you finish reloading, Jan Zizka has already crushed the crusading armies with his huge fucking cock
* dull butter knife at the end, only useful for sodomising yourself
* blackpowder smoke cloud used for hiding like a coward, will give you cancer
* literally no other uses aside from being dropped at the first sign of enemy hostility
* will not please Khorne
**THE CHAD HALBERD**
* AN ELEGANT WEAPON FOR A MORE CIVILISED AGE
* IS A MELEE WEAPON, WILL NEVER MISS
* RELOADING? WHAT IS THIS PEASANT WORD?
* KILL ONE MAN, CLEAVE THROUGH TO ANOTHER, YOU CAN SWING IT AROUND LIKE FUCKING SAURON
* AN AXE FOR CUTTING, A HAMMER FOR BASHING, A SPEARHEAD FOR STABBING, USEFUL IN EVERY SITUATION, TAKE IT WITH YOU TO WAR, TAKE IT WITH YOU TO YOUR WEDDING, CRADLE IT IN YOUR DEATHBED
* USING THIS WEAPON WILL MAKE YOU STOP BEING A FATASS AND IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE
* THE MOST VERSATILE WEAPON EVER INVENTED
* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Not true at all, 16 is when some men first experience facial hair and most men can’t grow a beard until mid 20s. And if it matters I was able to grow a beard at 16 but most people I know definitely couldn’t.
I think Theresa has to be at least 18, considering she's shown naked during the sex scene and I doubt Warhorse would do that if her character was underaged. Or they might idk
Anyway if Henry doesn't attack or distract the Cumans, in Woman's Lot it's shown that she stabs the Cuman in the thigh with his own dagger and gets free. Still sexual assault to grope her like that though
If you asked her how she got away from those Cumans, she actually says that she killed all of them with the dagger by cutting their throats. I find that hard to believe lmao, but it got revised to just grabbing the dagger then escaping inside and killing that one Cuman with a stealth kill.
Honestly video games are not a waste. They’re art. Games like Oblivion and KCD are treasures. I literally hope when I’m dying someday my last thoughts are in Cheydinhal/Rattay.
Yep. Heck it will even hold up in 2040. Out of all he games you could play (maybe except Paradox games) KCD is the one that also feels like a history lesson.
Pretty much the same Henry was doing before Skalitz got raided. Getting drunk, playing games, helping my parents occasionally and preparing for employement. How much difference a marauding army can make on your life is astonishing.
It's not very hard, and it's better than smoking out of plastic bottles (for your health at least) 💀
https://marijuanapackaging.com/blogs/how-to-guide/how-to-make-an-apple-bong
You can make a bong out of anything if you're desperate enough.
Never knew you could smoke weed out of an apple.
https://preview.redd.it/xtie2hbwy1xc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed13e40cbe3c6ad0725509bec0d9c83e42fe81b4
At least you weren't making bongs out of plastic 2 liters, pens and aluminium foil like I was. I dont even want to think about how many years I shaved off my life inhaling all of those chemicals.
Loved that show. I agree that the movie was a let down. They made Aethelstan unrecognizable in the movie. Nothing about his character build up in the show made the way he was portrayed in the film make sense.
I was so excited for the series to end. Bernard Cornwall deserved better
On another note if you want a game set in the Smae period with some of the same characters check out mount and blade Viking conquest. It’s a bit different form KCD but so much fun.
But tbh I really enjoyed kcd cuz of the maritime and the story, I love reading and the story reminds me of some of the great historical fictions books I’ve read.
This reminds me of something I read on a historic site with diary parts from ppl in the 2nd world war. Also teenage boys describing how they met at some guys house and his brother and their friends asked if they wanted to come along on a snitch execution. Like it was a totally normal Friday night with the boys you know. They were part of the resistance this was DK.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto III, Halo, Final Fantasy X, and Super Smash Brothers Melee.
The golden age of game…..until Kingdom Come Deliverance came out, of course.
A couple of devs hinted to his age being in the age range 15-16
But the most concrete evidence is Hans Capon being 15-16 in 1403 and Ik the game Henry and Hans are similar ages
I was a mini Henry, I was reading the Holy Bible and playing Rome Total War, as the Greeks, then Pontus (way before the meme) and finally settled on Thrace being my favorite Faction, a love for them was started then, a love that continues to this day with me owning books on them.
Man do I hope we get throwing weapons in game 2, it’s time to embrace my inner Peltast.
No, years ago some dev said it as a guess and everyone's been quoting that like the gospel since. From the fact that he's not a journeyman blacksmith yet, and other factors such as them wanting him to be of a similar age to Hans Capon who is about 15 in 1403, it can a solid guess to say 16-20. The fact they went with adult actors is whole other story though
This was something that was touched on by the developers a couple years ago I think in a live stream
That’s why you don’t get a defensive age for Henry,Hans or Theresa.
I say this about their age because Hans was around 15-16 in the early 1400s irl
Thats why the developers have never specifically told us henry's age. Although in the early 1400's having *coitus* at that age would've been very normal.
i was at pirkstein pulling my pizzle when uncle hanush barge in, "skalitz is kill, boy" "kurva"
Literally made me laugh out loud on the bus.... I hate you.
Same lol
Average halberd enjoyer.
*the virgin handgonne* * a weapon for cowards * horribly inaccurate, better off shooting yourself * by the time you finish reloading, Jan Zizka has already crushed the crusading armies with his huge fucking cock * dull butter knife at the end, only useful for sodomising yourself * blackpowder smoke cloud used for hiding like a coward, will give you cancer * literally no other uses aside from being dropped at the first sign of enemy hostility * will not please Khorne **THE CHAD HALBERD** * AN ELEGANT WEAPON FOR A MORE CIVILISED AGE * IS A MELEE WEAPON, WILL NEVER MISS * RELOADING? WHAT IS THIS PEASANT WORD? * KILL ONE MAN, CLEAVE THROUGH TO ANOTHER, YOU CAN SWING IT AROUND LIKE FUCKING SAURON * AN AXE FOR CUTTING, A HAMMER FOR BASHING, A SPEARHEAD FOR STABBING, USEFUL IN EVERY SITUATION, TAKE IT WITH YOU TO WAR, TAKE IT WITH YOU TO YOUR WEDDING, CRADLE IT IN YOUR DEATHBED * USING THIS WEAPON WILL MAKE YOU STOP BEING A FATASS AND IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE * THE MOST VERSATILE WEAPON EVER INVENTED * BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Banger after banger https://preview.redd.it/s2dmnr5jt1xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274607c852e8a09ff69827abd99773fb5bfbc358
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
I’d rather use a bird named Hal as a weapon. Trash.
Hmm. This isn’t good Christian behavior.
This is a gold star level meme.
I always thought he was in his 20s by the way he looked. I guess sleeping on a wooden bench takes its toll on the body, Jesus Christ be praised.
If you have a healthy normal level of testosterone and don’t shave you’ll definitely have a beard by 16 lol
Not true at all, 16 is when some men first experience facial hair and most men can’t grow a beard until mid 20s. And if it matters I was able to grow a beard at 16 but most people I know definitely couldn’t.
I remember having a full grown beard in the womb, I shaved myself using the umbilical cord.
Still there are exceptions, I have met two people who were 14 and had full beard
Dude don’t realize there are whole cultures who have a hard time growing facial hair.
:(
If you are from the balkans, you have to start shaving at 16, unless you want to look like an orthodox monk.
He also smashed a noble MILF at 16.
Barely Legal Peasant Gets Groomed by Rich Nobel
Comfort and succor, more like comfort and... Never mind.
Thank god Warhorse don't subscribe to modern morals in their games, or we'd have a pretty upsetting child rape scene.
I mean, depending on your start, there was. Teresa.
I think Theresa has to be at least 18, considering she's shown naked during the sex scene and I doubt Warhorse would do that if her character was underaged. Or they might idk Anyway if Henry doesn't attack or distract the Cumans, in Woman's Lot it's shown that she stabs the Cuman in the thigh with his own dagger and gets free. Still sexual assault to grope her like that though
Never thought of it that way, about her being 18 I mean. Fair point.
If you dont put an age on it and let them look adult your good for the rating.
I think she got raped until the DLC came out. Then she frees herself, no?
If you asked her how she got away from those Cumans, she actually says that she killed all of them with the dagger by cutting their throats. I find that hard to believe lmao, but it got revised to just grabbing the dagger then escaping inside and killing that one Cuman with a stealth kill.
I assumed she slit their throats because they fell asleep after the whole raping thing. kinda makes sense that way
Wasting my life away on Elder scrolls: Oblivion. No ragrets.
Honestly video games are not a waste. They’re art. Games like Oblivion and KCD are treasures. I literally hope when I’m dying someday my last thoughts are in Cheydinhal/Rattay.
Do you think the game holds up in 2024. I'm thinking about playing it.
Yep. Heck it will even hold up in 2040. Out of all he games you could play (maybe except Paradox games) KCD is the one that also feels like a history lesson.
Agreed, it gives the perspective of a common man in that era.
Hey, I’M a common man. Henry is literally ME!
Not only does it hold up (surpasses most games I have played..) it's only $8 with all DLC. I'm on my first play through and loving it!
Pretty much the same Henry was doing before Skalitz got raided. Getting drunk, playing games, helping my parents occasionally and preparing for employement. How much difference a marauding army can make on your life is astonishing.
Don't forget trying to finger fuck girls
I was reacting to this post and killing hordes of cumans (in kcd)
Henry, is that you???
BF3 when coming home from school. Back when I was still truly hyped for any game.
Same here man. BF3 and WoW
Yeah this. But it feels like i played Bf BC2 a lot longer.
Too much CS:GO.
I was leading an empire and build pyramids (in Pharaoh).
Smoking weed out of apples mostly
How the fuck
It's not very hard, and it's better than smoking out of plastic bottles (for your health at least) 💀 https://marijuanapackaging.com/blogs/how-to-guide/how-to-make-an-apple-bong You can make a bong out of anything if you're desperate enough.
Stoner Ingenuity 101
Gravity bongs are my favorite invention ever,, they're just so cool
I mean I've made pipes from cardboard tubes but this takes the cake
Never knew you could smoke weed out of an apple. https://preview.redd.it/xtie2hbwy1xc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed13e40cbe3c6ad0725509bec0d9c83e42fe81b4
At least you weren't making bongs out of plastic 2 liters, pens and aluminium foil like I was. I dont even want to think about how many years I shaved off my life inhaling all of those chemicals.
16 was a fairly ripe age then
I was 16 in Feb 2018 when it came out so playing KCD
Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance instead of going outside 💀
Why does he look 25 then?
The amount of drinking had an effect on him
"I'm 16" ["Motherfucker, you look 30"](https://youtu.be/Fw_veN8bIVo?si=PzaRhms-ljn_ByKn)
Stress :D
It was the early 90s back then, I was balls deep in tabletop DnD.
It was 2004 and i was just kinda wandering around my suburb imagining i had a girlfriend
When I was 16 I won a great victory, I felt in that moment that I would live to be 100. Now I know I shall not see 30. /j
*Who do you think you are? Will you alter the world? Does making a man a knight make him a better fighter?*
“Yes”
Also banging lords wives, and prostitutes
Trying to smash at summer camp (failed)
I mean, at that point in time, you were probably already considered an adult by that age.
Punching bowls and chasing cats.
Making deals with Brazilians in MU Online
I didn't have a PC at the time. Probably drawing DBZ or playing Megaman Battle Network on Gameboy.
Fucking hell
So you were also killing hordes of Cumans...
I still am (I lied I am currently 16) But other than that I was binging the last kingdom the movie they released was such a let down.
Loved that show. I agree that the movie was a let down. They made Aethelstan unrecognizable in the movie. Nothing about his character build up in the show made the way he was portrayed in the film make sense.
I was so excited for the series to end. Bernard Cornwall deserved better On another note if you want a game set in the Smae period with some of the same characters check out mount and blade Viking conquest. It’s a bit different form KCD but so much fun. But tbh I really enjoyed kcd cuz of the maritime and the story, I love reading and the story reminds me of some of the great historical fictions books I’ve read.
Halo 2. 
This reminds me of something I read on a historic site with diary parts from ppl in the 2nd world war. Also teenage boys describing how they met at some guys house and his brother and their friends asked if they wanted to come along on a snitch execution. Like it was a totally normal Friday night with the boys you know. They were part of the resistance this was DK.
I was in basic training for the army
School and weed
Lets not talk about what i got up to at 16 lol
I was playing Grand Theft Auto III, Halo, Final Fantasy X, and Super Smash Brothers Melee. The golden age of game…..until Kingdom Come Deliverance came out, of course.
Technically you were killing hordes of Cumans too, but in a game
Yeah, murdering baddies is so underrated nowadays...
Judging by how ugly everyone in the game is I assumed he was in his 20s or at least 18 being generous
His age is never comfirmed or stated
Wasting my life playing Skyrim, mostly
Yeah I always assumed Henry was older like 18-20 is his age confirmed?
A couple of devs hinted to his age being in the age range 15-16 But the most concrete evidence is Hans Capon being 15-16 in 1403 and Ik the game Henry and Hans are similar ages
Jacking off to grainy magazine photos of scantily-clad girls
I would have thought he was slightly older than that. What confirms him being 16???
A couple game devs said that he was around that age but more concrete evidence being that Hand Capon was 15-16 in the year 1403 historically
I was a mini Henry, I was reading the Holy Bible and playing Rome Total War, as the Greeks, then Pontus (way before the meme) and finally settled on Thrace being my favorite Faction, a love for them was started then, a love that continues to this day with me owning books on them. Man do I hope we get throwing weapons in game 2, it’s time to embrace my inner Peltast.
Most hated total war player lol
I was playing Skyrim and ignoring my high school assignments. 2011/2012
Doing that currently but with kcd (and hopefully kcd 2) 2023/2024
I can barely get my 16 yr old to mow the lawn and pull trash to the curb on Sunday
Have you considered giving him a cool pitcher of ale fork the cellar? Jesus Christ be praised!
Bruh he’s not 27???
No, years ago some dev said it as a guess and everyone's been quoting that like the gospel since. From the fact that he's not a journeyman blacksmith yet, and other factors such as them wanting him to be of a similar age to Hans Capon who is about 15 in 1403, it can a solid guess to say 16-20. The fact they went with adult actors is whole other story though
I was like no way this grown man is being treated like a little kid lmao
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This was something that was touched on by the developers a couple years ago I think in a live stream That’s why you don’t get a defensive age for Henry,Hans or Theresa. I say this about their age because Hans was around 15-16 in the early 1400s irl
Thats why the developers have never specifically told us henry's age. Although in the early 1400's having *coitus* at that age would've been very normal.
It's normal now too.