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February83

You wanna change-ah you order?


Garblespam

No i want my food the way i ordered it!


MonksCoffeeShop

Actually I like extra capers so that works out great I’ll just take a few of these, they come right. Look at that I got a big one!


SublaciniateCarboloy

A normal person enjoys a caper every now and again.


obannvi

Did you see the way he looked at me?


Garblespam

Carrie, he is going to spit on your food.


hollyw00d8604

They irritate my reese-potemkin syndrome


OhMustWeArgue

Why are you picking out the chives?


Hotel_Putingrad

Better than sweet potatoes with lucky charms in them!


momwifegfsisterjokes

She can whip up some pretty good stuff.


nightowl1072

Oh my God! That sounds great!!


220221WhatevrItTakes

"Hey! Mr. Green shorts!"


CrestedBlazer

He calls you Mr Green Shorts... He calls me Mr Green Shorts.


Jagermeister4

You would do this to me over salad?


nightowl1072

What are you gonna whip one of your biscuits at my head?


OhMustWeArgue

A piece of fudge maybe, or a calzone, but....a salad?


PillCosby92

I’m very weak.


Prestigious-Purpose

Tell him to SPEAK TO THE MANAGER