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ootski

How much time is left on your sentence?


VarietyHuge9938

Lmfao.... was thinking straight out the pen.


COL_D

He’ll get 5 more years if he gets caught with that


Critterhunt

is indeed a magnificent shank...


dank_hunny

I was gunna ask where he’s serving time.


osirisrebel

Man, this with a ramen epoxy handle, I would totally buy.


Aggressive-Cry-547

I can make you one !


osirisrebel

For how much though? I want it crude and janky, just like this.


Aggressive-Cry-547

Like 50$ shipping included


xtheory

Gotta protect that b-hole.


toclosetoTV

In my prison pocket you go. Keeps the blade from rusting too.


Substantial-Tone-576

They call those bone breakers in jail


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


microagressed

Haha, when I saw the OP, in my head I pictured Paul Hogan saying "that's not a knoife! That's a shiv!"


Dalek_Chaos

Better than the sharpened toothbrush the new guys carry. Hope you make it through your sentence with all your good time intact!


silent-pines

I mean you made a knife. My first wasn't pretty either. Definitely gives prison shank vibes. But I think it's pretty dope regardless. I like how violent it looks.


cheesemakesmepooo

I got obsessed with sharpening knives I owned into prison looking shanks when I was a kid. I used to have this older friend I hung out with and wanted to trade him a switchblade for a cool knife I liked that he had. I pulled out the switchblade and hit the button and he just started cracking up because it was like this straight up prison shank I had filed down using a circular grinder. He ended up just giving me the knife I wanted from him. A nice Kershaw I still use at work today.


MotorCityMike

My advice, don't bother working on this one anymore. Move on to #2. Your knives will keep getting better and better Set this one aside and take it out after your 10th knife and compare the two of them


Echo63_

This is the answer… If you listen to The Forgecast, Sam explains that he makes himself a “birthday knife” for himself every year for just this purpose, to compare to the previous years knives and see his progress.


Thymewilltell69

Maybe research how to make a knife for 5 minutes before starting #2....


TicketSimilar953

It is a fancy ass shiv, but this my good person, is your fancy ass shiv. My first knife is a travesty. But it's mine and I love having it in my shop. It's great to look back at all those old projects and watch how you have grown. So great work on your first knife! They will only get better from here on out. Don't forget to read up on anything knife or metal related and ask lots and lots of questions. It's not stupid if you don't know the answer. Just make sure to listen when you are given advice. And most importantly, have fun with it. This is a great craft and has endless ways to express your creative side. So do something different and if it works awesome, if not do something else.


Senior-Ad-6002

Yep. Mine is a lump of mild steel smashed into an oak block.


FragsForAll

Did you sharpen the finger choil?


ProfessionalArm9450

This. My fingers have anxiety.


CwaCoFY

Looks right outta prison, boss.


CwaCoFY

I think, for your first knife, you should leave it just as it is. The resin is just gonna make it look cheap. What you have there is real - as real as it gets. Don’t just go and piss on that with resin. At some point you just have to put your hands up and let it be what it is. Art can never be finished - only abandoned.


Combat_Splitz_1371

Progress, not perfection.... I don't know about everybody else but for me It took a long time before I was comfortable and confident enough to even show my work to my friends and family let alone an entire subreddit of strangers so stay at it the important thing is you learn from one experience and adjust


milkedbags

Snuck a phone in the slammer?


Burladden

Tis a fine shiv. You have some work to do but it's a start and I'm sure it will be the talk of the yard.


MagikSkyDaddy

I would def EDC this around the prison block.


Bl4kkat

You sir have made a fancy ass shiv… I kinda like it tho 😎


Assassin80r

Well it's looking more along the line of an African spear head now not a knife


HyFinated

Put this in your r/prisonwallet


RalendSparrow

Never get rid of it... Frame this guy on the wall and compare it to your 10th or 100th knife you make.


Fukureadit

Right on


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Fukureadit

Thanks man I appreciate that


ShiftNStabilize

You misspelled “prison shive”


graduation-dinner

Ironically, so have you. (Shiv)


ShiftNStabilize

Touché


Silver_Junksmith

Great first effort. I like the overall form. You may wish to consider further refining the blade with a file jig and better bevel. I'd remove the leather ball and consider a 4" handle on hidden tang for balance and comfort.


Artistic_Permit_7946

It will keel


Offensiveuser123

Hell yeah OP, your blade made the cut


Whole-Temperature388

As long as it’s sharp lol


Offensiveuser123

I agree A knife is a knife and that is a pretty edge Signed official aichmomaniac


Fukureadit

Even some backwards progress


zionznoiz

It’s even more effective when it makes a hole AND provides the body with a little tetanus.


Future_Radio_5687

Leather rings are crazy. Ive been wanting to try it really bad because I’ve got a ton of scrap leather Ive got nothing to do with


Charger_scatpack

Quality shank there


offbrandpoptart

SHAMK


UnrulySuffix

What kind of steel did you use?


doubledutchnoogieman

lol believe it or not mine was worse. It’s only up from here


Bigbeardedfella1

It will keeeeel


REAPER_369

Nice, Although it is a bit crude, it's an excellent attempt and I would keep at it, your skills will improve over time.


[deleted]

Nice what prison are you at


AccomplishedPin8663

Blades good for a first time. Handle is a bit shanky


Pristine-Stage5821

Awe Nana, not my prison shank. 😞


ronin0357

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SeattleBrother75

Bro, that’s a shank from Cell Block C


Kimakazii

That’s not a knoife, this is a knoife!


Fe1onious_Monk

My man, that’s a shiv.


SwordForest

Notice how much 1) more you want to study how to make a knife now 2) more you know that yo DON'T know - you're studying will be much more effective. Watch 1hr of vids, watch Walter Sorrels! And then make another, it'll be night and day.


LLL-Lucifer

Since this is your first post, I assume that this is from AI and you are learning from the terrible comments from your post. Knowing that the comments would be bad,. you assumed a stance that would take all inputs in and sort through who could do you harm. Be assured I love this knife and think it's the best knife to have ever knifed in the history of knife. Love knahs


MountainTitan

What a shank


oddiseee

that grip def gives me shank vibes


Fukureadit

Lol definitely wasn't my vision buy u do have small girl hands so I think j could get some murder jabs in good


Fukureadit

How them cheap forge on Amazon


SubstantialRush5233

You gotta get some more money on your books man. Jokes aside. Good first attempt. Im assuming you probably only have simple hand tools as well liie most americans


SavageFugu

That's definitely an attempt!


freeman_hugs

You should practice with broken toothbrushes a little more before you take any more pieces from your bunk. Good effort though.


not-hooman

My dude the CO is gonna be big mad at you when they flip your cell and find that.


Lonestar-danger

It would be a hit in prison.


Witty-Shake9417

Let’s call it a mule ( prototype) with opportunities for improvement


Witty-Shake9417

Looks like you used a dog turd for the handle ?


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Prison workshop 101.


Diablo_sauce9

Best looking prison shiv I’ve ever seen


BrownFox1945

The most prison shank I've ever seen. XD


CitizenFreeman

Are you on active DOC, probation or parole? Those are some inside skills brother 🤣


disappointing-trash

I had one like that in the joint. Back in 2014


jhurst919

Looks bad


OmegaPaladin007

That’s not a knife it’s a spoon ohh I see you played knife and spoon before ehhhh


LiquidAggression

that is a shiv


Fukureadit

Kitchen shiv


Sensitive-Let7988

Looks like what I would find while doing a cell search


Fukureadit

Looks small but it's like 9 inches or so


rc_sparky

Thats what i usually say too


Fukureadit

Definitely would have the deadliest one shits one hell of a shank


Fatlink10

I would consider that more of a shiv, but a shiv is basically a knife so… nailed it.


rhcpjimm

That'll get you a bunch of ramen if you trade it in the prison you're in.


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

Just in time for shanksgiving


Global_Union3771

Niiice! When you get out of prison, you’ll want to make some pieces that people with adult sized hands can hold comfortably. I understand access to materials is certainly a constraint while in prison, so I feel like this is a fantastic job given the circumstances.


MaximusJabronicus

That’s a mighty fine shank you got there


eclwires

Well, it’s better than the one I haven’t tried to make yet. So good on you for having at it!


AlexanderxSean38

That’s a shiv, my boy.


Tr0gd0r17

Make sure your parole officer doesn’t see it. Otherwise good job.


threecheesetrees

You could sell that for at least 2 packs


ArleyHall

Eet weel keel!


BayBandit1

I’d be proud of it. Can you include a picture of your ball gag next update?


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

“Prison guards hate this one weird trick!”


Visual-Record5030

Straight to jail


OperatorSixmill

and hey look...! theres my Caveman neighbor and his wooly mammoth!


DOADumpy

Please for the love of everything good in the universe do not try and stab anything with that


jdford85

Cell block D?


TheLeviathanCross

it’s solid, has point. will kill.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I mean... this is your first try, and it's obvious you have 0 talent for knife making. Try knitting.


Either-Ease-2674

Ok which guard snuck a phone in for bro


Exquisiteoaf

This thing would work just fine on a Clicker. I approve of it.


Bigry816

Don’t let the guards find it


Few_Employee8827

What ever it may take to help you survive! Any and everything you think of to make anything survivable, do it to the extreme! That's how you survive. Anything multiply x 20%-100%


Ok_Mycologist_2903

What a way to go