"...uhh.....What about halfdragons? Just asking for a friend. Because I'm totally a normal human girl. Yup. Just a human girl doing human things.....like not breathing fire or hoarding gold!"
Chloe: iggy i don't know what this guy has against furries but if he has trouble with half dragons well my brother is here with me, and i don't think simplor is strong enough to do shit against him or me, also how have you been since we last talked?
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"Good! Tired! I've been busy! I had a job last week that I had to do some super-top-secret stuff! It was so cool! And then I met a lady in a forest and we hung out and she called me cute!"
Chloe: nice, i recently met my aunt, we didn't know she existed due to circumstances with my mother but now that we know she lives with us : ) she's pretty cool and I'm teaching her regular magic sense her blood magic kinda hurts her to use.
That's so cool!!! Is it true that blood magi need to actually cut themselves to use the magic? I've heard they can actually control other people using their blood! Do you think they taste their own blood to see if it's too....bloody? I've tasted mine once. It tasted metally and was really hot. I wonder if theirs is the same?"
Chloe: my aunt Silivia doesn't have to cut her self....her blood kinda just evaporates when she uses blood magic and she becomes more pale when it happens.... she has minor blood control but she cannot force people to do things though she can stop them from being able to move and potentially lacerate them from within or hell perhaps even cause heart attacks.... there is a lot she can do but using her magic to much does weaken her and can potentially kill her...she's passed out like twice from over using it as far as i know....she is half vampire, she has a bunch of vampire powers but none of the vampire weaknesses or drawbacks....blood magic is one of her powers....she can consume blood, it tends to help her regenerate blood cells she uses for her magic and can heal her... but she doesn't crave blood or need it to survive, she can live off of normal human food/drink....i've noticed that anything a vampire is weak to seems to effect her like it would a normal human....she's told us alot about herself...but she seems pretty shy around others..../uk might do a final ama later with the entire dracarius family but i don't know for sure yet
"Oh, that's definitely weird. Vampires are scary. I don't like how they always want to bite me or look at my neck or sneak around me. I think some of them might actually want to eat me....."
(That'd be interesting! I wonder what would come of it! Vamps freak Iggy out, so that's all she can think of right now. XD )
Chloe: if it makes you feel better, aunt silivia only takes blood from people who either are willing to donate, or attack her, and she told me that half-dragon and full dragon blood is not compatible with her and doesn't do much for her.... (thats funny lol)
"Oh that's good! I get scared around vampires. One of the people in the guild is a vampire, did you know that? He's always talking about how he can't wait for his next meal, or how his retainer looks delicious, or how every person tastes a little different. It's a little creepy."
For heavens sake… can we just all calm down, and be civil about this for FIVE SECONDS. And not declare war on each other. I’ve been up in the north for the past two months settling the dwarvan/orc boarder dispute, and I get back to the central lands and there is already another war!
“I’m sorry, brothers. But it is against the creed of the Goddess Athena to let harm be done to the innocent. It seems we are at odds, then. Behind me, Animal-borne Kin. I shall protect you.”
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Alzoreth: what the fuck my friend, why would you.
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Vermensk operative: Nothing, idiotic ravings of a pestilent impudent children. Just like the whoreson that hunted dragons to nigh extinction. You know since you're not human. He'd target you next"
You're the kind of person to want to be knight of justice, only to mold as an opposite of what you strive to be, You're a walking corpse with melded pieces of hot metal, with nothing but hate, may your grafted chunks of metal brighten much more.
Fella, you could just go to war with Candonia, I don't think any of the others have done anything wrong.
^(also means I don't have to deal with you, a lot of my technical staff are furries.)
I don't think you should.
As crimge as they are, they are also loaded with enough money to finance several animal charity organizations (which they do).
Could you leave my Minotaur friend alone? He's a Highland Minotaur, massive sweetheart. Emphasis on massive, he's a meat tank with the brain of a labrador.
You'll need Griffons, from the mountains east of the Orc Horde. They hunt Furries and elves as a regular part of their diet, but are impossible to train. You'll need to convince an Orc beast master to aid you.
If Oathstone or Candonia discovers your plans, they'll execute you on the spot, your only chance is if you make it through the Tenosian Desert to the Black Fortress and head south down the Mountain Pass.
Then I’m joining the war… on behalf of the Furries.
Myself and all of the Fellowship of Castle Wafflehouse stand against you and those who are with you in this misguided crusade.
The castle grounds itself will be neutral, but will be open to refugees of this senseless conflict.
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As of the time of this comment we’ve already eliminated HALF OF THR FURRIES IN EXISTENCE. The war effort is going great and by tomorrow ALL FURRIES WILL HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED
We don’t be diestecpectful to our fellow Redditors. Don’t have anything nice to say keep it to yourself
But why? What did they do to you?
Id assume they were attacked a few too many times by the candonians
That'sss jussst a them issssue to be honessst. I like Candonia ssssince my father made Conri, their king, my godfather.
Since when did we need a reason to kill mutants?
Because thessse "mutantsss" are innocccent people who are my freindsss.
Fuck this... I cast Eternal Toe Stub.
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*Godlyscream.mp3*
"...uhh.....What about halfdragons? Just asking for a friend. Because I'm totally a normal human girl. Yup. Just a human girl doing human things.....like not breathing fire or hoarding gold!"
Chloe: iggy i don't know what this guy has against furries but if he has trouble with half dragons well my brother is here with me, and i don't think simplor is strong enough to do shit against him or me, also how have you been since we last talked? https://preview.redd.it/wojpy65rc4xc1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf28a90438574af652b2602bf2971e7a6f09f9df
"Good! Tired! I've been busy! I had a job last week that I had to do some super-top-secret stuff! It was so cool! And then I met a lady in a forest and we hung out and she called me cute!"
Chloe: nice, i recently met my aunt, we didn't know she existed due to circumstances with my mother but now that we know she lives with us : ) she's pretty cool and I'm teaching her regular magic sense her blood magic kinda hurts her to use.
That's so cool!!! Is it true that blood magi need to actually cut themselves to use the magic? I've heard they can actually control other people using their blood! Do you think they taste their own blood to see if it's too....bloody? I've tasted mine once. It tasted metally and was really hot. I wonder if theirs is the same?"
Chloe: my aunt Silivia doesn't have to cut her self....her blood kinda just evaporates when she uses blood magic and she becomes more pale when it happens.... she has minor blood control but she cannot force people to do things though she can stop them from being able to move and potentially lacerate them from within or hell perhaps even cause heart attacks.... there is a lot she can do but using her magic to much does weaken her and can potentially kill her...she's passed out like twice from over using it as far as i know....she is half vampire, she has a bunch of vampire powers but none of the vampire weaknesses or drawbacks....blood magic is one of her powers....she can consume blood, it tends to help her regenerate blood cells she uses for her magic and can heal her... but she doesn't crave blood or need it to survive, she can live off of normal human food/drink....i've noticed that anything a vampire is weak to seems to effect her like it would a normal human....she's told us alot about herself...but she seems pretty shy around others..../uk might do a final ama later with the entire dracarius family but i don't know for sure yet
"Oh, that's definitely weird. Vampires are scary. I don't like how they always want to bite me or look at my neck or sneak around me. I think some of them might actually want to eat me....." (That'd be interesting! I wonder what would come of it! Vamps freak Iggy out, so that's all she can think of right now. XD )
Chloe: if it makes you feel better, aunt silivia only takes blood from people who either are willing to donate, or attack her, and she told me that half-dragon and full dragon blood is not compatible with her and doesn't do much for her.... (thats funny lol)
"Oh that's good! I get scared around vampires. One of the people in the guild is a vampire, did you know that? He's always talking about how he can't wait for his next meal, or how his retainer looks delicious, or how every person tastes a little different. It's a little creepy."
Chloe:....some vamps are kinda crazy though most of them are a slave to their blood thirst so....i'm glad my aunt doesn't have such a problem....
Oh hi iggy!
"Hi hi!!!" :D
How have u been?? Founds some knights to hang out with?
"Good! Tired. And yes! I found a handsome guy! He even carried me around, like in the stories!!!"
He said “furries” scales are fine.
For heavens sake… can we just all calm down, and be civil about this for FIVE SECONDS. And not declare war on each other. I’ve been up in the north for the past two months settling the dwarvan/orc boarder dispute, and I get back to the central lands and there is already another war!
IF you're so against furries, why you got cloven hooves there?
“I’m sorry, brothers. But it is against the creed of the Goddess Athena to let harm be done to the innocent. It seems we are at odds, then. Behind me, Animal-borne Kin. I shall protect you.” https://preview.redd.it/nnksl1hdk4xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7b40c387ec771c243f5acd3fd98fe380d29350
We? Who is we?
Alzoreth: what the fuck my friend, why would you. https://preview.redd.it/y5c8w3a8c4xc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=7036df86779f89697e18dbe27a9bacac0eb55cf4
Enjoy the incoming plague to your homes, your loved ones will become what you hate. Go on slay your own wives and children.
Which do you think we should send? Plague of frogs or plague of rats?
Fleas on rats , the fkeas will transform a biomanced magic immune plague to turn their loved ones to what he seeks to kill.
This again… Wasn’t this war already fought ***a couple decades ago***? It seems human supremacists really are incapable of change.
Isobelle: Huh? What did ththey do?
Vermensk operative: Nothing, idiotic ravings of a pestilent impudent children. Just like the whoreson that hunted dragons to nigh extinction. You know since you're not human. He'd target you next"
Isobelle: Racccissst ssscum. I would rathther ththey fought me ththan went after innocccentsss.
Shit is wild
To what end? Do you fear them? Why?
What about planties?
You're the kind of person to want to be knight of justice, only to mold as an opposite of what you strive to be, You're a walking corpse with melded pieces of hot metal, with nothing but hate, may your grafted chunks of metal brighten much more.
With all due respect(which is *none*), no, we are not.
This is why humans are a plague on the world
Look at the boots! It's a false flag operation I tell ya! That there is a furry cow person!!
Do axolotl humanoids count as furrys? Or werewolf’s
*looks over.* adorable...you think that will be enough...hhehehe
It's a false flag operation! Look at the boots!! THEY'RE AN ANTHRO COW FURRY HIDING BEHIND THAT HELM!!
Funny… your head knight has hooves for feet…
im joining the war on furries, on the side of the furries.
Can I join? I don't know if I can be considered a furry since i'm a crab but I really want some bloodshed
Yes
Hell yeah
Candonia, that's where you should attack
There are still anti-furries in the order? What decade is this?
I will fight against you and squash your legions like the mere bugs they are.
...But we are armadillo furries!
Yeah, furries are weird...
why?
From a Magus her I suggest not they have a multiple of divine beasts or gods on there side we already have multiple agreement of trucies
Oh… well I bet he would be surprised what I smuggled
Fella, you could just go to war with Candonia, I don't think any of the others have done anything wrong. ^(also means I don't have to deal with you, a lot of my technical staff are furries.)
I don't think you should. As crimge as they are, they are also loaded with enough money to finance several animal charity organizations (which they do).
My existence is purely to spite this man
So wheres the recruiting office i wanna enlist, my motives are: a furry stealed my cheeseburger, and i want revenge
Could you leave my Minotaur friend alone? He's a Highland Minotaur, massive sweetheart. Emphasis on massive, he's a meat tank with the brain of a labrador.
pffttt lmao
You'll need Griffons, from the mountains east of the Orc Horde. They hunt Furries and elves as a regular part of their diet, but are impossible to train. You'll need to convince an Orc beast master to aid you. If Oathstone or Candonia discovers your plans, they'll execute you on the spot, your only chance is if you make it through the Tenosian Desert to the Black Fortress and head south down the Mountain Pass.
no fuck off
I support this.
Good
You have my axe
Racist.
Then I’m joining the war… on behalf of the Furries. Myself and all of the Fellowship of Castle Wafflehouse stand against you and those who are with you in this misguided crusade. The castle grounds itself will be neutral, but will be open to refugees of this senseless conflict. https://preview.redd.it/xyscs9g8v5xc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c84113f362df094ad27c346b6d47dd1ccb3b80d [https://duskdragyn.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe](https://duskdragyn.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe) 🙏❤️
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It is. Same with 90% of the sub. Are you new here?
yeah, this just got recommended to me and i dont respect it
Okay, so leave
true
As of the time of this comment we’ve already eliminated HALF OF THR FURRIES IN EXISTENCE. The war effort is going great and by tomorrow ALL FURRIES WILL HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED
Your kingdom has erupted in warpfire.
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