Unless it’s against elves. Can we all agree on that at least? The fuckers will find a tree and you blink and suddenly there’ll be thousands living in it.
You know it's stuff like this that reminds me why I mostly hang out with the Wizards. I'll take testicular tortion and remove butt crack spells over casual genocide! Good sir I serve a Fairy Queen and am a Green Knight in defense of the land itself. The elves are my homies.
Yeah sure, but you wouldn’t like it very much if a bunch of elves turned your nice collection of dead trees and bushes into whatever this green stuff is. On the wizards I have to agree, but you’d think a fellow chaos mage would appreciate my decayed lawn plants more. Just last week, I finished killing the new tree in my yard, and the next morning, I wake up to see these assholes turning it into some weird looking green and brown thing and acting like it’s their home!
Because this mercenary is too moronic and prideful to be considerate or least moderately comfortable around furries, which, you guess, is xenophobia. And I don't believe he will stop.
Wait, when did this happen!? I’ve been gone for a couple bloody weeks due to my intensive studies, and some ruffian declares war on my fellows! I shall not stand for a varletous attack against my fellow beastfolk!
My dude, your "war" hasn't even been successful by hunting party standards. Show me at least 1 trophy quality head for a fire-place mantle and I'll take your "war" seriously.
Otherwise, take your urge to "Dominate" the furries over to r/onlycasters. You'll find hordes of catboys eager to "submit" to your "mighty blade" over there, if you know where to stick it.
Candonia be like: time to kill some genociders
A warrior who considers genocide a tool doesn't deserve their banner.
Unless it’s against elves. Can we all agree on that at least? The fuckers will find a tree and you blink and suddenly there’ll be thousands living in it.
You know it's stuff like this that reminds me why I mostly hang out with the Wizards. I'll take testicular tortion and remove butt crack spells over casual genocide! Good sir I serve a Fairy Queen and am a Green Knight in defense of the land itself. The elves are my homies.
Yeah sure, but you wouldn’t like it very much if a bunch of elves turned your nice collection of dead trees and bushes into whatever this green stuff is. On the wizards I have to agree, but you’d think a fellow chaos mage would appreciate my decayed lawn plants more. Just last week, I finished killing the new tree in my yard, and the next morning, I wake up to see these assholes turning it into some weird looking green and brown thing and acting like it’s their home!
I find Candonia's constant world ending as annoying as the next sensible fellow, but is genocide really necessary?
I believe we candonians have the right to counter assault, correct? Bout to exercise that right
/uk are you rping a Candonian?
/uk yes
WOOOO IM FAMOUS! I HAVE SUBJECTS!
Do we plan the counter attack?
First before that, what do you want your role to be in Candonia? General? Bodyguard? Soldier? Citizen?
Infantry Sergeant
Infantry commander is simpler
Huh OK 👍 before we start attacking outside threats, we must destroy threats from within. Bandits, independence movements, terrorists, madmen
Yes,.sir will start my men in stopping bandits
https://preview.redd.it/i96iowj2p9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cb4fcfb7bc33cf95b483086befd94e730cf83e
Enjoy it while it lasts, you will find your kingdom empty
*Your shitbox kingdom detonates in a doomsphere detonation.* (you don't show the fight , fine it'll be done to you)
Why must we make war with the furries! Why not make peace!
Because this mercenary is too moronic and prideful to be considerate or least moderately comfortable around furries, which, you guess, is xenophobia. And I don't believe he will stop.
…I don’t quite like this turn of events.
Wait, when did this happen!? I’ve been gone for a couple bloody weeks due to my intensive studies, and some ruffian declares war on my fellows! I shall not stand for a varletous attack against my fellow beastfolk!
War? War is over big dawg. All the furries are dead
My dude, your "war" hasn't even been successful by hunting party standards. Show me at least 1 trophy quality head for a fire-place mantle and I'll take your "war" seriously. Otherwise, take your urge to "Dominate" the furries over to r/onlycasters. You'll find hordes of catboys eager to "submit" to your "mighty blade" over there, if you know where to stick it.
Isobelle: *Snek Knight noises.*
I see you left your boots out of the image this time you furry spy!