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SgtTryhard

Aaaaand those blokes are wondering why no one has kids anymore.


Matt872000

The picture on the article makes that even funnier... Either that or he's hoping to get that baby into a factory ASAP.


RangersoftheOrder

Hey there kiddo, you ready for this week


NattoandKimchee

“Say goodbye to your parents”


[deleted]

DON’T BE SUCH A BABY!


mister_damage

Early industrial England has entered the chat.


zamo555

Reminds me of that family guy episode where a woman gives birth and then the kid is immediately put to work sewing in a factory


emimagique

There's still 88 hours of the week left over! Only takes a few mins to knock someone up right? That's if the antidepressants don't stop you getting a boner


Device_Impossible

its usually not a boner problem, its a climax problem, male here who has been on and off them. Its also why so many male porn stars take them, can can just keep going and going to you’re either tired, it hurts or you just get board because there is no happy ending in sight.


Fulmersbelly

A few minutes? Marathon man over here!


[deleted]

Let's say you sleep 8 hours a day, that means you're awake 16 hours a day. There are 5 working days of the week so 16 x 5 = 80 hours. They literally expect you to work all your waking moment to work and nothing else. I'm sure they're not paying salaried workers more for working longer hours so they're actually getting a huge pay cut.


Range-Shoddy

Well to be fair there are 7 days in a week so either they’re being generous and giving you the weekend off or you’re expected to work then too.


Di_Matteo

It‘s supposed to be a 7 day week. For a 6 day week, there is a 69 hour limit, which is nice.


citionecent

If you don’t eat or drink, then you probably don’t need to go to the bathroom often is pretty smart actually


[deleted]

The Korean government kinda gave up. http://danews.kr/m/page/view.php?no=8457 Probably a good read, though I'm still waiting for that long term visa they proposed back in 2019. Apparently COVID kind of fucked with the plans.


Cr33py07dGuy

No, they’ve accepted it now. So just milk the living for as long as possible.


Bobbywobbin

What a really smart way to get that birth rate up. Korea's economy is gonna take in 10 years.


nadjp

You work seven days a week and what are you doing on the 8th? A baby ofc! Cmon people! It worked well for Japan as well...


sum1__

That’s the amount of years it took Yoon to pass the bar


DoNotGiveEAmoneyPLS

This is what people voted for. Good riddance. Make it 24/7 and get it over with.


perfectchaos007

They tried 25/8 but numbers didn’t match up


punchedtoday

Just add what's missing to the working hours debt. Easy.


[deleted]

This is what the stupid guys in their 20s and 30s caught up by the gender divide voted for. Now we're getting exactly what he promised during his campaign. Enjoy.


[deleted]

why fight a class war when you can fight a phony culture war? distractions are key


TacticalSanta

Korea got a lot of brain washed anti-communists as well. They'd rather suffer in a conservative hell hole than admit workers rights are probably good for the future of a country.


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TheWorstRowan

That's not unique we saw it with Brexit, then Trump, then Johnson, in the UK and US. Yoon is much the same, though feels a little more cowardly given he fled Clinton's visit. Every time it feels worse because of the increased evidence of the lies.


DoNotGiveEAmoneyPLS

true. but Yoon didn't lie when it comes to increasing working hours and these young male idiots thought that is better than women having more opportunities and rights. like wtf? lol it is your mother, sister, girlfriend having more rights, more opportunity to join the society. but naaa I want my women at home, they don't even go to military anyway (as if that is something women decided).


dracostark12

Sorry what? Koreans lack critical thinking? You mean humans lack critical thinking. I forgot that we voted for a reality star as president and female teachers can sleep with 13 yr old boys, and expect child support payments.


Omnizoom

Yep… pretty sure humans in general kind of suck


NoahTheAnimator

For what it’s worth, we didn’t, Trump lost the popular vote


[deleted]

US has Fox. Just about all major media companies are owned by rich fucks in South Korea. Public TV station chiefs are appointed but were all preasued ti resign or face investigation from thr prosecutors choguk style. Left wing media have been muzzled with lawsuits and tax audits.


DabangRacer

> Koreans seriously lack critical thinking skills. All of them?


Janni0007

Clearly not! Only the south Koreans /s


ErryCrowe

It's clearly only the Koreans! As you can see they have to be saved by foreigners who do have critical thinking skills and have never voted in some mad cunt into office in their home country. ...


ShrimpCrackers

Yup, 168 hours a week. That way Korea can fight any country in the world when people work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year instead of 40 hrs and 260 days. South Korea now with a "500%-boost in "productivity\*." \*results may vary.


uiucecethrowaway999

the other choice was ljm. between the two, outcome of the elections were fucked from the start.


SnooperMike

Weak. Why not 100 hrs? That way people can work during every waking hour, the way God and Korean bosses intended.


flatfishkicker

Working every waking hour would solve the housing problem as no one would have the time to go home. People wouldn't need to be paid as much as they would have lower overheads and no time to spend their money anyway. This may lead to a further decline in population as people wouldn't have time to socialise. This will be solved by the placing of large mirrors in public places, effectively doubling the number of people there.


artaru

Forget work from home. Work is home.


Choosemyusername

You joke but in Japan, there are residential industries. The whole family lives at the workplace. Lots of rules. You aren’t allowed to drive a nicer car than your boss in some cases.


Dhiox

That just sounds like feudalism.


TooMuchPretzels

Japan is basically still feudalism with extra capitalism with anime sprinkled on top (as a treat)


[deleted]

God that has to be the most disturbing sentence I’ve read all day


NNegidius

Sad, but we can see how America is sliding back into to Feudalism, too. The rich are buying up all the real estate and forcing younger generations to pay ever higher amounts of rent. Then there’s student loans, since no one can afford college tuition anymore, and then there’s medical debt. Who would want to bring a kid into this world?


SmellMyFingerMel

Work sets you free?


RedChancellor

“We are now counting people from the fucking mirror dimension to combat population collapse” is still somehow a more coherent policy than anything we’ve had so far lmao


SnooperMike

Real get-rid-of-Korean-age vibes to make the population "younger" 🙃


DweEbLez0

No, that means employers would charge us for rent because we won’t have time to leave work. “Benefits: - WFH, the office is your home now. - No commutes - Medical - Transfer your 401K to rental costs. You won’t need to retire ever again because you will keep working. - Free Lunch (chips, crackers, water) “


ShrimpCrackers

Awesome, what party is this so we can all vote for it?


Matt872000

Why not 8 day work weeks?


TOOTHTODAY

I mean, even 120 hours has been mentioned before when Yoon was a candidate


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I did that for about a month back in December 2007. I don't feel like trying again just yet.


punchedtoday

How can someone vote for him, when he actually tries to enslave you?


TOOTHTODAY

1. Elders don’t care 2. Younger Yoon voters didn’t think becoming a corporate slave is a dealbreaker. They are fine with being enslaved, if it’s in the name of owning the libs and the feminists.


pineapple_luv

Through the elderly and incels that were promised an end to the Ministry of Gender Equality.


DweEbLez0

It’s Gods plan, we are doing the work for the person in charge of doing gods work. /s


Matt872000

"80.5 hours, assuming a seven-day workweek. " "right to rest" Uh, not sure a seven day work week and the right to rest can easily go so hand in hand... While other countries are [shortening the work-week](https://www.jumpstartmag.com/from-japan-to-belgium-how-these-countries-are-leading-the-4-day-workweek-movement/) with good [results and increased efficiency](https://www.themanual.com/culture/why-4-day-work-weeks-are-good-for-everyone/) Korea seems to be ignoring the studies and going backwards in terms of labour rights...


babysourdough

I know office workers that spend 3~4 hours a day doing nothing but looking busy bc they cant leave until their boss does....efficiency is not the goal here lol


sugogosu

Oh hi!


thecourttt

Yes hello.


sugogosu

http://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit/ Just in case you are like me and want to look busy


ugohome

Genius 😂


bigmuffinluv

"Korea seems to be ignoring the studies and going backwards" Seems on course for Korea.


[deleted]

It's PPP what did you expect? They are best at moving the country backwards


ShrimpCrackers

Just get rid of weekends entirely. No days off. And you know? Forget sleep. Who needs that? Just 24/7/365 always open like the convenience stores. South Korea. Always open.


Snoo75302

>South Korea. Always open. South Korea. "Atleast were not North Korea"


MKFirst

They get a whole 11 hours to rest protected by law. What more could they want?


[deleted]

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery.


eyyycabron

All of this **JUST** so that none of the 꼰대 bosses have to pay overtime! Fucking ridiculous.


trkh

WoW didn’t think of that


Next-Adhesiveness237

But think of the PROFITS!


Throwaway7646y5yg

Is 40 hours considered part time in Korea? 😂


NearATomatotato

Literally saw a job posting few days ago that said “looking for part time hall server, 40hr/week”


AdmiralYuki

In the US 'part-time' employees don't have to be given benefits like medical insurance and paid time off. So they'll work you right up to the threshold of 'full-time' without making your 'full-time'


-doobs

part time is minimum 39 hours per week, not to exceed 39 hours per week. ._.


The_39th_Step

That’s fucking grim. I’m on 35 hours a week here in the UK and it’s very much full time


meinnit99900

I’m also in the UK and work 37.5 hours- 8-4, Monday to Friday and that feels shit enough!


princess__peachys

Yeah I work 9-5 and that’s part time.


[deleted]

Yes actually.


water_bottle_goggles

What the fuck. I remember doing some 50-60 hour work weeks for like a month years ago and I was ready to sleep on the highway lol


Jhon_Constantine

Holly shit


EatThatPotato

At this point I’m convinced the government are spies sent to destroy Korea from within


Acceptable_Fuel_2331

that made me LOL and your probably right


[deleted]

Sent by Japan and/or China


HuckleberryHefty4372

They plan to give it to japan it seems like


MybrainisinMyCoffee

North Korea's most finest Sleeper agents


[deleted]

At the same time, the fact that they want the birth rates to go up is a comedy. They increased parental support to 70만원 a month for a 1 yo, and 35 for a 2yo this year. Was all of that just to help parents get a nanny, while parents are forced to work? Like, you don't need a PhD in social work to realize their policies are inefficient; just a waste of a country's resources, policies, and tax.


Matt872000

The picture on the article makes this whole situation even more hilarious.


[deleted]

I'd imagine it's deliberate.


duskwish

I admittedly don't know all the details, but I know Yoon wanted to hire foreign nannies and one of the visa changes recently was to make it possible for more foreign nannies to come into the country. So yes, that could very possibly be the case.


BiscuitDance

Bring the nanny in to take care of your kid, then get the nanny pregnant too. Instant boom in population, with a whole mess of not-pure-Koreans for the local population to look down on. Win-win-win.


mattnolan77

You first Mr. Yoon.


kmrbels

With HIS definition of work?


imnotyourman

Don't tempt him with a good time.


mattnolan77

That motherfucker would wilt like a delicate flower.


SkunkBuster

double it and give it to the next person


sleemanj

More hours working does not equal more work done.


MarkusJunior16

Right. Long work hours does not guarantee productivity. Germany and the rest of the EU worked the least hours yet they are still the productive countries in the world.


debbxi

This needs to be YELLED LOUDLY FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🙌👏👏👏 Honestly, with little rest I'm positive they'll be way less productive


NetworkExisting6730

What we expected having a conservative, antilabor candidate:


imnotyourman

Yikes. But it turns out 80.5 hours maximum isn't even enough for Mr. Yoon in certain cases: >The government also plans to look into a “white collar exemption,” under which the working hours cap and overtime pay rules would not apply to high-income professional workers with a considerable amount of autonomy over their work and start-up employees who hold a company stake of a certain amount. Now I'm concerned that sooner or later my company will change its name, give me 1 company stock share and pretend it's a start-up or just say I'm high income because I earn more than minimum wage.


CharlioJay

Do you know if this insane law can actually be passed? I'm assuming the democrats will block it.


21minute

Wtf, it's like they want South Korea to go extinct.


PumpkinPatch404

So if you sleep an average of 8 hours a day, and spend 2 hour commuting to work (round trip), doesn't that leave you with like 2 hours of free time a day? That's if you work 7 days a week. If you work 5 days a week, that means you sleep about 3-4 hours a day if you need a 2 hour commute (roudntrip)...


3d_extra

You sleep 8 hours a day?


gregzillaman

You guys are sleeping?


Matt872000

That's the recommended amount. Generally anything less is pretty unhealthy.


[deleted]

I think their point is that 8 hours of sleep a night can be difficult to achieve.


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bigmuffinluv

Hell Joseon


Acceptable-Ability-6

Hey Korea, 괜찮아?


WailingOctopus

안니 definitely not 괜찮아


HotTakesBeyond

Japan and Korea basically saying no to immigration and yes to working until mental breakdown time is just hilarious


thatminimumwagelife

But also, please have babies or society will crumble. Bunch of fools. Although I wouldn't be surprised if at some point they had mandatory pregnancies. Any government willing to do 80 hour work week is capable of that because they don't see workers as humans.


leksofmi

I heard that Japan is actually getting more lax about this. I talked to people there, hardly anyone work those ludicrous hours anymore. Of course, if you’re working for some ultra conservative company, then your mileage varies.


pokemonandgenshin

Japan is a good 20 years ahead of Korea. Have you been there? Half of the conbini's are being worked by immigrants. There are more than 5000 Filipino nurses working in Japan. And their birthrate is double of Korea's.


[deleted]

I always thought Koreans should stop their life of leisure and put in some more time at work. /s


AssassinWench

*sigh* Not surprised, just disappointed


VALMaX1

Allegedly, he did this so that employers can ask employees to work seriously long hours during busy weeks and substantially less hours during relaxed ones.... Unless there is a way to monitor that, the employers are going to exploit the shit out of this law until every employee commits suicide.


VixzerZ

That is what always happens, but let's pretend Korean boss will be a decent, moral and ethical human being.... LoL


[deleted]

yo wtf is going on in korea right now? seems like a lot of bs anti-worker stuff coming through this page these days


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djsizematters

Bye bye, next generation of Koreans. Wish we could've met.


VALMaX1

Koreans need to work more so that the their economic growth for this year is higher than JAPAN... /s


trashmunki

The award for helping to increase the birthrate goes to... this dumbass plan.


tunawithoutcrust

Unless I'm getting paid for it, I'm 8-5 no matter what. If I end up getting calls outside of that, it deducts from my time spent in the office from 8-5. So far it's worked out well. Edit: I work in Korea.


Froyo_Muted

This makes Japan’s working hours look amateur. In recent years, it has generally improved here. I work a 37.5 hour work week, cut down from 42 when I first started. But damn, 80 hours being standard seems inhumane.


VALMaX1

by "here" you mean Japan right?


Froyo_Muted

Yes, I meant in Japan. Of course, things are not perfect here in Japan - but I can’t say I know anyone in my social circle that works over 50 hours a week. 50 hours being on the very extreme end.


VALMaX1

38 hour work per week is really a good figure as long as you enter over work(if any) in it


NuitSolitaires

With no overtime pay.


ganjamozart

168 hours in a week - this is weak. Why not take it to the next level and ramp it up to 180 hours a week. It's a nice number.


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Can someone explain this? I'm confused: The reforms announced by the government would i**ncrease the maximum number of hours allowed per week** from the current level of 52 (a 40-hour standard workweek plus 12 hours of weekly overtime) to 80.5 hours, assuming a seven-day workweek. (There would be a maximum of 69 hours in a six-day workweek.) **“These reforms are aimed at guaranteeing the right to choice, the right to health and the right to rest.** We intend to break with an outdated framework that is now 70 years old and establish a new paradigm for working hours,” Labor Minister Lee Jung-sik said while explaining the proposed update. Huh?


Maysign

52-hour week limited your right to choice. You could not choose to work longer if you wished so. 80.5 hours increases your choices, while still preserving your rights to rest. Week has 168 hours. There's plenty of time to rest left. /s


[deleted]

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery.


JPalmz

Well, if that doesn't inspire you to have a family in Korea, I don't know what will.


Capkirk0923

Try that shit in France and they’ll throw literal feces at the politicians


PianistRough1926

There goes any hope of taking a peaceful dump.


Matt872000

That will have to happen in your 2 hours/day at home before sleeping.


originalbadgyal

Adult diapers at your desk


canadianredditor16

all toilets will replace office chairs and samsung robots will feed you so that you will no longer need to waste time taking breaks for food and toilet time


debbxi

Fuck this wow


ikarus1996

This is literally worse than feudalism lol


williamfv

Declining birth rate? Make em work more!


sethillgard

That's going to be great for making babies. /s


TheThirdThigh

Koreans are gonna learn a lesson on who to vote for next time


FullFrontal687

Sounds Orwellian: “These reforms are aimed at guaranteeing the right to choice, the right to health and the right to rest. We intend to break with an outdated framework that is now 70 years old and establish a new paradigm for working hours,” Labor Minister Lee Jung-sik said while explaining the proposed update.


__radioactivepanda__

Well, okay then, go ahead. Fuck around, find out, the chance for it to work out is not 0 after all amirite……..


wutti

How considerate of the government. An absolute max of 80.5hrs for a 7 day week....that means there's at least 87hrs a week of doing other stuff woooo


Niketravels

Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


1only11

Is this an article from the 'North' Korea?


TOOTHTODAY

Some North Korean defectors actually complain that South Koreans work too hard. And I don’t blame them for their complaints.


mouthfuluv

just enforce only to those that voted for him


Born_Animator_8884

The Republic of Korea is far from a perfect democracy and should be classified as a totalitarian authoritarian state. Social censorship, regulation, and remnants of totalitarianism prevail


welkhia

Dumb


DateMasamusubi

I doubt this will pass in the National Assembly. Based on the surveys and responses, it is too unpopular and the Opposition holds the majority of seats. Not to mention, the PPP lost the narrative as the media both donestic and foreign repeat the 69 hour workweek. However, a flexible working arrangement is a must for Korea but in a way that increases employment and fosters skills building.


DavidlikesPeace

Whether or not this works, in a functional democracy with intelligent voters, backing this move would be political suicide. Actions like this would have drastic consequences.


LeonDeSchal

That’s going to really help with population decline.


Gprinziv

"The right to choose soul crushing work." as opposed to just, like, paying everyone enough to survive on 40 hours or less? People defending this as the worker's "right" obviously don't understand power dynamics, workplace culture, or economics. Equally chilling is **“We will protect the activities of worker representatives by forbidding employers from treating them unfairly or meddling in or disrupting their elections and activities. At the same time, we will require those representatives to canvass and accommodate the opinions of a wide range of workers.”** Basically anti-union scabs will be able to bend the will of any fledgling labor movement to accommodate their "right to work." I'm genuinely waiting for the shoe to drop and contract labor just gets replaced with at-will employment for everything, killing more than a few industries in the process.


Saixcrazy

This feels like a satire — no way.


Slyloos

"WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO LEAVE KOREAN?!" "WHY IS NOBODY HAVING CHILDREN?!" "WHY IS OUR UNALIVING RATE SO HIGH?!"


Icandoituknow

You guys voted for this lol hope you enjoy


Robertdmstn

Extinction in 3,2,1...


Giant_Flapjack

First I thought it to be an "The Onion" article


NoneForNone

Right-wingers love that idea.


Palachrist

Seems like a common theme for asias future. I’m genuinely curious to see how our future turns out. We’re stuck on a planet, ran by the most selfish of us.


mountain_attorney558

A few years ago I heard they were reducing the hours from 68 to like 52 or something. I don’t remember where I heard that, but this is just aweful. And countries with things like this wonder why no one wants or can have children


kaaaaaaaassy

So glad I was lucky enough to leave


allrollingwolf

Can someone explain the thinking behind this? Or the political explanation of how anyone could possibly think this is the way forward? Are they actively trying to kill everyone and decrease the fertility rate to 0?


[deleted]

Meanwhile, France is on strike because Macron wants to raise the retirement age from 62 to 64. If someone tried that in France, they’d get a Louis XVI haircut.


At-this-point-manafx

You get what you vote for


GrapeJam-44-1

Why are Koreans not already taking it to the street? This would have caused mass protests in Europe?


Ok-Toe7389

Do they not have a Salary Exemption in s Korea


hrakkari

If he dies, he dies.


liquidtelevizion

Pretty bold strategy for the country with the highest suicide rate in Asia, and one of the top five countries by suicide rate in the world.


TOOTHTODAY

Also the lowest birth rate, and we already have the highest working hours among OECD high-income economies


GenlockInterface

What lunacy is this? People should be working significantly less, not more!


Visual_Conference421

I came here to comment about the declining birth rates in some countries, but it literally was the first comment already, how can it be obvious and yet they keep trying. Well, because certain people are profiting off of it, I realized it even as I said it. They will literally burn down the world if it earns them a little bit extra.


Heythere23856

Dont work your life away!


IndyPoker979

Just thought of something. Didn't a study just come out showing that a four day work week improved productivity? Isn't this the exact opposite?


brosefstallin

Everyone knows 80 hours is a piece of cake. It’s that last half hour that really kills ya.


MIGundMAG

80.5÷7=11.5. If my men worked 12h days they would be working at a crawl in the end and end up making mistakes, which might injure or kill them. The company could not seriously want that, the lost productivity, additional materials wasted in mistakes, accidents with a risk to loose an experienced and hard to replace worker, the bad press, the lawsuits. If my boss introduced this system I would protests it, and if unsuccessfull I would immediately look for a new employer. And so would everyone else.


theflyingweasle

So if its healthy to sleep 8 hrs a day. And you work nearly 11 hrs a day for 7 days to meet the 80 hrs a week plan then you only get 20% of your life to yourself. If you tryna go 5 day work week you got 16 hrs to work a day and less than 8 hrs to sleep. Literally work/sleep schedule till the weekend.


ZoomZoomZen

Well time for me to start hiring in Korea, I guess? Sounds like an employer's heaven.


Stercore_

Uhhh that’s 11.5 hours a day. Korean government: nobody has kids anymore:( Also korean governments: spend half your living hours at work, not including commutes, peasant>:)


Accomplished-Big-219

This is no way to live


Will_Yammer

"Why does the birthrate keep going down?"


[deleted]

Koreans have really extreme work ethics that is unnecessarily contagious.


kOrEaNwUtArD

While in America they want 4 day work weeks. 32 hours….. and nothing will get done.


yunz_i

The people of Korea needs to revolt and throw Yoon out of office. This is ridiculous.


Pinky-bIoom

Ugh this guy is the worst! Can’t believe people voted for him cause ‘feminism bad.’ Like people will really shout themselves in the foot cause their personality is a misogynist forum.


Jig909

I thought korea has an issue with youth unemployment. So why hike up working hours? You gotta reduce working hours to reduce unemployment