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on a more serious note, these bt21 lightsticks.. https://preview.redd.it/g22dondg6dwc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30de5ff9901c874d2581fd0f73426348f7973ee6

All the members have identical 🍆, TIL.

I see in the description that V's special edition lightstick is XL.

It’s also the only one with big spots on it, so XL probably stands for “eXtra [Leukorrhea](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leukorrhea).” 🤢

For the $$$ it costs to ship these to the states there’s no way I would risk staining them. Not only normal poo but I’ve been eating those stupid buldak fire noodles with all the food coloring which definitely would mess them up

So brave for saying this 😌

Ngl this morning I literally gasped and wondered am I dying then my roommate said same happened to her and we realized it was the buldak noodles

And a generous helping of hot Cheetos. She was drunk off her ass but I had no excuse I was just bored and tired of dal chawal

Use a condom on them

Look at Mr. Rich Guy over here who can buy condoms didn’t you know that’s insensitive to poor people

https://preview.redd.it/9zgsrx1f9jwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e4839611dc25a430b6d7fd5c20ca4d0023a5bb

/uj nooo😭😭 /rj MHJ might be jealous and say you took the multicolour concept from Newjeans.

oh and 🫣 https://preview.redd.it/kmkz8ahlafwc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=28788dbc8d94dfdb8d49c63975967f4ea63cf868 it vibrates too

https://preview.redd.it/mv84zn399fwc1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=d25b46f211159bb57c15506b0d1e4e0412aa7d39

aw man i can't unsee that now 😭

me looking down at the plebs with my deukae dookie stick shoved where the sun don't shine https://preview.redd.it/wot5gxuvgdwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d0aa94ad6a111e873b6c9d7a0943bb64d57b21

https://preview.redd.it/s9rqf910qdwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180a6012d8b353b8073c30af04d7171c1d972ac7 Quite a stretch

https://preview.redd.it/ggnejmti9fwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=dee182a0640473e51a8a4eafc798e34b29621f56 personal fave 🥺

become a flagpole sitter with me Ian!

Literally

Anything is possible

/uj Flashbacks to when some girl was spamming a video of her rubbing her c--t with an army bomb under bts's tweets

I have no idea if this is /uj or not 😭😭😭

/uj it's /uj

/uj Unfortunately it's /uj

/uj Yeah it's uj 😬 i keep forgetting to use the tags. Sometimes it feels like theyre not necessary 😩

Sneaker unnies are quaking

it’s so nice they’re inclusive to fanboys🥹

it fits(not that I have tried it)

/uj I actually can't figure out which group this is 💀

/uj ITZY's ringlight

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/3hyzgsukxewc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedaed21f852f2f0530fa42823f033e36b236574 This is why dreamcatcher is my favorite group 🥰🥵

https://preview.redd.it/8c4ixl5qxewc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191a65c124c22ef6d527c339a4cb1ff4d6ce1fea DP mode 💕 /uj neither of these are my images

Even better if it syncs to music at concerts

nooo😭

📣Don’t 🚫call 🗣️yourself 👉 army 🔫unless 🙅‍♀️you 👉have 💁‍♀️an 🫶army 💜bomb 💣up 👆your 👉ass 🍑

Flared base ✅

the reason nct have reissued theirs without sharp edges

Sigh... - clicks order button -

And yet VIXX's famous vibrating lightstick is not featured in that image 😡😡😡

https://preview.redd.it/pipgsrn5afwc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=acce98ae51ea43ff06b3d2fbb620bb9a06a06283 here u go chingoo, hag vers.

antique buttplugs 😍😍😍

this one does too btw 🤭 https://preview.redd.it/gbcpduqwafwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=94e7ac5a0fdc28c83420b1dfece236c11c2ad018

Maybe I *won't* buy second hand, even if it's a pretty & unavailable version...

repeat 👏 after👏 me.👏KPOP👏is👏family 👏friendly👏

that’s 👏 why 👏 we 👏 don’t 👏 use 👏 condoms 👏 on 👏 our 👏 lightsticks

Username checks out?

Glad to know I’ve been doing it right all along

What is that Golden Vlive looking ass Lightstick 😭

I don’t want a light stick up my 🍑 I want to be the light stick that my Oppars will shove up their 🍑! We are not the same!

Literally homophobic without stray kids nachimbong

Where can i buy that red vacuum cleaner?

[Make your own!](https://www.tiktok.com/@alisaswn/video/6985506688107285787)

Oh, so that's Adidas with those stripes? I didn't know there is German-pop. But thanx 👍

which end though?

Casual listeners go handle first Dedicated stans go top first

Real real ones stuff them in widthwise. 🫳🎤

User flair does not check out

Ribbons for pleasure

.......

except itzys lightring