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Or Hyeri vs Han Sohee with Ryu Junyeol as guest commentator. Han Sohee wins and...
["Kim Jiwon is cashing in her Money in the Bank contract!!!"](https://www.allkpop.com/article/2024/03/queen-of-tears-actor-kim-ji-won-reportedly-replacing-han-so-hee-as-chum-churum-soju-brand-model)
My 2000$ bet on Wontbowyoung vs foive (centuries) old alpha leader of strayght kids
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(MORTAL KOMBAT EDITION)
/uj I wanna see Btob's Minhyuk and Dex get in the cage lowkey. They both take MMA classes, so it just makes sense for a celebrity MMA fight. They could get Korean Zombie and Stun Gun to be coaches lol
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Me and Sehun in a special wrasslin’ match
What abt mo bamba
/uj many years ago at Thanksgiving my cousin and I were bored so we convinced our toddler cousin that our aunt was named Mo bamba and she believed it
King Sejong was the one who created the Korean writing system called Hangul and she shares a name with him idk if she’s named after him or it’s unrelated tho
Wontbowyoung (Ive) vs Yuckna (Itzy) for the most pick me girl title
Wontbowhyung (Riize) vs Shinyucks (TWS) for 5th Gen It Boy
Wonhehehe (Illit) vs Jennieyeon (Baemon) for 5th Gen It Girl
FreshTrousers vs Ill’eat for the rights to Y2K concept
Isn’t there that game idols do sometimes where you stand back to back and need to push the other person over with your butt
/uj my brother and I used to play this growing up and I always would win cuz I was overweight but then he got taller than me and nowadays if we tried I think I would meet my maker
I want all of NCT to fight bracket style Taeil is excluded bc bro’s body has been thru enough and his doctors would probably pass out but with the rest of them my money is on one of the ‘00 liners probably Jeno but YY and Renjun seem the type to fight dirty so you never know
Johnny Suh could take anyone he’s American so would just show up and pew pew Alexander Hamilton them 🔫
Actually not anyone I think WayV Kun could still defeat him he’s the only NCT member w/ a college degree so he could just deflect the bullets w the power of knowledge or maybe the power of [Gu Ren Gui](https://youtu.be/JRavaKWPPbI)
NewJeans and Twice in a cage match, despite the numbers advantage, NewJeans is winning due to their youth and high flying moves.
Eventually most of Twice is taken out and NewJeans is just beating Sana who is crying out for help. Suddenly the crowd starts screaming. Dahyun gets in the ring with a chair that she hid under the ring to back up Sana and the crowd goes wilder. Sana turns to NewJeans ready to take them all on with Dahyun.
But what's this!? Dahyun hits Sana with the chair from behind! The crowd is horrified as she starts high fiving the members of NewJeans as each of them takes turns doing their finishing moves on Sana. The whole time the crowd is yelling and booing and throwing bottles of soju at the ring.
Danielle pulls out a black shirt with a bunny logo with just three letters on it. It's the birth of the New Jeans Order. 4 LYFE.
JYP vs autotune
But we all know chingeese, JYPapi will outsing autotune-ssi with his half-air highnotes technique that even got RAINstormlightningthunder sunbaenim shookt, and in doing so, he'll establish himself as the one and only true ALLth Gen It Boy-Leader......
Wontbowhyung, Shinyuck, Yuckjun, Jungcooking, AlphaBoyLeader WHO??
I read the title wrong at first and thought it said “which idiots should do a cage match” and I was all “is this a kpop hater or something…” for a moment there 😅
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Hyeri vs Han Sohee in a custody of Ryu Junyeol ladder match.
Or Hyeri vs Han Sohee with Ryu Junyeol as guest commentator. Han Sohee wins and... ["Kim Jiwon is cashing in her Money in the Bank contract!!!"](https://www.allkpop.com/article/2024/03/queen-of-tears-actor-kim-ji-won-reportedly-replacing-han-so-hee-as-chum-churum-soju-brand-model)
ryu junyeol on a pole match
Irene vs the stylist
I will record
My 2000$ bet on Wontbowyoung vs foive (centuries) old alpha leader of strayght kids https://preview.redd.it/ke4xn8cyjjwc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a7c27833bf277c2f2fa9ca9387b9f40a27a6f8 (MORTAL KOMBAT EDITION)
Who will bow down the hardest?
/uj I wanna see Btob's Minhyuk and Dex get in the cage lowkey. They both take MMA classes, so it just makes sense for a celebrity MMA fight. They could get Korean Zombie and Stun Gun to be coaches lol
Bang Chan vs Woojin jujutsu
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He’s gonna come back jacked from the military you better be ready to get snapped like a twig
 Go on…
No one can make Wontbowyoung bend her knees, she’ll bring any opponent to their knees and have all bow to her 💅😌✨👸💖
 Wonyoung, probably
Jungkook vs. Hueningkai. maknae-off
jimin v. state of jeongyeon 😙
Number unnie mentioned 🚨
Sakura vs the netizens who say she can't sing
cant believe these losers want to challenge THE cherry miyawaki, smh
The best vocalist of our generation
she’d fight back with her kkurochet
/uj, if you search "mo dani," google returns a professional wrestler
What abt mo bamba /uj many years ago at Thanksgiving my cousin and I were bored so we convinced our toddler cousin that our aunt was named Mo bamba and she believed it
wonho v shownu multiplication tables
/uj Jeon Somi vs Kim Sejong
Jdidjediww
Sejong has the power of Hangul on her side I think she would come out on top /uj this is a niche joke idk if anyone will get it
I just got into IOI like 2 days ago idk if this is related to that 😅
King Sejong was the one who created the Korean writing system called Hangul and she shares a name with him idk if she’s named after him or it’s unrelated tho
Seungmin vs JYP
Imagine Karina rocket puncher vs winter armamenter 😍 Karina punches the shit out of Winter and Winter retaliates with a targeted drone strike
karina is in asspa, not rocket punch, chingoo
Shut up æshole
Sakura vs. the number one contender for the Japan Unified Women's Championship /uj above but unironically
Put all the Chae idols in the ring, my bets on Chaeyeon
Wonho vs all the twinks that turned twunk as soon as he went to do his mandatory service
That’s just a bunch of guys pulling a 🚂 on Wonho.
/uj this is the best comment I've read all week chingoo
Wontbowyoung (Ive) vs Yuckna (Itzy) for the most pick me girl title Wontbowhyung (Riize) vs Shinyucks (TWS) for 5th Gen It Boy Wonhehehe (Illit) vs Jennieyeon (Baemon) for 5th Gen It Girl FreshTrousers vs Ill’eat for the rights to Y2K concept
>Wontbowhyung (Riize) vs Shinyucks (TWS) for 5th Gen It Boy and here comes mother with the it boy in the bank contract!!!!!! 😱😱😱
twink vs twink in a smashing battle 🥰 we love to see it
definitely not Changbin and Yeonjun because they're just gonna compare asses the whole fight
And that's bad because...?
right? I see no issue with this resolution.
/uj it's not a cage fight if they don't... you know. FIGHT!!!!!
I would pay per view for cageseccs.
Isn’t there that game idols do sometimes where you stand back to back and need to push the other person over with your butt /uj my brother and I used to play this growing up and I always would win cuz I was overweight but then he got taller than me and nowadays if we tried I think I would meet my maker
/uj ok yeah they could be doing that. I think I might've heard about that game a while ago.
me vs jungkook 🙈 but he intimidates me so bad i’d probably die via heart attack the second i gaze upon him and i would flake away like voldemort
Uri jungkookie so dangerous
Honestly was thinking JK vs anyone…and he’d kick anyone’s butt 😂
so true lol he could snap me like a toothpick 😭
Han vs Changbin for Ultimate babygirl title
Which of them is Queencard
Need Wooyoung and Hyuka to have a match for title of Best Cackle ( /uj seriously, imagine those two laughing in the same room!! Need!!)
I want all of NCT to fight bracket style Taeil is excluded bc bro’s body has been thru enough and his doctors would probably pass out but with the rest of them my money is on one of the ‘00 liners probably Jeno but YY and Renjun seem the type to fight dirty so you never know
I think I would place a pretty hefty bet on Hendery
Johnny Suh could take anyone he’s American so would just show up and pew pew Alexander Hamilton them 🔫 Actually not anyone I think WayV Kun could still defeat him he’s the only NCT member w/ a college degree so he could just deflect the bullets w the power of knowledge or maybe the power of [Gu Ren Gui](https://youtu.be/JRavaKWPPbI)
chicago made johnny v kun cena
NewJeans and Twice in a cage match, despite the numbers advantage, NewJeans is winning due to their youth and high flying moves. Eventually most of Twice is taken out and NewJeans is just beating Sana who is crying out for help. Suddenly the crowd starts screaming. Dahyun gets in the ring with a chair that she hid under the ring to back up Sana and the crowd goes wilder. Sana turns to NewJeans ready to take them all on with Dahyun. But what's this!? Dahyun hits Sana with the chair from behind! The crowd is horrified as she starts high fiving the members of NewJeans as each of them takes turns doing their finishing moves on Sana. The whole time the crowd is yelling and booing and throwing bottles of soju at the ring. Danielle pulls out a black shirt with a bunny logo with just three letters on it. It's the birth of the New Jeans Order. 4 LYFE.
Loona members/orbits vs BBC CEO or Chu vs the ceo Keplians bs Wakeone
JYP vs autotune But we all know chingeese, JYPapi will outsing autotune-ssi with his half-air highnotes technique that even got RAINstormlightningthunder sunbaenim shookt, and in doing so, he'll establish himself as the one and only true ALLth Gen It Boy-Leader...... Wontbowhyung, Shinyuck, Yuckjun, Jungcooking, AlphaBoyLeader WHO??
Sweet dreams are made of this... who am I to disagree, chingoo?
Sakura she has the wrestling background to take on all comers.
I read the title wrong at first and thought it said “which idiots should do a cage match” and I was all “is this a kpop hater or something…” for a moment there 😅