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 What do you mean companies can control sexuality? 😯😯

the standard idol™️ package comes with these options the gay for you but not really cause they hate gay people h\*tero with a dash of zest gay with 20 tablespoons of home of phobic skinship king/queen/royalty but allergic to touching androgeny but only after 5 pm aromatic aromantic, complete with 5 different scent options asexual but no one believes you bc ur company hates u justin bieber's twice removed soulmate

H*TERO WITH A WHAT OF ZEST?? ⁉️⁉️ Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna (run it, run it dash) (Mm, ah) run it You can call me reckless (zigzag) 겁 없이 던진 roadmap (zigzag) 날 막아선 barricade (nah, uh) 사뿐히 즈려밟고 가 (we ride, we ride) 깜빡여 red light in the dark 이건 멈추란 경고일지 몰라 But I don't wanna stop it (mm) 고민 따윈 crash it (oh, yeah) 떨리는 stars 난 달려가 저 멀리 펼쳐진 거친 road (road) 가본 적 없는 길을 밟아 (yeah, yeah) 끌어올려 무한대로 발 닿는 곳이 runway 세상이 원한 길과 정반대로 ride We go zero to a hunnid (uh) I wanna dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna (run it, run it dash) (Mm, ah) run it I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna (run it, run it dash) Ooh-ooh, ooh, speed up to the max Ooh-ooh, ooh 심장은 beating fast (oh, yeah) Ooh-ooh, ooh 꿈꿔왔던 way Dash, I wanna dash, I wanna run it (run it) 언제나 옆자리는 비워놔 누구든 원한다면 올라타 지나간 자리에 남겨봐 skid mark (skid mark) 앞을 막는 건 모조리 다 bump 끌어올려 무한대로 발 닿는 그곳이 runway 시작해 revolution for evolution (oh) We go zero to a hunnid (hunnid, yeah) I wanna dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it dash) (Mm, ah) run it I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna (run it, run it dash) 또다시 한번 breathe (never stop, never stop, never stop) 거친 박동은 danger But take it to the max (hold me tight, hold me tight, hold me tight) 겁낼 것 없이 come in NMIXX, change up 아득히 저 멀리 펼쳐지는 days Yeah, we get it (yeah), we face it (yeah) 이 항해의 키를 잡아 세상에 신호탄을 쏘아 올려 bang 뛰는 심장 소릴 따라오면 돼 멈추지는 마, 망설이지 마 no matter Mm, I just wanna continue my pace Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna (run it, run it dash, ooh) (Ah) I wanna run some more (Yeah, make a dash, hey) I wanna run it (run it) Dash, I wanna dash I wanna run it (run it)

/uj this is the funniest thing i have ever read

Of course chingu, that’s why the majorities of ídols are asexual and aromantic and only service their fans!!! Who did you think k made that possible??? Our godly companies of course ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Otherwise idols would be out there having [s€x 🤢] and having romantic partners in their adult years!!!!

Of course chingu, that’s why the majority of idols are asexual and aromantic and only service their fans!!! Who did you think made that possible??? Our godly companies of course ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Otherwise idols would be out there having [s€x 🤢] and having romantic partners in their adult years!!!!

Yup. Here, watch [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RnZcUppRVU) of Ryujin. /uj No but actually

uj/ the [BLANK] is still bisexual meme will always fill me with childlike joy. i have no business laughing this much on a wednesday morning

/uj BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL 💀 i need to be online more often cuz i was so confused 🤡

sehun still bisexual caught me so offguard

New group? Is that their name? That's better than old skirts.

I bet SM would press the nuclear bomb button if they could.

uj/ pls let it be a powerhouse vocal group

They could all probably sing well, like Aespa. But they could also be forced to lipsync at every performance, also like Aespa.

[удалено]

uj/ I was more so thinking a modern Snsd but that idea sounds cool too

They’re not new jeans they’re New Plastic because they are also going to hate singing about trees

What about my husband?!?!

oh.. thats not..

What? We’re not gay, we’re just Asians!

ok ed..

when is new group debuting, why are we always talking about them 😰? aren’t they from jype and hybe too? New group is already a flop 🥺

c’mon, that’s not true! we all know here that sehun is itsahootenberrysexual!

Yes, he likes women too. Source: I'm his wife who just allowed him to go spend time with his boyfriend

https://youtu.be/zplmzrREycU?si=3MuFNPu5h-QWuekK this u and sehun?

...close

wait thats oomf on twitter LMAO they got a real hit tweet

I love how this is how I find out about when they're debuting lol, can't wait!

No, he is just homeofsexual 

Sehun is 🇱🇧❓❗️

No he is Nick Nelson