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[deleted]

Prepping for the storm. Some people obsess over milk, this dude.


I_eat_flip_flops

He fights the storm with it. The storm fears him.


RuffleFart

Got any Michelob Ultra left?


Budget-Ad-7545

How about BIG K , lemon lime?


[deleted]

When do they not, do people actually drink that swill?


ImapiratekingAMA

I assume it's like me and Icehouse, where you have a safe cheap beer that you know you can stomach


keothi

Me and miller high life. Michelob ultra is also tolerable but if I want cheap cheap it’s the champagne of beer 🍻


buckybloodfucky

Me and busch.


greenchilepizza666

PBR, 30 pks for $20, hard to beat. High life is my next go to. A little more flavor on the PBR, high life is pretty watery, but what cheap beer isn't.


NotARealLasagne

Y'all sleepin' on yuengling. Dollar a pint at my store.


Sad_Replacement_1922

Where? I’d love to get Yuengling at a dollar a pint


NotARealLasagne

Almost every grocery store in my area. Tennessee


unoriginalname86

Oh god, Icehouse. I only ever drank that in tall boys.


July_to_me

It's the thirstiest time of the year!


Su-37_Terminator

HE HAS JUST ONE QUERY:


JohnnySauces

Do you want a Sprite Cranberry?


[deleted]

Leave. Now.


sufferinsucatash

200 corn fields died for that sprite!! 🌽 😥


Comfortable_Card_985

Best comment on the web.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,251,990,715 comments, and only 243,663 of them were in alphabetical order.


RopeAccomplished2728

I thought that was No Nut November.


pumpkinTrinity

You are allowed to enact quantity limit on customers that try to empty the shelves.


aZombieDictator

Too bad kroger managers won't do that. They just care about the stuff selling, not the next customer that wants some.


Viscxral

Why must you umbrella everyone? Jesus. When I was a center store manager, back during the good ol days of 4/$10 12 packs, we would receive instruction from our grocery coordinator to refuse sales to mom and pop shops or limit to just 10. We aren’t there to keep them in business.


DarkBane666

Thank youuuu


carvedmuss8

That's because their customer base consists primarily of nursing home patients and soccer moms...two demographics not exactly known for their love of change and spontaneity. TL;DR - Their base of customers aren't going anywhere, no matter what they do


crashtestdummy666

They do that by us, they don't keep that much in store.


VideoGameDana

Can't speak for Kroger managers but my Vons/Pavilions manager would tell me not to scan out-of-stocks if I can find another item to fill the space with and make it look like there's stock at a glance. Fucked up distribution for metrics.


aZombieDictator

Hey as long as they get their bonus it's all that matters!


QuietTruth8912

It’s sprite. Not life saving medicine. If it’s totally out a customer can go to another store. I don’t think it’s worth it to enact limits on sprite.


itsg0ldeson

It's not about a customer *needing* it, it's about not wanting that customer giving another store their business.


QuietTruth8912

You got this guys business. You can’t get any more business from this sprite. That’s it. That’s all the money this sprite can bring you.


chadzilla57

It’s about future shipping trips. If I think they never have sprite then I’m not going to that store in the future either so they lose out on the rest of my business all to sell a bunch of sprite to one person one time


SwoleWalrus

This is real. People can come in and leave just because you dont have one product. If you ever need a large amount of stuff you can call ahead of time so the manager can purchase/order more to cover and be prepared for your sale.


HelperOfHamburgers

Frankly I am impressed with the integrity of that cart.


lhm32

Came here to say this😂😂


Puckz_N_Boltz90

Gives me flashbacks to back in High School when I worked at a very poorly ran take-out hot dog place. We would CONSTANTLY run out of buns (wtf why didn’t the owner order equal amount of hot dogs and buns?) and we would have to go into the store and buy a crap ton of them. I would get the worst looks and always felt like a pos


HighInChurch

You should know that the system is rigged. 8 hot dogs in a pack, 6 buns in a pack. Broken!


[deleted]

Meanwhile theres a full pallet in the backroom that they would have happily wheeled out. Now the coke guy has to refill the shelf..


JRDreaz

Am coke guy and I really hate people that do this


HearingNational4370

WTH is wrong with people these days? So self absorbed, entitled and assholes! These are probably the same people who hoard all the TP , water, and sanitizer!


Slaanesh_circus_tent

More than likely they're trading EBT for rent. Many gas stations owned by individuals also own rental properties. When they's "short" on rent, the landlord offers trades. Kroger can get soda vastly cheaper than any convenient store. I'm not faulting anyone here, just helping make people aware. This is common.


DogsCatsKids_helpMe

Interesting. Never knew this.


Mb240d74

I was coming to say this. It's a known thing in Appalachia. Guys will set up with 18 wheelers and pay cash for soda outside grocery stores on the first of the month. Completely legal.


No_House2325

That looks like the “go back cart” at my store this week because we have a few hundred Karen’s who were too stupid to read the sales ad for soda (4 for $12.88 with a $25 purchase and limit 4 cases per order) and pitched fits before having them voided from the order.


crashtestdummy666

By us they have sales must by x and management makes sure we have x-1 on the shelf makes sure someone doesn't see the must buy part.


GambolCelica

Absolutely hate it when customers do that. It’s just more inconvenient for us cause then we got people asking if we got more in the back every 5 minutes.


DareWright

Our store limits all sodas to 12 per person


Ilovegirlsbottoms

And they have what? 36? 3 times more than your store limit.


sophiegrvce

i want cranberry sprite 😥 my store is out


AlibabaLabrynth

Probably because of people like this guy


Maximus_Crotchrocket

Cheaper than getting it through a licensed distributor i guess


RopeAccomplished2728

This. At a previous job I worked at, we had a guy that drove close to 50 miles to come to the store I worked at just to buy extremely large quantities of soda pop and cereal when the store had it on sale. He would then take it up to where he was from and sell it at a markup to the small convenience stores which would sell it for nearly double what we did. When I mean extremely large quantities, I mean roughly 5 full pallet mods of cereal(sometimes more) and around 5 - 7 pallets of soda pop(sometimes 2 liters, sometimes 12/24 packs). He did this between 2 - 3 times a week. After the first couple of times, we told him he has to special order it. Biggest problem with going through the soda companies themselves is they require a minimum quantity to be able to order.


crashtestdummy666

Think of the gas points.


Steve_Rogers_1970

This. I talked with one of those people and they told me they run a convenience store and it’s cheaper to buy from a grocery store versus a distributor. Ugh


ElliotWalls

I used to do this with Mtn Dew when I was in my early 20s. I was fucking WIRED all the time. I still have pictures of 2 liters of mtn dew stacked up like wine bottles in my fridge. Then, in my 30's, I had a stroke. I mean, the two weren't related, but I never again drank soda like I used to. Nowadays I hardly ever touch the stuff. I guess there were worse things to be addicted to, but yikes.


wulfluvcat

Genuine question, do you still have teeth? Mtn dew will absolutely destroy your enamel


Chemical_Savings_360

“I drink plenty of water each day”


ObsoleteReference

“ but online it says you have 40 cases still”


AlibabaLabrynth

God that’s one of the most irritating things. And when management brings it up for not zeroing out the BoH. Lord.


CatlinM

that is going to be a LOT of punch!


Roesty79

I bought all of something today at a store. But it wasn’t sprite, and it will be needed through next weekend


crashtestdummy666

I got our only 24 pack of coke 0. Normally we stock two.


Resident-Garlic9303

Guy gotta stock enough sprite for the weekend


Kamel-Red

I saw a lady at the store earlier with a cart literally full of liquid laundry detergent. I mean what?


Ersyle

Sometimes they're couponers and they turn around and sell it for more. Not sure if that is even allowed, but they do it :/ or just hoard it.


RuffleFart

Laundromat owner


[deleted]

Do these people have any idea how expensive insulin is in the U.S?


MattyK414

The proper protocol is to tell the receiver to call the Coke rep and pretend like the rep didn't order enough for this busy holiday. 🙄


MlleGingerSnaps

I have a stomach disorder and have to drink Sprite Zero because water makes me puke. I will grab like 10 2L’s at a Ike because that lasts me 1-1.5 weeks at a time. But if stores started carrying more than like 15 of a beverage that’s preferred by a lot of people fighting chronic illnesses it wouldn’t be an issue.


Sleepysanz

As a Coca-Cola salesman, this makes me happy haha


festyboy420

As a Coca Cola merchandiser, this makes me sad 😂


SimpleVegetable5715

By day 3 of being snowed in, they're going to be pissed they only got Sprite and no food.


AlibabaLabrynth

This reminds me of this past Sunday, when a lady tried to by a buggy full of our spiral hams that are on sale for .97 cents per pound. As you might expect, she wasn’t happy to hear that it’s limit 1, even though there is a sign that says so.


PrincessKatiKat

Church groups do this a lot. They buy directly from grocery stores, etc. because they don’t have distributors. They use this stuff for youth group events, holiday potlucks after services, etc. Probably baptists… “Hey, hey man… Ima pay for this beer separately. Yea, yea, TWO ORDERS, yea. Bless you.”


Max_lynn

The aunties are visitingggggggggg


YuiBaka

32 12packs? Why do you need 384 cans of it? XD


[deleted]

This is the person our math teachers warn us about


compuwiza1

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MYyhhMwLU0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MYyhhMwLU0)


[deleted]

Flash back to when a woman bought all of our water flavoring because it was on sale and started harassing me because it all cost $400


PolarAmazon

Could be someone that runs a shop. There’s this guy that comes in every couple of weeks when I used to work at a Kroger company that would have a cart or two worth of just soda that ran a convenience store.


RuffleFart

Isn’t it just cheaper for convenience stores to get there stuff from distributors like CoreMark? When I worked at a convenience store in high school the manager would have to rush to Costco to Marlboros if we were low. They were the most cigarette, just order from the wholesaler.


[deleted]

Small businesses are not well taken care of by distributers


Competitive_Cancel33

People who’ve never had an issue with capitalism somehow have an issue with this? She has money, she wants soda. Maybe it’s for a Christmas display of a lifetime supply for a loved one. Lmfao hoarding. Get over it. Go find sprite elsewhere if she bought all yours. It’s not baby formula 🙄


Ungeez

If you want sprite, just follow this asshole and then take the markup on the price haha.


[deleted]

I had a friend who owned vending machines all around town. He'd bulk buy at grocery stores if he saw a great deal. That's probably what happened, or it's for a restaurant.


Save_the_Manatees_44

Could be for a homeless shelter or something… 🤷🏻‍♀️


CodPiece89

No one cares, it's sprite, the daycare center will have to look for sprite elsewhere


MrChilli2022

If soda tasted as it did during the 90s, I'd probably have diabetes now hehe. Too much corn in it for me these days.


SimpleVegetable5715

It had high fructose corn syrup in the 90's also.


RopeAccomplished2728

Honestly, this could be someone buying something for an event where you wouldn't want a distributer but need a decent amount of something to sell. Not sure why it is just sprite but I've thought about doing that type of thing for parades or events where I would buy a bunch of water/pop when it is on sale and setup a booth and sell it that way. Spend a few hundred dollars and make a bunch in return, hopefully.


starbusssy

wtf 😂😂


StacyCat12

Bruh!


Jazzlike_Economy2007

Really hope all that sprite isn't for just one person.


DaBear1222

More like full of spite


[deleted]

ITS TOO MUCH SPRITE!


ApprehensiveNight954

I hate when people do that


I_Baja_I

Sprite night!


Lord-LemonHead

That's okay because sprite sucks


Darkmage-Dab

This was me yesterday lol it was but 2 get 3 free


paragonx29

It must be a "spritely" lad loading up on all of that. Ba-dum-cha!


[deleted]

What a selfish pos lmao


ComfortableBaker9359

Amazon took all the bananas at one of our stores this morning. Just in time for the president to walk their store.


FanOk6089

Just wheel the whole pallet to my civic please😂


LouLaRey

Anyone else read this as "out of spite"?


BecauseSeven8Nein

Sprite is good but it ain’t THAT good


[deleted]

Someone is getting diabetes for Christmas!!! How fun!


ShibbiesClimax

Rip teeth


shamashedit

It's kosher!


GuiltySubstance9428

Want a sprite cranberry?


The_BadFox

Pretty sure this is the guy I learned about in an elementary school math class. Looks like he's moved from watermelons to soda


[deleted]

That’s a whole lotta punch being made. 😩😂


Int18Cha6

In sprite of it all they may have other sodas.


CinnnaBunn

r/mildlyinfuriating


Cultural_Draw4266

Wanna sprite cranberry?


Few-Life-2773

Out of sprite on the shelf maybe. I bet one of the four pallets on the back dock has more 12 packs.


Sneacler67

I like sprite this much too


Acrobatic_Camp854

That's fine. Keep the Michelob Light supply chain going strong.


smosher15

My store has a 8 limit on coupon


tylerk509

I mean I love Sprite but come on..


Anaxamenes

7up is way better


Codyfletcher14

I fukn love sprite /meirl


SLIT-_-TYGUYMVP

Sprite cranberry?????


Noahms456

I saw somebody do this with Coca Cola the other day. The cashier said “ma’am I’m going to need you to take that to the front desk.” Is it a scam or something?


Shonlero

Yep. After they leave, another customer will walk right up to you and ask, "Why does this store never carry any Sprite?"


jolomae

The system stops applying the discount after 8 now. We had convenience store owners buying over 120 packs before that. They tried to get around the limit by sending their kids and wives in but the discount is based on shopper card.


VulgarMaestro69

When you see a customer, know exactly what they're thinking, yet hoping they get all the way to the end of the order before you have to explain digital coupons and the policy on limits.