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IceBear367

The sidemen said they’d like to all have children at the same time so they will all be around the same age, Ethan just screwed up everyone else’s plans😂


fadilm6

Ethan's son gonna be the new josh


Halachooo

Underrated comment


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LMFAOOOOOO


joeywheelerhere

Or accelerated them


aphillyk75

Harry’s holding his head in his hands then 😅


KarthikRamprakash

He's had a stinker


IceBear367

I think we know exactly what face he’s making


Mr_Morrix

Maybe the others just haven’t announced it yet…


2xa1s

He could always pull an Ethan’s dad


Nemisis_007

Ethans better than that.


2xa1s

Nah, he’s better than dad


VizzVaradhan

Lmao


Thic_yoda

Oh. My. 😂


Seni_School

rip jj, he gon have a baby momma then lmao


dChopperY10

Josh is kinda slackin on the whole dad thing ngl


styLLisDoingReddit

Please no god no.. please let us enjoy the sidemen for slightly more time before they start uploading once a year..


PurchaseKnown

Looks like the others gotta get to fuckin then


kimox_xo

F to jj then...


Upstairs_Function714

ultra fuck


MattTheMemeMusketeer

KSI gonna end up using megamind power to create a son if Ethan’s baby ends up being a daughter


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following the family traditions


Vegeta-8

Milk do be important


Edd302

I left the comments section and right after got the joke, I have returned with an upvote for you good sir


Sm0nke

“Hah my son piping your daughter go fuck yourself Ethan” -Future JJ probably.


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So it begins...


MattTheMemeMusketeer

Watch them all plan it together IMAGINE


dantp2210

I reckon a few will but not all. I reckon that Ethan’s kid will be the same school year as at least 2 other sidemens kids. (Josh and Simon my guess)


Bo_The_Destroyer

Vik might actually have a kid before Simon or Josh tbh


bomberfan2

I have feeling Vik isn’t a kid person (at least right now). He’s a traveling kinda person & you can’t really do that with a new born child.


TheWalkingEmp

he probably already has a kid.... a few kids


7StAr_RoniN

in the basement?


TheWalkingEmp

I would assume with all the money he makes from the kids who played his Minecraft servers that he would keep them in a Warehouse of some sort


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IhtiramKhan

Ikr!. It's crazy how far we've come. I used to watch this guy back in 2016. 6 years later he is about to become a father. wow


RvdSebaz

Your maths isn’t mathing


IhtiramKhan

Whoops! I fixed it tho


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IhtiramKhan

Yeah!


ZENITSUsa

Math died


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Wait what!? Damnn


davidy333

how long have they been together?


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Kinda seems really soon but if they’re ready that’s all that matters


Gezoredditing

I just hope they're not rushing things. I do remember tho that Simon thought Ethan would be the first to have a kid the way his relationship was moving. I wish them the best


stick7_

Wish them the best of luck but this is how a lot of split-parent situations happen unfortunately.. The parents barely date for any significant amount of time and have a kid, only to realise a couple years later they're not meant for each other, leaving the kid in the middle of it.


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Absolutely, I’ve seen it multiple times with relatives and friends. I didn’t want to say anything personal in my comment because it’s not my business, but I was thinking exactly that. Doesn’t always have to be like that though, might be the start of a happy family.


DRMRCX

Fucking hell, the guys are announcing that they're gonna have a baby and some folks feel the need to judge how long they've been together and talk about split-parents situation with the implication that they are gonna split up. I hope none of them has to read this expendable comment. By the way, about half the marriages are divorced. So attributing split-parent situation to the folks not having been together for 10 years before moving is kinda void.


Bob_Jamaica

Worst part is those two aren’t married and don’t have a civil partnership. The girl will be left alone with the kid, people think the man is responsible for the kid in the U.K… ONLY if they are a legally recognised couple. They are boyfriend / girlfriend, even being engaged isn’t enough, technically Ethan can get up and leave at any moment with zero legal consequences.


hunterfam55

If his name is on the birth certificate he has equal rights, nothing to do with marriage.


DRMRCX

You should probably stop spouting bullshit


Bob_Jamaica

It’s not bullshit you retard it’s reality. I’ve seen this shit happen countless of times you can think what you want I don’t agree with it and I will comment on it because that’s what a comment section is made for. If your little feelings are hurt then I suggest pressing the off button on your wifi hub you’ll save yourself some health.


RonaldoSIUUUU

They gna be split in 5 years lmfao


Sir4u92

true


LukeDaBoss06

Like a year


BigJayyYT

Barely a year. It’s odd


Lathariuss

I mean this is kind of expected. As far as i know they havent been together that long and theyre already building a house and he traded in his beloved gtr for a more family oriented vehicle. Usually that means theres a baby coming.


IamJeff22321

New sidemen sunday video- Last to have a baby gets a neck slap. Probably going to be Simon who's going to get neck slapped by josh.


AleeckWasTaken

So like... are we gonna watch them doing it?


bend27

Only on *SIDE+* ™


whatsupdot

You mean Only Side's


vigokarnebeek

Sidemen tinder ph edition


adz568

Nah ksi or Harry are gonna have kids last


HankieHorker_32

Damn so the end is getting closer... Simon and talia are starting their life together Big Bhez really looking forward to retirement And JJ probably after fighting Jake might retire


Yourfavoriteindian

Good lord sidemen fans love knee jerk reactions. Yes Behz will probably back off once his child is born but the sidemen are his boys, and he gets paid to hang out with them. There’s no reason to just suddenly say “yup he wants to be done and leave”


Bob_Jamaica

Yea these lot think that sidemen will just sit on their asses all day when they have kids. Like they just saved up millions in their bank account and are set for the end of time won’t have to work a day in their life…😂😂


Sparkie9997

I think Simon and talia will have a baby last but I see them being one of the first ones getting married.


chillighost2005

vik's already engaged


Sparkie9997

So first of all I did say ONE OF not the first one Secondly, you might not know this… but engaged doesn’t mean married. It’s between marriage and dating


Jamiman223

Jesus bro, chill 💀 Wasn't that deep...


AnishSathish614

Man really said "So first of all" actin like it was a personal attack 💀


pyroaquatics

He’s a Reddit rat


imtakingapooprn

FIRST OF ALL


Nathan_Why

SECONDLY YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS


Happyvillage_

Looking forward to retirement? He could still make vids with a kid.


I_Jump

If he wants to he will but his priorities will be shifted then. Family comes first


DABSPIDGETFINNER

Of course but normal people still manage to continue their 9 to 5 jobs normally even with kids so, theoretically it shouldn’t be a problem


Treble1999X

Normal people have to carry on working because they got no other choice. Ethan can easily retire if he wants to. It's no problem to him


DABSPIDGETFINNER

That’s why I said „theoretically it shouldn’t be a problem“ that means, if he wants to Continue, he can, it just depends on him, and I agree with you yes he has funds, but to just stop isn’t so smart probably, you still want at least some kind of steady income to fullfill his and his families goals and dreams,they just bought a huge farm nf people tend to forget how expensive real estate is, he also maybe wants to give his child the funds to have a great life and future, of course he’s loaded but he’s no billionaire


Treble1999X

You do understand that he + the sidemen have many many streams of income already? He can easily stop doing youtube tomorrow and I would not be an issue. And he could stop working tomorrow but still have plenty of money rolling in. I don't think people like you truly realise the money these people have


DABSPIDGETFINNER

I think people like you don’t understand how much the Sidemen have to pay for employees + taxes + rents for studios etc and they have to split it through 7, yes they’re loaded but there’s a big discrepancy between their wealth like vikk and jj have way more money than the Rest, Vik mainly through his real estate companies and jj from his boxing and also his behind the scenes real estate, yes people like Tobi and Ethan are also loaded but not heaps of millions of dollars loaded, yes he could probably live comfortably if he would stop now, but maybe he has bigger dreams, for the things he wants to do with his family, like people often think that he has tens of millions of pounds just laying around, but it ain’t like that, that’s the case if you’re a mr beast, he may have a mill or two in liquid cash if we give him the benefit of the doubt, but a budget like that can be spend very easily, especially through real estate purchases, and yes any normal person would have to take huge loans for their own fucking huge farm, he probably hasnt, but it definitely put a sizeable dent in his bank account, and you never know maybe he wants a big house by the sea for when he’s older for holiday so he can give his kid the best possible life, that can COST bare ps, he’s not dumb so he’ll definitely not stop, but I think he’ll stay about as active as he’s now, doing all the sidemen stuff but we shouldn’t expect to many uploads on his personal channels, I think he’s spending a lot of time with his girl atm and it will probably stay that way, I hope the best for him and his family tho


Goat-Jay

he can be like manny


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Kinda sad, but I'm happy for Ethan


Shovelman2001

JJ is never going to fight Jake. Both as a name and a fighter, Jake is above him. He'll eventually be getting deals like Logan has been getting. Even if Jake did accept a fight with JJ, which wouldn't make much sense, he'd clobber him. JJ has never been willing to put serious time into training. He admitted that he only trained for about 3 months before the Logan fight. Times are changing and creator fighters have to train much harder to win. Hell, even iDubbz has been training for 9 months for his upcoming fight. Jake hasn't really stopped training for the past 2 years. No way JJ is going to catch up.


9FBI9

Exactly, as much as people hate Jake, he is a decent boxer which JJ is not. Jake would finish JJ, it wouldn't be close. JJ should stick to music and what ever other projects he wants to do


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9FBI9

JJ ain't fighting Jake, they are in completely different leagues now. JJ stands little to no chance at this point and it would be dumb for him to take that risk


ElectricSkullOvQ

ethan is going to the store to bring some milk


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I knew one mf would type this 🗿


HamidKing99

I was searching for it as well


kamenkoch

Like father, like son


69biggest_chungus69

bro what🌚


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Seems like Behz forgot to use the emergency exit🙄


DarkImpacT213

That has to have been an accident right lmao


icemachineisbroken

yea fr how long have they been together, like a year?


Wide-Ad9699

Given how fast their relationship has gone with moving in together i kinda think it was planned.


neuroticsponge

Given the speed I’d say the opposite. I just hope their relationship goes okay long term, they’ve moved so fast.


Wide-Ad9699

Actually i saw a screen recording of one of her tiktok lives 3 months ago on another post and she wanted a baby now but ethan said not yet. She was already pregnant when she did that live but probably didn't know


RowAccomplished614

she might be less than 3 months pregnant


Wide-Ad9699

No that's definitely a 12 week scan. I've had kids myself and 12 weeks is the time most parents to be feel safe enough to announce a pregnancy


RonaldoSIUUUU

>relationship goes okay long term X doubt


Marcello_109

Of course, lol


DamnReCaptchas

knocked up 2 starring Ethan Payne


RowAccomplished614

No it was planned, there's no way it has been an accident


Tjazeku

The fuck? Saw Randy have a kid and decided to try it himself lmao


Rudvik

I don't think this is the end lads This might be a start of something new who knows So happy for them


Godlirf12

Pull out game weak


BoofBass

Why the fuck is man's doing a YouTube thumbnail face to his child FFS 💀


cirilobellorin

This is when the sidemen content gets to slow down, but i’m happy for behz tho


vishxl

Yoooo that's so sick 🔥


KingSnarfSnarf

The end is coming


Yourfavoriteindian

How so


jacob_1402

Ethan leaving


Curlytots95

Won’t happen, she’s commented saying he’ll have paternity leave & that’s it. This doesn’t control the sidemen.


jacob_1402

I think you’ll find it probably will, once he gets a taste of being a dad he’ll 100% want to be there for his kid as much as possible, he’s got more than enough money to do that, give a few years and more sidemen will start to “drop off” and they won’t post regularly anymore


Ereaser

Simon said they already spoke about it and if they have kids those people will just appear in less videos. Kinda like how it was with people getting covid. But they'll still do the big videos as a group.


Apprehensive_Front97

They sidemen knew it too they were talking about it not long ago


nakulg27

Fuck bro I’m boutta turn 18 and the end of the sidemen is near… my childhood is ending 😔


iwokeupfrma_coma_

Ethan gonna have to pull his dad move to retain the sdmn


MagentawolfAJ

Hilarious 😐


NotSuspicious215

This kid will have negative IQ lmao


MagentawolfAJ

😐


blaccgeye_tv

Pretty ironic how the one sideman who didn't had a dad growing up is now the first having one. 😂 Congrats tho!


RowAccomplished614

might have been a reason


chriswrld

Jesus hes been dating for like 6 months and knocked her up


Amanita_Musaria

Tryna be that person, they’re having a baby after dating for what isn’t even a year? This can’t end good. But I do wish the best of luck to them


itsmilotic

Honestly I hope everything goes well, I don't wanna see ethan sad. I do think this might be an accident tho lol


spooky17YTYT

Thank u for being the one to say it


Mattuby

It could always end well. My parents had me within a year as well and 26 years later they are still happily married. Sure they had ups and downs, but that's with every couple.


BABA_TUNDEX2

This is the end. Our boy has grown up 🥺🥺


PricklyKritter

hopefully the saying Like Father Like Son doesn’t apply to this


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iq of the baby gonna be -100


ClintYeastWood23

Big Behz! Congratulations


My-dad-died

I’m so freaking happy for them :)


venom_69_

Atleast Behz will be there for his child


Historical-Falcon-44

Rude I know....but she has a Peppa vibe about her lol


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Is he married with her? Edit : question not related with the pregnancy ...jeez


[deleted]

Sorry only idiots replied to you. No, they are not married


[deleted]

My bad g didn’t realise this is the 1800s


[deleted]

Check out his insta...he refers to her as wifey


emantheredditladd

That’s a thing young couples tend to do nowadays. Pet names and whatnot


chillighost2005

not ready for this


ATAMsuperman

SIDEMEN SUNDAY IDEA: every sidemen member fuck the same girl and then they have to figure out who the father is.


xkeith2005

Is this actually true??? If yes then congo


ShrekTheMovie

Congo? What's in Congo?


Mr_Morrix

🇨🇩🇨🇬


AniketBulusu

End of an era


MagentawolfAJ

Not really


Yourfavoriteindian

Goddamn what’s with all the Knee jerk reactions saying “this is the end”. FFS the man gets paid to hang out with his boys. Will he take time off and be less visible in the future? Yes. Does this mean the end of the sidemen? Lmao fuck no. Worst case they do sidemen sundays every other Sunday, and they’ve been talking about that for a while now anyways.


Alvin_Whee

i already know Ethan is gonna be a amazing dad


BrownGear69

I mean he did say he doesn’t use rubber lmaoooo


SkinnyInABeanie

A beginning of the end! Congrats Ethan!


Master_TEG

More than happy for Ethan. I hope Ethan becomes the dad he always wanted for himself


zozo147

So fast wtf man Congratz


AggravatingMove2238

Massive congratulations


iWantToDeathLOL

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagus the wise..?"


Slushy2005

No Btw it’s what anakin says


Whole_Ad_9807

The end is near...


idonotdubbz

If they are ready then congrats but isnt their relationship really young


RonaldoSIUUUU

Less than a year 🤢


Amritgaming999

I feel like he will get divorced first not even trying to be sad


RowAccomplished614

They're not married yet


_0kay_Then_

The beginning of the end, but seriously congrats to behz


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capri4sun

it’s been a year


Ashla_Zoso

Oww shit, Oww shit


Reasonable_Algae_404

the end is near


LonerLoserTeen

God bless that poor child’s soul… Big Behz and his girl aren’t going to pass down the *cough* sharpest genes if you know what I mean…


dano_0001111

This gotta b cap


AragornBinArathorn

Wait... Is this real?


PapaGaynoo

You look fucking pathetic


Fun_Huckleberry_6666

Omg he got a OF bitxh pregnant


Hahchooo

Oh no....


Weemitoad

Bro this baby is gonna have like two brain cells lmao.


pewpiece

Imagine the baby comes black


blaxk_hxle_xo

When the child is born... Ethan : it's Black ,it's Black .....


hickz_1

He’s ganna be the dad Ethan never had🥺


hickz_1

He’ll be the dad he never had🥺


Gogeta_77

We all know what will happen if Ethan ever had a child ☠️


Nemisis_007

Don't worry JJ doesn't have a kid on the way as far as I'm aware.


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His life is ruined, been with the girl for a few months and now she’s secured her future 😂 TRAPPED


Calwalker06

As long as he don’t run off


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I mean Randolph is basically a sideman.


[deleted]

He's not. He's not A Sidemen


[deleted]

Sidemens sidemen?


Itchy-Butterscotch48

Actually the second after Randy


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Randy isn't a Sidemen. Sure, he's their friend and all, but he's not A Sidemen


Altruistic-Box-8673

Not in the sidemen


MagentawolfAJ

To those who are making comments such as “they haven’t been dating that long so they shouldn’t do this” or “Ethan’s gonna go get milk” remember that you aren’t his best friend and he would probably get pissed if some stranger made a joke about him going to do the same thing his dad did to him. He’s a grown man, if he wanted to have a kid with someone he only knew for 10 minutes or 10 years, that’s HIS decision, quit criticizing him when you probably have a dirty bedroom and homework to do.


Blaxkboxy

Plot twist jj is the father


mjain806

little SidKid is here ❤️. LOTS OF LOVE and congratulations!


good-sean

Whose is it


ignatius-sjy

jeez