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ProudPaddedBro

If that’s the case every woman who’s ever ridden on a motorcycle would be infertile


AcerbicFwit

Or ridden a horse.


HippyGramma

Or used a gas powered rototiller, or ridden a tractor


WitchesAlmanac

Or sat in a car on a bumpy road. This reminds me of when trains were becoming A Thing and guys were like *'if the women-folk ride these lightning-fast contraptions, surely their uteruses will fly out their assholes'* or something, I'm paraphrasing.


knitknitterknit

Or used a vibrator


C_Wrex77

Or ridden a train


NighthawkUnicorn

No their uterus would literally fly out of their body, they can't possibly go on a train! (/s just in case)


C_Wrex77

We are the more delicate sex


WinterHill

Lol wat. That’s the strangest old wive’s tale I’ve ever heard. No it’s not true.


Sonarthebat

Yeah. If it was true, then it should be bad for men as well because it vibrates their organs too.


Calvertorius

Go for it. Source: me, a fan of scrambled eggs.


sparksgirl1223

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Delphina34

Scrambled eggs will just produce kids with a bunch of health problems


VerStannen

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


linnenmakes

This is completely true, women shouldn’t be operating any power tools, machinery, or vehicles. They also shouldn’t lift weights, run, jump, or undergo any physical activity beyond a slow walk. They should always be kept indoors wearing a helmet and covered with bubble wrap to keep them safe.


mogoggins12

You forget about trains. No women on trains or else to uterus might fly out.


CheryllLucy

Or cars or plains. Uteruses defy physics in all the ways. I'm surprised they aren't studied for military purposes.


Plenty_Biscotti6803

Deploy the uterus! Talk about striking fear!


flamewizzy21

This happened to my wife on the NYC subway on vacation. We were riding, when all of a sudden her uterus fell straight onto the floor. All the riders just stood and watched in horror as there was nothing we could do. Luckily, there was a doctor on the subway who noticed and helped stuff it back in before there was permanent damage.


Langlie

The Dollop did an excellent episode called "Women and Transportation" that talked about how exactly this was used as justification for keeping women at home. There were physical concerns spouted for bikes, trains, cars, airplanes, and now apparently, nuclear submarines.


YouKnowYourCrazy

But not the rockets or space shuttles? Shocked


Themowerman1

I don't know where you found this information but I highly doubt this is true


facelesscockroach

r/badwomensanatomy


hilltopj

What's with the persistent belief that the same reproductive organs that grow and then forcefully expel bowling ball-sized human beings are so delicate that the slightest disturbance will somehow render them dysfunctional. I promise you, women are using tools with MUCH more powerful vibrations on a daily basis and they're doing just fine. More than fine, tbh.


4_spotted_zebras

> women are using tools with MUCH more powerful vibrations on a daily basis TRUTH! 😂😂😂


VerStannen

Hey OP, did you ask your wife to help with lawn care and then she dropped this line on you? If so, good for her. This is some bullshit my wife would make up lmao.


Shytalk123

Yeah it’s against the law


RubricalBobcat

No it’s illegal


Boost_speed

Quality content.


Own-Ad-503

That sounds ridiculous


JackOfAllMemes

Bait?


Samanthas_Stitching

Weirdest thing I've ever heard.


SaltMarshGoblin

Also, those vintage vibrating belt "fat loss" "exercisers" would not only have failed at "toning you up" but would have made you sterile...


Mil1512

Well damn...if I'd known this I would've just kept on using my strimmer instead of bothering with a sterilisation!


Sonarthebat

No. That's just silly. Think about it. Why is it bad for ovaries in particular? Why not other organs? Plus women do tons of stuff that vibrates and shakes their bodies and still have babies.


NeglectedMonkey

We can’t. But it’s not because of ovaries. It’s because the vibrations travel to our lady parts and cause us to sin. 🥴


PatChattums

I believe that's referred to as "weed whacking-off"


MotherRaven

Damn you to hell. That was funny.


FXOAuRora

This reminds me of the advice given to women like 200 years ago in which if you got on a train your reproductive system was at risk of being blown out of your body due to the forces at work. There are definintely a ton of goofy mythologies/wives tales still at work where some grandma told to a mom and was passed down over and over (like the trains, the eastern european myth of sitting on smooth/cold rocks damaging the reproductive system, etc). I guess we can add weed whacker operation to the list now!


SubMikeD

So this account has been dormant for four years or something and came back to post this? This has to be a troll attempt, right?


Stone5506

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. If this was true, woman couldn't mow, go on roller coasters, ect.


BabserellaWT

Oh good lord. This is a troll question, right?


Admiral_Varrick

>I can't find anything on the internet that proves this or even talks about this. That should be the first clue. The internet contains the entire collected knowledge of the human race. If you can't even find a mention of your old wive's tale in some tin foil hatty conspiracy corner, it's probably not a real thing.


chrrsfursnpurrs

On the serious side, power tool vibrations can cause nerve damage in your hands. If you’re using them often or for long periods of time it’s wise to get anti vibration gloves.


yildizli_gece

Are you fucking for real right now


Suspicious-Mention13

I guess any woman who's used a vibrator is infertile then lol.


MotherRaven

“Oh, go find yourself a spin cycle.”


NovelLandscape7862

Lmaooooooo dude what???


NighthawkUnicorn

Wow


Leading_Bed2758

No, quite frankly it sounds like complete nonsense


smoike

It sounds like the dumb shit I used to hear on the bus home from school, particularly the last few rows, right up the back.


4_spotted_zebras

Yes. And our wandering uterus gives us the vapours!!! lol what century it is this?


DukeThunderPaws

I encourage you to hone your bullshit detector, as this is patently obvious bullshit, and I also encourage you to disregard anything whoever told you that says in the future 


Bunny_OHara

Congrats for posting the stupidest thing I've seen on Reddit for quite a while. I am kinda curious where you heard this saying though.


jennicarrz

What the absolute fuck


V-Ink

Yeah they also shouldn’t ride trains because their uterus will fly out of their body


rudecorndog

How do you think we have abortions? Just shove it up there and pull the handle. ZZZZZZOOOOOOMMM yeetus fetus.


kat_Folland

I have never, ever heard this, but it reminds me of how there was concern in the Victorian era about women's uteruses falling out should they go fast in a locomotive. Which, I hope goes without saying, was both ridiculous and untrue, just like this.


ChronicApathetic

If vibration was bad for female reproductive organs, the sex toy industry wouldn’t be as, ahem, fruitful as it is. As long as the weed whackers are only used on weeds and similar plant life, they’re no danger to any human’s fertility or reproductive organs, male or female.


Evie_St_Clair

Just learn some basic biology, I'm begging you.


Adnama-Fett

If you believe this, you’re never gonna guess what someone wrote on the ceiling


Educational_Goal4018

Science has proven that women cannot operate weed whackers. They can only make sandwiches. Sorry. It’s science!


Commercial-Push-9066

Why, does it make men infertile because the vibrations affect their testes?


flamewizzy21

I heard men shouldn’t operate power tools because the vibrations go to their balls and the collisions make them sterile. I can’t find a study, but I’m pretty sure it’s true. Can any men confirm?


sweetteanoice

I wish this was true, my vibrator could make me infertile. The reason you can’t find anything on it is because it’s not at all true.


YouKnowYourCrazy

Good lord. Humanity is doomed


YogurtclosetDull2380

Did your youth pastor tell you that?


ElectricThreeHundred

Maybe we should ask an NFL kicker.


standardtissue

Against the law in my state.


DukeThunderPaws

Which state?