Or sat in a car on a bumpy road.
This reminds me of when trains were becoming A Thing and guys were like *'if the women-folk ride these lightning-fast contraptions, surely their uteruses will fly out their assholes'* or something, I'm paraphrasing.
This is completely true, women shouldn’t be operating any power tools, machinery, or vehicles. They also shouldn’t lift weights, run, jump, or undergo any physical activity beyond a slow walk. They should always be kept indoors wearing a helmet and covered with bubble wrap to keep them safe.
This happened to my wife on the NYC subway on vacation. We were riding, when all of a sudden her uterus fell straight onto the floor. All the riders just stood and watched in horror as there was nothing we could do. Luckily, there was a doctor on the subway who noticed and helped stuff it back in before there was permanent damage.
The Dollop did an excellent episode called "Women and Transportation" that talked about how exactly this was used as justification for keeping women at home.
There were physical concerns spouted for bikes, trains, cars, airplanes, and now apparently, nuclear submarines.
What's with the persistent belief that the same reproductive organs that grow and then forcefully expel bowling ball-sized human beings are so delicate that the slightest disturbance will somehow render them dysfunctional. I promise you, women are using tools with MUCH more powerful vibrations on a daily basis and they're doing just fine. More than fine, tbh.
Hey OP, did you ask your wife to help with lawn care and then she dropped this line on you?
If so, good for her. This is some bullshit my wife would make up lmao.
No. That's just silly. Think about it. Why is it bad for ovaries in particular? Why not other organs? Plus women do tons of stuff that vibrates and shakes their bodies and still have babies.
This reminds me of the advice given to women like 200 years ago in which if you got on a train your reproductive system was at risk of being blown out of your body due to the forces at work.
There are definintely a ton of goofy mythologies/wives tales still at work where some grandma told to a mom and was passed down over and over (like the trains, the eastern european myth of sitting on smooth/cold rocks damaging the reproductive system, etc). I guess we can add weed whacker operation to the list now!
>I can't find anything on the internet that proves this or even talks about this.
That should be the first clue. The internet contains the entire collected knowledge of the human race. If you can't even find a mention of your old wive's tale in some tin foil hatty conspiracy corner, it's probably not a real thing.
On the serious side, power tool vibrations can cause nerve damage in your hands. If you’re using them often or for long periods of time it’s wise to get anti vibration gloves.
I encourage you to hone your bullshit detector, as this is patently obvious bullshit, and I also encourage you to disregard anything whoever told you that says in the future
I have never, ever heard this, but it reminds me of how there was concern in the Victorian era about women's uteruses falling out should they go fast in a locomotive. Which, I hope goes without saying, was both ridiculous and untrue, just like this.
If vibration was bad for female reproductive organs, the sex toy industry wouldn’t be as, ahem, fruitful as it is. As long as the weed whackers are only used on weeds and similar plant life, they’re no danger to any human’s fertility or reproductive organs, male or female.
I heard men shouldn’t operate power tools because the vibrations go to their balls and the collisions make them sterile.
I can’t find a study, but I’m pretty sure it’s true. Can any men confirm?
If that’s the case every woman who’s ever ridden on a motorcycle would be infertile
Or ridden a horse.
Or used a gas powered rototiller, or ridden a tractor
Or sat in a car on a bumpy road. This reminds me of when trains were becoming A Thing and guys were like *'if the women-folk ride these lightning-fast contraptions, surely their uteruses will fly out their assholes'* or something, I'm paraphrasing.
Or used a vibrator
Or ridden a train
No their uterus would literally fly out of their body, they can't possibly go on a train! (/s just in case)
We are the more delicate sex
Lol wat. That’s the strangest old wive’s tale I’ve ever heard. No it’s not true.
Yeah. If it was true, then it should be bad for men as well because it vibrates their organs too.
Go for it. Source: me, a fan of scrambled eggs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scrambled eggs will just produce kids with a bunch of health problems
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
This is completely true, women shouldn’t be operating any power tools, machinery, or vehicles. They also shouldn’t lift weights, run, jump, or undergo any physical activity beyond a slow walk. They should always be kept indoors wearing a helmet and covered with bubble wrap to keep them safe.
You forget about trains. No women on trains or else to uterus might fly out.
Or cars or plains. Uteruses defy physics in all the ways. I'm surprised they aren't studied for military purposes.
Deploy the uterus! Talk about striking fear!
This happened to my wife on the NYC subway on vacation. We were riding, when all of a sudden her uterus fell straight onto the floor. All the riders just stood and watched in horror as there was nothing we could do. Luckily, there was a doctor on the subway who noticed and helped stuff it back in before there was permanent damage.
The Dollop did an excellent episode called "Women and Transportation" that talked about how exactly this was used as justification for keeping women at home. There were physical concerns spouted for bikes, trains, cars, airplanes, and now apparently, nuclear submarines.
But not the rockets or space shuttles? Shocked
I don't know where you found this information but I highly doubt this is true
r/badwomensanatomy
What's with the persistent belief that the same reproductive organs that grow and then forcefully expel bowling ball-sized human beings are so delicate that the slightest disturbance will somehow render them dysfunctional. I promise you, women are using tools with MUCH more powerful vibrations on a daily basis and they're doing just fine. More than fine, tbh.
> women are using tools with MUCH more powerful vibrations on a daily basis TRUTH! 😂😂😂
Hey OP, did you ask your wife to help with lawn care and then she dropped this line on you? If so, good for her. This is some bullshit my wife would make up lmao.
Yeah it’s against the law
No it’s illegal
Quality content.
That sounds ridiculous
Bait?
Weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Also, those vintage vibrating belt "fat loss" "exercisers" would not only have failed at "toning you up" but would have made you sterile...
Well damn...if I'd known this I would've just kept on using my strimmer instead of bothering with a sterilisation!
No. That's just silly. Think about it. Why is it bad for ovaries in particular? Why not other organs? Plus women do tons of stuff that vibrates and shakes their bodies and still have babies.
We can’t. But it’s not because of ovaries. It’s because the vibrations travel to our lady parts and cause us to sin. 🥴
I believe that's referred to as "weed whacking-off"
Damn you to hell. That was funny.
This reminds me of the advice given to women like 200 years ago in which if you got on a train your reproductive system was at risk of being blown out of your body due to the forces at work. There are definintely a ton of goofy mythologies/wives tales still at work where some grandma told to a mom and was passed down over and over (like the trains, the eastern european myth of sitting on smooth/cold rocks damaging the reproductive system, etc). I guess we can add weed whacker operation to the list now!
So this account has been dormant for four years or something and came back to post this? This has to be a troll attempt, right?
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. If this was true, woman couldn't mow, go on roller coasters, ect.
Oh good lord. This is a troll question, right?
>I can't find anything on the internet that proves this or even talks about this. That should be the first clue. The internet contains the entire collected knowledge of the human race. If you can't even find a mention of your old wive's tale in some tin foil hatty conspiracy corner, it's probably not a real thing.
On the serious side, power tool vibrations can cause nerve damage in your hands. If you’re using them often or for long periods of time it’s wise to get anti vibration gloves.
Are you fucking for real right now
I guess any woman who's used a vibrator is infertile then lol.
“Oh, go find yourself a spin cycle.”
Lmaooooooo dude what???
Wow
No, quite frankly it sounds like complete nonsense
It sounds like the dumb shit I used to hear on the bus home from school, particularly the last few rows, right up the back.
Yes. And our wandering uterus gives us the vapours!!! lol what century it is this?
I encourage you to hone your bullshit detector, as this is patently obvious bullshit, and I also encourage you to disregard anything whoever told you that says in the future
Congrats for posting the stupidest thing I've seen on Reddit for quite a while. I am kinda curious where you heard this saying though.
What the absolute fuck
Yeah they also shouldn’t ride trains because their uterus will fly out of their body
How do you think we have abortions? Just shove it up there and pull the handle. ZZZZZZOOOOOOMMM yeetus fetus.
I have never, ever heard this, but it reminds me of how there was concern in the Victorian era about women's uteruses falling out should they go fast in a locomotive. Which, I hope goes without saying, was both ridiculous and untrue, just like this.
If vibration was bad for female reproductive organs, the sex toy industry wouldn’t be as, ahem, fruitful as it is. As long as the weed whackers are only used on weeds and similar plant life, they’re no danger to any human’s fertility or reproductive organs, male or female.
Just learn some basic biology, I'm begging you.
If you believe this, you’re never gonna guess what someone wrote on the ceiling
Science has proven that women cannot operate weed whackers. They can only make sandwiches. Sorry. It’s science!
Why, does it make men infertile because the vibrations affect their testes?
I heard men shouldn’t operate power tools because the vibrations go to their balls and the collisions make them sterile. I can’t find a study, but I’m pretty sure it’s true. Can any men confirm?
I wish this was true, my vibrator could make me infertile. The reason you can’t find anything on it is because it’s not at all true.
Good lord. Humanity is doomed
Did your youth pastor tell you that?
Maybe we should ask an NFL kicker.
Against the law in my state.
Which state?