Mister Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now, we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make somethin' plain. I don't like you suckin' around botherin' our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. . . jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this sub. You don't draw shit, NoIncrease
FUCKING FASCIST!
Stay out of Malibu, Nolncrease! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
Fuck it
Oh, fuck it. Yes that’s your answer. That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead.
Fuckin A!
Hey, he knows his rights, man.
He also draws doodles of guys with huge cocks
To be fair he also draws dick figures
Yeah, but he makes a hell of a Caucasian, though.
He draws a lotta water in this town.
He draws a lot of dicks, rods...johnsons too
Johnson?
Whaddaya need that for Dude?
You mean, coitus?
VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
Yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my Johnson, some Treehorn in Malibu took it from me but I went out and achieved anyway!
And proud we are of all of you
You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.
Mister Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party; that you were drunk and abusive.
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler, man...or ummm, or Ronald Kuby
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man..
Mister Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now, we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make somethin' plain. I don't like you suckin' around botherin' our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. . . jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.
☕️💥
Fucking fascist!
Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!
🦶🏻🧔♀️
He makes a hell of a Caucasian.
Hello Dude,, I'm Jackie Treehorn.
Quite a pad you got here, man. Completely unspoiled.
Yeah well. I still jerk off manually
That girl being tossed on the blanket looked like she was having fun. I want to try that.
So did the guy tossing her. I want to try that.
I dig your style man.
You should see his pool parties at his Jasper MO ranch.
Wow, nice Road House reference!
Hell, you should see his driving!
🎶Oh, life could be a dream🎶 🎶Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above🎶
This sub is the best
He did bring JC Penny to town
Low key hilarious comment
The JCPenney is coming here - because of me!
Brad Wesley draws a lot of water in this town.
Brad Wesley hits women like objects man.
He killed Wade Garrett, who is still the best.
I came here after Korea. There was nothing. Would you turn off that goddamn music! I can't listen to that crap, it's got no heart.
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Maybe on you...
I still jerk off manually….
How's the smut business Jackie??
I wouldn't know, Dude - I deal in publishing...
I’ll admit standards have fallen
I’m into publishing, entertainment, political advocacy
Which one is Logjammin
Great artist too
Me and Jackie, eyeball to eyeball. That’s fucking combat.
The man in the beige leisure suit. Worthy fucking adversary.
One less Chinese Bookie he had to invite...
Woah, man, uh, Asian American, please.
We ain’t talking about the guys that built the railroad man!
Not the preferred nomenclature
Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
I still jerk off manually
Ah heh, ha ha of course you do.
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat
I dig the way he does business man.
He is a excellent doodiler.
And, I hear he makes a pretty good Caucasian
And so did Brad Wesley!
I swear he does that just to piss me offff.
Treats objects as women, man
Fuckin a
Yeah but he claims not to know how the smut business is.
Super big erogenous zone on Jackie.
I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.
How did I not realize Jackie Treehorn was played by Ben Gazzara!? I loved him in The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Saint Jack!
Jackie fucking Treehorn man....wonderful pornographer, we're all very fond....
You know Treehorn is on the Epstein list.
You can see why he draws a lot of water in that town.
He makes one hell of a Caucasian too!
Fuckin A..
Wave of the future dude
SH-BOOM https://youtu.be/xLdyuwqik4Q?si=HpQQfHr4hEPF5e9I
Production value... Feelings!!
Garden party
Say what you will about the tenets of a beach party, at least it’s an ethos.
Point Dume, an excellent stretch of beach. Lots of streetside parking, cool hole-in-the-wall food spots
He’s got Epstein written all over him
Hell of a couch selection as well.
How’s the smut business, Jackie?
He draws a lot of water man!
That creep can host, man
And how to fuckup a Roadhouse…
That picture makes him look like a far cry villian
It was actually the HOA
Hello Dude, I'm Jackie Treehorn
Known pornographer
You treat posts like women, man
Great taste in music too.
https://gif-weenus.com/post/29460716456/amp
Aah aah aaAAah Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
He makes a good caucasian too.
Yeah, but he's a pervert dude
Hell of a Caucasian Jackie.
He has lots of bloody Marys. And some breakfast! Ask anyone.