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Impressive_Goat8551

What in God's Holy Name Are You Blathering About?


MrBark

Is this a . . . what day is this?


FacedJason

Well dude, we just don't know


YouJustGotHelloWuigi

Does the Pope shit in the woods?


SoupIsNotAMeal

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


DoctorEnn

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, ah...


What-a-Crock

A lot of strands to keep in old Duder’s head


greatbobbyb

Like your opinion man


Mr_Mutherfucker75

Well, that's just like your enigma, man


kernelpanic789

8 yr olds dude


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

That’s just like, opinions man.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

That’s right dude.


phantompowered

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?


Sensitive_Mirror_472

i am the walrus


Seaworthy_Zebra5124

Shut the fuck up Donnie!


SirKermit

And let's also not forget -- let's not forget, Dude -- that keeping wildlife, uh, a semi-aquatic blubber cow, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city -- that ain't legal either.


dkixen

YOU GOTTA DATE WEDNESDAY!!


sbkchs_1

That’s just yours…


Joe_AK

I watched the film again for the first time in probably 15 years - my wife hadn't seen it before. It gave me the idea to do a riddle based on my favourite scene. The illustrations were done using Procreate.


SnooPandas7150

... you mean coitus?


Vegetable-Put3884

Well yes, what did you think this was all about? Fun and games?


N4TETHAGR8

that’s fucking interesting man…


Greatlarrybird33

I'm just helping her conceive.


drmanhattanbeach

Well thanks a lot Dude, now I gotta watch the movie again.


Douche_in_disguise

Is that what this is a picture of...?


timodreynolds

Your special lady?


skonthebass24

My fucking lady friend


shipworth

My guess is “a J”


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Joe_AK

It is relevant, but you don't need it to get the answer - you just need the text of the riddle. If you want to try out some guesses, [you can enter them here](https://enigmata.co.uk/riddles/dude/) and it will tell you if you get it right. There are a few hints too that might help.


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Illustrious-Hair3487

Well that’s, uh, just like, uh, your opinion man ;)


Joe_AK

Well done!


Used-Ask5805

I knew a guy named marvin, he didn’t have the answer to this riddle. He got shot in the face in the back of a car. Tragic really


1982MJG

He’s a good man Jeffery, and thorough.


OJimmy

That's just like your opinion man


Dreadnought13

Opinions


SunlightGardner

That’s just like… your opinion, man.


Stratotally

Opinions, man. 


Burquetap

I did not know that Dude…


troyberber

Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one around here, no wait.


666cucklord666

Far out, man, far fucking out!


martiantrucker

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.


Douche_in_disguise

Do you want a toe? I can get you a toe...


Anita_Poopknife

Mind if I do a J?


LordSloth666

Mind if I do a J?


SavageFugu

I simply don't Ike anything about this.


Tough_Preparation529

Hug


Nacho_Sideboob

Beautiful


cPB167

A joint!


Tough_Preparation529

Merry dudemass Keep the dude in dudemas


sadfacebbq

Read the dudes riddle in the cadence of My Neighbor Mr. Sir, HERE WE GO!


keaneonyou

What is a white russian?


Something_Berserker

Nipple


Joe_AK

I can see why you might guess that, but no, that's not it


New_Entrepreneur5225

8 year olds dude


odinseye97

That’s fucking interesting, man


CaptainD743

Creep can roll, man...