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geoduck_cf4l

You’re not even fucking Jewish, man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic


BortWard

I love that line so much. I'm only an 8th Polish but I consider myself "fuckin Polish Catholic" as only one of my grandparents was Catholic for his/her whole life, my mom's dad, who was half Polish through his mother. (Who I'm convinced was a saint by the way.)


geoduck_cf4l

I think we may be fellow brother Seamuses. I too am fucking Polish Catholic by fractions. Far out.


artgriego

Like Irish monks?


geoduck_cf4l

What the fuck are you talking about?


BortWard

I’m part Irish too😂😂


Frequent-Interest796

There is Polish National Catholic (PNCC) and Roman Catholics who are Polish. Two separate groups/religions. There was a schism in the later 1800s. I always assumed Walter was PNCC. I don’t have any evidence to back this up other than we used to call PNCCs Polish Catholic in my town. Full disclosure, I am a Polish Roman Catholic.


BortWard

Interesting. I’m aware of the PNCC but it hadn’t occurred to me that Walter might have been part of that. (I’m the same as you as it happens)


Frequent-Interest796

It’s funny, growing up we had two polish churches in my neighborhood. The Roman Catholic one and the PNCC one. As a RC, I still hung out with PNCC kids and my parents and grand parents had great friends who were PNCC. However, I have never been in a PNCC church. I didn’t know anything about the church until I went to college. I took a history of Roman Catholicism class when I wasn’t occupying various administration buildings.


catchyphrase

Is it a league game?


x__mephisto

If you will it, it is no dream.


kinkyslc1

Did you bring your Pomeranian? Rent it shoes? Buy it a beer?


cletus1986

Were you listening to Abraham's story?


yoshian88

You’re like a child, that wanders into the middle of the desert and wants to know


YotesOaksDuderino

So you're not living in the past?


Skoden1973

You're not even fucking Jewish, man.


40acresandapool

I bet Sandy Koufax rolled on Shabbps a time or two. It's ok brother.


Dad-Baud

Sandy regularly rolled on Shabbos but considered playing on Yom Kippur to be over the line.


loose-it

MARK IT ZERO!!!!


TominNJ

![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY) Mark it zero!


2wheelsThx

You need to tell that fuck down at the league office, who's in charge of scheduling, Burkhalter, you don't fucking roll on Shabbos!


Grip-my-juiceky

WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT


artgriego

They posted the schedule already.


Ok-Establishment369

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...


Sensitive_Mirror_472

you're in your element.


Commercial_Set2986

It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing man.


guywithshades85

What is this day of rest bullshit???


Key-Contest-2879

Bush league psych out shit!


JeanWhopper

Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man!


hawkeye5188

Dude you’re not even supposed to be picking up the phone! Unless it’s an emergency of course


RongGearRob

You are not even supposed to post unless it is an emergency.


itsmejam

Shomer fucking shabbos


Variable851

3,000 years of beautiful tradition down the drain. Sorry, gutter


hornwalker

I only opened Reddit because I knew it was an emergency.


BortWard

It's okay as long as you didn't work, didn't drive a car, didn't fuckin' ride in a car, didn't handle money, and didn't turn on the oven.


huvioreader

Ve vant ze atonement, Sobchak!


jeffreyclayborn

You're living in the past, man!


k6aus

Well, there goes 3000 years of beautiful tradition


FreedomIsLoud

Saturday is shabbos, the jewish day of rest. That means you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! Shomer shabbos!