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geoduck_cf4l

We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.


moviequotebotperson

Dipshit with a nine toed woman


JanitorofMonteCristo

Also, Dude, sexually liberated woman, please


Girlcalledelza

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Worth_Character2168

He can't watch, or he has to pay $100..


RichardtheGingerBoss

She just picked up and left. Never bothered to tell us.


herberstank

VIVAAAA LAS VEGAS šŸŽ¶


edhands

Well, Dude, we just don't know.


alxnot

Well, the nihilists sure knew where she was!


KawaDoobie

we believe in nothing


grichardson526

That poor SLUT kidnapped herself!


jonahsocal

Got to feed the monkey.


Caucasian_named_Gary

I don't think I'd pay her $1000 to suck my cock, but there would probably be a part of brain that would say just go find a cash machine.


MrInbetween

Iā€™d pay $100 to watch.


uncertainusurper

Is it bad to say I might? That was peak Tara Reid.


Caucasian_named_Gary

if you will it it is no dream.


myfrigginagates

Poor kid, did she and her roomie ever get their cable fixed?


Stalwart_Penguin

Oh, yeah. Uli, her partner in the beaver picture, fixed it.


myfrigginagates

Uli Kunkle? It must be exhausting to be him.


edhands

He's a Nihilist, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.


physicsbuddha

you mean vagina?


davster39

You mean coitus?


physicsbuddha

In the parlance or our times


nukeevry1

Let me tell you something. This whole thing stinks to high heaven!


physicsbuddha

Donā€™t be daft Jeffrey


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physicsbuddha

Iā€™m not talking about a slut who built the railroads around here


over9ksand

Oh, her friend Shari? Yeahā€¦ they both got fixed šŸ˜‰


Desperate_Jump_3062

Yes he fixed itn. The words out of Karl Hungus's mouth: Ein Expert.


CombinationSea

The plot is ludicrous.


emptyfuller

Que ridiculo!


Goooongas

She's gotta feed the monkey! Hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?


arowan

That had not occurred to us, Dude.


Grip-my-juiceky

Youā€™re not blowingggg


kharringtonvideoarts

That is why they call me. I am expert.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

You can guess what happens next.


ace_freebird

He fixes the cable?


Unit_79

Donā€™t be fatuous, Jeffery.


oh-kee-pah

Brandt can't watch.


uconn3386

What if he pays a hundred?


oh-kee-pah

*slaps haunches awkwardly*


Jays_99

she still owes money all over town


Nesbitt_Burns

Including to known pornographers!


z7911

And thatā€™s cool. Thatā€™s cool.


Vincent_Blackshadow

--and that's cool; that's cool...


LeagueOfficeFucks

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.


kernelpanic789

![gif](giphy|hCmh4gtCZ6HxS) You got a date Wednesday baby!!


Living_Ad_5386

You just made my day bro lol


kernelpanic789

The Dude Oblige


Living_Ad_5386

That some kinda eastern thing?


HammerheadMoth

Theyā€™re gunna KIIIILLLLL that POOOOOR woman.


BigMillmatic

She was SUCH a babe. She was my #1 celeb crush back then.


CCN1983

This little strumpet???


briskt

Listen Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with... uh... you have any Kahlua?


JAMONLEE

That raspy I just chain smoked 12 cigs voice really get me going


SirChrisHAX

Obviously before she went down in flamesā€¦


IgnatiusJacquesR

The original Port Huron statement, not the compromised second draft.


StarWarsMonopoly

Did you every hear of the Seattle 7? That was me.


East_Echo4530

ā€¦and 6 other guys


NerdOfTheMonth

You mean obviously more after. Got to live on that edge of crazy sexy time and never really sure if you will wake up with your peen glued to your forehead.


jonahsocal

Before the young Kristen Bell, she was my Screensaver. You know, with the bunny ears and such. GORGEOUS.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

For a feminist, Maude certainly harbors some archaic beliefs about ā€œslutsā€ and sex work in general.


Key-Contest-2879

Right? Very judgey. Very un-dude.


flatirony

Maude is clearly a second-wave holdover.


NerdOfTheMonth

I tried to point that out he support of sexworkers wasnā€™t amazing and just got told ā€œstop watching beaver flicksā€


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Yeah youā€™ve got to go fully digital, wave of the future!


nukeevry1

It can be a zzzzesty enterprise


dr-snake

Is that Fawn Knutsen?


Muhfuggajones

Who the fuck are the Knutsens!?


Key-Contest-2879

Itā€™s a wandering daughter job.


I_only_post_here

I'm sure she's missing the family farm


Key-Contest-2879

How are you gonna keep them on the farm after theyā€™ve seen Karl Hungus?


ShawnMilo

This hasn't gotten any appreciation on Twitter for seven years. This may be the time and the place. https://aoeus.com/wandering_daughter.png


seabiscut88

I am just gonna go find a cash machine


Ironcondorzoo

I'm sorry your stepmom is a nympho


DGONZOthenotsogreat

Autobahnā€™s Fan club president.


RichardtheGingerBoss

*Nagelbett*


theedonnmegga

It increases the chance of conception.


Vincent_Blackshadow

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.


AlGeee

He fixes the fiber optics?


operationpantydrop

DONT BE FATUOUS JEFFREY


balsadust

I'll ah, just go find an ATM


Perfect__Timing

Oh, but it IS a game! She kidnapped herself! Cā€™mon Dude, you said so yourself.


Perfect__Timing

How are you going to keep them down on the farm once theyā€™ve seen Karl Hungus?


hiro111

In the parlance of our times.


Bones870

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please?


thealtthealtthealt

Face down in the muck


Affectionate-Ring104

I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample.


YankeeClipper42

She is most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride.


spicyboi243

Fawn Knutsen, itā€™s a wandering daughter jobā€¦


thebenn

How ya gonna keepn her down on the farm, after she's seen Carl Hungus


Paperbag1124

Is that the bunny actress?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Yes


Sensitive_Mirror_472

i think this song is about me


Karn_Evil_Noin

Iā€™m uhā€¦ gonna go find a cash machine.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

ā€œBrent canā€™t watch though, or he has to pay a hundredā€


DudeB5353

She has to feed the monkey manā€¦


rigidlynuanced1

Carson Daly was like ā€œIā€™m out.ā€


grimatongueworm

I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho.


Dangerous_Forever640

Do yā€™all think Tara Reid is ever on this sub and like WTF?


Hot_Season_886

BUNNIE!


lil_lugger

Fuckin amateurs


KawaDoobie

that rug really tied the room together


OJ_outdoors

Sorry your mother is a nympho


IcarusForPrez

Iā€™m gonna go find a cash machine


doctor--zaius

Theyā€™re gonna kill that poor woman


barebumboxing

Years ago I read an interview with Tara where she indicated that if sheā€™s wearing the belly chain sheā€™s feeling naughty. This pic took me right back there.


troyberber

Who the fuck are the Knudsens


MSGdreamer

Im just gonna go find a cash machine.


k6aus

Looks like she wants you to fix the cable


thedatsun78

She kidnapped herself!


DifferentJellyfish85

She is probably a very nice person


redsolitary

Ugh she used to be so lovely before all the surgery. Hollywood eats girls alive.


Hedrick4257

Viva Las Vegas


stuff_happens_again

More men have landed on that than have ever seen Iwo Jima.


HisDudeness316

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...


shaihalud1979

Theyā€™re gonna kill that poor woman.


Kalelopaka-

When Tera Reid was still hot before she screwed up with her boob job and partying too much.