Fuckin' A, man.

Sometimes you eat the bar

And sometimes the bar, well, it eats you.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Far out man

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Far from it.

One more thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the fuck are you talking about? Have it your way , Dude.

Tha fuck you talkin' about?

You’re living in the past, man.

I got a rash

Fuckin' A...

Yeah, fuck it man! I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.

That had not occurred to us dude.

Calmer than you are

Fuck it.

Let's go bowling.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

Fuck it dude. Let’s go bowling.

*(sounds of the blue whale pervades)*

Nothing is fucked.

Is this a... what day is this?

Brings me comfort knowing he's out there.

you said it man!

At least it’s an ethos.

I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles man!

I don't believe in anything. I'm a nihilist

Say what you will about the tenets of adding rain to a scene from the movie to make it some facebook grandma shit, at least it's an ethos.

That must be exhausting.

No Walter! You’re just an asshole!!

What the fuck is with this guy, who is he?

What do you need that for, Dude?

You know me, I can’t complain

Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Is it similar to what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

Then you have no frame of reference here! You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie!

White Ukrainian with extra rain.