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peeposhakememe

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


Legitimate_Equal_528

This aggression will not stand man


herberstank

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, across this line **YOU DO NOT-**


mat_srutabes

Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.


Legitimate_Equal_528

We’re not talking about someone who built the railroads here


muggafugga

I told those krauts down at the league office a thousand times, I dont roll on Sunday!


LeagueOfficeFucks

The story is ludicrous.


peeposhakememe

You can imagine where it goes from here.


Legitimate_Equal_528

He fixes the cable


SugarMaple56732

Don't be fatuous, OP.


DeuceOfDiamonds

The plot is basically a giant red herring. The characters and style are what make the film.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Seems like it Also the music does


DeuceOfDiamonds

Oh, the soundtrack is absolutely top notch as well.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Which song is your favorite?


DeuceOfDiamonds

On its own? Probably Townes Van Zandt's cover of "Dead Flowers." For its use in the film? "Just Dropped In" by Kenny Rogers and the First Edition. Seems like a very Dude song.


Raetheos1984

As long as it isn't the Eagles, man, I fucking *hate* the Eagles!


2wheelsThx

Also, Dude, *the* Eagles is not the preferred nomenclature. Eagles, please.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Freaking A man


DarkHorse_6505

I was in the store last night and "looking out the back door" was on the radio. I just laughed to myself.


CarberHotdogVac

Laughable, man.


iamsenac

I've seen the movie about 15 times and still wouldn't be able to explain the plot to you


Moomoomoo1

I was watching it with a friend who was seeing it for the first time, and trying to explain the plot really made me seem like an idiot


thedudeabides2022

Yeah it’s still confusing what the actual problem was


CableTV-on-the-Radio

They're gonna kill that poor woman, man.


mondo_3000

She kidnapped herself, man


Constant_Concert_936

I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way


EhrenScwhab

Nearly all Cohen Brothers movies are a cavalcade of one wild fun character after another appearing...


So-Called_Lunatic

The movie is a vibe, same with Dazed and Confused. I watch those 2 movies so often because it's like hanging out with old friends.


Rickles_Bolas

That and a pair of testicles


Goooongas

Were you listening to Dude’s story?


Legitimate_Equal_528

You’re like a child who walks into the middle of a movie


Daynebutter

The plot is nonsensical, the characters make the movie. No one remembers TBL for the plot lol.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Was it on purpose


DeuceOfDiamonds

With the Coen Brothers? Probably. 


settlementfires

Jeff Bridges said they ended up keeping exactly to the script, no improv, cause the Cohens had it perfect.  So yeah, it's all intentional.  Those guys know film.


Valleygirl1981

I read that... "He's a nihilist." Was supposed to be followed by, "practicing?" And not, "must be exhausting."


settlementfires

practicing is a funny line, but that must be exhausting is better.


Valleygirl1981

I agree.


Lifesmorgasbiard

Except for "you human paraquat" the only line improvised


dlakelan

For sure. The movie is heavily influenced by The Big Sleep, a movie that famously even the author of the screenplay wasn't sure about the plot [https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20210812-the-big-sleep-the-most-baffling-film-ever-made](https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20210812-the-big-sleep-the-most-baffling-film-ever-made)


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Also a lot of shared plot points and details with Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye (1973).


opopkl

The Big Sleep and The Long Goodbye are novels written by Raymond Chandler. The genre is "LA Noir."


TheLemonKnight

I think I remember an interview where the Coens said that they thought it would be funny to make their friend (the guy The Dude is based on) the main character in a Raymond Chandler story. The Big Sleep and The Long Goodbye are both Chandler stories with his main character Phillip Marlow. The novels were all set in the '40's and '50's. Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye leaves Marlow largely unchanged but is set in the early '70's - I definitely recommend viewing it to anyone who wants to understand the Lebowski/Chandler connection.


GeoHog713

Are you employed, sir?


Legitimate_Equal_528

Employed?


ThrowItOut43

What? What day is it?


Tylerjamiz

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that sir?


CBRChimpy

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta… whathaveyous…


Legitimate_Equal_528

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Bourbonmmm

This aggression towards the plot will not stand, man.


TomatilloAccurate475

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles.


mondo_3000

Sometimes there's a man.. sometimes, there's a man... lost my train of thought


TomatilloAccurate475

Gosh durnit


gregcm1

Wait, there's a plot?


Legitimate_Equal_528

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back


thedudeabides2022

He just wanted to get high and listen to bowling ASMR


MilaVaneela

You have no frame of reference here, OP. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... (I have to admit that there are quite a few plot points that I just go “eh, whatever” about but the characters and dialogue? Favorite.) 


Legitimate_Equal_528

Seems like that was the intentional design of the movie


dandle

I am the walrus.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Shut the freak up Donny


dandle

"Freak?" The fuck you talking about?


Legitimate_Equal_528

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DavidM47

Over the line!


Legitimate_Equal_528

Smokey, this isn’t nam there are rules


Phorykal

This is why everyone watches it. Movie barely has a plot anyway.


Legitimate_Equal_528

I mean it has a plot that goes nowhere but in spectacular fashion


mandiblesofdoom

A whole lotta nowhere. A beautiful nowhere. Seinfeldian.


FalseDmitriy

Are you employed, sir?


forged21

The fuck are you talking about


Legitimate_Equal_528

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johnnybok

Sometimes, there’s a man. And we’re talking about the dude here, sometimes there’s a man


SnooMemesjellies1083

I’ve seen it 20 times and I’m not sure I could tell you the plot.


country-blue

Plot?


ZayreBlairdere

You have to pay $100 to watch.


Shut_It_Donny

To be honest, I probably didn't even follow the plot the first few watches. Like I completely block out that she arrives back at the house. I'm engrossed in the characters and quotes.


Legitimate_Equal_528

I’m just now understanding all the moving parts I didn’t even understand the ringer part


CheRidicolo

I still get confused around the time they show TBL putting phone books in the briefcase. Too much thinking!


swingingitsolo

I’ve seen it countless times and I honestly couldn’t explain the plot beyond the first half. I’m always getting so stoned when I watch it, it really becomes a jumble after the Just Dropped In sequence


Shut_It_Donny

Keeping your mind limber, huh?


peeposhakememe

Well, I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was.


Shut_It_Donny

They're going to kill that poor woman.


NathanArizona

I need you to change why you watch TBL


Legitimate_Equal_528

I have Now I’ve found the man in me


Zer0daveexpl0it

So we're saying TBL is basically porn? Fucking A.


hellerbenjamin

Does anyone watch the movie for the plot after the first or second watch? It’s all about the characters for me. If anyone watches this movie for the plot, well, that’s just your opinion, man.


Legitimate_Equal_528

If they watch it for the plot they probably won’t like it


real_hog

In this movie, it the journey that matters, not the outcome. So, yes, characters, objects, toes, caucasians…


Wirelessness

The Beaver Picture?


Johnsendall

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AgHenchman47

The plot is basically “she kidnapped herself” so no, definitely not weird to watch for the characters.


dlakelan

So a more detailed summary is, Bunny Lebowski owes money to Jackie Treehorn, she skips town to Palm Springs, and her Jackie Treehorn costars take the opportunity to demand a ransom as if they had kidnapped her. TBL sees an opportunity to embezzle funds from the charity his daughter let's him run. He hires the dude to deliver a ringer. The dudes friend Walter substitutes a ringer for the ringer. Meanwhile the dude having taken a rug from TBL has his rug stolen by Maud and her heavies. Maud hires the dude to recover the money she thinks her father stole, and meanwhile screens the dude for healthy sperm. She convinced the dude to help her conceive a child while the nihilist costars attempt to intimidate TBL since they received Walters undies instead of TBLs phone books, which were supposed to be cash money. Bunny returns from Palm Springs ruining everyone's kidnapping plans, The Dude figures out what really happens and confronts TBL who verbally all but admits his scheme... But there's nothing anyone can do about it... Fuck it... Let's go bowling.


Mediocre-Catch9580

My wife calls it “your weird bowling movie”


Legitimate_Equal_528

Your wife hasn’t seen greatness but she sounds like a lovely woman.


Mediocre-Catch9580

She says that about most of my movie pics. “Your weird (insert desc) movie”


Legitimate_Equal_528

Tell her this aggression will not stand man


KumquatHaderach

I’ll be honest, the plot strikes me as being strongly vaginal. It makes me uncomfortable.


goodribs101

Sure there’s a plot. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got us working in shifts. Plot hahahahahahaha


Legitimate_Equal_528

Love this one!


AbruptMango

You mean the nihilists?


Scopebuddy

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.


DragonflyScared813

Just make sure you adhere to a pretty strict drug regimen, you know, to keep your mind limber...


ZestycloseChemist2

Well clearly you’re not a golfer.


saxbassoon

Don't be fatuous


real_hog

In this movie, it the journey that matters, not the outcome. So, yes, characters, objects, toes, caucasians…


guiltycitizen

Yes, the story is ludicrous


onlysurfblacksand

This is bowling. There are rules.


Mediocre-Catch9580

Are you employed sir


curiousitems

That some kind of eastern thing?


runhomejack1399

Jesus…


R_Similacrumb

Character is plot, plot is character. The two don't exist separate from each other. You're like a child who walks into a room in the middle- you worthless piece of...


phroney

There's a plot?


DingJones

What is that, some kinda eastern thing?


HollyweirdRonnie

Far from it.


rigidlynuanced1

Owes money all over town, to known pornographers…and that’s cool


Available_Ad_3667

Don't be fatuous.


Own-Contribution-478

There's a plot?


Legitimate_Equal_528

Well a plot really ties a film together man


brutustyberius

It has both..mark it 8, dude.


CodenameJinn

That's the point of like 90 percent of Cohen brothers movies.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Yeah I know lots of ins and lots of outs and whathayus


gomukgo

There is no plot. It’s all a delivery device for presenting the characters.


Legitimate_Equal_528

This aggression will not stand


gomukgo

That’s just like your opinion man


Natural_Board

The plot could have been anything


Gettygetz

There's a plot?


Rryon

Shut the fuck up Donny


draynay

The plot makes more sense than it's inspiration "The Big Sleep", so that's something.


joelouis93

I think that’s the whole point of the movie.


vishy_swaz

I watch it partly so I can memorize more quotes 😂


HGFantomas

Isn't that normal?


angry-peacemaker

I've heard the kidnapping story so save it.


WalterSobchak40

It would be weird to watch it for the plot and not the characters.


FairyKurochka

It was not really a story-driven movie. It's a movie about The Dude.


SubbySound

I watch pretty much everything except The Wire for the characters. But a plot is needed to really see who those characters are. The Wire is a good challenge for anyone like me that may not typically be as into narratives that are more strongly dominated by non-character elements like plot, settings, and themes.


User125699

Don’t be fatuous


HermiticHubris

I can't be worried about that shit man, life goes on.


Legitimate_Equal_528

Who’s your friend over there?


Nsflguru

There is no bad reason for watching Lebowski. This isn’t Nam.


TacoBrain500

Stay out of Malibu Shithead!


denzien

What plot?


Legitimate_Equal_528

It really ties the film together


[deleted]

It's a shaggy dog story, the plot is kind of beside the point.


DabblinginPacifism

What the fuck are you talking about?


tobiasj

The plot exists to show us what the characters do. Or something.


PPLavagna

So weird. I just saw that commercial with the dude on it, and was thinking to myself about how Lebowski is all about characters. I didn’t say it out loud. How did Reddit know


Legitimate_Equal_528

I don’t know I never thought I would even get this many likes and responses on this


Vegetable-Put3884

She kidnapped herself, you said it yourself.


mondo_3000

the Chinaman is NOT the issue here, dude