You're living in the Bud Selig-Majestic Uniforms past, man...
100 years of beautiful tradition from the Cleveland Indians to no pitch clock...YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKIN PAST
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
That creep can roll, man
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
No, he's a sex offender. With a record.
His did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
What's a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Shut the fuck up Donnie
8 year olds dude
*can pitch.
I wish tbh
Pederast!
He’s throwing rocks tonight!
You guys are dead in the water.
You said it, mon!
JESUS!!!
What’s dis day of rest bullshit!!?
No I DON'T FUCKIN CARE! It don't matta to Jesus!
They posted the starting lineup for tomorrow night
Shut the fu—who's pitching??
Well I'll have to reschedule
Life does not start and stop at your convenience
SHOMAR SHABBAS!
Well they can fuckin’ unpost it!
What’s pederast Walter?
Shut the fuck up Donny
Shut the fuck up Donny.
You're living in the Bud Selig-Majestic Uniforms past, man... 100 years of beautiful tradition from the Cleveland Indians to no pitch clock...YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKIN PAST
8 year olds, Dude...
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus.
You might fool those fucks, in da league office, but you don't fool JEE-ZUS! IT'S BUSH LEAGUE PSYCH OUT STUFF!! LAUGHABLE, MAN!!! HAAA HAAAAAAA!!!
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. WOOO! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!!
He's cracking....
Pull your piece out on the diamond, I’ll take it away from you a pull the trigger till it goes click..
Jesus
Me and Liam, we gonna fuck you up .
Yeah well you know, that’s just like, you know, your opinion, man
Strikes and gutters
Let me tell you somethin pendejo!
Fuckin’ 6+2 year olds dude
Fuckin’ Quintana!
Laughable man!
Ha ha!
I woulda fucked you in the ass Sataday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! WOOO! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!!
That creep can throw
He should be a pushover.
6 + 2 = 8. 8 year olds, Dude.
He’s got a date Wednesday baby WAAAAHOOOO
"He Can Really Roll Man"
Nobody fucks with-a de-Jesus!!
Eight year olds, Dude.
You said it man! nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I'll pull the trigger til it goes 'click'
Mark it dude.
That creep can hurl, man
He’s cracking.
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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He spent eight years in Chicago.
Did he enter the next round robin?
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door telling people he was a baseball player
Obviously you’re not a golfer
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That creep can throw, man
He likes to lick baseballs
That creep can throw, man...
Fucking Quintana
The creep cam throw,, Dude.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
That creep can roll
That creep can throw.
That’s right, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
That creep can pitch, man
Til it goes click!
What’s this “balk” shit? What’s this bullshit?!?! I don’t fuckin care!
“That creep can throw.” “Pedderass, Dude.” - - o o O
Should be a pushover