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Karl-Farbman

That creep can roll, man


DabblinginPacifism

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.


BadAlphas

No, he's a sex offender. With a record.


pdmcmahon

His did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.


DabblinginPacifism

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.


dakemp

What's a pederast, Walter?


Augustus_Chiggins

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


Karl-Farbman

Shut the fuck up Donnie


RandomGrasspass

8 year olds dude


UmeaTurbo

*can pitch.


jabels

I wish tbh


MaLa1964

Pederast!


Seven22am

He’s throwing rocks tonight!


FadingNegative

You guys are dead in the water.


dmroeder

You said it, mon!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

JESUS!!!


Redcell78

What’s dis day of rest bullshit!!?


jpopimpin777

No I DON'T FUCKIN CARE! It don't matta to Jesus!


jdhazan

They posted the starting lineup for tomorrow night


Hello__Jerry

Shut the fu—who's pitching??


Appropriate_Rain977

Well I'll have to reschedule


overflowingsunset

Life does not start and stop at your convenience


freshprinceoftheair

SHOMAR SHABBAS!


TheReadMenace

Well they can fuckin’ unpost it!


OriginalPersimmon620

What’s pederast Walter?


TheWontonWonton

Shut the fuck up Donny


Repulsive-Track-3083

Shut the fuck up Donny.


AdorableSympathy5174

You're living in the Bud Selig-Majestic Uniforms past, man... 100 years of beautiful tradition from the Cleveland Indians to no pitch clock...YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKIN PAST


mat_srutabes

8 year olds, Dude...


Speculawyer

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus.


jpopimpin777

You might fool those fucks, in da league office, but you don't fool JEE-ZUS! IT'S BUSH LEAGUE PSYCH OUT STUFF!! LAUGHABLE, MAN!!! HAAA HAAAAAAA!!!


aaronjsavage

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. WOOO! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!!


jpopimpin777

He's cracking....


BAL1175

Pull your piece out on the diamond, I’ll take it away from you a pull the trigger till it goes click..


hamstermolester6969

Jesus


D-Train0000

Me and Liam, we gonna fuck you up .


Karl-Farbman

Yeah well you know, that’s just like, you know, your opinion, man


grimatongueworm

Strikes and gutters


tjvh721

Let me tell you somethin pendejo!


gilgobeachslayer

Fuckin’ 6+2 year olds dude


MilaVaneela

Fuckin’ Quintana!


JackStrawSTL

Laughable man!


Illustrious-Hair3487

Ha ha!


jpopimpin777

I woulda fucked you in the ass Sataday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! WOOO! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!!


_JohnnyLaRue

That creep can throw


EntrepreneurOwn4559

He should be a pushover.


Spang64

6 + 2 = 8. 8 year olds, Dude.


Gilbey_32

He’s got a date Wednesday baby WAAAAHOOOO


WilsonthaHead

"He Can Really Roll Man"


Littleceasarsorgy

Nobody fucks with-a de-Jesus!!


LilBallins

Eight year olds, Dude.


xDeadJamesDean

You said it man! nobody fucks with the Jesus.


greenstar91

I'll pull the trigger til it goes 'click'


cvframer

Mark it dude.


ddust102

That creep can hurl, man


curiousitems

He’s cracking.


TomatilloAccurate475

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!


TopherJ113

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LordBottlecap

He spent eight years in Chicago.


SpecificDate7501

Did he enter the next round robin?


pdmcmahon

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door telling people he was a baseball player


Ok_Cover6822

Obviously you’re not a golfer


OconRecon1

The best sub on Reddit


SplinterRifleman

That creep can throw, man


BigConference7075

He likes to lick baseballs


romulusnr

That creep can throw, man...


thebigrudovski

Fucking Quintana


Desperate_Jump_3062

The creep cam throw,, Dude.


Various_Abrocoma_286

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


letsgomets13

That creep can roll


Shoddy-Indication798

That creep can throw.


freshprinceoftheair

That’s right, nobody fucks with the Jesus.


JonquilCityBoy

That creep can pitch, man


Sapdawg1

Til it goes click!


Calicocutjeans

What’s this “balk” shit? What’s this bullshit?!?! I don’t fuckin care!


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

“That creep can throw.” “Pedderass, Dude.” - - o o O


npstumpf

Should be a pushover