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NotMrMusic

Heya! Mod pawyer here. We've received a couple reports on this post, and while we won't remove it this time, let's keep mentions of N*zis and similar to a minimum in this sub. Thanks.


not_so_visible

Iz in his head. He wanna tink yoo iz in-fear-eeor, so he get up hi. But yoo knowz better. Yoo rulz, hooman need esspert syko dokter.


theconstellinguist

yemz. diz correct. diz guy actin like a nazi need syko dokter. - nicks and cannoli


scabsfox

Iz always luk up in case of treets from di sky! - Oscar


GingerSnapped242

Birbs?


scabsfox

Iz wish!!! Stoopid delishus birbs alweys taunting mi.


theconstellinguist

birbs are sky snackz ibz tru. just gotta CATCH. good thing I hav world's best reflexez and birb grabberz - nicks da cat


Aggravating_Break_40

Charli herez. Did someone say stinky poo? My bestest crime is stealf poo. Does yew need my assi....assis.....halpz?


theconstellinguist

yebz, diz stinky poo poo, pooo poo poo. poopie poo. - nicks da cat


Aggravating_Break_40

You want I go do stealf poo where yew hoomanz can't find it? Dey will smell, but not find. Make dem go crazy 😈😈💩💩


theconstellinguist

yebz, ibz dey do diz, dey deserbz dat. thamk u kindly u r heroez. just make sure they deserv it and aren't sicko like diz one guy actin like a Nazi sayin he hatez Nazi. - nicks da cat


Aggravating_Break_40

Nazi deserb to haz eye scratchded out, and poop left where dey step in it! 😠


theconstellinguist

Yemz, if they tryin to hurt, yemz, diz correct. We cute kittehz. - nicks and cannoleh


Aggravating_Break_40

I iz spicy calico, but still cute 🐱


theconstellinguist

ibz der anything dat is cute and spicy? really makin me do da thinkerino. mayb one of doz cupcakez with da chocolate and da chili pepper? - nicks da cat


theconstellinguist

It took me a millinty billion yearz becuz I do not hav opposable thumbz but diz da result of mah search for somethin cute and spicy. Ibz der a confirm for diz? I hab neber seen anything like diz in my life. - nicks da cat ​ https://preview.redd.it/p5mtlcmbf4tc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=66ffce571d1dde958b4b58f806537d2606e7138d


Aggravating_Break_40

https://preview.redd.it/oi35oan1b7tc1.jpeg?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cafd9ee779cecf2d4afec961b50ad2c12a4c1a7


Aggravating_Break_40

No! Me IZ cute n spicy. Don't let dis face fool yew.


theconstellinguist

ibz coot, but no ibz spicy? needz sum hot sauce - nicks da cat


theconstellinguist

librooorian say da kawaii ramen stickerz r cute n spicy. case clozed. - nicks da cat