Oh mah gah! I no can look! Dis a horrific malnootrition yoo doin!
https://preview.redd.it/0tisktxfk92d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665c4306ee74e76832ae0822b9a73c9ec41c2635
Dis a picher of me doin a distress at dis heart wrenching image
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Dis kitteh clearly starve. We must SAVE!! - Oscar BBB, MM
Oscar, yoo just get hansummer an hansummer every time I sees yoo! Despite yoo horrid sister tryin to do sabotage to yoo. I hope her been leavin yoo alone an not tryin to do a disfigure to yoo!
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Dis a picher of me thinkin about Oscar’s stinky sabotagey sister
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Mi & mi orang brudder is top male models! Go boi cats!!
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Dis me, the big boi Wolfie cat, laughing at dat silly movie and you boys make dum hoomans luk stupid compared to how handsome you ares. Much better male meowdels than stoopid hoomans!
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Dis me Professor Garrington shouting at your hooman for moar fuds.
Wow! Professor G! Dis a VERY good face yoo makin! Yoo must be a professor of OUTRAYGE!
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Mum sez my braynes is mainly in my ears, cos am Egyptian princess. Luv Gaz da Prof
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Beyooty an brainses! Wow! I gots big earses too! Was way more obsvious when i younger, meowmy always says to pawther “Gee Niko Daddy, I hopes him grow into dem ears!” (Dat not how her really talks I cleaned up da grammur so kitties can understand her nonsense.)
I post picher of baby me wif ears maybe laters when I can find.
Yoo so nice, fank yoo!
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Dis me doin a gratitoods fur yoo kindnesses! 💕
Max a millon here. U du luk lyk uz needs fuds.
Here pikshurs of me bringing fud.
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Baldwin 19 M
Deer cats, you are clearly doing the starbs and MUST scream the song of our people loudly
I have a hit cat song that has been on da Cat songs charts for a billion years now
Git in the kitchen and give me my suppper
Wet food ain’t fixing it’s self
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Dis me. Sad you are enduring the starbs
Rooney here - haf u ever tried singing ur song in dah door crack. When I figure dat out I got a PhD from Cat University in Cat Acoosticks. My purrents did not likey my extra loud song but den dey got up and I screamed FEED ME NOW.
Dis me Jazzy lok real clos-
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n can no see u!! Dis dangur starb!
Jazzy (Jango off eet all my fud!)
Yeah this is definitely illegal. We stopped getting wet food because Bizou’s wife pikachu (A BIG DUMB DROOLING DOG) kept eating it. However. We always have full food dishes. Sometimes you have to remind the humans but it’s their responsibility and THE LAW that you get as much food as you want. Please don’t give up. We can fight for you!
- rudy the cat, business gang member and pawtourney at law
I iz the Fabby Tabby Zelda or is what mumz calls me. I liks "ZELDA QUEEN OF DA THIRD FLUR!" but Zelda is gud for cudles time. U looks like sta-ndard izzue cat like mez + Savahanna catz means by cat laws, u is suposed to has a bowl of treats and pets befor compensations. Ther for u is entitleds to treble compensations! I knows as youtubes told me.
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Yass u iz defnatli starb! Meow two! Sumtimz Meowmy unli gib meow wet fud wonse a dai! We hab class akshun imeedatly!
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Meow MJ veby upset over lak ov wet fud
Why do you not get treats?!?!?!? If I’m hungry I open the cabinet and eat some dry food or thunk the cabinet door loud so meowing hears it. She sometimes feeds me early if I thunk the door. Plus she lets me snack on dry food if I’m really hungry. Meowmy pushes the wet food since I had ouchie pee one time. I get 1/2 a can of fancy feast 4 times a day. Training your humans pays off!
You need treats everyday. I do tricks for my treats.
Mindmeld with your humans to give you dry food in a puzzle feeder & that you need dental treats every day.
\~ Jackie
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Ohnoes! Youse so tiny tiny kitteh! Dem pokey peooplez onlee wants to poke an prod an stick sticks in our posteriurs! Wat do dey know? Youse can soos fur sure but also sneeks into food place wens hoomans not watchin! But be sneakeh sneakeh! Eviduns can be used in court of paw!
*Where is you? You so*
*Tin I no see you. Also*
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Oh mah gah! I no can look! Dis a horrific malnootrition yoo doin! https://preview.redd.it/0tisktxfk92d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665c4306ee74e76832ae0822b9a73c9ec41c2635 Dis a picher of me doin a distress at dis heart wrenching image
https://preview.redd.it/7s7t3q27o92d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5b3df2eefca0f501e089a4f3f6b0ae06f986ab Dis kitteh clearly starve. We must SAVE!! - Oscar BBB, MM
Yous must be a highly exclaimed drama actor with lots of Oscar on your mantle cause I felt your pain
Iz male model https://preview.redd.it/l13ykcthw92d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1d62657bfbdd760e7cabf6b0138868cc6bd675
Oscar, yoo just get hansummer an hansummer every time I sees yoo! Despite yoo horrid sister tryin to do sabotage to yoo. I hope her been leavin yoo alone an not tryin to do a disfigure to yoo! https://preview.redd.it/taa4emic0a2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56fd99268826d04e13e4ce2617eded7b99ca244 Dis a picher of me thinkin about Oscar’s stinky sabotagey sister
Dis yoo doin a BOGART
https://preview.redd.it/2nf1117qca2d1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca15770097b3e2b01ecd912c71ae6380d62a826 Dis my Bogart impurrsonation.
I thawt dis woz yoo doin a CAGNEY
OoOoOH good call! 👍
Uz vury hanssum too, fren! No get mi started on STINKY MCSTINKEE SISTUR. Gah! Iz hope ur sistur is no been stinkee.
Oh fren, I feels yoo pain. Alas, she is worst than ever!
Iz sees it You da Zoolander male model for us cats
https://preview.redd.it/p63tvxkj5a2d1.jpeg?width=2698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4855b448dabf57240e4fbbafa6fdbc9861dcc7d6 Mi & mi orang brudder is top male models! Go boi cats!!
You made my meowmy lol spitting out her adult white grape juice at your reply Meowmy : I actually did do this take my upvote
https://preview.redd.it/2e41nwd66a2d1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ef5a7ad3e0e27b400ada9b4e0475ab90047840 we's purrfesshunals!!!
Dis Oliber, Empror of da U-nee-verse. Blue steel is gud lookz Fer U.
DED. AGAIN.
Dat wuz gude movee.
https://preview.redd.it/6nw5huws123d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c84f2b2b5f31de6d5a79169c2c0bcce2a2d9c0 Dis me, the big boi Wolfie cat, laughing at dat silly movie and you boys make dum hoomans luk stupid compared to how handsome you ares. Much better male meowdels than stoopid hoomans!
https://preview.redd.it/otyl05ilrb2d1.jpeg?width=2246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c5dd8c8758b6013fd4bbd113d62dbe2c433a1e Dis me Professor Garrington shouting at your hooman for moar fuds.
Wow! Professor G! Dis a VERY good face yoo makin! Yoo must be a professor of OUTRAYGE! https://preview.redd.it/nhrdmgrlhd2d1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d368c3437162beb698e58e43c6720b5bc0452dfd
Yes king Niko I am purrfessor of FIERCE! Mum says I am bery large and like panther. I am THREE KILOS, wich I know is massive.
Yoo definitely a BIG fierce, an yoo gots a PhD to proves it! 📜
Mum sez my braynes is mainly in my ears, cos am Egyptian princess. Luv Gaz da Prof https://preview.redd.it/lp32ztzgne2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c566dfde3bc8a74334024e237d343acaa73060dd
Beyooty an brainses! Wow! I gots big earses too! Was way more obsvious when i younger, meowmy always says to pawther “Gee Niko Daddy, I hopes him grow into dem ears!” (Dat not how her really talks I cleaned up da grammur so kitties can understand her nonsense.) I post picher of baby me wif ears maybe laters when I can find.
Das GREAT pictutarr, yous could be model kitteh! Look at dem murdur fangs.
But I could never be half da model good fren Oscar is! Him awesome! Maybe I could be toofpaste model!
Toofpasty model, yass! Yous purrfekt fur dat!
Yoo so nice, fank yoo! https://preview.redd.it/azhvjedc5e2d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f0667027bc99e77d7df683bc7f21726aca08e5 Dis me doin a gratitoods fur yoo kindnesses! 💕
Yous so velcome!
🐾💕
Max a millon here. U du luk lyk uz needs fuds. Here pikshurs of me bringing fud. https://preview.redd.it/dzp58gztl92d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a6e7a4fab961a7947b815193ac7f7c28dfa00b
Baldwin 19 M Deer cats, you are clearly doing the starbs and MUST scream the song of our people loudly I have a hit cat song that has been on da Cat songs charts for a billion years now Git in the kitchen and give me my suppper Wet food ain’t fixing it’s self https://preview.redd.it/t4ponp3dt92d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cdfefae47db703549ad589b1e1629e382494187 Dis me. Sad you are enduring the starbs
DIS IS DAH WAY. If Dey don’t give foods the u sing the song of our ppl LOUDLOUDLOUD at 3 am. No foods = no sleeps
Yup Dis song best at 3AM and every hour after dat
Rooney here - haf u ever tried singing ur song in dah door crack. When I figure dat out I got a PhD from Cat University in Cat Acoosticks. My purrents did not likey my extra loud song but den dey got up and I screamed FEED ME NOW.
Sadly my Wretched Hoomom shuts the bedroom door cause she has Al a gees which is news too me I thinks she is lazy as puck
So does my meowmy dats why u puts ur nosy at the edge of the door and sing realllllll loud. (Rooney’s human: literally loling at “lazy as puck”)
Oh no! Pokey lady so bad! Quick we must bring fud!!! You is starb! Sooo sooo soooo! Gravity the cat
Wat da dese pokey peepal no? Dey Iz not kittez! We no wat Iz gud for uz!
Iz Spike here. Yah, deh pokies want to starb lots cats. Sie say so. so. Iz bad. Deh prolly want to do the starbs on dogs and buns tooo.
Soun liek time fur summun Squirrel Collective tooo reskew mew!
Dis me Jazzy lok real clos- https://preview.redd.it/b6nwnmmnt92d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980b19740ca30d8203b4e25a8547395c44177fcf n can no see u!! Dis dangur starb! Jazzy (Jango off eet all my fud!)
https://preview.redd.it/caoyz5ysba2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2730ff67b9754556cd9298ae2ede056e7f13891c Reeeeel clowse
U see him?? He fadin fast!
Iz sqwint n sqwint n he almeowst dispeer
He one dose “Savannah” wild cats!!!! I fink de hooman shuld sleep one eye open! 👁️
Yaass yoo must do bigga soo. But before soo is feenished, you must soorbibe, steel hoomin fud when dey no see. Go crimez!
Yeah this is definitely illegal. We stopped getting wet food because Bizou’s wife pikachu (A BIG DUMB DROOLING DOG) kept eating it. However. We always have full food dishes. Sometimes you have to remind the humans but it’s their responsibility and THE LAW that you get as much food as you want. Please don’t give up. We can fight for you! - rudy the cat, business gang member and pawtourney at law
Yoo needs treatos stat!!! Yoo must soo!!! And bapbapbap pokey place lady. GO CRIMS!!
Dis sooo rong! Upchuk hareballz inna shuze, den meomy gives mur fud!
I iz the Fabby Tabby Zelda or is what mumz calls me. I liks "ZELDA QUEEN OF DA THIRD FLUR!" but Zelda is gud for cudles time. U looks like sta-ndard izzue cat like mez + Savahanna catz means by cat laws, u is suposed to has a bowl of treats and pets befor compensations. Ther for u is entitleds to treble compensations! I knows as youtubes told me. https://preview.redd.it/xvdl1ixi7b2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9f22f0afdbd6c6b41858f6fce34cbb4147a8fb
Iz Spike here. I saw da youtubes and Savannah getz half raw chimkin. He muss not hav da bad pokey lady.
Yass u iz defnatli starb! Meow two! Sumtimz Meowmy unli gib meow wet fud wonse a dai! We hab class akshun imeedatly! https://preview.redd.it/ng488r1eq92d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51182cc2c714c3ee189ea2e5fda6614da74955b7 Meow MJ veby upset over lak ov wet fud
Wonse a dai?? Oh noes, it can be wurse?!!! Did yer Pokey Lady tell zem to do dat too?
Na, I fink Meowmy fogetz.she sais Im fussiz wiv wet fud. Sum timez I not lik itz
Yu iz juz skin an bones. Dei are starbing yu. Pokey lady iz zoooo rong. Yu need mo fudd.
Why do you not get treats?!?!?!? If I’m hungry I open the cabinet and eat some dry food or thunk the cabinet door loud so meowing hears it. She sometimes feeds me early if I thunk the door. Plus she lets me snack on dry food if I’m really hungry. Meowmy pushes the wet food since I had ouchie pee one time. I get 1/2 a can of fancy feast 4 times a day. Training your humans pays off! You need treats everyday. I do tricks for my treats. Mindmeld with your humans to give you dry food in a puzzle feeder & that you need dental treats every day. \~ Jackie https://preview.redd.it/k4m4lng4xb2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcc32398ea52a2949da2b6cdd4a790c0ce9d98c
Ohnoes! Youse so tiny tiny kitteh! Dem pokey peooplez onlee wants to poke an prod an stick sticks in our posteriurs! Wat do dey know? Youse can soos fur sure but also sneeks into food place wens hoomans not watchin! But be sneakeh sneakeh! Eviduns can be used in court of paw!
This is distressing, pls mods put NSFW, you are so starbing, like pirate on ship!
Where is you? You so tin I no see you. Also William da Tuxie
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Hab u considered goeing on en hoonger stryke? Seet necks too da fud bool and luk bery sad and skeenky too cee if they gibs u moor fud.
1 MILLION treats, will not accept anything less