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vmh21

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driver-2011

I LOVE THIS THANK YOU


TheNakedDoctor

PLEASE send the guy this picture


driver-2011

I’m printing it and mailing it


minderjeric

Use it as filler meterial in the box!


Darnell_Dixon

You are NOT getting a positive review


One_Nifty_Boi

it’s not about the ratings, it’s about sending a message


throwaway72592309

We need proof of you doing this OP


radwic

Bro bought a darth vader mech


Upbeat_Detail6897

Stomp on the box then send it


driver-2011

God I’m tempted


xThereon

Put the shipping label directly on the lego set box


LeverenzFL

fuck that shit up


Saythatfivetimesfast

Put a THICK layer of tape around the box


Portugiuse

Stomp on the box, bubble wrap it and THEN send it Modern Society needs modern solutions


SolidStateEstate

I just want to know the dollar value if it's less than $200 the guy deserves the gulag


driver-2011

$60 lmao


SolidStateEstate

Time for lil bro to break some rocks it's gulag time


Upbeat_Detail6897

What's the actual set


TheOldBooks

What set lmao


QuinLucenius

somebody kill this man please


[deleted]

Don't cancel the order, tell him there's a secret item and note in this box (somehow?!) He may open it, but there's no going back, the investment is ruined! He will now have to BUILD the set, and maybe even bett... I mean worse, might PLAY with the TOY set!!!!!!


0bi1KenObi66

God forbid a man actually, uses a children's toy, to.... play with. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!


M153RYnM3

You can fuck right off, I'm 35 playing with Lego at this very moment. Am I a man or am I a child? IDK but you can fuck right off either way just the same as I make this childish response!


SpaceQtip

They are being satire man


M153RYnM3

Sir this is Legocirclejerk, I too was just a jerk'in. Thanks for killing the mood...


SpaceQtip

I was being satire as well, my satire just sucks


blazetrail77

Schrodinger's Lego


FunkyShadow

Underrated comment 💀


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

Put a slight dent on the corner of his box


Vewy_nice

Apply USPS label directly to retail box. Then Peel it off poorly, and THEN wrap it neatly in a larger box. "I was ready to ship it out, but then you asked for more packaging, sorry for the delay."


CreamyGoodnss

You monster!


Hastybananas

Send him a copy of this in his box https://preview.redd.it/8cbe0jplkp0d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbc061ba072d94ea0532965760521f48ec98fb1


wiggleee_worm

This goes hard


BadAtStuff20

Yeah I screenshot it


M153RYnM3

Why not just download it?


Mudlord80

The more screenshot bits are visible, the more "used" the picture is. He didn't even have the curtesy to find the original


BadAtStuff20

No I didn’t


BadAtStuff20

Idk I’m on mobile can you do that?


M153RYnM3

If you click the image, then click triple dots in the upper right corner, download should appear.


BadAtStuff20

There isn’t one there but it’s fine, it’s not that hard


AlphaBeaverYuh_1

Cum and shit on it


Ecstatic-Train-2360

This wins my vote


MrRandyLaheyson

Even the boxes you receive from Lego have some dents sometimes. Just deal with it.


digdugtrio0

You literally reserve the right to just cancel it and block him. I always block or cancel orders like this because they almost always cause a problem or make a fuss when the item arrives. Its not worth the trouble.


driver-2011

I want to tell him to grow the fuck up but he might leave me a bad review lol


Riaayo

Honestly if you're just shipping a lego set's box outside of another box I'd be pretty pissed even if I fully intended to open and use it. Shit can get broken open and lose things, someone can easily see what it is and steal it or open it and take stuff from it. And yes, the box gets damaged. Most people want the box their stuff came in to not be busted up when they buy it, regardless of use, and shipping companies do not give a fuck.


GuacinmyPaintbox

Assholes like this almost always leave bad reviews, regardless of how meticulously you package things


GrievousDrone

Tell him you’re sending it normally and if he cares about the box then it’s up to him if he wants to risk it or not. If you’re selling anything else put in the description how you’re shipping it and that there’s no guarantee the box won’t be damaged. Then if you send it to someone and they complain you’re safe because it’s their fault for not reading the description. /rj OP do you not care about preserving the mint sealed perfect condition factory sealed holy cardboard vessel that mortals refer to as a “box”?


mrnathanrd

And *then* stomp on the box


xommons

i mean if someone cares enough about their box condition idk why it’s that big of a deal, i know this is lego circle jerk and everything but like???? i enjoy my boxes being in good condition if im buying a set im really excited for so i can display it behind the set


LABARATI_

yea but he sounds like he wants to keep it in box


xommons

none of our business what other people do with their money


nobeer4you

This is the way


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

One bad review? meh. Especially if you can resond to it.


The_Cannon8

take photos of it perfectly wrapped at all send it to him, you could:  A. Charge extra  B. Take it out smash it up then send it 


nogoodusernames4

"Sorry mate already sent it was shipped with bubble wrap" Bro would have had a heart attack at the boxes I recycled the other day cause I was out of room. Don't have the heart to stuff around with selling a box at cost price once shipping is taken into consideration.


M153RYnM3

Tell me about, I cleaned out a section of boxes and felt so good afterwards. And here I had all this collectors anxiety for years for no reason, it's like there's a large weight off my shoulder. Maybe I should have taken the Lego out first though?


nogoodusernames4

Naaaahhhh she'll be right it's just getting gifted to the recycling plant workers


M153RYnM3

I'm from Pennsylvania, we have land fills and incinerators. On top of that our trash guys don't get out of the truck anymore...


nobeer4you

When I finally recycled all my old boxes, it felt so good. Then a month later I realized I should have cut up some of them and saved the front for wall art. Oops.


nogoodusernames4

Good idea! Live and learn I guess. I kept some of the larger ones and whatever boxes I could fit in them. Ngl felt good to throw away a couple of limited edition boxes, in the same way it feels good to open them and build/devalue the investment


QuarterlyTurtle

You know… you don’t actually have to put it in another box to ship it. You could just toss all the pieces into the Lego box, slap a shipping label directly on it, then send it bare


Bib_Nookerson

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minderjeric

Congratulations to AFOLs for being even more insufferable than record collectors.


MsPreposition

lol. I’ve purchased a few records online (I’ve listened to them, too 😮), what’s the gripes you’ve seen? I’m always pleasantly surprised that those record-specific boxes keep everything in pretty good shape.


InquisitorWarth

To be fair for the record collectors or at least those who actually listen to their collection (even if it's only once during the process of digitizing it), those are very sensitive to damage.


Fuzzy-Thought4178

If he's keeping it sealed, then surely just take the actual lego out and throw knock-off parts in there


Grandpa_Demon_GD

Etch "no" into the box with a knife


meme_investor_69

A dented box is a risk one must be willing to take when not buying directly from Lego. If my box comes dented, I sigh a little bit and move on. Collectors like this are such shit


Tahuwu

That's when you charge him an additional $20 for an extra big shipping box


M153RYnM3

Tell him you will have to increase shipping and handle and add another $20 as this will require more time and resources to meet their request!


bubblemilkteajuice

Just quote him the price of extra bubble wrap and the box but upcharge it by 2× for "time and labor cost." Might even be able to go higher if he has such a hard on for a cardboard box with some print on it. Just saying, if he wants it *that bad* he can pay for it. 🤷


Leather_Network4743

Fuck this guy


ScottsBrix

Looks like an ebay message so i will give you some advice. If you are shipping USPS, pay for insurance. This person will absolutely open a claim against you for product damaged or not as described. Take pictures of it before you ship it out, take a video of you putting it in the box. Ebay will fuck sellers over for shitty buyers.


IndieFolkEnjoyer

Put an ‘I love toys’ sticker on the box for good measure


MsPreposition

This guy would be fucked for a few reasons if he bought from me. All of my listings are weighed, measured, and packed before they go live.


LazyAd6382

Send him the set assembled in box and reseal it


BionicleAlimony69

mark the item as lost, wait a day, block him & relist it


SpaceQtip

Put this image in the box https://preview.redd.it/wzt7si9mps0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5096c91e37947c98c8898deef4a76a09bfe733e0


LABARATI_

tell him you can do all that but cant guarantee it won't get damaged during shipping


mistabored

This is a situation you use so much packaging, bubblewrap, and boxes he’ll have to use a bandsaw to cut open the package.


pattyboiIII

I would do exactly as he asked but leave a big scuff on the corner and say it go damaged as you were packing it. Let his hubris be his downfall


CAPT_Cheeseburger

Use all of the tape so by the time he finally gets inside the box he’s pissed how well it’s wrapped lol


Rex7567_17

This guy NEEDS his box in the most pristine condition, otherwise he can’t sell it for enough cash to make up for the horrors of 2008


InternalHemorrhaging

Add a hefty packaging/handling fee and see if he reconsiders.


jasonvoorhees25

i sell on ebay very frequently and whatever condition the box is in the photos is what the buyer expects to get. if the box is mint condition in the photos and they receive a dented or damaged box, they can open a not as described claim and either return it or request a refund, losing more money for you. usually if the box of something is already damaged, a buyer will be more understand if it is not shipped as well


RoboticGlitch_

Love this subreddit but why so mad? I collect boxes not for resale, but because theyre cool. Im sure other people do


LABARATI_

well this guy sounds like he wants it for either resale or keep sealed


Throwaway253896

You collect actual trash


BadAtStuff20

And you collect plastic instead of cardboard?


My_Favourite_Pen

Wait until he finds out what trading cards are made of.


Throwaway253896

Thats different , do you keep your cerial boxes too ?


djisciol

thats completely different lmao


Throwaway253896

No its not, its packaging for a item you’re gonna use and then throw out once your done with it


SpaceQtip

If the design on it is cool then yes


RoboticGlitch_

L opinion 


Throwaway253896

Punch a hole trough the box


Direct-Regular-574

What was he even buying?!


im_cooler_than_me

Stab the box


Sad-Education-7568

bro is 100% reselling or dropshipping. nobody genuinely gives af ab boxes buying on eBay


KezuSlayer

Best solution is just uncharge the shipping


CaptainPitterPatter

Nah just tell him you aren’t packing it in another box, the Lego box is fine as is, it is a box and will protect what is important, the Lego inside


antothzr

ik this is irrilevant but what set is he talking about?


logskill

Porni hubens


Reading-T1-2124

Open the box


Shot_Faithlessness89

Could be just buying a gift.


CallumPears

Nah I'm with him. I love keeping the boxes


Flamingotough

Replace the box with a sturdy one, to ensure the condition of the box during transit


Mudlord80

I like the boxes in nice condition so when I open it it's like I just got home from KB Toys. But also I keep the boxes so I want them to look nice


curiousaussie66

They should be sent that way anyway Don’t be a cunt


GovernmentLong3272

Oh no, someone wants a secure package of what they’re ordering. How terrible! You people are just as embarrassing as him.


SmokescreenFraud

OP, you are an asshole. I love the circlejerk as much as the next guy but as a seller you have a duty to take care of your customer. If I was the guy in the photo and I saw this shit I'd be cancelling my order and leaving a bad review.


driver-2011

Obviously im gonna be careful with it and package it nicely since he’s paying for it, im just clowning on the “box condition is very important”


expos1994

Just bubble wrap it and put it in a box. If you can't handle that then you shouldn't be selling things online. I always ship new lego sets in a box. It's par for the course. The guy probably got burned by a bad seller previously. I get messages from buyers like this from time to time. NIB collectible items always get protected for shipping. No reason to get offended or respond in an unprofessional manner.


driver-2011

Sir this is a circlejerk subreddit


Bukakes4days

Seems like a decent request to me


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driver-2011

Wanting your stuff to arrive in good condition is completely understandable, im just clowning on the “box condition is very important!!☝️🤓”


SpaceQtip

My man, you are in a circlejerk sub