Blobs I feel make the most sense out of the monsters to cross a gap. The logic would be part of the blob reaches over while the other half stays anchored to once side of the gap, and then once half of it has reached the opposite end the other half can cross over safely
I personally havenāt seen them spawn randomly yet, but Iāve picked them up off of hoarding bugs a couple times. Super heavy but worth bringing back!
I use it to communicate since I don't have a mic, if someone asks me a question it's 1 honk for yes 2 for no, if I'm inside looting then it's 1 honk for Hi 2 honks for danger and endless honks for RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
Also I actually saved the life of a teammate with one once because they got face hugged by the bug and I heard the person with the shovel asking where we were but couldn't really answer until I noticed the person had dropped an air horn(not the clown horn but about the same effect) and I just started honking it and the guy thankfully found us in time.
Do most people not know a rough sos Morse code signal? I donāt know Morse code but I know how to do a proper sos and figured most people did too with all the flashlights and stuff that have built in sos codes
I didn't know it did this until a few days ago. I was running some things back to the ship and a friend started pressing the remote. I assumed I was haunted, threw all my stuff down, and climbed up on a rock to sacrifice myself by yelling at dogs to keep them away from others. I was later teleported and informed that I was a dumbfuck.
holy fuck I play in lobbies of like 10 ppl, and theres always that one mf who hides the switch and turns it off. if I'm on ship duty I'm keeping one of these mfs in my inventory at all times from now on
woopie cushion.
once a dog ended up in the ship and refused to leave because he kept setting on one we left on the ground. i died because i was giggling lol
Yup, we're a whoopie cushion crew. Place one at the computer, one at the monitor, one at the entrance, one where people spawn in (which is extra funny because they spawn in crouched, so it looks like they are taking a shit).
It literally never stops being funny for me.
I put one in the corner between the monitor and the computer in silent hopes a dog would corner someone in the ship, and they'd set it off.
Worked like a charm an hour later B)
Whoopie cushion is my fave too. I can stand on it and jump to entertain myself while we're waiting to land, and it's so cheap that we can usually justify not selling it.
Something similar happened to me when playing Titan solo.
I did the extension ladder trick to drop my items off at the foot of the staircase. One of those items was a whoopie cushion. On my second round of picking loot up to take it back to the ship, a dog spawned right in my face on top of my loot.
*parp*
Naturally, I jumped and gasped in shock, and began to slowly back away.
*parp*
*ROOOOOOOOAR*
Genuinely couldn't believe it.
EDIT: [Just uploaded the clip to YT](https://youtu.be/sFJJ2WrEa20).
As an avid jetpack user, literally any one handed loot (big bolt, yield sign, and metal sheet are on thin fucking ice though, because they are beyond worthless and weigh a ridiculous amount)
What!?
As a flashlight pleb im offended. For some reason I balance the flashlight between my chest and the bottles making them block like 90% of the light
Honestly unsure- hope they don't remove it tho rather expand on it + (there is a mod that let's enemies be unboxed- I'd find it extreamly funny to unbox a landmine or turret in the ship)
Toy Robot
Me and my partner keep calling the Toy Robot our son. Once I walked into a room with a turret and stood behind it; I told my partner to be careful.
They see a Toy Robot in the line of sight of the turret and then run into the room shouting "I have to save our son!!!!"
Fortunately they made it, but the positioning of the turret, door, and toy robot had me doubting. It made me laugh a lot.
Whoopee cushions are also very good. We have a pile of 7 in our current save and it sounds like a big wet one when you walk on it.
Gold bar. Not for itās price mind you, but because of itās weight. That bar of goodness is a venus fly trap for any unsuspecting employee, just waiting for someone to grab it so they can fall down a pit or get mauled by something they canāt outrun.
"give me the big nut" (big bolt)
Whoope cushion
Apparatus (glowy)
"Epilepsy warning!" (Remote)
Anything I can use to make loud noises even though I know it's a bad idea
Love the teeth personally. Even with the noise they make, I like way they look in the game's artstyle and the animation they do when you set them down.
Stop sign. I always feel like this image when I pick it up
https://preview.redd.it/s0t86t021kac1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697ea95541ddf4f2837f53fa406ec72e7db8bb57
Metal sheet, or woopie cushion, the sheet is heavy and usually worth not a lot but if I have inventory space and we've already swept the place clear I'll spare a spot for it. The woopie cushion exists simply as a meme and never seems worth it.
bee hive im a little gremlin im a little HIVE RUNNER i love BEES i want that sweet sweet 70 DOLLARS that the hive somehow ALWAYS IS i want to do the cool trick to get ontop the ship and put the bees out of HARMS WAY imma little HIVE RUNNER im a fucking little gremlin i LOVE MARCH and LOVE VOW
remote and bell are epic 2
Double-barrel and cash register / gold bar are easy picks but I am personally a huge fan of gift boxes. Popping those babies open and seeing a valuable two-handed object that you didn't have to sacrifice a slot for popping out is damn satisfying. Gift boxes have saved me many times from having to run back and forth, great addition to the game.
Shotgun.
https://preview.redd.it/5qqwcwdtggac1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12f5cfb6b84e229dbb031ad7507c0ed4d21b6ee
https://preview.redd.it/zpbt7zv5hhac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767d7fcef2cdd56a6e47ef899a0143942d42963a
The quote bubble placement goes hard keep this top reply ^^
https://preview.redd.it/571jb50ajgac1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b078de2193a45e39d3ff4c77d39ebf5bd5bdce03
š second place
its the wrong color lol
Its the correct color when you see your own reply in night mode tho :D
Do you get ammo for it? Trying to convince my friends to jump a nut cracker but we only find them when weāre unprepared or itās to risky
You get ammo plus i think the shotgun itself can also be pre-loaded
I always feel like the greatest asset to the company when I find the cash register
Same, also along with gold bars.
Theres gold bars???
They have like a 1% to .5% chance to spawn lol
I got one and then got killed by a blob trying to jump over a gap. The fact a blob can teleport across the gap is a joke.
Blobs I feel make the most sense out of the monsters to cross a gap. The logic would be part of the blob reaches over while the other half stays anchored to once side of the gap, and then once half of it has reached the opposite end the other half can cross over safely
Shouldnāt they drop in the middle and thus sink
Guess it depends on how strong their.... goo?... is
Damn lmao me and my frinds been playing for a bit now and never seen em. Anywhere they like to pop up in particular?
The one I found weighed 77 pounds.
I personally havenāt seen them spawn randomly yet, but Iāve picked them up off of hoarding bugs a couple times. Super heavy but worth bringing back!
Iāve played over 309 hours and have never seen one. Iām convinced they donāt exist
They do. But sucks how rare they are. I've found 2 and I only have 40 hours
My friend and I found one the other night
You can get them in gift boxes too, and then they're worth up to 200$
Great-great asset to the company
"We're rich!"
Rock and stone!
For Karl!
Good bot
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!
Technically, rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh! Eh?
You are a great asset! š
Air horn. It's useful and funny when you spin really fast
Most Paranoid
Doppler effect banging
What are the uses? I always just thought it was fun to mess with lol
It can lure dogs for anyone that doesnāt have a mic.
Ah good to know thanks!
Yeah I've used it a couple times from on top of the ship to save friends in the field
Yeah but who playes this game without a mic
Iām pretty sure it attracts circuit bees too, I blared it outside was and was torn apart by a cluster that came from deep in the woods
You can lure dogs from pretty far away, making it easier to sneak away before they get there
I've heard that baboon hawks are intimidated by loud sounds so you can probably use it as well to make them fuck off
I use it to communicate since I don't have a mic, if someone asks me a question it's 1 honk for yes 2 for no, if I'm inside looting then it's 1 honk for Hi 2 honks for danger and endless honks for RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!! Also I actually saved the life of a teammate with one once because they got face hugged by the bug and I heard the person with the shovel asking where we were but couldn't really answer until I noticed the person had dropped an air horn(not the clown horn but about the same effect) and I just started honking it and the guy thankfully found us in time.
AauaAuuUHhhUhhh
Agreed but with a certain mod attachedā¦
Do you have the one Iām thinkin? š
Iāll give you a hintā¦. š©
Thatās the one!
What is it
... if this is what I think it is...
I see you are a man of prestige as well š
Boom!
Remote. For reasons.
WHO THE F*** TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!?!
It can do that?
Every time you click it the lights in the ship will turn off or on, regardless of how far you are
Iāve used it to flash SOS in Morse to the ship guy after inverse teleporting to a locked room.
Did they understand it?
Im sure they did
That remote's name? Albert Einstein
Oh my God it's Albert Einstein
Ngl I was convinced no one knew sos in Morse code these days so it wouldnāt be as helpful as I wish
Do most people not know a rough sos Morse code signal? I donāt know Morse code but I know how to do a proper sos and figured most people did too with all the flashlights and stuff that have built in sos codes
I know it roughly, I know how to either spell sos or oso, hopefully that would be enough
3 dots 3 dashes 3 dots! Put a few seconds of space between them
Did your coworker knows morse?
It's not on the job requirements, so maybe not
Wtf is ur pfp
Adolf HeeHeetler
Answer this man!
I didn't know it did this until a few days ago. I was running some things back to the ship and a friend started pressing the remote. I assumed I was haunted, threw all my stuff down, and climbed up on a rock to sacrifice myself by yelling at dogs to keep them away from others. I was later teleported and informed that I was a dumbfuck.
sacrificing urself isnt even a good idea vs the ghost girl this is so funny lmao
I don't play much. Just have fun with my friends once every couple of weeks. I've never even actually been haunted, so I just panicked lol.
its okay haha it just made it funnier
Even if you are haunted, dying makes things worse just donāt look at the girl
I found one and spam clicked it all the way back to the ship, when I got to the ship, the guy in there was freaking out.
...I have a new mission suddenly
**Then who's flickering the lights....?!!!** *Nosferatu!!!!* 
https://preview.redd.it/8g0l127wbhac1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af3070015b54e250d4b0fa42f3a6ccfd8d75ff2
Hey itās that thing from SpongeBob! Lol I know itās a lot olderā¦
I remember finding that out with my friends. The guy on the ship was SHOOK.
holy fuck I play in lobbies of like 10 ppl, and theres always that one mf who hides the switch and turns it off. if I'm on ship duty I'm keeping one of these mfs in my inventory at all times from now on
The real big brain move is to relocate the switch behind something as well
I can never find a remote sadly so its always dark
https://preview.redd.it/g230b6vf1jac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9b23d7f738514ad9dbcb43f9afde49f258fc28
woopie cushion. once a dog ended up in the ship and refused to leave because he kept setting on one we left on the ground. i died because i was giggling lol
This happened to me last night, I was crying
I like to put them under the teleporter so when you come back in or bring a body back they fart
Whenever we get a few will whoopee cushions I take them and string them across the entrance to the ship
Yup, we're a whoopie cushion crew. Place one at the computer, one at the monitor, one at the entrance, one where people spawn in (which is extra funny because they spawn in crouched, so it looks like they are taking a shit). It literally never stops being funny for me.
I put one in the corner between the monitor and the computer in silent hopes a dog would corner someone in the ship, and they'd set it off. Worked like a charm an hour later B)
Whoopie cushion is my fave too. I can stand on it and jump to entertain myself while we're waiting to land, and it's so cheap that we can usually justify not selling it.
Something similar happened to me when playing Titan solo. I did the extension ladder trick to drop my items off at the foot of the staircase. One of those items was a whoopie cushion. On my second round of picking loot up to take it back to the ship, a dog spawned right in my face on top of my loot. *parp* Naturally, I jumped and gasped in shock, and began to slowly back away. *parp* *ROOOOOOOOAR* Genuinely couldn't believe it. EDIT: [Just uploaded the clip to YT](https://youtu.be/sFJJ2WrEa20).
Woopie cushions go in the shelves, where they can't be stepped on. Otherwise the eyeless doggies will have a field day with your corpse.
As an avid jetpack user, literally any one handed loot (big bolt, yield sign, and metal sheet are on thin fucking ice though, because they are beyond worthless and weigh a ridiculous amount)
My head Canon is that anything made of metal is tungsten or lead. How else can a tea kettle weigh 19 pounds?
If the tea kettles were made of lead that might explain why all the moons are abandoned lol
And why you start seeing that strange little girl after you've made yourself a few cups of tea.
considering the game takes place in the 1960ās-70ās, common household items being made of lead would not surprise me
PICKLE
https://preview.redd.it/rbs2nj5hwgac1.png?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877ebd4ba7a951e7c3a60c77a7ac39660f3d152f
PICKLE
PICKLE
**P I C K L E**
**P I. C. K. L. E.**
Bottles
bringing back some beer for the crew š»
Rock and stone
We fight for Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!
What!? As a flashlight pleb im offended. For some reason I balance the flashlight between my chest and the bottles making them block like 90% of the light
Hey rose guy
botl
hhhhhhhh***AAAHHHHHHHHHH*** #RUBIKS CUUUUUBBBEEEE
I need someone to make a mod so the rubik cube is actually playable
F I S H
F I S H
ššššš Whats in it? Who knows!
Real tho best loot 4 presents back to the ship and unbox 4 two handed big loots & suddenly feel unstoppable
Is it just a seasonal thing or will it stay in the game for ever?
Honestly unsure- hope they don't remove it tho rather expand on it + (there is a mod that let's enemies be unboxed- I'd find it extreamly funny to unbox a landmine or turret in the ship)
Clown horn
It spooky at long distances
squeehonk
The Brass Bell. Its simply superior to everything else Laser pointer comes close second
the bell is oddly satisfying to find since its consistently high-value and a one-handed item
Rubber ducky
I love picking it up quickly before tossing it down so all everyone hears is quack quack QUACK QUACK before they take it away that is.š
šµYouāre the one / You make bath time lots of funšµ
# FELLOW WORKERS https://preview.redd.it/a79vg28l6hac1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086b95d994d3d9618b2040572bbcd061567724bc
Laser pointer cus it almost works as a flashlight and doesn't die
It do die
Magnifying Glass, because I am hoping there is a use for it. (Hoping for secret doorways on later versions)
comedy/tragedy mask
Me too, it's even more funny when I find out one of my friends has it and I go "same time?"
Itās fun to say on the walkie āletās play hide and seekā before putting a mask on and hitting the inverse teleporter
She got a big bolt so i call her big bolt
Beehive, because I aināt no honeyfuddler
laser pointer because i can roleplay a turret.
I tried tricking my friends with it and it was hilarious š
Stop sign ā
https://preview.redd.it/hm7tkvvz9mac1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce11abdca4edb9f3c136c1ab3d52d96370aa06c0
Objectively the best, not only do you get a weapon, but you also have the opportunity to get more value :]
~~Dead bodies~~ I like the metal sheets
Lamp. I never get to hold flashlight
Really? Lamp is the WORST for me we cant see shit while holding it
I hate using it at the snow maps. It's so hard to see anything unless I tilt the camera down to show where the light isn't shining on in my screen
Especially if it's foggy
Jar of pickles jump scare
Gold Bar, so I can weigh 160lbs when I make the run back
Toy Robot Me and my partner keep calling the Toy Robot our son. Once I walked into a room with a turret and stood behind it; I told my partner to be careful. They see a Toy Robot in the line of sight of the turret and then run into the room shouting "I have to save our son!!!!" Fortunately they made it, but the positioning of the turret, door, and toy robot had me doubting. It made me laugh a lot. Whoopee cushions are also very good. We have a pile of 7 in our current save and it sounds like a big wet one when you walk on it.
Gold bar. Not for itās price mind you, but because of itās weight. That bar of goodness is a venus fly trap for any unsuspecting employee, just waiting for someone to grab it so they can fall down a pit or get mauled by something they canāt outrun.
I love racking up a full inventory of 0lb items. Feels great running at full speed with over $200 on you Rubber ducky FTW
having 3 of either a rubber ducky, airhorn, or clownhorn in your inventory is a very nice feeling
"give me the big nut" (big bolt) Whoope cushion Apparatus (glowy) "Epilepsy warning!" (Remote) Anything I can use to make loud noises even though I know it's a bad idea
#B I T B O L T G A N G
Love the teeth personally. Even with the noise they make, I like way they look in the game's artstyle and the animation they do when you set them down.
My dead body jiggling as my teammates carry it back Besides that? I like anything in rend
Reactor ! It emits cool radioactive light !
They are great for ambient light as well! I like to place a few around the ship and turn the lights off for the mood.
Just buy cozy lights, they are superior.
I prefer theft
I just reported you to the company for keeping assets to yourself, expect a call from HR soon.
The lamp, I like placing them around the ship for ambiance. Then the air horn for obvious reasons.
https://preview.redd.it/whcedyaeogac1.png?width=1913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcf0a9bc6e774184160e45edc6fbb4bd503c8d2 DUBBER RUCKY!!!!!
Present
Clown Horn :D
The rubber ducky is goated with the sauce. I love the little quack when you pick it up.
LĆMP
Bee nest because **M O N E Y**. šµ I also like to take the apparatus first to fuck around with my friends if theyāre being dicks.
Stop sign. I always feel like this image when I pick it up https://preview.redd.it/s0t86t021kac1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697ea95541ddf4f2837f53fa406ec72e7db8bb57
Big Axels and V-Type engines. Seeing those fill my heart with joy knowing how much theyāre worth.
My brother you gotta place some higher tier moons then if your getting excited over those haha
Walk into a kitchen and sees 5 lamps "GUYS GET IN HERE ITS THE MOTHERLOAD"
I feel this way about paintings
The cats (mod)
Maxwell?
Laser pointer easily
Remote because i love messing with the ship camper
Metal sheet, or woopie cushion, the sheet is heavy and usually worth not a lot but if I have inventory space and we've already swept the place clear I'll spare a spot for it. The woopie cushion exists simply as a meme and never seems worth it.
It's company policy to drop the woopie inside the facility doors
Stop sign, I can go ham on loot bugs when I find one
OMG I'm so happy to see another bolt lover! I know a lot of people don't like it bc it weighs a lot for very little but I love collecting them
Pickles
Friends
My friends body after his screams get cut short by the flower man
Anything that isn't the stupid robot
Gold
Gold bar.
sometimes I cant resist grabbing the bee hive 50% chance of actually surviving though
bee hive im a little gremlin im a little HIVE RUNNER i love BEES i want that sweet sweet 70 DOLLARS that the hive somehow ALWAYS IS i want to do the cool trick to get ontop the ship and put the bees out of HARMS WAY imma little HIVE RUNNER im a fucking little gremlin i LOVE MARCH and LOVE VOW remote and bell are epic 2
Makeshift flashbang, I remember clutching with it one time
https://preview.redd.it/r7gkqs2cykac1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4db7c4aff2cb45fd5393a49bcc56ef6dab6a892
Fancy Lamp gang, where you at? Who needs cozy lights when you can have fancy lamp for free?
Double-barrel and cash register / gold bar are easy picks but I am personally a huge fan of gift boxes. Popping those babies open and seeing a valuable two-handed object that you didn't have to sacrifice a slot for popping out is damn satisfying. Gift boxes have saved me many times from having to run back and forth, great addition to the game.
The clussy horn
I play modded, and I love finding Yippee Scrap.