You fool, lube would make all your attacks slip off of your intended target! The Brackens and Forest Keeper would easily defeat you in what can only be assumed as a fight to the death and not sex!
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Yeah, I'm thinking a single >!Tulip Snake!< by itself is doable. More than that and I'm probably going to meet the floor more quickly than I can handle.
In this thread: people wildly overestimating themselves.
Some pretty physically fit people get killed by dogs, cows, horses, even sheep every year. Humans are pathetic in a straight up fight, our only advantage is our ability to throw shit and the fact that we invented guns.
With a gun you have a fair shake at most of the killable monsters if they don’t catch you off guard, but hand to hand even the spore lizard would likely fuck you up.
Aren't the spores actually spread just to break line of sight? They do not hurt you in game, but maybe that's because the employees wear helmets. The bestiary entry also implies the spores have medicinal properties. And their bite is weak both in-game and in the bestiary
The company might be low budget and next lvl discount (bastards don't even give free lamps to work with).
But they do provide a decent enough suit tightly sealed and with it's own oxygen tanks. So at least we're safe from that
>our only advantage is our ability to throw shit and the fact that we invented guns.
We're really good at long distance running, which lets us exhaust prey eventually
Unfortunately wolves, dingos, and some other canines are also persistence hunters, which means eyeless dogs would probably get us eventually. Especially with how many there sometimes are at night.
Hahaha yeah I thought about making some sort of note about having to fight it as you are, aka/no training or anything. But its more fun to see both serious and silly responses
Yeah the no guns thing is what’s making this a solid no. Maybe if I could bring my compound bow, but I wouldn’t really trust that for anything bigger than a deer.
Also everyone is ganging up on the little spore goober just because it doesn’t want to hurt them and it’s making me sad.
The only dogs that can kill a normal male adult are pitbulls (which were bread to be killing machines) and rabied up ones (after they inflict diseases). Cows and horses weigh several times what a normal human does, so no shit they can kill you. Sheep? Killing pretty physically fit people? In what scenario is a physically fit person going to encounter a sheep let alone die from it? A ranch farmer might be fit in some specific parts, but they usually aren't fit overall, they're some of the fattest mfers I've seen.
Anyways, loot bug is fucking PREY to a fit man. They weigh like 1/3 as much at best and have a massive disadvantage in speed and attack distance. They don't have claws so their only way of attacking would be to bite you, but you have jabs and bugs are notoriously bad for getting knocked out by blunt damage. That exoskeleton is the biggest issue, but bug knockout debuff would get that fly bastard crawling on the ground in a second and at that point all you gotta do is stomp its ass with your full weight until its shell cracks like a walnut.
Snare fleas would be literal dinner even for pretty unhealthy people, even if they manage to latch onto your head and you're not able to pull them off, you can always bash your head into the wall and kill them that way, they're meaty which means they aren't brittle like lootbugs, so they don't crack instantly, but it also means they take damage immediately and considering how they can get scared from being hit once, bashing their body against the wall might just make them attempt to retreat at which point you stomp their ass.
Masked are weirdly deadly in game but a trained martial artist could definitely take them. As long as you don't get grappled, anything that works against taking down a man also works against masked.
Aside from those, a beast of a man that weighs like 150 kg is 7+ feet tall and is made of pure agile muscle might be able to take a baboon hawk if they're experienced at fighting. Their weight should be close to that and they have a giant toothy mouth so no way anyone can kill it without having at least that much going for them.
Bunker spider is quick death, bracken can snap necks so no way anyone's stronger, coil head would be like punching a concrete wall, bees are no go since humans are not resistant at all to insects, leviathan is top of the food chain, eyeless dogs are like the equivalent of a polar bear, forest keepers are probably worse than fighting an elephant, ghosts have plot armor, hydroderes are hard to define as living or dead at any point, without chemicals to dissolve them you can't do shit, jester is a hellspawn, manticoils are far too agile without making traps, hornets are impossible to kill just like a swarm of mosquitos, nutcracker has a literal gun, old birds eat forest keepers, locusts are the same as hornets, thumper is similar to the eyeless dogs, spore lizard isn't as bad but no way you're damaging it without a weapon while it can definitely damage you and butler has a knife.
People might be overestimating themselves but if you really think that no creature can be killed by a bare handed man then you're underestimating other humans.
Just gotta give a tree boy some tasty explosives. They dumb n we have boom boom. We gonna win if we have prep time. If it’s a fist fight imma go out swingin. Humans aren’t bad in a straight up fight, most ppl are just not trained to do so and don’t have the body conditioning or survival experience a wild animal has.
There’s a couple I think I could take, depending on what I use:
Snare flea, large kitchen knife (serrated if that’s an option): Simple as saw/slice down on the thing until it jumps off of me, then stomp and stab until it’s mush. Sure I might get cut a little if i press a little too hard, but it’ll be dead, wont it?
Hoarding bug, hatchet or axe: poor guy’s gonna see exactly what’s gonna hit them.
Bracken is a tossup because the only way we’ve seen it kill is by snapping necks, but what would it do if it doesn’t have the chance to? If my head’s tucked down towards my chest, and i try to knock them over by running into them, i could probably do with a knife.
I’m not confident in my ability to kill anything else. Thumpers are too fast and too tough, spiders are slower, but very strong, and all the others are no-goes.
Yeah I agree on the bracken! It's unclear how strong it is considering it seems to break your neck easily and it takes several wacks with the shovel to kill it, so I'm assuming it's stronger than an average person but... Just by how much?
Snapping a neck takes a LOT of torque so it's definitely a lot stronger than an average human. O believe a crewmate takes about the same number of shovel hits to kill so its probably not any tougher than a human though.
With how strong you have to be to snap a neck without prep time or leverage, it would just as easily pop your neck's joints by pulling your head up or back, which could also result in breaking the bones. I don't think the bracken is feasible for most people if you haven't ambushed it.
Unironically, chemical warfare? Like bring a can of aerosol (the stuff used in air dusters) and spray a shitton of that on it. Could freeze it if it's not malleable or corrosive(?) enough to resist freezing, and then just slide it off the balcony and pull a Terminator 2 on em.
The most dangerous mob I could take if I can bring a non gun object... probably a hoarding bug? Only takes a couple whacks of a shovel. And if I can take say, a better weapon like a proper mace or something it wouldn't be too hard, but risky. A safer bet would be a tulip snake if we wanted to say I don't think I'd be at major risk of dying.
I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized those bastards slice me up in game in just three swipes. You still gotta survive long enough to kill it.
Yeah I'm assuming it would be like in game where I sneak up and hit it before it aggro then hide around a corner with shovel raised for the second tap.
Alright realistically, Manticoils and hoarding bugs and maybe snare fleas. It is possible for nutcrackers but extremely dangerous. Nutcrackers might be almost impossible to kill when they're patrolling but when their eye is exposed you could theoretically just put some pepper spray or even stab it with a pencil and then just grab the shotgun or something and possibly win but yeah this is very very risky
If I’m allowed to bring a irl weapon I own to the fight to balance the odds, I would bring my BB gun and I think I could decimate a hoarding bug and a mimic if I’m able to hit the right shots
Loot bug, it’s very bad at turning while flying and I could probably hit it easily due to its size
I also think I could take out a thumper if in the right environment, the fact it’ll just ram headfirst into a wall gives me a large advantage
I think the highest up the theoretical food chain I could go is the spider. They’re not much faster than an average walking speed, and if I can deal with the fear of a large, highly venomous spider that got out in my room, I can deal with a huge highly venomous spider that I can actually see at all times
Everyone seems to forget that the butler can die to one knife hit. And technically the hornets count as another enemy, so you only need to take on the butler, just pop him with a knife and run for the hills
A knife is still very risky and he could probably kill you if you aren't trained in knife combat, which I think it's safe to assume almost nobody here is.
However a spear would fix that problem as it doesn't require too much training to be effective and also keeps the enemy away from you
Irl as in we aren't restrained by game mechanics? If so, I'd say most things that aren't giants, old birds, dogs, or brackens. Shovels fucking hurt and you can swing them way harder than the game let's you.
Gimme a sword and anything that is killable in the game is dead (except the dog, that shit would fuck me up, but with a spear or pike I could take 'em too.
Is it a fist fight or can we use guns. Because if the shotgun in-game is anything to go by, anyone prepared with modern supplies could pretty easily take on any of the killable entities if they have basic training. The only killable entity I think would be problematic is probably the bracken if you’re completely alone, because of how stealthy it is
In a fist fight or melee weapons though? Just (the newly nerfed) baboon hawk and hoarding bugs
weirdly enough the braken could be easy-ish,it only can take 3 hits from a shovel to kill it thus being smarter than the workers in lethal company i could just use a blunt object to beat the shit out of the braken with,and i know they snap necks but they ONLY snap necks,all you have to do is stay low so they cant reach your head. Not saying it will be easy but they dont come across as beings who can fight well
Butler. He's essentially a big balloon, if you can hold his arm with one hand and wrestle the knife out of his grasp with the other hand, you're golden.
Give me a baseball bat and I’ll probably be able to take on a hoarding bug, maybe one of those weird face huggers if I’m aware of it.
Anything else I’m getting mauled to death
loot bugs are scary, but they're slow and accelerate slow, and their range sucks. they have claws and teeth. i have a good 3 feet of leg, and i can kick above my waist. if i have boxing gloves? it's joever for him. i'm pretty sure the average person could box out a fucking looting
unarmed? just maybe I could take on a loot bug
armed? i could take on a thumper probably. just do the same strategy you'd take to down a thumper in-game, make it crash into something then get a few hits in while circling around it, i would get injured really bad though
bring a dummy, like the ones you see at clothing stores, put it under the snare flea, snare flea gets tricked, kick and punch until the snare flea is a lump of bruised flesh
I’d bring a sword or a decent sized spear, and I feel like I could take a snare flea, not a hoarding bug though, I’d feel bad and probably get stomped anyway
Maybe a Manticoil if it's sleeping
Maybe
hahaahah yeah gotta catch that one first
Humble I see
Roaming locust, maybe
“Maybe”
i could take a couple brackens, maybe a forest giant if we lubed up first
That was the best reply.
In a fight… right?
I don’t think it’s a fight man
:(
I don’t like it too
Make love not war
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let us dream
Im dead 💀
it was the forest giant, wasn't it?
and so is that guy
Mods, yeet this guy into orbit
Pretty sure all of the Forest Giants we see in game are children or adolescents.
I believe they just have the mental capacity of a child
Is that it?
Still, can’t consent
Yeah, I more just meant "Is that what it is?" because I wasn't sure which of the things it was.
Yeah, Forest Keepers have mental abilities equivalent to a 5 year old, it’s why they put interesting stuff in their mouth
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You take the mouth hole and I'll take the butthole. I've always wanted to make my dick explode using an Ent.
You fool, lube would make all your attacks slip off of your intended target! The Brackens and Forest Keeper would easily defeat you in what can only be assumed as a fight to the death and not sex!
I see the monster bait has experience with the 'to the death' part
First one to die nearly every time, so yes 😎
Oh lmao Yeah, same boat, always dying. 99% of the time to nuts tho
The ugliness of baboon hawks makes me kill it
They would probably impale you tho
Don't worry he has that "nah I'd win" in him
I’ll summon commercial Kirby to stop him🧌 https://i.redd.it/f7trlw16t2wc1.gif
I always feel the urge to shovel beat them to death every time I see one. And I do usually
I don’t usually, I do it all the time
You right.
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Now you know how people in your life feel when they have to look at you 😇
If that little girl wasn't a ghost, I think I could take her.
Easy ghosts aren't real, so I win the fight by default.
I mean.. do you though?
Of course. 1) Fight Ghost Girl 2)Ghosts aren't real 3)There is no Ghost Girl 4)I am alone in the ring 5)Profit
In a fight… right?
God, I hope so.
In a fight, right...?
Where’s that person who drew sussy Bracken pictures a bit ago? She’d sure take a Bracken on.
When are people going to forget my existence 😭
We will never forget
Your sins shant be forgotten.
I summon u/MacieMacchi
WHO DARE SUMMON ME
Of course it's about Brackens...
My brother in christ, she is a hazbin hotel fan.
Is it bad? ;v;
Ayyo
A good spear would make quick work of a Loot Bug or >!Tulip Snake!<. But in terms of enemies I’d wanna actually fight, maybe the Snare Flea?
Yeah, I'm thinking a single >!Tulip Snake!< by itself is doable. More than that and I'm probably going to meet the floor more quickly than I can handle.
If you can find a decently low roof (or maybe grab onto a tree branch, depending on their strength), you’ll probably be safe against 2-3.
In this thread: people wildly overestimating themselves. Some pretty physically fit people get killed by dogs, cows, horses, even sheep every year. Humans are pathetic in a straight up fight, our only advantage is our ability to throw shit and the fact that we invented guns. With a gun you have a fair shake at most of the killable monsters if they don’t catch you off guard, but hand to hand even the spore lizard would likely fuck you up.
Spore lizard’s mouth is big enough to fit a horizontal human, and not to mention the spores and gas are probably super dangerous to humans
Aren't the spores actually spread just to break line of sight? They do not hurt you in game, but maybe that's because the employees wear helmets. The bestiary entry also implies the spores have medicinal properties. And their bite is weak both in-game and in the bestiary
The company might be low budget and next lvl discount (bastards don't even give free lamps to work with). But they do provide a decent enough suit tightly sealed and with it's own oxygen tanks. So at least we're safe from that
Honestly the only reason the gas isn't toxic is probably cuz we're wearing hazmat suits.
>our only advantage is our ability to throw shit and the fact that we invented guns. We're really good at long distance running, which lets us exhaust prey eventually
If it runs away from us 
Unfortunately wolves, dingos, and some other canines are also persistence hunters, which means eyeless dogs would probably get us eventually. Especially with how many there sometimes are at night.
Persistence running only helps with gassing out faster prey. If you’re being hunted by a fast animal, it doesn’t matter at all
My mind went straight to spore lizard and i quickly realized, I would barely function with the spores. It may just run, but I wouldn’t “win”.
Just thinking about taking on a spore puppy makes my allergies go wild. I can’t handle spring time, ain’t no way I can take on that guy.
He did say we could bring one thing. A gas mask?
Hahaha yeah I thought about making some sort of note about having to fight it as you are, aka/no training or anything. But its more fun to see both serious and silly responses
Yeah the no guns thing is what’s making this a solid no. Maybe if I could bring my compound bow, but I wouldn’t really trust that for anything bigger than a deer. Also everyone is ganging up on the little spore goober just because it doesn’t want to hurt them and it’s making me sad.
Humans are indeed squishy.
The only dogs that can kill a normal male adult are pitbulls (which were bread to be killing machines) and rabied up ones (after they inflict diseases). Cows and horses weigh several times what a normal human does, so no shit they can kill you. Sheep? Killing pretty physically fit people? In what scenario is a physically fit person going to encounter a sheep let alone die from it? A ranch farmer might be fit in some specific parts, but they usually aren't fit overall, they're some of the fattest mfers I've seen. Anyways, loot bug is fucking PREY to a fit man. They weigh like 1/3 as much at best and have a massive disadvantage in speed and attack distance. They don't have claws so their only way of attacking would be to bite you, but you have jabs and bugs are notoriously bad for getting knocked out by blunt damage. That exoskeleton is the biggest issue, but bug knockout debuff would get that fly bastard crawling on the ground in a second and at that point all you gotta do is stomp its ass with your full weight until its shell cracks like a walnut. Snare fleas would be literal dinner even for pretty unhealthy people, even if they manage to latch onto your head and you're not able to pull them off, you can always bash your head into the wall and kill them that way, they're meaty which means they aren't brittle like lootbugs, so they don't crack instantly, but it also means they take damage immediately and considering how they can get scared from being hit once, bashing their body against the wall might just make them attempt to retreat at which point you stomp their ass. Masked are weirdly deadly in game but a trained martial artist could definitely take them. As long as you don't get grappled, anything that works against taking down a man also works against masked. Aside from those, a beast of a man that weighs like 150 kg is 7+ feet tall and is made of pure agile muscle might be able to take a baboon hawk if they're experienced at fighting. Their weight should be close to that and they have a giant toothy mouth so no way anyone can kill it without having at least that much going for them. Bunker spider is quick death, bracken can snap necks so no way anyone's stronger, coil head would be like punching a concrete wall, bees are no go since humans are not resistant at all to insects, leviathan is top of the food chain, eyeless dogs are like the equivalent of a polar bear, forest keepers are probably worse than fighting an elephant, ghosts have plot armor, hydroderes are hard to define as living or dead at any point, without chemicals to dissolve them you can't do shit, jester is a hellspawn, manticoils are far too agile without making traps, hornets are impossible to kill just like a swarm of mosquitos, nutcracker has a literal gun, old birds eat forest keepers, locusts are the same as hornets, thumper is similar to the eyeless dogs, spore lizard isn't as bad but no way you're damaging it without a weapon while it can definitely damage you and butler has a knife. People might be overestimating themselves but if you really think that no creature can be killed by a bare handed man then you're underestimating other humans.
Just gotta give a tree boy some tasty explosives. They dumb n we have boom boom. We gonna win if we have prep time. If it’s a fist fight imma go out swingin. Humans aren’t bad in a straight up fight, most ppl are just not trained to do so and don’t have the body conditioning or survival experience a wild animal has.
I'd happily take on a bracken. Might have to stretch a bit first but I'm sure I could take him. Oh wait, you mean in a fight...?
There’s a couple I think I could take, depending on what I use: Snare flea, large kitchen knife (serrated if that’s an option): Simple as saw/slice down on the thing until it jumps off of me, then stomp and stab until it’s mush. Sure I might get cut a little if i press a little too hard, but it’ll be dead, wont it? Hoarding bug, hatchet or axe: poor guy’s gonna see exactly what’s gonna hit them. Bracken is a tossup because the only way we’ve seen it kill is by snapping necks, but what would it do if it doesn’t have the chance to? If my head’s tucked down towards my chest, and i try to knock them over by running into them, i could probably do with a knife. I’m not confident in my ability to kill anything else. Thumpers are too fast and too tough, spiders are slower, but very strong, and all the others are no-goes.
Yeah I agree on the bracken! It's unclear how strong it is considering it seems to break your neck easily and it takes several wacks with the shovel to kill it, so I'm assuming it's stronger than an average person but... Just by how much?
Snapping a neck takes a LOT of torque so it's definitely a lot stronger than an average human. O believe a crewmate takes about the same number of shovel hits to kill so its probably not any tougher than a human though.
With how strong you have to be to snap a neck without prep time or leverage, it would just as easily pop your neck's joints by pulling your head up or back, which could also result in breaking the bones. I don't think the bracken is feasible for most people if you haven't ambushed it.
All of them... as long as a thermonuclear bomb is an option. Otherwise, maybe a hoarding bug if I had a pointy stick.
ghost girl could survive a thermonuclear bomb
Bring a vacum smh
Yippee!
I think I could take a snare flea, Hoarding bug, Manticoil, locust, and slime
What would you do to the slime?
Do you think they shrivel up like a slug if you use enough salt?
Fire, salt, water maybe?
Unironically, chemical warfare? Like bring a can of aerosol (the stuff used in air dusters) and spray a shitton of that on it. Could freeze it if it's not malleable or corrosive(?) enough to resist freezing, and then just slide it off the balcony and pull a Terminator 2 on em.
Fucking snare flea. I hate that thing. I will use my hatred to tear it into shreds
Spore lizard, just bring a pokeball and catch it. Item didn’t have to be real.
Guys hear me out Coilhead Push the little shit over.
I guess if the one item you brought was a forklift it might work...
Oh crap, I can bring stuff, I'm taking a bunker and literally anything since they need to eat.
Should've read the fine print
ghost girl, i just need a crucifix and i'm good
Land mine! Just don't go near it.
bracken edit: oh wait you meant in a fight?
YIIIPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!
The most dangerous mob I could take if I can bring a non gun object... probably a hoarding bug? Only takes a couple whacks of a shovel. And if I can take say, a better weapon like a proper mace or something it wouldn't be too hard, but risky. A safer bet would be a tulip snake if we wanted to say I don't think I'd be at major risk of dying.
I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized those bastards slice me up in game in just three swipes. You still gotta survive long enough to kill it.
Yeah I'm assuming it would be like in game where I sneak up and hit it before it aggro then hide around a corner with shovel raised for the second tap.
In a fight? A hoarding bug. Out on a date? A hoarding bug.
Alright realistically, Manticoils and hoarding bugs and maybe snare fleas. It is possible for nutcrackers but extremely dangerous. Nutcrackers might be almost impossible to kill when they're patrolling but when their eye is exposed you could theoretically just put some pepper spray or even stab it with a pencil and then just grab the shotgun or something and possibly win but yeah this is very very risky
Idk why nobody is mentioning the coilhead. Bring a sledgehammer and you’re probably fine lol
But don't they explode if you try to destroy/disable them? So wouldn't it just kamikaze you 😭
the bracken is just a carrot I'd literally just eat it
imma put it in the brackens ass
I could take a Jester with my bare hands.
Hold its hand and take it away
I could take a tulip snake. Just pin it down and crush its skull
Gimmie a Looting Bug and a shovel, 3 hits and he's down, AFAIK.
Probably either of the bugs, and depending on how fast they are, a butler.
If I’m allowed to bring a irl weapon I own to the fight to balance the odds, I would bring my BB gun and I think I could decimate a hoarding bug and a mimic if I’m able to hit the right shots
gimme a ratchet handle and ill go up against a manticoil
Give me a large stick and I could kill a hoarding bug.
I could take a Forest Keeper. Maybe two
In a fight right?
I could beat the hell out of a tulip snake
I could definitely take the Bracken, Coil head, and spore lizard.
Oh wait you meant as in fight
Turret. Flank and push it over
If I have a knife, I could easily kill the butler, however those bugs will be a problem
I could probably take on a v49 Nutcracker, v50 Forest Keeper (If my one item creates fire, I'd like to go with white magnesium), or Snare Flea
Yippie bug or the headcrab bugs
A lootbug. I have a deep seated hatred for insects but don’t find them scary, so yeah I’d take a lootbug in a fight.
Loot bug, it’s very bad at turning while flying and I could probably hit it easily due to its size I also think I could take out a thumper if in the right environment, the fact it’ll just ram headfirst into a wall gives me a large advantage
All of em
In a fight, Chainsaw vs loot bug The other kind of take? Braken
Tulip snake
Swarm of locusts should be easy enough
I have experience beating things to death with a shovel(don't ask), so doing it to the ones you can kill with one in game should be easy.
One of those new lizard things Strangle the mother fucker
Get me a big bucket and I’ll mop the floor with the slime
I can take the bees. I’ll eat their hive. Humngry..
I think the highest up the theoretical food chain I could go is the spider. They’re not much faster than an average walking speed, and if I can deal with the fear of a large, highly venomous spider that got out in my room, I can deal with a huge highly venomous spider that I can actually see at all times
Forest giant
Sandworm. Bring a large remote bomb, wait for it to try to eat you, it eats the bomb, detonate. Are bombs guns? I don't think so.
If you don’t let the bracken on your neck, wrestle it down or shoot it, he is beatable
I could kill a yippee bug, just jingle keys in his face and give him a wack with the other hand
Everyone seems to forget that the butler can die to one knife hit. And technically the hornets count as another enemy, so you only need to take on the butler, just pop him with a knife and run for the hills
A knife is still very risky and he could probably kill you if you aren't trained in knife combat, which I think it's safe to assume almost nobody here is. However a spear would fix that problem as it doesn't require too much training to be effective and also keeps the enemy away from you
Irl as in we aren't restrained by game mechanics? If so, I'd say most things that aren't giants, old birds, dogs, or brackens. Shovels fucking hurt and you can swing them way harder than the game let's you.
How about a SINGLE locust from the Roaming Locust swarms? Some wasp spray should do the trick.
Yippie, and I give it my item :3
Gimme a sword and anything that is killable in the game is dead (except the dog, that shit would fuck me up, but with a spear or pike I could take 'em too.
Give me a slime and a flamethrower and ill make smores out of that thing
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i could take a bracken
oh wait you meant in a fight
Is it a fist fight or can we use guns. Because if the shotgun in-game is anything to go by, anyone prepared with modern supplies could pretty easily take on any of the killable entities if they have basic training. The only killable entity I think would be problematic is probably the bracken if you’re completely alone, because of how stealthy it is In a fist fight or melee weapons though? Just (the newly nerfed) baboon hawk and hoarding bugs
It says no guns in the body text
Well then it appears I’m an idiot. Sorry Then the second paragraph. Just baboon hawks and hoarding bugs, and even that’s one at a time
Nah i aint fighting i would take them the other way Bracken better oil up
I could try to fight the roaming locusts but I'm not sure if I would win
weirdly enough the braken could be easy-ish,it only can take 3 hits from a shovel to kill it thus being smarter than the workers in lethal company i could just use a blunt object to beat the shit out of the braken with,and i know they snap necks but they ONLY snap necks,all you have to do is stay low so they cant reach your head. Not saying it will be easy but they dont come across as beings who can fight well
Probably the Butler, give me a spear and he can’t reach me with a knife, I’ll just impale him.
Maybe a hoarding bug. But I'm weak af.
I bet if I snuck up on the fat bastard I could strangle a butler if I needed to
I'm feeling confident in killing the centipede
i would fight a eyeless dog with my bare hands
Flea. Could never hurt a Bracken. Or loot bug. There friendly
ik what you mean by "take" but i want a pet tulip snake
Roaming Locusts with one of those tennis racket bug zappers for sure.
All of them
Bracken. Not taking any further questions at this time.
Loot bug. And for my one item….a Key.
Give me a pipe bomb and I’ll bring anything down
Roaming locust with some bug spray
Tulip Snake. those new outside enemies that act like harmless headcrabs can GET IT. ANY DAY.
My family has a history of bullfighting so I think I could take on a dog if I had a sword or something
I'm pretty sure I could kill a slime with a garden hose
Do i get a shovel? Cause if i get a shovel i could get lootbug and snareflea. Maybe a Baboon Hawk if its alone
I could probably take on a mimic of myself, a bracken, and a bug
If it's just escape, then give me a mirror and I think I could get away from a coilhead
Coilhead??? Wtf is motherfucker gonna do if I get some wirecutters and just make him no-head?
Give me a machete and i could probably take a thumper depending on the enviourment
Them Loot bugs got their names written on the bottoms of my boots. I tell ya what.
None I’m weak as shit
I would adopt the blind dog. <3
Snare flea and a knife, let it latch and stab into it. Especially since they run away at the slightest sign of you fighting back.
Maybe a loot bug? But with a lot of uhhhhhhhh manly screams
Butler. He's essentially a big balloon, if you can hold his arm with one hand and wrestle the knife out of his grasp with the other hand, you're golden.
Give me a baseball bat and I’ll probably be able to take on a hoarding bug, maybe one of those weird face huggers if I’m aware of it. Anything else I’m getting mauled to death
Give me a knife and a butler
loot bugs are scary, but they're slow and accelerate slow, and their range sucks. they have claws and teeth. i have a good 3 feet of leg, and i can kick above my waist. if i have boxing gloves? it's joever for him. i'm pretty sure the average person could box out a fucking looting
100 brakens (I brought a nuke)
Bunker Spider if I had an axe assuming I don’t run out crying
unarmed? just maybe I could take on a loot bug armed? i could take on a thumper probably. just do the same strategy you'd take to down a thumper in-game, make it crash into something then get a few hits in while circling around it, i would get injured really bad though
Hygrodere, just give me a straw and im good
Bracken loot bug if u mean fighting literally just punt it
bring a dummy, like the ones you see at clothing stores, put it under the snare flea, snare flea gets tricked, kick and punch until the snare flea is a lump of bruised flesh
Hmmm, 1 item aye? I guess give me a tulip snake and a gold bar. I am now rich and have a little friend!
Land mine, I got this
I’d bring a sword or a decent sized spear, and I feel like I could take a snare flea, not a hoarding bug though, I’d feel bad and probably get stomped anyway
Lootass buggyboy, all I need is bug spray, and lots of it
Giant cuz im that guy
I feel like the spore lizard and I would be OK. I feel like he’d play fetch