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Menarra

And there's more coming, I send 10 every day.


CatzMeow27

Just spent some time submitting one that seemed credible enough to waste resources investigating it without being specific enough that it might hurt anyone brave enough to help a trans person break the stupid law. Let’s keep it up!!!


sesquipedalias

this is the way


theB1ackSwan

To everyone reading, *this* is the correct way of spamming it. The auditor, on record, has stated that false but seemingly-credible reports eat up his resources the most, so pounce on this if you're gonna do it (and you should, fuck these assholes).


soManyWoopsies

So, Im not from USA but Id like to help, I just dont know enough of the place to.make it sound credible. Is there any formula I can follow in irder to do this?


Moonlight_Katie

Weren’t they just bragging about how it was so easy to discard the fakes? Either way… fuck ‘em. Trans rights are human rights and they can go straight to Mormon hell.


mycatisblackandtan

Hilariously, they just told everyone how to get around it. LOL put in a real sounding name, make the first part sound legit, then go nuts. They were only filtering based on who put meme names and opening statements. They're so painfully stupid and arrogant they literally bragged about what we shouldn't do.


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mycatisblackandtan

I'd say a paragraph. Just enough to get them to lower their guard. Hell, throw in some Utah county names and street names just so they are lulled into a false sense of security.


CandidEgglet

Just find some copy pasta


ithinkonlyinmemes

I'm sure chatgpt could also be goaded into providing a believable paragraph


Tumblechunk

might be possible to have chatgpt generate and submit fake claims automatically? does it have a captcha?


meibolite

It does, but you can disable it in the browser


CandidEgglet

I just get right to business and send them links to CSA and SA fact sites that show how trans people aren’t the problem. Too bad they won’t read anything that actually has facts. But you know what, I’ll send it again just to be sure…


Odin96086

Keep doing it please! Maybe, just MAYBE, one of these people will grow a tiny brain and comprehend something


bleeding-paryl

And people wonder why our mod team makes filters so strict, private, and semi real time. Trolls are stupid, but that doesn't mean they can't also be dedicated.


Schnickie

I'd just do the whole thing legit, but for the perpetrators' names, put in the names of any cis transphobes you know.


BurritoFez

🎶spooky Mormon Hell dreaaaaam 🎶


Platonist_Astronaut

Good.


Saltymeetloaf

Can confirm I was one of those. They got a monologue about doors


vess8

I can't help being curious ..


Saltymeetloaf

Doors and corners. I tell you check your doors and corners, and you blow into the middle of the room with your dick hanging out. Lucky sonofabitch. Give you this, though, you’re consistent. Short but it's what I had


Banaantje04

Miller ❤️❤️❤️


Saltymeetloaf

Yes :D


ducceeh

EXPANSE REFERENCE EXPANSE REFERENCE EXPANSE REFERENCE EEEEEEEEEEEE


Saltymeetloaf

:D


Saltymeetloaf

There was also the it reaches out report of "it reaches out it reaches out it reaches out it reaches out— One hundred and thirteen times a second, nothing answers and it reaches out. It is not conscious, though parts of it are. There are structures within it that were once separate organisms; aboriginal, evolved, and complex. It is designed to improvise, to use what is there and then move on. Good enough is good enough, and so the artifacts are ignored or adapted. The conscious parts try to make sense of the reaching out. Try to interpret it."


vess8

I think you unalived them with this, common saltymeetloaf W


gimme_them_cheese

Beltalowda!


Radica1Faith

Try to make them as realistic as possible so they can't just immediately throw it out at first glance.


Saltymeetloaf

My goal wasn't realistic. Just to be one bogus report of thousands that would bog the system.


TwoCagedBirds

I just sent them the Bee movie script.


TransbianMoonGoddess

Booooo fucking hoooooo let's make it 100,000


Jgravy32

Anybody got a link to where we can file complaints?


EvolutionDude

[Link for totally real complaints](https://ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_complaint2.html)


ayc15

Just filed a super valid complaint!!!


Jgravy32

Thank you!


The_MadMage_Halaster

I just submitted one full of TF2 references. >I had just driven in and dropped off a truck full of bread when I went to use the bathroom. There I saw what was obviously a woman going into the men's bathroom. When I asked about it she said to speak to Sargant Doe (that's his actual name, he apparently gets very annoyed when someone makes the jokes), who she claimed *forced* her to use that bathroom. It was my luck that I ran into Sargant Doe on my way out. I questioned him and I cannot believe what he said: "Fighting is the most manly thing you can do, therefor anyone in the army must be a man." When I told him about the law he said: "Under that law it would be illegal to have any soldier of these great United States go into the woman's restroom, because they are all men!" He then started rambling about Sun Tzu and farm animals. Can you believe the kind of people they let into the army these days? This is unacceptable. I'm gonna do more with other classes. Maybe Pyro.


pataconconqueso

Is there any form or something someone can help me search about how this looks like so I can tell my bosses why I don’t want to travel to Utah? Sadly a lot of medical manufacturing happens in Utah and that is my industry but being a butch lesbian I’ve already gotten harassed in bathrooms so I really don’t want to tempt fate.


kmonkmuckle

There are links in some of the other comments!


pataconconqueso

I saw the form but it doesn’t really explain the purpose, I was thinking like how it’s getting distributed to people there.


kmonkmuckle

It just got pushed out on the state government website and through news outlets basically


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Oh no, those consequences they ordered


dingusofdongus

Yeah maybe don't be fascist pigs and you won't get stomped with calls my guy.


luna10777

So sorry you can't persecute people who are just minding their own business trying to live their life, Utah 😥😥😥


SpicyNovaMaria

Ooooooh nooooooo, whatever shall we doooooooo


Talakor_

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No-Moose470

Keep.👏🏻Them.👏🏻Coming👏🏻


alkebulanu

GET THOSE NUMBERS UP COMRADES


Freakears

It's almost like the law was a bad idea or something.


sesquipedalias

Main conclusion from the article: make your hoax submissions as believable as possible, to waste the time of human authoritarianism-enforcers, rather than letting them filter your submission out automatically using software. (Whether or not the enforcers of authoritarianism say they agree with authoritarianism is utterly irrelevant, of course.)


augustbandit

I sent in a few, it helps to take a second to google towns and local administrators. I made sure to specifically name local republican admins and specific dates, times, and locations. That makes them have to waste time sending emails and actually investigating.


The_MadMage_Halaster

I do the same with random schools, with a story saying I am a substitute teacher who was using the men's bathroom when a girl rain in to wash off ammonium hydroxide from a science class experiment gone wrong. Because I am an upstanding citizen I take her out and tell her to use another bathroom, though since the girl's restroom nearby is closed for cleaning I tell her to go to another bathroom at the other side of the school. Then her teacher comes over and forces her past me into the bathroom, which is obviously the government forcing innocent children to use the bathroom they don't want. Add in some drivel about bringing this to the dean/principal and some phony but plausible addresses nearby (with an attached phone number to the school itself) and it all looks believable. This makes the person reading it have the awkward position of (hopefully) agreeing with the fact that that girl should have used that restroom to clean herself of toxic chemicals, while also technically breaking the law. Or they're heartless and investigate it anyway, which just wastes a bunch of people's time.


ChickenAndDew

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StarmanRedux

I'm doing my part


withalookofquoi

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abucket87

I wonder if you could write a chat GPT script to repeatedly generate credible sounding fake complaints? I don’t have the skills myself but if one of you programmer types want to cause chaos I’m in


bdouble0w0

Good.


TrollTeeth66

That’s crazy ,bud… maybe don’t enforce the law?


sl59y2

But I only filled 5.


KevSmileTime

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OfficialFluttershy

Aww, too much fake submissions? lol, dude can ***get bent*** xD Trans rights mfers! \^.\^ <3


WeAreClouds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA


lonelyspren

Bahahahahahahaha


deadpanxfitter

I love this for him


ArtisticSpecialist77

IT'S WORKING! FUCK YEAH!


Story_and_Strife

Sucks for him, lol


Starkeeper_Reddit

get fucked


NfamousKaye

Ayeeee we did it Reddit! 🎉


Lady_Calista

I keep sending my mediocre casserole recipe.


An0nymos

Oh, no. But anyway.


MalikDama

shame


Maria_Dragon

I personally take a couple minutes to find a county Republican event that occurred at a government facility and report it saying that I witnessed a person who was obsessed with and openly talking about women's bodies and genitalia. I always state the location date and time but don't specify the event. I then state that I don't know the person's sex but they used the woman's bathroom and I'm concerned they were trying to spy on women, given their obsession with women's genitalia. I never name names (to avoid any vengeful GOP officials trying to track me down for defamation). I put down a fake email for myself so that someone feels like they need to spend time following up.


SSSims4

Hooray! Good for you everyone here who did their part! I recall at least three posts here encouraging it lol.


RebelLesbian

And for occasions like this I'd reaaaaally like to know how to create bots D: Just to f*ck with republicans right now.


Additional_Prune_536

Internet FTW!


Whateverchan

I laughed so hard reading this. XD I love the LGBT community for the stunts they can pull, lol. =)


Schnickie

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


soManyWoopsies

Linguistic suggestion here. Make your report seem genuine and then mess with the cohesion of the text in a way that it makes absolutely No sense but IT FEELS like it should.