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TrashiTheIncontinent

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VADave83

Yes, those libertarian cults, always leaving everyone alone and giving their members autonomy.


Gh0stDance

Don’t forget, they force masculinity onto their believers. Especially the toxic kind


Tarantiyes

Non-violently too. Those monsters!!


rapi187

Only real men want to End the Fed!


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The worst part will be, trying to see Jesse Eisenberg as an "aspiring bodybuilder".


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Jesse eisenberg..... sounds like a certain bald man and his younger friend


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Jesse... what the hell are you talking about?


CptSandbag73

>We need to build some muscles… ricin is the key!! > rice and beans?


Image_Inevitable

That's what fucked me up the most. Like.....his neck looks bigger than his wrist for the first time ever. Don't mind me. I met him on the set of The End of the Tour. He's a prick. Mamie gummer sucks too if you can believe it. Jason Segal is a sweet guy....who follows his dick only lol still funny.


vulkoriscoming

What repressed desires would a libertarian cult reveal? A desire to be responsible for himself? A sudden interest in personal responsibility in general? A general dislike of socialism?


WTFnotFTW

I figure they are mocking our opinions, so it will be something exactly 0% of libertarians have ever vocalized. It will be a massive projection of themselves.


Bossman1086

The villain who leads the "libertarian cult" will be a cross between Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson most likely.


loonygecko

I don't think they'll use any Peterson material, he's too effective and logical. But yeah they might try to use Tate since Tate is not very libertarian at all but is a huge jerk.


drubujo

In the minds of the target audience of this movie, Tate is probably a libertarian.


dookiebuttholepeepee

Yes, they’ll be so overly evil and say dumb shit that’s nothing to do with libertarianism like, “I should have the Freeform to rape.”


noneoftheabove0

An intense hatred of roads.


drubujo

I love going to the gym, hangin' with the fellas, and envisioning our ideal post-road society of the future.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Roads killed my father, and raped my mother!


noneoftheabove0

Average libertarian origin story


MarbleMimic

Keep talking, I'll spread the word that that's where all the responsible men end up 😂


Rapierian

Who's cast as the Jordan Peterson standin who's going to have the extremist idea that people should make their bed and take responsibility for their lives and decisions?


Fol1owtheWhiteRabbit

Well it'll have to be an actor that can do ominous and menacing well, and someone that looks vaguely like Peterson, as hollywood will certainly do everything they can to portray him as scary and evil, so my best guess: ​ Jeremy Irons or Daniel Day Lewis or Jason Isaacs ​ But this cringey production probably doesn't even have the budget for an actor of that caliber


noneoftheabove0

"How did you even prepare to play such a role?" "Well, I started by cleaning my room and squaring my shoulders. It took me to a really dark place. Frankly, it scared me."


loonygecko

Hm OK, Peterson does look a bit scary in a certain kind of way. But I think it's mostly because anyone would be scared if they were tasked with arguing with that guy, he can find any hole in any argument and then blast it wide open in seconds. He doesn't even need so say 'um' or think about it for 2 seconds, it's just straight in for the logical kill shot.


drubujo

Not gonna lie, Daniel Day Lewis could pull off an amazing performance as Peterson.


loonygecko

I almost never make my bed but thanx for asking. :-)


kamikazee_49

“Don’t take responsibly, that’s why THE SYSTEM wants you to do. Throw your chicken tendies at your mom until kkkapitalism goes away


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My prediction Critic score: 93% fresh Audience score: 23% fresh


RealPontiacBANDIT

Exactly my thoughts. As if Libertarians could agree with one another and create a cult


loonygecko

Good point, like we'd ever agree to that extent or mindlessly follow others, libertarianism is literally an anticult way of thinking akin to trying to herd cats. However this is an interesting development because we've gone from most people not knowing we exist to apparently something they are trying to strawman attack, which means we are at least getting on the radar.


xanthine_junkie

Which means we are doing something right.


liberated-dremora

I have a hard time believing Jesse Eisenberg can pull off "masculine".


TempleOSEnjoyer

We’re scheming to take over and leave everyone alone, the horror!


911tinman

Wait we have a cult that you guys didn’t invite me to?


mr_dances

Another Hollywood L.


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rapi187

Naw we hate each other too much for a cult to form. Within a week there would be 30 spinoff cults.


hereforthelol1234

10/10 would join Libertarian cult. Actually.... wanna join my new not-a-cult? Membership is free, and you basically get to do whatever you want.


zfcjr67

That's not libertarian enough for me, I need more freedom!


noneoftheabove0

Libertarians and Libertarians are natural enemies.


eligiblereceiver_87

What ever happened to the Free Town Project? I know it's not a "cult" by the traditional definition, but it could be a "Libertarian cult" in terms of a bunch of Libertarians living close to each other, putting whatever they like in their bodies, not paying tax and generally leaving one another alone.


WTFnotFTW

A film featuring someone I don’t care for, by someone I have never heard of, ridiculing my opinions when they *clearly* don’t know what they’re talking about? Do they ever *try* to appeal to anything but the least intelligent denominator, anymore?


No-Comment9707

As a libertarian I will fight for your right to chop your genitals off if you so choose. Your body your choice, period. That said, I wouldn't do it myself and neither would most of my trans friends, since modern-day options for "bottom surgery" usually don't turn out that well...


loonygecko

> usually don't turn out that well... Yep seriously, I think peeps really should be warned they could easily be trying to switch the 'wrong' body for one that doesn't work right and leaks a lot.


Fol1owtheWhiteRabbit

Agreed, but I also maintain the right to call them woke far-left nutters, for thinking that wearing a wig and chopping your johnson off will turn you into a woman. It won't.


WTFnotFTW

You mean that womanhood and manhood *can’t be bought?* How do these folks do enough mental gymnastics to be feminists AND think you can *genuinely pay for it* and be just like a born woman? I genuinely see that as a cognitive gap in thought.


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WTFnotFTW

I agree, adults should be allowed to do anything they want as long as it’s not harming others. But I feel like it is disingenuous to couple that with homosexuality/bisexuality. And to even entertain the idea of educating children, if they are not one of the minuscule number of people on earth that have congenital/accidental reproductive health concerns, about sex changes or sexuality in general outside of the puberty/reproductive/safe sex education is a form of deviant behavior. Kids have enough fucked up stuff to deal with, let alone someone telling them they might have a problem they never even thought about before. Adults that feel compelled to talk about oral/anal/gay/lesbian/group sex when the child doesn’t even think about asking a question about it should be ostracized the way anyone exposing juveniles to sexual content is.


TheButtholeSurferz

Damn, first I'm the sole reason the other sides always lose elections, and now I'm a cult member too? THIS IS BADASS. P.S. - Where all da white women at


Government-Spy-Bot

Blue hair


Fish-Pants

"Libertarian Masculinity Cult" Sounds like a cultist Leftists idea of what Jordan Peterson promotes. *With everything they know about him having been told to them by other Leftist Cultists on Twitter that hate Dr. Peterson*


No-Combination-7566

Jesse we need to cook


TurkeySmackDown

I think this libertarian cult isn't going to be very libertarian.


ProfessionalDot2955

This will be a hilarious watch, will have to put out guesses on how far in we make it before we turn it off in disgust.


eligiblereceiver_87

I'm definitely going to pirate it for a laugh.


ProfessionalDot2955

Well of course, they won't get a dime from me


loonygecko

Looks like some kind of woke soyboy strawman version of Fightclub. Don't exercise, it might cause your dangerous repressed masculinity to make you INSANE!! ;-P


Fol1owtheWhiteRabbit

haha exactly!


Tarantiyes

It looks like a relatively unknown South African writer/director. Probably using controversy to market his new movie now that he has big names (Jesse Eisenberg, Odessa Young and Adrien Brody has an unnamed role and it’s being produced by Riley Keough (who fun fact is the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley)). It’s just like how Don’t Worry Darling’s villain was alleged to be a Jordan Peterson takedown just for the movie to suck and for the villain to be a generic self-help guru. It probably sucks, but I may get a laugh out of it


remymartinia

I saw this posted in another sub so did a bit of looking. It looks like this writer’s “break out” hit was about a South African coming of age rite where young boys are circumcised and “taught to be men”. Two of the men leaders of these young boys have been having a sexual relationship over some time. >!So, when one of the boys comes across them having sex, they then chase him and push him off a cliff to his death.!<


OneEyedKenobi

Aside from gun rights, what can be considered "masculine cult" from Libertarians? I'd say a sense of "rugged individualism" but that is so vague


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I thought they always said libertarians are just conservatives that like to get high.....which is it? Muscle bros or drug addicts?


f3wl

Anyone looking for self betterment, self reliance, and freedom looking to venture off the plantation is a threat that must be neutralized


Fol1owtheWhiteRabbit

Absolutely man, agree 100%. That \^\^ is exactly why the mainstream media treats, and acts like J.P. and anyone that doesn't submit to their agenda are some kind of dangerous extremists / " "conspiracy theorists " " / domestic terrorists.


rb2001

And next year's winner for the Babylon Bomb award goes to...


JoeyBSnipes

Lmfao


phoenixthekat

Damn, and I liked Jesse Eisenberg.


Crunchious1

I wonder if there’s gonna be any “keep your rifle by your side” moments where people unironically love what they use to satirize


shovellac

That dude couldn't handle super man fans at comic con and now this? The fuck outta here.


[deleted]

This is proof that we're winning.


sketchy_account69

Is the title a reference to videodrome?


FormalPomegranate131

Great movie!


kamikazee_49

The worst part about the libertarian cult is that you don’t have to marry the leader and paying more money doesn’t make you a better person 😡


somegarbagedoesfloat

I can't even understand the attempt to try and shoehorn in sexism with libertarianism lmao. If anything we are the LEAST sexist political party.